Goomy Bible: All hail Goomy
It was another normal day in Ponyville: everypony was doing their usual mansions and the day was illuminated by Celestia's sun. Pinkie Pie was bouncing around, whistling and smiling as her usual self.
"All right, this super-duper day seems really super-duper. I think something interesting will happen" and she was right, because after some minutes she saw a strange thing: a little blob-like creature.
It was covered by a purplish slime and it was looking right in the Pinkie's direction, who asked.
It was covered by a purplish slime; it was also looking right in Pinkie's direction in a curious manner, Pinkie smiled as she asked the little blob.
"Who are you? I've never seen you before"
The thing was silent. Pinkie became more curious.
"Are you an animal? A frog?” She gasped “Maybe you’re a wizard! Oh maybe you’re... a possessed blueberry gelatin!?" She said, starting looking at the thing with lot of fear in her eyes. The thing was silent, mute, and quiet.
"Goo" it said.
Pinkie screamed and hid behind a tree: the thing was still there, looking for Pinkie Pie.
"Goo" it said again this time with a puzzled tone. Then, dismissing fear from her mind, she carefully approached the blob creature and said.
"Okay, you're not a possessed blueberry gelatin… But what in Equestria are you?"
"Goo. Goomy" it replied. It couldn't talk.
"Okay, okay, you can't talk. I think you say what you are, right?"
"Goomy"
"Okay, you're a Goomy" and she smiled at him. "Hey, you're not so bad"
Goomy smiled too. "Goomy"
"You amuse me. I think I'll take you home" but her careful part of her mind was disappointed.
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<> her careful part couldn't finish her wise speech, because Pinkie killed it with a mental gun.
<> "Ok little one" Pinkie said "Time to take you my home" and she brought Goomy to her house.
"Hey Gummy, guess what I brought. Exact, a new pal" and she presented him Goomy. "Goomy, Gummy. Gummy, Goomy"
"Goo" it said. But Gummy had his usual blank moronic look; he only toyed with the slime that covered Goomy. Goomy's stomach rumbled, meaning he was hungry.
"I heard someone’s stomach.” She sang. “Here, take one of my cupcake" she took an orange cupcake to Goomy's mouth, which initially took a more careful attitude, but then it ate the cupcake.
And it liked it.
"Oh, you want another one? Here"
"Ups, I didn't want to do it, Goomy. I'm sorry. Here, take another one. Oh, what am I saying? Take a bunch of cupcakes" and she literally flooded Goomy with lot of cupcakes, which Goomy greedily ate all of.
"Oh, you're so cute" she said, petting his head.
"Goo" but something strange happened: a part of his body started rumbling, then it separated from the body and took the size and the form of Goomy, living. In other words, Goomy cloned himself.
"Oh, wow, you're incredible"
"Goo"
"Goomy"
"You're an amazing pet, Goomy. If only everyone in Ponyville could have you…. Heeeeey...” pinkie rubbed her hoof on her chin as she thought “THEY CAN" and she brought another bunch of cupcakes, feeding the two blob things over and over and over again making them multiply into a bunch, And another bunch, and another, and another…
"And here we go. The 9347th Goomy. Now" and she picked a megaphone. "EVERYPONY. COME HERE TO PICK YOUR GOOMY. THAT'S RIGHT, A GOOMY. THE BEST PET EVER!!!! COME HERE, COME HERE" everypony came to Pinkie's house to pick a Goomy. Even Twilight and the others came by to get one. But they weren't so happy
"Pinkie" Twilight said. "You know pinkie, every time you have crazy ideas they eventually go wrong."
"Ah, don't worry Twilight,” Pinkie said confidently while she waved her hoof “This time it will be alright: the Pinkie Sense says nothing, so here " Pinkie seemed to be right: everypony was enjoying their little Goomy. Now Ponyville was full of Goomies
"Well, seems my job here is done" Pinkie said proudly as she dusted herself off. But one of her Goomies approached Gummy: an attached himself on his head.
"Oh, Goomy, you really want to..."
"ALL HAIL GOOMY" Gummy said.
"Wow, you've made Gummy talk"
"GOOMY IS LOVE!!" Goomy started to approach Pinkie in a dangerous manner.
"Ok, Goomy and Gummy, this joke is really amazing. You're scaring me" but then, Goomy's body shifted into Gummy's body becoming one, Gummy’s eyes were replaced by Goomy’s eyes. Goomy had took total control over Gummy.
"Ok, you weren't joking. Now I have to RUUUUUUUUUN" she flailed her hooves and ran as fast as she could to her house. She saw Ponyville under the control of the blob creatures, pinkie also heard other voices joining in. she opened her window and she heard other ponies creepily saying:
"GOOMY IS LIFE"
"GOOMY IS DESTRUCTION"
"ALL HAIL GOOMY"
"Oh, no, what have I done!? Oh, wait, my friends" she went to Sweet Apple Acres, but Applejack and her family were already under the control of Goomy.
"Rarity!!"
She ran to Rarity’s boutique only to find that she was also possessed,
"Fluttershy!!"
She ran to Fluttershy’s cottage. She too was also under control.
"Rainbow Dash" she too was under Goomy’s control
"Pinkie. Oh wait that's me.” She giggled
“Twilight" she went to Twilight's Library. Twilight wasn't under Goomy's control, but she was protecting herself from them, blasting the Goomies with magic.
"Pinkie, I told you this wasn't a good idea"
"I've just noticed"
Twilight blasted all of the Goomies. "Now we need a solution. Spike, help me search some books" Pinkie, Spike and Twilight were scrutinizingly searching all the shelves in the library for books about the strange creatures called Goomy.
After sometime passes, Spike found a book called "All the Unknown Creatures of Equestria", where there was a chapter about Goomy.
Goomy,
A tiny blob-like dragon creature. It's said to be the weakest Dragon of all. Goomy can multiply itself via glucose acquisition and take any living thing's own body, it controls ponies by using its slime, then it absorbs the hosts body, making it its own.
Nothing more is known about this strange creature, neither the way to eliminate it…
"I fed him cupcakes, which have sugar, which is glucose… THAT’S WHY THEY STARTED MULTIPLYING!!!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"It's no time for thinking. It's time to destroy the Goomies" after Twilight said that, one of the controlled Ponies broke the door and entered with others.
"ALL HAIL GOOMY"
"GOOMY IS LIFE. GOOMY IS DESTRUCTION"
"WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" Pinkie screamed, walking back to the wall, over encumbered by the mob of Goomy Ponies. But before retroceding, Spike sniffed involuntarily some powder which Twilight used for some spells and left it in a table and he sneezed.
"Damn, I'm really allergic to this magic powder"
"Wait" Twilight said. "Are you allergic to this powder? So that means…" she used her magic to take the powder and blast it on one of the Ponies: the slime membrane that was on the pony disappeared, melting the Goomy.
"Yeah, Goomies are dragons just like Spike, so this means their weakness is this fairy magic powder" and she launched another some of that powder to free the ponies from their Goomies: also Pinkie and Spike tried to scatter the powder. Now everypony was free of the Goomy control. And Twilight corrected the tract about the Goomy weakness
Weakness:
Fairy Magic Powder
But another little blob was alive.
THE END?
Author's Note
Screw arceus,
ALL HAIL GOOMY
Kamikittehtfm
