As Rainbow dash awoke, she was greeted with scootaloo trying to fly (as usual)
of course the mare had to tell her not to jumps off cliffs like an imbecile.
so of course the colorful pony had to swoop in and save her
"YOU IDIOT!" said Dash
"but this is the only way she can fly" said applebloom
as soon dash was going to call her an idiot like her friend, an orange pony with a stetson (stetson's are cool) did it for her
"YOU THINK THIS IS SMART APPLEBLOOM?"
"i was just trying to help her" applebloom said in a annoyed voice
"besides it was sweetiebelle's idea, so don't just go blaming me"she said
"NO IT WASN'T" sweetiebelle said, "it was your stupid idea to do this you bloody idiot!"
as always Dashy and applejack watched the three filly's fight in a circle until dash had ENOUGH
"SHUT THE BUCK UP"
"now seems me and applejack are actually having plans to go on vacation, because we won a free "trip", but you three are so...ballsy"
she said in a sarcastic voice
"we have to take you with us because that's how life works"
the three of them said at the same time "we don't want to go why can't rarity or twilight or ANYBODY else take care of us, give us three reasons"
"1. fluttershy hates you all
- Rarity is a bitch
3.twilight does inappropriate things with spike"
dash said
"what inappropriate things" applebloom said.
'things I WANTED to do to your BLOODY sister on the vacation" dash said an a annoyed voice
"pardon?" Applejack said like confused cow in a I can't speak "farm"
"oh....ummm...Nothing" she quickly replied
"DAAAAAAaaaaamn" said seetiebelle
