I'd like to say that everyone was as friendly and altruistic as the tourist board would like you to think. Like to say that we were all smiles and cupcakes all day, every day. Can't though. That'd be a lie. Sometimes you just can't smile any more and you do something you might regret. Sometimes people want to find out who done it. Sometimes people call me.

Name's Shank Cartwright. I'm a PI.

(Thanks to PegasusMesa for his editing work.)