Original the Story

by Arcing Thunder

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Length: 396

The most original HiE fanfiction evur. lots of pony on pony action for all the totally sane people out dere lookin fur cloop.

In case you don't get the joke, or are just incredibly stupid, this is a fanfiction making fun of the cliches in HiE fics. And makes fun of cloppers.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-31 23:03:20 UTC

Chapter One: The Original Transformation

Hi, my name is Original Character. My life is very painful. I don't have any family or friends. I spend most of my days eating Easy Mac and being sad. Now then, enough of introductions. This.. This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. So please, I'd like to take a minute, so you can just sit right there. I'm going to tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ponyville. Also, I'm totally not even going to mention Ponyville in this first chapter. Deal with it.

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"Man, my life sure does suck." Original Character who totally isn't a self insert of me said.

I sa- I mean Original sat down on his couch and turned on his television. He then started flipping through the channels until he came across 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'.

"Oh boy! This is my favorite show!" Original exclaimed.

He laid on his side and got comfortable as the theme song started playing.

"Golly, that sure would be silly if a omniscient being kicked me in the nuts, and I got transported into Equestria." He said with a giddy voice.

All of the sudden, something smashed through Original's window.

"Great Googly Moogly! What is that!?" He said with fear in his voice.

A woman stood, where his window had just been broken. Oh, and she was incredibly hot. Then she kicked him in the nuts. Square in the dick.

"HNNG" was all Original managed to say before he passed out.

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When he awoke, he saw that he was in some sort of forest.

"Knights of Columbus! Where am I!?" Original yelled to no one in particular.

He attempted to stand up, only to find something wrong with his body. He no longer felt and fingers or toes, and could see an elongated snout in front of his face.

"Well squeeze my tits and call me Sally! I'm a pony!" He yelled.

He tried standing up only to be met with the feeling of hard dirt against his face.

"Sweet rollerblading Jesus this is hard!"

Original tried once again to balance himself on his new hooves and managed to stand up. He began to move one hoof in front of the other. And soon, he'd be walkin' out the door!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.