The Daily Life of Vinyl Scratch

Six o' clock rolled around and try to guess where I was. If you guessed "At the Party" you would be horribly mistaken. If you chose "Getting Fucked in the Asshole by Life" you guessed correctly. Now if you look beneath whatever your sitting on you'll find nothing 'cause bitch I ain't Oprah. I was fumbling around trying to find my lucky shades at the moment, all the while mumbling things that shouldn't and couldn't be repeated because it sounded something like "SHIUSLHXHSDJCJKDBC." so unless you can translate that it's true meaning will never be known.

After a few more minutes of foreign curses I finally found them in a pizza box, why the fuck they were there I would never know, but right then I honestly didn't give a fuck. I had a party to be at and I was already late. So while I ran I sang my favorite song, "Shit, Shit, Shit in A Minor", the key, not the felony in case you were wondering. Arriving after a couple more minutes I was greeted by Lyra, dressed as a purple dinosaur. My curiosity got the better of me and I had to ask,

"Lyra. Why. The, Fuck. Are you dressed as a dinosaur?"

"Didn't you get my message? Bonnie wanted the theme of the party to be dinosaurs." she said as innocently as she could.

Seeing as how I was misinformed I asked Lyra to do one thing.

"Hey could you go in and grab a party hat if you have one?"

"Why of coarse!" she said

After that she went inside while I was stuck outside, waiting, juuuust waiting. Stiiiiiiiiiillll waiting. After about six minutes she came back with a party hat in tow.

"What took you so long?" I asked more out of annoyance than anything,

"Well I was walki-"

"Know what nevermind, I need to get in there. Do you think a unicorn would count as a dinosaur?" I asked her

"I don't know, I mean it'll probably count but-" She was cut off again as I walked past her and straight to Bon-Bon.

"Hey," I said to her, "Sorry for being late."

"It's fine, I mean, at least your here right?" She said trying to put me at ease.

It was super effective, so I gave her my thanks and went to where I always go, the DJ booth. It was always the coolest place to be during any party because it gave you a clear view of the entire room and everyone in it.

"Well Vinyl, what are you waiting for?" Called Bon-Bon, giving her the cue to begin the first track.

Seeing that the party was dinosaur themed the first song seemed to make sense. It was called "Dinosaurs Go Rawr!", so again, it made sense. The party went on like that for hours finally ending around midnight. Everyone said their goodbyes and left with a smile on their face, which pleased me greatly. Finally, after saying my goodbyes to Lyra and Bon-Bon I made my way home to catch some Z's