Pinkamena

by Candy Rush

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Tragedy
Length: 1576

Pinkamena Diane Pie's life is plain sanity. Just take a peek at it

Pinkamena Diane Pie's everyday life is just weird. So I want to show you want goes on almost everyday.
Art by:Ifthemainecoon

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-01 05:30:06 UTC

Little Miss Who?

  Pinkie finished her food. Then a knock from the back door came. Pinkie rolled her eyes."More ponies." She mumbled. She walked to the back door. She opened it. There was Rarity, well "Little Miss Rarity" as Rarity called herself. Her best friend. Who is just like her. "Hey Rarity! What's up?" Pinkie asked.

"Nothing much. Pinkie dear. Mommy is just bored." Rarity walked in. She sat down.

"Sigh..who were your victims today?" Pinkie asked Rarity.

"Hmm...Applejack came over. We had a fight that ended in a bad way...Who were yours?" Rarity said.

Pinkie said,"Twilight and RD. Twilight slipped and was unconscious and then she died and then I stabbed her and Dash saw her body and threatened to tell people saw I killed her."

Rarity got up to got to the fridge and asked."Well that's good. How's Apple Bloom and Scoot? Doing good with there job?"

Pinkie nodded."They been helping me out a lot. Is Sweetie Belle helping with ya know, stuff?"

Rarity rolled her eyes and grabbed a sandwich out the fridge."Eh...she been on the computer a lot. But otherwise, yup." Rarity sat back down.

  Pinkie sat next to her."So. I was thinking...maybe we could be a team? What do you think?"

Rarity stopped."I've been thinking about that a long time! I was going to ask you! And the answer is yet a yes."

Pinkie smiled."Awesome! We'll start today.I bet there will be another victim today." Pinkie grinned.

Flutterbye

Fluttershy hummed as she walked down the street to the Sugar Cube Corner.She was going to pick up a order for Angel. She finally got there. She knocked on the door.

Rarity heard the knock. She got up and opened the door."Hello there dear Fluttershy."

Fluttershy's eyes were wide open. She saw Rarity with scars and the bloody floor Rarity was standing on. "Uh..umm. I have a order to pick up."

"Oh dear! Come in!" Rarity said with delight.

Pinkie saw Fluttershy and grinned. Rarity and Pinkie were thinking the same thing.

Pinkie said,"Your order is down stairs."

Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy walked down the stairs.

  Fluttershy saw all the weapons when she got down."Um..oh never mind. I'll get it tomorr.."

Rarity stopped her."Stay." Rarity grabbed her arm. "Come." Rarity pulled Fluttershy to the table."Oh your order isn't ready. But you might be necessary for it."

Pinkie grabbed Fluttershy and put her on the table. Fluttershy screamed."Stop! No! What are you going to do to me!?"

Pinkie smirked."Oh nothing." Pinkie strapped her in."Ready?"

Rarity pulled down the tools from above.

"Ready for what!?" Fluttershy cried.

"This."Rarity said. She pulled the tools down so far that they stabbed Fluttershy in the chest. Fluttershy had a tear come down her face, but then her eyes closed. Blood came out her stomach.

  "Now for the fun part." Pinkie said.

  She grabbed her knife.She cut Fluttershy's hair off and pulled off her feathers. She cut slits in her legs, arms and neck. "Let me do something." Rarity said. She grabbed the big ax and swung in. Fluttershy's body was cut in half. Blood was everywhere.

  "Ooh. I don't the girls can carry this. Will let it rot down here." Rarity suggested.

Pinkie agreed. They unstrapped Fluttershy's body and threw it to the corner of the basement. Rarity took a towel and wiped her face. Pinkie did the same. They both walked up stairs. Proud and sad at the same time.

They sat down.And got beers. "AB! Scoot! Come!" Pinkie yelled. The fillies came running.

"Take a pop." Rarity said.

AB and Scoot took one.

"Cheers to us for being us!" Pinkie said.

They all yelled."Together!" and drank the drinks. They were happy with the selves. The sat back and watched some Tv.

                                                   There next victims will come. Their victim might be you..

Searching...

  "Pinkie? You there?" Scootaloo said softly.

Applebloom stepped in back of Scootaloo."Boo!" Applebloom yelled.

"Ah!" Scootaloo yelled."That's not funny. I'm trying to find Pinkie. Come help."

"Fine." Applebloom sighed.

They both searched for her. They hadn't went to the basement yet. They dare to. That's the slaughter hall. "..So....should we go down?" Applebloom said.

Scootaloo sighed, then nodded. They both slowly walked down the steps. Slowly they did. Blood everywhere on the steps, risk of slipping. They finally got down. Knifes and hammers and chainsaws on the walls. Cutiemarks, horns, and wings nailed on the walls. "Well I'll say. Pinkie has been really.. decorating the place." Scootaloo said smirking.

Applebloom rolled her eyes. She turned the corner to see Pinkamena crying. Crying away.

Scootaloo walked over to her. "Pinkie? Are you okay?"

Pinkie lifted her head. "Yes I'm fine." Blood was running down her eyes. "But she isn't." She pointed to a grey pegasi.

"Pinkie it's okay. It's not your fault you lived around cannibals." Applebloom said.

Pinkie sighed."I know, AB." Pinkie got up."Brave of you to come down here. No one comes down." She began to walk. Bones clattered as she walked. Blood dripped from the weapons. She walked up the steps slowly. Slow as possible. She went to her bedroom to sit down. To go to sleep.

Sparkle Falls

  Twilight flew to Sugarcube Corner to meet Rainbow Dash. She landed in front the door. She stepped in. It was dark. Really dark. There was blood everywhere. She said softly,"Rainbow.." She stepped into the kitchen. She slipped. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo came in from their bedroom. Blood didn't flow. She was just unconscious. Apple Bloom smirked a bit. But then yelled for Pinkie.

  "I'll wake her up." Scootaloo said.

  Pinkie was still asleep. Scootaloo began to walk to Pinkie's room. She walked in Pinkie's room. She shook her. Pinkie's eyes flew open. She scared Scootaloo. "Twilight came. She is in the kitchen. But she slipped and she is unconscious. What do we do?" Scootaloo said.

  Pinkie got up."I'll bring her down to the basement. I have the tools to wake her up. The slip was not a "wake up on your on thing"." Pinkie began to walk to the kitchen. She saw the purple body on the floor. A puddle of blood was around her. Blood for others and from hers. Pinkie grabbed the body. "You two get her legs." She told Apple Bloom and Scootaloo. They grabbed one leg each. They walked to the steps. They walked down they slowly. Being careful going backwards. They then took Twilight's body to the table. They strapped her in. "Now. Apple Bloom grab those white things with the wires coming out them." Pinkie said. Apple Bloom turned and saw them. She grabbed them and handed them to Pinkie. Pinkie switched them on and put them on Twilight's chest. "Scootaloo, press that button." Pinkie pointed to a white button. Scootaloo pressed the button. Twilight's body jumped up. Pinkie felt her pulse."She's dead." Pinkie cried. tears coming down her eyes. Standing over Twilight's body, blood drips."Leave girls." Pinkie said.

"But..Pink.." Scootaloo was stopped by Apple bloom.

"Just come on Scoots." Apple Bloom said. They both walked up the steps.

  Pinkie just stood over her body for a second. She then grab her knife. She then began to stab Twilight in the arms. Twilight's eyes opened.She softly said,"Pinkie.." before Pinkie stabbed her in the heart.

"Twilight!? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Wake up! Wake up!" Pinkie cried. She shook Twilight but nothing. Pinkie cried even more. She took deep breathes, but then walked up the steps and sat down at the kitchen table. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo rubbed her back.

Where the Rainbow Ends

  A knock was on the door. It was Rainbow Dash. Pinkie got up. She answered the door. "Hello. Umm.. what do you want?" She asked.

Rainbow was confused. Did she not know who she was? "Is Twilight here? I was planning to meet her here." RD asked.

"No she isn't here. Get away." Pinkie said with a straight face. Then Apple Bloom and Scootaloo passed by with Twilight's body.

Dash glared at the body,"YOU KILLED TWILIGHT!!!??" She yelled loudly.

Ponies of Ponyville could of heard her. Pinkie grabbed a rag out her pocket."Shut up, Dashie!" Pinkie covered Dash's face with the rag. It had poison in it. Dash was asleep. Pinkie took the body to the table in the kitchen. She put Dash in the chair and strapped her down. Pinkie kneeled and shook Rainbow.

  Dash's eyes opened slowly. "Pinkie..why did you kill Twilight? WHY!!??" Dash yelled.

Pinkie slapped her."I said shut up.If you say anything..."

Dash gritted her teeth."Oh I will. I'll tell everyone including Celestia. You'll see! You..you.... Why would you do that?! Kill one of your best friends!"

Pinkie took out her knife. "Oh really." She cut a slit in Dash's throat. Dash's neck had blood flowing down it.

"I don't care Pinkie! I can't believe you." She tried to punch the pink mare. Pinkie stabbed Dash's eye. Dash had blood all on her. Pain everywhere. Her eye was no longer working or there. Dash try to resist. She still was able to talk."Pinkie... I...I!" The pink mare stabbed Dash's stomach. Dash was out in a light.

Pinkie smiled. "AB! Scoot! Another body!" Pinkie unstrapped Dash. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo came and took Dash's body.

   Pinkie got up. "Anyone hungry?" Pinkie grabbed a white leg out the fridge.

"Got any pop?" Scootaloo asked.

Pinkie nodded. She got a Pepsi out the fridge and gave it to Scootaloo. Pinkie then got herself one and sat down.