Everyone deserves a friend

by The Cat Lord

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Dark, Adventure, Random, Crossover
Length: 3999

I got a idea form the cover art...What If Alex Mercer lands in Equistira then befriended by Pinkie Pie? Surely not a good idea. Different story line then Alex Mercer in Equestira

Prolong
My blade cuts off the head of the supreme hunter, "Try growing that back." ‘After 18 days of being hunted, being the hunter, fighting against unspeakable beast and the world military its finally over! Now all I got to do is disarm the bomb… Or set it far off in the sea.’
I rush down to the lower decks. I look at the timer, “Not enough time.” I glance around the hanger then I see a troop transport near by so i hook up the nuke to a troop helicopter. “This might be fast enough for me to escape.” I take off full speed to to middle of the ocean. Not enough time! I drop the bomb and puts the helicopter in full gear to get away but a few seconds after hearing a boom then came blackness.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-08 02:18:14 UTC

This must be hell

I wake up leaning against a wall as my body burns and in front of me is a pink pony. WAIT WHAT?!?

The pink pony leans in closer, “Hello are you ok?” Ok pink pony that can talk...This must be hell.

The pink pony walks closer. I raise my head and everything burns. "Where am I?" Talking hurts but I must know where I am.

"You're in Ponyville silly!" The pink pony pulls out a pamphlet out of its mane and gives it to me. It shows a Pre-Victorian village with bright letters over it reading Ponyville.

"Can you bring me something to eat please?"

The pink pony gasp and runs away quickly then returns with a box of cupcakes. The sugar in them will help.

I open it and touch them then consume them with tendrils and the pink pony gasp again, "I must throw you a welcome to Ponyville! I forget to ask but are you a angel?"

I shake my head, "Sorry kid but I'm no angel." The pink pony looks down sad and sighs, "That means I cant throw you a welcome to Ponyville mister angel party!"

I get up slowly as my body aches then I look behind me and i see blood in the form of wings, "I guess I did look like an angel, huh."

"I've never seen you're kind before, are you lonely?"

"No I'm not, all I known is being alone."

"N-no friends?"

"I couldn't trust anyone to have a friend."

"That's awful! I'll be your friend! Everypony needs a friend..."

I smile and bend down on my knees, "You know what if noPONY tries to kill me I'll be your friend."

She gasp and bounces hyper like, "The first thing we should do is introduce you to ALL my friends!" This might not be hell.

I walk out of the alley after consuming the blood on the walls and the reaction of the crowd was to scream "Monster" and run into their home closing all the doors and windows then to lock them. "What's their problem?"

The pink pony jumps up and down to a place only it knows, "I don't know!" It responds cheerfully and blissfully.

Minutes of a talkative pink pony, empty streets and ponies staring at we fearfully we arrive at a tree with windows, a door, and a star gazing post. That takes tree house to a extreme I've never seen before.

Pinkie knocks on the door, "Twilight come meet my new friend! I'm he says he'll be my friend if nopony tries to kill him!"

I hear a girlish voice, a nerd like Dana. "That's ridiculous Pinkie there hasn't been a ponycide in our lifetimes." 'Twilight' opens the door and goes completely silent, "A-are you a human?"

"Yes and no."

"You cant be! youre just a myth! A legend form cavepony times!"

"Unicorns are a myth where i com form but apparently there both based in fact. Next you're going to tell me magic is real."

"It is! Its why unicorn can perform magic!" Twilight stomps her hoof.

"Show me your 'magic'." I wave my hand like some artist way.

Twilight's horn lights up in the color of her coat and picks up multiple books. "See mag-"

"Electromagnetic on a level technology form my world cant do. You probably don't know what a atom is."

"N-no..."

I spend the next hour expelling to her atomic theory to the level i possible can and ultimately her hair and tail is frizzled and displaced. inkie starts to giggle at me, "You broke Twilight."

I laugh alittle, "I guess I did." I wave my hand over her face and snaps my fingers then Pinkie looks at me.

"Do that again!"

"Do what again?"

"That noise with you're hoof!" I snap again and Pinkie giggles, "How you do that?"

"Pinkie lets focus on fixing Twilight."

"Okie dokie loki!" I grab Twilight and I slap her hard enough for her to feel it but not hard enough to brake her skull...No responce so I walk up the stairs to see a large lizard in a basket so I grab it then it starts flaying and it yawns.

"Twilight don't wake me up with magic!" The Lizard looks at me and I look at it. "Hi."

"Hi."

"Please don't hurt me."

"I broke Twilight can you help me fix her?"

"How you brake her?"

"I told he and backed up magic is fake."

"And then she broke?" I drop the dude and walked downed the stairs and showed him Twilight. "If we send a letter to the Princess the sound might snap her out."

"Cool can I write it?"

He points to a desk with a quail, ink and paper so I Write, "Dear Princess, I Alex J. Mercer implore you to respond to this letter in hopes of braking Twilight out of a trance like state after explaining how and why magic is fake. I will explain in front of a crowd of what I suspect you might have a magic research. She also said Humans are myth so can you explain that to me as I am one."

I give it to Spike, "Here send it to the Princess." He blows flames on it and I sigh, "You sent it with magic didn't you?"

"Yep, deal with it."

"I can brake you easily too lizard."

"Hey I'm a baby dragon!"

I facepalm as he burps and a letter floats down and twilight lunges for it but me being faster, "I believe this is for me."

"If this news is true I'll dispatch a guard to you're location to take you to my castle and I can send for representatives of other nation to be sent and your existence...Clarified."

"Pinkie walk with me. Pinkie?" I look around not a hair in sight of the pink pony."Where the hell she go?"

"That is Pinkie for you." Twilight and Spike start to laugh so i head outside and I see a city on a mountainside made of pure marble.

"Twilight is that city of marble where the Princess is?"

"Ye-" I jump and start to run to the city of marble taking minutes to get there. I arrive in a market district as I walk in two guards stop me.

"Turn around monster and go back to the forest!" I flip over the guard ripping off its armor and crumple it to a small ball and throws it at a wall fast enough to go through the walls of marble till it bury itself in the mountainside.

"Don't fuck with me." I turn around and began to walk off to the giant castle as I get fearful looks form the stuck up nobles of this land. I arrive at the gate and stare at the guards who flair their wings to block my path and i respond by breaking there wings at 90 degree angels. "Like I said to the last guards don't fuck with me." I walk in the castle till I find the throne room so I break the door off earning me a battalion of guards raising spears so I jump in the middle of the group and slams my fist together blasting the guards in all directions.

"Ah so this is the power of a hu-"

I grab a spear and throws into the wings of the white alicorn nailing it to a wall then I run as fast as I can and slam my hand into her neck pinning her down, "You attacked me now you die."

"I'm sorry for what the guards did to you! I want peace, I yield!" I look it in the eyes as I dislodge the spear to my side ready to use it again.

"Let me get this straight." I look her dead in the eyes, "If i'm unprovoked attacked or pissed off I'm going to kill them, i'm not subject to you're laws and I'll go to where I please and you will find me a way to my home or I'll kill all you're kind."

"We will discuss this with the other nations provided they don't try to kill you for the legends."

Politics, Viruses, and Myths

I look behind me to see the guards affect by the knuckle shockwave starting to get back up as they all have huge varying dents in their armor and I smile as they get back up on there feet after seeing a hole in the Princesses wing. "This is the best you got? A pack of wild dogs gave me a better run for my money!" I smile as they all start to get agitated but Princess Celestia walks in front of me flaying her wings.

"My royal and loyal guards drop all hostiles and let this man go, you will not attack him and you will not talk to him as he is the ambassador for the human race!" Most drop their weapon while a strewn glance form their Princess and a hungry glance form Alex making the rest yield. "He is my honored guest even though he attacked It must of been a misunderstanding on a cultural level right Alex?"

I nod and then I smile, "Dare trying to pick me up in it self was considered a insult to my ability to survive, I usually would of killed you were you stood but I allowed you to live...Be thankful."

"Why did you tell them that lie." I can sense fear in her voice, child like fear, the type of fear that is easy to play with.

"As fun as it would be to kill then eat them I never played politics so I thought I give it a try."

"Y-you were going to eat my guards?" Her pupils are extremely dilated as I lick my lips.

"Their body, their soul, and their minds." I start to laugh as I turn to the tense group of guards, "I need a snack and it must be living, who among you will lay down your live in trade for your Princesses? I promise it wont hurt." It hurt a lot!

Form the looks of the one that steps forward is that he is a recruit, his eyes are closed and I see wings on his side, I run at him and grip him by the throat and hold him in the air. I feel something kick me in the side and its a small little brat, "Let go of my brother! You big meanie let him go!"

"This was your brother huh? Where I come form the big brother protects the little sister not the other way around. You know what kid I'll make you a deal."

The little kid starts to pout, "What is it?"

"You promise to protect him and I'll let him go."

"Ok i promise"

I drop the guard by his sister and smiles at them then I look at the Princess and she has a look of amazement. "He has a heart. Maybe the legends were wrong."

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I walk outside and slam my fist through the wall. "I miss you Dana, I hope the doc found a way to make you come around, I'm sorry that your brother isn't there, he never was . I'm not sure if I can keep my humanity without you Dana." I slam my fist against the wall again, "Monsters don't cry but sometimes I wish I could, it would make me more human then BLACKWATCH wouldn't hunt me like a dog."

"The great human that pinned my sister to a wall misses his sister? I wonder why you cant cry, no way to express your emotions expect to bottle it up and wait for  to explode. Everypony has a family so is that why you didn't kill that stallion in front of the foal? It was noble of a human to do that."

I turn around and look at who is talking to me to see a small alicorn, "Form the moment I was born I was hunted down as a monster, so that's what I turned into, I was hunted for being a killer so that's what I became. There was one thing that kept me form losing what we call my humanity, the equivalent of a soul was the love my sister. Sounds so cliche but it is true, What do you know of sisters?" I sit against the wall and look in the dark alicorns eyes.

"A thousand years ago I-I tired killing my sister, I was never admired like the day, my night was slept away by all my subjects. I bottled it up but it slowly but surly turned to hatred for my sister and her beautiful day. One day I refused to lower the moon and keep the night forever.  I never thought about my subject as they would freeze and the crops would not grow. I became a monster, a perversion of my former self and turned to Nightmare Moon so my sister did the only thing she could do and sent me to the moon and sealed me there but I escaped boiling with even more hatred and six mares did what Tia could never do and cleansed me form my hatred and restored me to my former state but I was still a outcast. Ponies only feared me till those same mares helped change me and learn kindness and compassion. I love the night as I am the Princess of the night but little love it like I do."

"I love the night, its the time I saw Dana with a smile on her face and not in front of computer screen of searching for videos of me killing people as they stood in my way, I never told her I ate people, I never told her the countless I've killed. I did my job as her big brother and protected her form the truth as best as I could, I did well at times keeping up the lies." I get up and sighs. "The night helped me to kill, It helped me to think about what I done and over all the night aspects monsters for what they are. In all ways your night is better then your sisters day. If you are a princess can you bring Pinkie Pie and Twilight to Canterlot?"

"What business do you have with the Elements?"

"Pinkie calls me her friend so it is only nice I let Pinkie come here to see me."

"As a replacement for Dana?"

"Yea I guess so."

"I'll send them a letter to let them know."

"I only talked really to Dana but It was nice talking to you, whats your name?"

"Luna, my name is Luna Alex Mercer."

Pinkie's Angel

I look down the hall way where Luna went and I sigh as a fearful maid taps my shoulder, "M-Mr. Alex the representatives are here to see you. I look down at the mare and scratches her ears, "Can you show me to the room please?" She nods and begins to walk as I follow with my hands in my pockets.

I look at the marble walls and the important artifacts that I take three vases and start to juggle them in total boredom. I soon attract a crowd that just follows me as I juggle the three ancient artifacts then I throw them in the air getting screams of horror. I catch them easily by running to where they are falling.

The ponies scatter like cockroach to lights. I turn around and I set down the vases and allow myself to yawn as I walk in two giant oak doors to see the weirdest gathering of mythological creatures. I see a free spot at one the heads of the tables and I sit there leaning my feet up on the table. "In my world you all don't exist...expect for you zebra. You exist. So by all means that I am top predator in the room." I flash my canines making the herbivores shift a little and the omnivores and carnivores just shrug, "In fact I challenge you all to a fight it would mean I have the right to kill you if you refuse.

A zebra stand stright up, "That is not fair! What about our cultures?!?"

"I don't care about you're cultures, you know what my kind did to our own just cause they were scared? They were convicted that they were witches so them tied them to a stake and burnt them alive, if they survived they were a witch and would kill them. They would tie rocks to their legs to a rock and drop them in a lake and if they drowned they weren't a witch, if they float they were a witch and they would kill them." Everything just sat there shocked, "You were all in legends, I know how to kill you all even a hydra is a easy feat for me." Most them just stared at me as I got up and picked up the table with one finger, "I'm better then you all just don't fuck with me."

I walk out and close the door then I'm tackled by a pink blur and I look at the fearless being that tackled me and I see Pinkie pie. "Hello Pinkie."

"Hello mister angel!"

"Why are you hugging my legs?"

"Cause the really weird and I like it!"

"You guys dont have jeans?"

"I do have genes but their inside of me!"

"Not those types of genes Pinkie." I sit down Then I see Twilight stand there as her eyes went to pinpricks, "Hello Twilight."

"H-hello Alex."

"Im glad you came."

"Please dont eat me!" She started backing up then I picked up Pinkie who went WEEEEE. "I don't eat friends, only enemies and my friends eneimes"

"So what are you some twisted angel?"

I look at Pinkie. Dana "Before I came here you know what I did to save my friend?" I glare at her with red eyes.

"W-what?"

"I took the power of the sun straight t the face and got right back up."

"T-thats not possible! Nopony is more powerful then Celestia!"

"I put a hole in her wingand almost chopped off her head."

"WHY?!?" She looks like shes bout to cry.

"To protect myself." I start to walk off with Pinkie i my arms who cuddle in my warmth so I make myself hotter for her comfort."Pinkie why do you call me a angel?"

"Cause I found you with wings, where are your wings?"

"I'm hiding them for now."

"Awwww they were a pretty shade of red."

"I'll show you them later Pinkie but know isnt the time."

Pinkie begins to pout, "Pinkie pie promise?"

"Whats a Pinkie Pie promise."

"Repeat after me and do what I do"

"Cross my heart." She crosses her hoof over her heat.

"Cross my heart." I cross my finger over the left side of my chest.

"Hope to fly." She flicks her hoofs trying to fly and actually gets lift.

I place her down, "Hope to fly." I flap my wrist.

"Stick a cupcake in my eye!" She covers her eye with her hoof.

"Sick a cupcake in my eye." I cover a eye with my hand.

She smiles at me and I force a smile at her she she grabs my hand in her mouth and pulls me, "What you want Pinkie?"

"I wanna throw you a welcoming party!"

"Pinkie I dont like p-" I feel a spear pirce through my back and I plge it compleatly through as Pinkie just grins, "Pinkie you know what type of angel I am?" I turn around and grip the pony who did by the neck. I turn around as she looks at me with innocent eyes.

"What type of angel?"

"A angel of death." I throw the pony down braking his spine then i start to beat him till the marble is permanently stained red then I consume the Pegasus and unreal blood red wings.

A monster or a man

Pinkie usual fluffy mane fell flat to the side, "You are a angel of death?"

A warm stinging felling builds up in my eyes till i fell the tears fall, "Pinkie my name is Alex, that pony life made me cry form the sheer beauty of it... I have no place here in this world." I kneel down to her and i hug her. I only killed once in fornt of Dana. I'll try this world methods. "But yes i a angel of death, our angel of death...I fear I'll be the death of you, are you willing to risk that?" Pinkie hugs me tight and nods.

"Every...one deserves a friend at one point and I'll be your friend." I just smile at how nice she is. Call a man a monster, he will become a monster. Call him a killer he will become a killer. But call a ma worthy then he will strive to be called that. But I am different aren't I? I killed thousands of innocents just cause they got in my way but even more caused they crossed me. Can I be forgiven? "But did you need to kill him in front of me?" Her voice drops to a whisper and I sigh.

"No I guess not Its just hard to be peacefully. I have been fighting since i was born. Killed thousands every day and I can hear them scream, i can see myself killing them when I close my eyes...I feel it and I don't sleep for that very reason. Its torturing on my mind and I might snap so if I ever look angry or dark in general just run run till you can't anymore." I sigh and get up on my feet as I stretch.

Pinkie looks at me with brilliant blue eyes and i look back before petting her, "I really need to talk to a scientist about your eyes and why are they so big and your snout is so small too."

Pinkie hair bounces up in fluffiness then I sigh, "Well duh its the way Celestia made us!"

"No Pinkie you were made form evolution of prey animals and the fact you get enough energy to run your brain is amazing in its own right. Prey animals usually stay stupid while the hunters usually get enough energy to keep them self to get smarter. Thats how it was on my world and that's the reason I don't look like a pony."

"Silly angel why are you speaking egghead?"

"Maybe cause I am one?"

Pinkie gasp, "Lets prank twilight!"

"Pinkie my tell of pranking is scaring them so bad they wet themself."

"Lets scare Twilight!"

"Do you have any red paint?"

Pinkie pulls out a can and smiles then i take it and splatters it over her neck and my mouth, "Now scream and when I start talk like about 44039 voices at once get up and start acting like a zombie.

Pinkie screams in a blood freezing south and i stand over her till Twilight, Luna, and Celestia run down the hall and stares at us then I morph my arm into a blade and stare at them while I beat my wings to fly, "Your day has come you will die and be reborn!" The thousands of voices saying it proudly made Celestia and Twilight piss themself and Luna looks at them and starts to laugh.

"That's a good trick Alex but I know that is just paint and you pulling a realist prank."

I drop out of the sky and Pinkie gets up, "Damn how you know?"

"Blood is thicker then that."

"How do you know that Luna?"

"A past I am not proud of."

"Damn while I'm going to my room, will you show me the way Luna?"

"Anyone who scares my sister I am proud of showing you."