The Conversion Bureau: Lyra's Protest Group

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 947

Lyra Heartstrings, along with many other Ponies are members of the multiverse order of Ponykind for Ethical Human Treatment, who protest against Celestia's plan to attack Humanity on Earth in another universe.

Lyra Heartstrings, along with many other Ponies are members of the multiverse order of Ponykind for Ethical Human Treatment, who protest against Celestia's plan to attack Humanity on Earth in another universe.

Warning: Sex, general stupidness and other madness.

Published 2014-01-31 15:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-31 15:20:02 UTC

Ponykind for Ethical Human Treatment Protest

The white alicorn Princess Celestia was sat on her throne smiling, for all her plans were set.

The time was soon for her to attack Earth in a nearby universe and begin turning all the evil Humans into good and perfect pastel Ponies for no reason. Because she was an evil jerk.

Her armies were ready, she had enough potion to turn all Humanity into pastel smiling Pony zombies and she learned how to create a nearly unstoppable wall of death called the Barrier.

All done to to ensure the total annihilation of the Human race.

But then suddenly, there were hundreds of blinding flashes of light, followed by the appearance of a massive crowd of angry booing Ponies, whom held signs in protest against her plans for Humanity. The signs said things like 'Leave Humanity Alone!', 'Humans are not evil you bitch.' and even such signs that say 'Make love. Not Conversion Bureau.' with a picture of a Pony and Human kissing or hugging.

"What is the meaning of this?!" shouted Celestia.

The leader of the crowd was a green minted unicorn known as Lyra Heartstrings, whom stood like a Human in front of the crowd speaking in a megaphone.

"We of Ponykind for Ethical Human Treatment are Ponies from across the multiverse, and are here to protest against mean, hateful Ponies like you, that would dare harm such beautiful and misunderstood creatures!"

"I am not mean nor hateful. I'm about to do what is best for hum--- she was cut off by all of them booing at her.

There was blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of another Celestia next to Lyra.

"Why can't you be like everypony else and come in peace and have consensual sex with Humans? Instead of being a evil monster!" the other Human loving Celestia shouted.

"Just leave me alone you annoying, peace loving hippies with a sick Human fetish!"

The crowd booed her in response.

"Such bigotry!" shouted Applejack among the crowd, whom held a sign 'Make love. Not Conversion Bureau.' with a picture of a Pony and Human kissing.

"Not until you promise, you leave Humanity alone!" shouted Lyra.

All the protesters shouted 'Yeah' in agreement.

"You know I can't--- she was cut off again by all them booing. "But--- they booed again.

"What has Humanity ever done to you?" shouted Twilight Sparkle among the protesters.

"Well, I---

"Nothing, that's what! So why even attack Humanity?! Why can't you just have good and tender sex like almost everypony else in this multiverse?" she drooled a little. "I mean have you even had a Human using their hands and fingers to play with your vagina? So much better than hooves!"

"No! I have not! And Humans have small penises!" The crowd booed her. "What?! You know it's true!"

"That's a stereotype! I've seen many Humans with gigantic penises across the multiverse!" shouted Human loving Celestia. "Besides, a little magic or potion can fix a small issue like that."

"But Humans are so ugly!"

The crowd booed her.

"Why you have no taste!" shouted Lyra. "I actually find Humans more sexy than Ponies!"

"That's disgusting!"

The crowd booed.

"Well, you're just a mean xenophobe!" Lyra said, followed by every protester humming and nodding in agreement with her.

"I'm not a xenophobe!" she shouted back at them.

"Then why are you planning to commit xenocide on an entire species you bully!" said the other Human loving Celestia.

"Yeah, answer that you evil bitch!" shouted Rainbow Dash holding a sign that said "I let all the sexy Humans cum inside me!"

"Well, you see Humans are evil and--

The crowd booed and Applejack threw an apple at her, hitting her on the head.

"Ow! Why did you throw an apple at me?"

"Because y'all be a xenophobic bigot!"

The crowd shouted "Yeah" in agreement.

"Whatever! I am more powerful than all of you, you cannot stop me!" she shouted.

"Well, actually we are all from universes, where we each of us are a billion times more powerful than you." said the Human loving Celestia.

"Nonsense! I am more powerful!" she fired dozens of red laser beams from her eyes at the protesters. She gasped in shock, when she saw that all her lasers had no effect on them what's so ever. "Uh, sorry."

"Don't worry, we won't kill you for that, however if we see you attack Humanity consider yourself dead." said Twilight Sparkle.

"Fine. I'll just leave Humanity alone!" the crowd cheered. "But I still hate them!" the crowd booed again and Applejack threw another apple at her head. "Ow!"

"We'll keep a close eye on you." said Lyra.

"Yeah, and if you dare harm Humanity we will fucking kill you!" shouted the other Human loving Celestia.

"You got lucky, this time." said Rainbow Dash glaring daggers at the Human hating Celestia. "Come on, let's all go home and find some sexy Humans to cum inside us."

The crowd shouted "Yeah", followed by all of them disappearing in blinding flashes of light.

"And so, the other xenophobic bigot Celestia remained in her universe. Never to know the joy of kissing a Human, having a Human cum inside you or their hands and fingers playing with your vagina." said Lyra in a voice over.

"We'll bang, OK?" said a manly voice.

"Oh, Commander Shepard!"

There was sounds of sexual moaning and groaning.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" said another manly voice.

"Oh Zoidberg, fuck my butthole with your giant cock!"

"Hurray, Zoidberg gets to fuck a Pony."

Lyra had a great threesome with a Human and a lobster man, both with gigantic penises.

The End