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The Great and Powerful Trash Can

by Tired Old Man
Hi, I'm Ian. I pissed off a powerful magician pony after I attacked her with a plunger. I somehow managed to get her hat, but I lost it. Now she won't leave me alone until I find it.

My name is Ian. I just turned 40. I own a decent home and car. Life has been pretty normal for me thus far. Boring, one might say...but not anymore.

Now I'm the target of a showmare's anger and frustration after I went and lost her hat. She won't leave me alone until I get it back.

How did I lose her hat? Well...it involves a late-night visit to my bathroom, a trash can, and a plunger.

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I don't know what I was thinking when I came up with this one...but I don't care. This is too ridiculous for me to put down now.

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Proofread/edited/laughed at by RedDragon and Vrilix.

Everyone
Cancelled
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Comedy
 
OT

10401 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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7 Chapters:

  1. The Toilet Incident - Part 1 2014-01-31 19:40:40 UTC
    1262
  2. The Toilet Incident - Part 2 2014-02-02 23:17:13 UTC
    2115
  3. Dumpster Diving - Part 1 2014-02-15 02:23:25 UTC
    1659
  4. Dumpster Diving - Part 2 2014-02-21 17:30:38 UTC
    1588
  5. Dumpster Diving - Part 3 2014-02-28 16:09:31 UTC
  6. Dumpster Diving - Part 4 2014-03-13 07:16:17 UTC
    2052
  7. Dumpster Diving - Part 5 2014-03-20 05:50:02 UTC
    1725