Cream Pie

by Gol D Colt

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Other, Romance, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 9154

A sad friend is never a good thing in Pinkie Pie's eyes, especially if she has a huge crush on said friend. So when her crush, Rainbow Blitz, comes over for the weekend, it's up to her to help cheer him up.

A sad friend is never a good thing in Pinkie Pie's eyes, especially if she has a huge crush on said friend. So when said crush, Rainbow Blitz, comes over for the weekend to help with baking while the Cakes are gone, it's up to her to help cheer him up. When Blitz shows up, little did he know that Pinkie has a little "surprise" for him. Will Pinkie's surprise help get Blitz out of his depression?

This is my first fic so don't be afraid to mention any error you find in the fic.

Special thanks goes to LolzNSpades for reedit.

Published 2014-02-01 14:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-13 03:10:59 UTC

Getting the ingredients (Reedited)

Chapter 1 Getting the Ingredients

It was a bright and sunny afternoon in Ponyville. Everyone from Sweet Apple Acres to the library had smile on their faces as if it was the best day ever. Everyone that is, except for a certain cyan, multicolor-maned, pegasus stallion by the name of Rainbow Blitz.

Blitz was a well-built stallion. He had to be if want to be a member of the Wonderbolts, as anything less would ruin his chances in ever joining. He currently wore a dark-blue jacket with a plain white tee under it, and black jeans embroidered with lighting strikes on each side of the leg.

Right now, Blitz was on his way to Sugar Cube Corner to help Pinkie Pie make some pies. "Why did I promise Pinkie I would make pies with her today," the depressed stallion asked himself.

"I know I promised her that I would help her, since the Cakes are out of town for a baking contest in Canterlot this weekend," said Blitz seeing Sugar Cube Corner not too far away. "And seeing that I had nothing else to do today after so awesomely finishing weather duty early, I might as well since Pinkie seemed to really need some help. I really wanted to go nap the day on that cloud I saw earlier, or maybe try to practice some sick flying stunts, but a promise is a promise."

As soon as he entered inside the bakery, he was greeted by his hyperactive, pink friend. The mare in question was bouncing as she approached him,her cotton-candy like mane bouncing with her. When Blitz first met her, he thought she was a living ball of cotton candy, and her pink fur and mane didn't help that. Thinking a moment, he began to wonder if she was so hopped up on sugar she used her baggy shorts and large, pink shirt with blue vertical stripes were meant to hide a pudgy figure.

"Hey Pinkie, I'm here," said Blitz said with a forced smile.

"Hey Blitizy! I’m so super-duper glad you could make it! We're going to make the best pies ever," said Pinkie, as happy as always.

"Fine, let's just get this over with. Kinda wanted to practice some stunts I was working on earlier," said Blitz, a bit annoyed by the pink pony's happiness.

"Okie Dokie Lokie! First, you we’ll need some ingredients from storage room, while I go get the mixing utensils. I already have most of the ingredients out, I just need some flour, don’t forget the flour okay?" Blitz nodded in agreement as Pinkie began her search in the kitchen, while Blitz went to the storage room. After awhile, Blitz finally found what he was looking for in the very back of the room.

"Finally, I found the fucking flour," said Blitz a little upset since it took so long. "I mean, seriously, who puts flour of all things in the very back of the storage room?" As soon as Blitz picks up the flour, he was suddenly knocked out by something hard in the back of his head.

"No one silly. I just needed you to be in the back of the storage room so no one can see me beam you over the head with this here rolling pin I have," Pinkie said to herself, already knowing Blitz wouldn’t respond."Oh yeah, you're knocked out. All well, better get you ready so we can start making some great pies."

-A few hours later-

"Oh man,” Blitz said, slowing regaining consciousness. “It feels like I just had a fistfight with a drunken Berry Punch and lost. Feels just as bad as when I got my ass kicked for telling AJ that her butt was too big to do farm work," said Blitz, still feeling a bit groggy. After taking the pain subsided and he regained his sense he said to himself, "Where under Celestia's sun am I? Why can't I move? And ... Where the fuck are my clothes!?"

Blitz woke up to find himself bound to a wooden table of some sort in what seemed to be a basement. It was dimly lit to the point where all that could be seen were silhouettes.He didn't have any article of clothing on his body except for his underwear. He found that both his arms and legs were tied up to each end of the table, preventing any chance of escaping or even resisting his apparent kidnapper. He was able to move his wings, but it did little good without the ability to use his limbs as well. While he was trying to find some loose restraint to escape, Blitz suddenly drew his eyes toward the sound of a door opening.

"Oh Blitzy, you’re finally up? That’s good. I thought I may have hit you a little too hard and you’d never wake up. Then again, you have hit your head on rocks and trees before, so a rolling pin probably wouldn't be that bad," Pinkie said, now turning on the lights to the room.

Blitz stared at her with his eyes widened and his mouth hanging open. It was like Spitfire told him the Wonderbolts had disbanded, he was speechless.. The fact that one of his best friend knocked him out and tied him up in his underwear was a complete shock to him. It didn’t make things better with him being in a dark room to do Celestia knows what, and that Pinkie looked to have on nothing save a red-stained apron that oddly really complimented her body.

He took a good look at Pinkie Pie, and noticed a few things about her. From all the sweets she ate over the years, one would think that all that all of those carbs and fat would would go to her belly. Instead, most of it seemed to have gone to all the right places. Her breasts were huge, probably as big as watermelons, yet surprisingly enough to be barely contained in the apron. As for Pinkie’s hips and thighs, they would have put most mares to shame.

After taking a good look of Pinkie, Blitz finally noticed the ‘decorations’ that filled the rest of the room. Within the room, skeletons were scattered about. Pony skeletons.He looked up to see a banner that said "LIFE IS A PARTY" in what he assumed to be blood. What caught his eye the most, was a dress that consisted of patches of ponies cutie marks, pegasus wings on the back, and lastly a necklace made with unicorn horns. Blitz look back at Pinkie in horror, who was smiling at him the whole time, waiting for him to say something.

"Pinkie," Blitz said, finally breaking the silence between them. “If… if this is a prank for not taking today seriously, then you got me good,” Rainbow laughed nervously, forcing a smile.

“Actually Blitzy, this is no prank,” she replied, still with that terrifying smile.

Remembering a ghost story that vaguely related to this situation, he feared for the worst. "Pinkie, if you're going to kill me, ponies will wonder where I'm at," Blitz pleaded to Pinkie, thinking that was his only option..

"Pfft, well of course everypony would get curious if Equestria's fastest flyer and awesomeness pony suddenly went missing."

"Wait. If you're not going to kill me then wh-" he paused, as he started to putting two and two together. "Pinkie are... are you going to rape me?" He stuttered.

"Oh silly Blitzy. If I wanted to do that, I could have done that hours ago while you were knocked out."

Blitz was now confused. He stared at the smiling barely clothed pink pony, wondering why he was even here at all. "Ok then Pinkie,” he said. “if you're not going to kill me or even rape me, mind if I ask you some questions?"

"Shoot," replies Pinkie.

"Where are we exactly? And what’s with the getup? What with the skeletons, blood banner, and dress of dead pony flesh? Why am I in my underwear and chained up in some dark room? Finally, Why are you wearing nothing but a red-stained apron?"

"Oh, well to answer your first question, we’re in the Cakes' basement. They hardly use it so they let me use it for when I plan my parties. As for the skeletons and banner, they’re decorations for the Nightmare Night party."

"Uh Pinkie, you do know that Nightmare Night isn't for another three months," Blitz said while raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, I know! But a party pony always plans ahead to make parties their best. And it’s best to be ready early than to be ready late! Anyhow, where was I before I was interrupted? Oh yeah, the dress. Rarity helped me make it. She was a bit reluctant since it was an odd request, but she really did a good job with it, especially with the red paint. Really looks like blood. I got the whole idea from one of Twilight's books about a psycho killer making clothes out of ponies."

"You know, I don't know which is worse; the fact that Twilight has a book about psychopaths open to the public, or her letting you check out the said book about psychopaths," Blitz said with a deadpan stare at Pinkie, in return, who just grinned at him.

"Anyways, about you being chained up. Well, I really didn't feel like chasing you all across Ponyville like the last time I tried hanging out with you. And if I tried to help you resolve your relationship problems you'd get ma-"

"I do not have any relationship problems!" Blitz shouted back in anger.

"Sure you do. I mean, you've been sad and depressed for at least five days now. I even noticed you trying to hide it from everyone else. I always know when my friends are down and blue, even if you don't show it," said Pinkie Pie calmly.

He sighed,"Alright, I get it. But just because I'm sad for a like week or so, doesn’t mean that it has something to do with my love-"

Pinkie interrupted him by saying,"Fluttershy and Big Mac are going out with each other."

Blitz looked away, his eyes tearing up and his face turning red in anger.

"So, you don’t have any problems with your love life now do you," Pinkie asked, snickering.

After calming down, he replies, "Ok. I might be a little upset and sad that my childhood crush is dating my best friend."

Pinkie smiles and said "See, talking about it always makes everything better."

A Week Earlier(reedited)

Chapter 2 A Week Earlier

Being the only stallion in the Elements of Harmony, it was difficult for Blitz to have any male friends. Ponyville was well known for having a 9:1 ratio of females to males, making the amount of male friends for him, limited. Oddly enough, Twilight thought it would be a great idea for Blitz, Spike, and Big Mac to hang out with each other in the Apple's barn once a week just to be guys. She also felt that it would be best for Spike to with colts around his age. Big Mac though was reluctant at first, since the idea of a ‘child’ like Spike should hang out with them, who were stallions. Yet, after a little reassurance by Blitz and Twilight, with Twilight's explanation on how dragons age, Big Mac decided to give it shot.

And to everyone’s surprise, the night went off without a hitch. All three had a blast and Big Mac took back every bad thing he said about the little guy. There were only the three of them until they ran into Soarin. Rainbow had met Soarin at the Gala. They had quickly became friends but for the wrong reasons. Rainbow obviously to get in the good with the WonderBolts, while Soarin did it to get closer to his friend Applejack. After a few nights at the barn they had become true friends.

A week prior to this week, Rainbow Blitz, Big Mac, Soarin, and Spike were all hanging out at the Sweet Apple Acres’ barn, relaxing with fresh-cold apple cider and steamy-hot apple baked goods for a while. Until Soarin brought up some rumor about Big Mac getting laid with a mare last night.

"So Big Mac, who's the lucky mare that got to enjoy being plowed yesterday?" asked Soarin, wearing an airline jacket with a flyer’s goggles above his forehead.

"Now Soarin, ya'll know it ain't right to brag about how good a mare was in the sack," replied Big Mac. "And besides, how do you know I was with a mare last night?"

"Well, it sure didn't sound like no stallion to me." said Spike, currently wearing a purple hoodie with green flames design. "Also, who else would have access to your house last night while Applejack and Granny Smith were on that Apple's mares only trip, while your little brother was sleeping over at a friends house."

"And how, pray tell, do you know what I was doing last night?" huffed Big Mac, confirming everyone's suspicion.

"It was when I was giving back your mail," replied Spike.

"Spike?" Big Mac said finding Spike's answer unbelievable.

"Hm?"

"Ya'll expect me to believe that you came over to my place to bring me some mail, in the middle of the night?"

"Yes."

"Addressed to me."

"Well, actually to Applejack," Spike corrected.

"And that said mail arrived to your house at 9:00 pm."

"Eeyup," Spike said doing his best Big Mac impression.

"Spike, what kind of idiot do you take me for," Mac said, glaring at the young drake.

"A big one if you had forgotten who delivers Ponyville's mail," Spike said with a smug grin.

Big Mac then sat dumbfounded, remembering a certain blonde, grey cross-eyed mare, with terrible flight coordination and has trouble delivering mail. Even the simplest of letters was too complex for her.

"The kid’s right, you know," said Soarin breaking the silence.

"Well alright I'll come clean. I did had a little … fun last night." Big Mac said, his face had turned more redder than usual."But that don't mean I'm tellin any of you about her."

"Oh, you're no fun sometimes you know that" said Soarin. Mac only responded with a death glare. "Alright alright, we'll change the subject then. Sheesh.."

Soarin was thinking of something to talk about until he noticed Rainbow Blitz just sitting idly by, barely touching his glass of apple cider.

"Uh, Blitz are you ok?" asked a concerned Soarin, both Spike and Mac’s attention now on Blitz.

"Is something bothering you Blitz," said Spike. "Usually, you'd drink up a gallon or two whenever we hung out and had some cider." said Spike.

"Huh, oh it nothing." Blitz replied.

"Nothing? Blitz buddy we've been here for two hours now, and you haven't said a word at all." said Big Mac.

"Not to mention, that's the same glass of cider that you had since we came here." added Spike.

"It’s nothing, it’s just something on my mind that all."

"Well apparently it must be something serious enough if you're not drinking any apple cider," said Big Mac. "Now what seems to be the problem partner?"

Before Blitz could say anything, Spike said,"Oh, I know what it is." everyone turned to hear Spike's answer. "You're upset that you have to spend an entire weekend with Pinkie Pie."

"Uh, Spike? There are two things wrong with your guess. For one thing, I've been ok with Pinkie Pie ever since Gilda came into town. And two, I willingly volunteered to help her watch over Sugar Cube Corner." Blitz said in a deadpan tone also staring at him with an expression to match.

Spike, with his hood over his head, stood there feeling ashamed at what he just said. Soarin then threw in his guess. "Did your pet die?"

"Nah," replied Blitz. "Tank is still alive and kicking. Slowly, but still kicking. And besides, Fluttershy told me that by the time Tank dies we'll all have grand kids."

"...Do you have a crush on somepony?" said Big Mac out of the blue.

Rainbow stood at awe at what Big Mac just said. ‘How... how did he know that?’ Blitz thought to himself his cheeks started to blush.

"Judging by the red cheeks I hit the jackpot, didn't I?"

Blitz instinctively yelled back at the red giant,"How did you know that?!" Big Mac just sat there, unfazed and calm as usual.

"Blitz, you been my best friend for a long time now, and I know how you feel. Also, AJ told me you asked her for advice on dating." Blitz’s eyes began to narrow at what he said.

"Wait, Applejack told you?" asked an angry Blitz. I knew I shouldn't have asked that orange bubble butt for advice. Blitz thought to himself.

"Well, I did see ya'll leaving my sister's window the other day. And when I asked her, she told me what had happened. Though, she never said you ever telling her what your crush's name was. Mind filling us in?" asked Big Mac.

"Sure, not before you mind telling me the name mare you were with last night?" asked Blitz with a grin.

Mac smirked before replying, "Alright, fair enough. But I will say this, don't be afraid to tell whoever you love how you truly feel. Cause if you keep quiet about it for too long, somepony else will take her away from you, and you may never see her again.”

"You, know what? That's exactly what AJ said. And you know what? You're both right. I should tell her how about and starting tomorrow I'm going to do just that." said Blitz feeling like his old self again.

Big Mac began to smile and said. "And to think it only took two talks from my sister and one from me to finally get you to share your feelings with your crush."

Blitz gave Big Mac a confused look. "Uh, Mac I only talked to your sister two day ago."

Then it was Mac turn to look confused."Wait but I saw you flying out of her window yesterday morning." said Big Mac raising an eyebrow.

"It wasn't me. I was in the library reading "Daring Do" all day yesterday. Heck Spike, was there with me. I am right, Spike."

"Yeah he wanted to reread the entire series... again." said Spike, groaning.

"If it wasn’t you then who did I see flying out of-" He stop mid-sentence to see their WonderBolt friend missing. "I guess that would explain the way my sister was acting funny before she left." He sat there, quietly looking into the distance, not paying attention to what Blitz and Spike were talking about.

"I guess this means we're gonna have to find a new guy to replace Soarin now," Blitz said already on his tenth glass of cider.
"I'm wondering how Big Mac is going to kill him," asked Spike.

"I don't know.” Blitz said. “Mac’ll probably hang him, beat the living daylights outta him till his skull caves in, shove poison-filled apple pies down his throat, or maybe pump him up with cider till he pops-"

"Or Mac’ll turn him into cupcakes," said Spike, interrupting his pegasus friend.

"Yeah or turn him into cup-" Blitz stop as he realizes what his friend had just suggested."Wait, turn who into...wait-WHAT!?"

"Oh, sorry it just an old story that Celestia always told me and Twilight when we were kids," said Spike, smiling while receiving a disturbed look from Blitz. After a while, Big Mac shook off his daze and saw a shocked Blitz and a smiling Spike.

“Sorry about that guys. I kinda dazed off there for a second. Did I miss anything you two,” asked Big Mac.

"No, nothing important… Anyway, back to the question at hand. What are you going to do to Soarin when you see him again," asked Blitz.

"Nothing," answered Big Mac.

"Really dude? He's dating your sister behind your back and you’re not angry," Spike asked.

"Why should I? My sister is old enough to date whoever she wants. If that person happens to be Soarin, so be it.,” Big Mac said, drinking his cider. "Now if Soarin breaks my sister's heart, that's a different story."

"So, you’re going to tell him that, right?" said Spike raising an eyebrow.

"Eenope," said Big Mac, calling it a night.

"Let me guess, you're going to scare the living crap out of him until it gets old, or he confesses, ain't you?" asked Blitz laughing at Big Mac's sick, but funny, joke.

"Eeyup," said Big Mac, nearing the entrance of the barn.

"Oh, and ya'll can take whatever food or cider is left with you if you want." And with that Big Mac went off to his bed to sleep. All the while, hearing both Blitz and Spike fighting over the remains.

The Next Day

Blitz, was flying out to Fluttershy's cottage to talk to her. Even though he was covered in bruises from his fight with Spike yesterday, he still wanted to meet Fluttershy.

"Alright Blitz, time to finally ask out Fluttershy!" Blitz said to himself, showing a grin that could rival even Pinkie's."Thanks to the AJ and Mac’s advice, I finally found the courage to tell her how I really feel."

Within a few minutes, Rainbow Blitz arrived at her cottage. He was just about to knock on the door, until he heard her laughing from her backyard. "Huh. She must be having a picnic in the backyard again." Blitz walked over to Flutter's backyard expecting Shy to be her furry little buddies or anyone of their friends. What he saw however, was that she wasn't with any animal, but a stallion. And not just any stallion, it was his good friend Big Mac himself. Blitz quickly flew on top of Fluttershy’s roof, to avoid being noticed..

’What is Big Mac doing here with Flutters?’ Blitz through, suddenly feeling worried. ’He must be here to deliver food for her animals. Yeah, that's it! There’s no way he’s on a date with Fluttershy, right?’

"Thanks for bringing the food I asked for. My little darlings were getting oh so very hungry," said Fluttershy,

’Thank sweet Celestia!’ thought a greatly relieved Blitz.

"Oh, don't worry Miss Shy. I'm just doing my job like always," said Big Mac with small smile.

’What was I worried about? Big Mac already got a marefriend, and I know Big Mac. He doesn't do one night stands and cheating is not like him.’ Blitz decided to wait for Big Mac to leave so he and Fluttershy could be alone. But what he saw next utterly destroyed his heart.

Fluttershy kissed Big Mac.Not a kiss on the cheek like she usually does. But a long passionate kiss on the lips. What made it worse was that it looked like Big Mac was enjoying every last moment of it, even wrapping his arms around her. When they finally separated, their tongues were still hang out, the two of them breathing heavily. Fluttershy finally responded to her big red lug."You know you can stop calling me miss now, right?"

"Sorry sweetheart, it’s just a natural reflex."

"That’s ok, just as long as you remember to come by later on tonight." Fluttershy said with a little blush.

Big Mac quickly moved behind her, groping both Fluttershy's left breast and ass, causing her to not only blush, but forcing her wings stand at attention from the sensations. "Why wait till tonight." Big Mac whispered in her ear.”I have plenty of time to help you feed your friends.”

“I would really love that,” Fluttershy moaned. “But I really do need to feed my animals, so I can’t right now.”

“Ah understand. I’ll leave you be,” Big Mac said a little disappointed as he let go of the mare.

Seeing this Fluttershy then wraps her around her lover and seductively said. “Oh don’t worry Macintosh. If it makes you feel any better, I have something special for you.”

“Hmm, like what?”

“You’ll have wait till tonight to found out.”

“Well tonight it is” he said right before giving the pegasi’s behind a good smack!

And with Big Mac left, leaving Fluttershy very aroused.

Blitz's heart was nothing more than dust now. All he wanted to now was go home, curl up into a ball, and hoped some magic force will suddenly make him disappear. He made a poor attempt at a mad dash away from the cottage, snapping Fluttershy out of her trance. She then saw her oldest friend flying at a speed even she would call slow. What really caught her eye, was the fact that Blitz was covered in bites marks, claw marks, burn marks, and even bandages. Fluttershy, being her worrisome self, caught up to Blitz to learn what happened to him.

"Rainbow are you ok? You look like got in a fight with a ..." Fluttershy being too scared to finish her sentence until finally she said, "Dragon."

Rainbow who just wanted to go home at this point, decided to act normal so he could get away from her faster. "Yeah. Me and Spike fought over who gets to keep all the cider, since Big Mac bought more than we needed. Besides you should see Spike after I was done with him. Ain't nobody going to take free cider away from me not even both of the Princesses could stop me," He laughed, trying his best to hide the anguish growing inside him.

-Meanwhile at the library-

"Uuuugggh," groaned Spike. He was blinded with two black eyes, an ice pack on his crotch, and bruises all over his body.

"Spike, you should know better than to get in Blitz's way when it comes to free cider," said Twilight.

"I thought I could take him. And I would have won too if Rainbow hadn't kicked me in the balls," said Spike, holding his ice pack tighter at the memories of the previous night began to haunt him.

"Just be glad you weren't fighting Pinkie or, Celestia forbid, Berry Punch. Either one of them would’ve really done a number on you."

"Twilight, I may like cider as much as the next pony, but I'm not that crazy for cider."

"Oh, I know I just hope you learned something from all this."

"Yeah, wear a cup next time. And before I forget, can I get some more ice, please?"

"...Not exactly what I was thinking but close enough. I'll be right back."

-Back with Fluttershy and Blitz-

Fluttershy relieved to see that everything is alright said, "Well, if you are not feeling well, you can always come by my place anytime. Okay?"

"Sure Fluttershy," Blitz said, still acting as if nothing wrong.

"Well see ya later then Blitz." With that, Fluttershy left for home to prepare for her lover.

"Yeah, I guess so." Blitz said, flying off back to his home, showing his true emotions the trek home.

-Later that day, at Blitz's house.-

The cyan stallion laid on his bed, curled up with his favorite pet tortoise crying his eyes out. "Why?" he simply asked."Why, out of all the mares in the world, did it have to be Fluttershy?"

Tank tried nudging his owner to cheer him up, but to no avail. Blitz sniffed.“Thanks Tank, but a simple nudge isn't going to cheer me that easily. Thanks for trying,” said Blitz, returning a nudge to his pet.

’Dang it. That always cheer me up, and if that won't work I don't know will.’ thought the shelled creature.

“Tank, I don't what to do. My best friend is dating my childhood friend, who I had a crush on ever since we meet at flight camp."

’Don't feel sad master you still have me and your friends who love you.’

"I'm so confused right now Tank. I'm mad at Big Mac alright, but I still see him as my best friend. I'm mad at him for stealing the girl I loved for most of my life, but I'm somewhat happy that Fluttershy is with him. But no matter how I look at it, it still depresses me to no end to the point I could kill myself."

The tortoise turned to his owner and gave him as concerned a look as a tortoise could give.

"Don't worry buddy," Blitz said, petting his pet's shell with a little smile returning to his face. "I'll never actually do it. I don't want you or my friends to be sad just because I couldn't get the girl of my dream. Also without me the Elements of Harmony would be useless without all six of us.”

’Good. Cause I refuse to go back to Angel and his bad turtle jokes again. I'm a tortoise, Celestia damn it. Not a turtle!’ Tank thought as he went back into his shell to go to sleep.

"Your right Tank, some sleep could do me some good," Blitz said, getting in bed to go sleep alongside his pet.

For the remainder of the week, Blitz stayed in his room cooped up, just talking about his problems with Tank.Tank didn't mind, if talking to him made his owner feel happy then so be it. Blitz became less and less depressed as the days went by, though he remained disheartened. Blitz only came outside for only doing his job as weather pony, and to stock up of food for both Tank and himself. However, on one of his food runs for Tank, he ran into Pinkie, much to his disappointment.

"Hey Blitzy! Lucky that we bumped into one another! I was just wondering if your still going to help me watch over the bakery tomorrow?" Pinkie asked, grinning.

Aw man, I completely forgot about that! What's worse, I can't get out this. I swore a Pinkie Promise, and nopony breaks a Pinkie promise.Well I guess a weekend with her might cheer me up, thought Blitz."Sure thing Pinkie. I just need to find someone to watch over Tank for the weekend."

"YAAAY," said an excited Pinkie, hugging Blitz tightly. Even though Pinkie wore loose-fitting clothes, Blitz could still feel her breasts rub against his chest. He began to blush a little as their presence took up more and more of his thoughts. "Hey, why don't you let Fluttershy take care of Tank? She’s not doing anything and she'll love to watch over him again." Even though he’s been trying to avoid Fluttershy and Big Mac, he knew that Fluttershy was the only one who can do it on such short notice.

"Ok, guess that problem’s settled. I suppose I'll see you tomorrow then," said Blitz, walking away.

"Oh and before I forget I was wondering if you’re ok with us making some pies while we’re there."

"Sure beats just sitting around."

"Great! I can't wait til tomorrow. We’re going to have so much fun." Pinkie said while skipping off to Celestia knows where.

"I may never understand that mare," Blitz said to himself. “Well, better get Tank to Fluttershy. Hopefully I can at least have the nerve to ask her to watch over Tank." With that, Blitz went home and prepared for the next day. It was sure to be a long weekend.

Author's Note

If your wondering why I don't make a dragon ball joke then you have no originality.Anyway I just want to thank to Sharky and Armendarez for editing. Also I might make a bonus chapter featuring Fluttershy and Big Mac's date.

Making Pies Not Cupcakes Then Maybe Cupcakes (reedited)

Chapter 3 Making Pies Not Cupcakes. Then Maybe Cupcakes

-Present Day-

"And now were here," said a now freed Blitz. "Are you happy now Pinkie?"

Blitz didn't get a response mainly due to the fact that Pinkie, still only wearing an apron, was fast asleep on some random prop chair.

“PINKIE PIE!!!” yelled the pegasus whose rage transformed him into a pony engulfed by flames; similar to Twilight trying to understand Pinkie's pinkie-sense. The sudden outburst caused the pink earth pony to abruptly awake up from her slumber.

"HUH!? What?! Cupcakes!!" blurted Pinkie, rubbing her eyes. She saw Blitz furious and then said. "Hey, I thought only Twilight could do that."

"Pinkie, did you fall asleep while I was telling you my story? A story, which I must add, you chained me up just to hear?" said Blitz still in his rage form.

"Don't worry Blitzy, I proofread the second chapter so I already knew what happen. Though, I still think there still some errors in that chapter."Pinkie said with her iconic smile.

Rainbow Blitz, finally out of his rage, had his mouth open at what she just said. He quickly snapped out of the silence and said, "Wha- What?" He then thought, ‘Forget it Blitz. Just pretend she heard your story so you can already leave.’

"Ok now that you heard my life story now," said Blitz in a sarcastic tone. "Can I get my clothes now? I'm freezing my flank off."

"That’s not important right now," said Pinkie pulling out a pair of reading glasses from her curly mane."Now, what’s important is that we figure out the true meaning of your emotions."

"Now you say, you're not completely angry at Big Mac, correct?"

"Yeah, but you ca-"

"And you're ok with Fluttershy choosing Big Mac, right?"

"Yes, but if you let me get a wo-"

"But, also don't know what the main cause of your angry?"

"Pinkie could you at least me fin-," said a slowly raging Blitz before being interrupted by Pinkie again.

"I think I know what the problem is," said Pinkie putting her glasses back into her mane," You want to hear it?"

Blitz, who finally had enough of Pinkie's antics, finally said, "Sure Pinkie, let me hear what you figured out."

"Great," said Pinkie with enthusiasm. "The main reason why you love Fluttershy is because you yourself as her knight in shining armor. You don't hate Big Mac that much because he doesn’t know that you loved her. You then blame and hate yourself even more for not telling Fluttershy you love her sooner and what she really means to you. But, deep down you know that Big Mac is perfect for Fluttershy."

After Pinkie finished, Blitz sat quietly to think on what Pinkie just said. ‘...She’s right. Ever since that day. I always saw myself as Fluttershy protector. I loved her cause she was a sweet innocent girl who couldn't do wrong. I knew that ponies would try to take advantage of her kindness. I just hated himself for bottling up his feelings for too long. I also couldn't hate my best friend for dating Fluttershy. Big Mac was kind, honest, and all around guy. Heck, you couldn't punch him in the face unless he begged you to. He the perfect stallion for Fluttershy that would never harm or misuse her in anyway, shape, or form. But in the end, I just want her to be happy, and who better to do that than my best buddy.

Once he was done thinking it over, Blitz broke the silence and said,"Pinkie."

"And that's how you become an alicorn,"Pinkie suddenly said.

"Pinkie," Blitz repeated, ignoring her abrupt random moment.

"Hm, what is it Blitzie?" she replied.

"I just wanted to say... Thank you for what you did."

"Oh, don't mention it...For doing what again?" she asked quizzingly.

"For truly getting me out of a bad mood. If it weren't for you, I'd still be in my house crying like some wimp."

"You also would be a bit fatter and have grown a small beard."

"Yeah that too," Blitz said with small chuckle, "But seriously, thanks. I really needed your help."

"Well I'm just glad you're happy now. Thats all that matters to me." said Pinkie. "Now that, thats out of the way how about you and me make those pies?"

"Sure, Pinkie." Blitz said while he and Pinkie began to leave until he remembered something.

"Wait... Pinkie, there are still some questions that are left unanswered."

"Like what?"

"Like, why did you take off all my clothes and why are you wearing nothing but an apron?"

"Oh, well," Pinkie said with a giggle.

"Well, when I knocked you out and dragged you here to the basement, I may have spilled some of the fake blood that I had earlier all over your clothes. Yeah, sorry about that." said Pinkie rubbing the back of her head.

"Oh and you also got that stuff on your clothes too?"

"Not exactly silly." said Pinkie, now in a seductive tone.

"Wait what do you mean by th-" Blitz was interrupted by Pinkie putting his head in between her massive cleavage. The sudden act instantly caused his member to unsheathe and giving him a hardened wing-boner. At first, he tried to fight against Pinkie's hold on him, but due to her earth pony strength and his male instincts to let this happen, he quickly stopped resisting.

"You see Blitzie, the apron is an extra special step in helping you get over your bad mood."

Blitz didn't say anything, he was too busy feeling how soft her breasts were.

"I see you're not fighting back anymore. Not surprising, seeing how you react when Fluttershy or Twilight give you a hug. You just like big-breasted mares, don't you Blitz? My breasts aren't as big as Fluttershy's, but second place isn't bad though." said Pinkie continuously in a seductive tone while rubbing her breasts together with Blitz still in between them.

She then releases Blitz from her grip and leans within kissing distance towards the now bright red pegasus, who was sitting down with a fully erect stallionhood coming out of his boxers.

"Wow, you really are big ain't you?" asked Pinkie, marveling at the impressive length of Rainbow.

"I'm going to tell you something Blitzie. Your clothes are already clean and in the laundry room, so you can go get them and leave me all by my lonesome self for the rest of the weekend if you really want to... Or, you can come to my room for a party for two. You're invited, of course, but the only requirement is clothes are not allowed. And just to make sure you do come to the party," said Pinkie who then begins to kiss Blitz on the lips.

Pinkie's kiss lasted for five minutes. Blitz didn't resist at all, even when she began to tongue wrestle. When they finally separated Pinkie finally said, "You know you're not a bad kisser."

She then got up and went to the basement stairs which made both her ass and breasts jiggle with each step she took.

"Oh, when you leave the basement could you turn off the lights for me?" asked Pinkie, before closing the door.

Rainbow Blitz just sat there, thinking what just happened until he finally said, "...Did Pinkie Pie just offer to have sex with me?"

-A few minutes later, Pinkie’s room-

"Uh Pinkie ... I'm here." said Blitz a little unsure after knocking on her door.

"Its open~," Pinkie cooed.

When Blitz opened the door he saw exactly what he expected it to be in terms of Pinkie's room, but he wasn't interested in the room. What did catch his eye was Pinkie laying on her side. The only thing she seemed to be "wearing" was whip cream on her bits and cherries on her whip cream covered nipples. Seeing this, Blitz's stallionhood stood at attention to the nude pink mare.

"I see you're not the only one I made happy today." said Pinkie seductively.

She sat up and spread her legs then said "Why don't you have some of my special cream pie before we really start the fun."

"Sure thing," said Blitz walking towards Pinkie.

He was on his knees licking the whip cream off of Pinkie. After licking off the cream, he then proceeded in eating out Pinkie, causing her to moan.

"Oooohh, yeah thats it. Keep going."

The whip cream was good but Pinkie's pussy was way better. He couldn't get enough of the taste. Blitz 's tongue wouldn't stop swilling around her pussy.

" Ohh....aahh...oh yeah....." Pinkie was surprised at how good he was doing.

If he kept going like this, she would cum any second now.After thirty minute of eating pie.

"Ah...B-blitzie oh...I'm ....uh going....to... cum," said Pinkie in a sultry tone. Blitz didn't listen, he wanted to keep tasting her.

"I'M CUMMING," yelled Pinkie while her juices covered Blitz's face, which he soon eagerly licked off.

"Hmm, tastes like strawberries." said Blitz smiling at Pinkie.

"You were really good at eating me." said Pinkie panting a little laying down on her back.

"Yeah, but I think its time we started having some real fun." said Blitz getting on top of Pinkie.

"Now Blitzie, you know we can't have fun unt- OHhh..." said Pinkie being interrupted by Blitz licking both cherries and whip cream off of her harden nipples.

"There, all done." said Blitz while rubbing and pinching her nipples.

"But you're right, there is something I can do before the real fun begins,"said Blitz now sitting on Pinkie's belly.

Rainbow begins groping and squeezing on Pinkie's breasts making her moan even more. He then moved his penis between her breasts. Even with Pinkie's impressive bust, his dick was pointing straight at her face. He almost came just by sticking it into the soft and firm mounds.

"Hey Pinkie, do you mind if I ...?"

"Blitzie, you're already in position and I'm not complaining, so knock yourself out," said Pinkie smiling.

Blitz just smiled and began thrusting back and forth. Pinkie was impressed with Blitz. Feeling his thick throbbing cock made Pinkie so excited that she just couldn't wait till he unloaded his big load. After minutes of titty-fucking, Blitz was ready to blow.

"P-pinkie...I'm....a-about to ....c-cum,"said Blitz, nearly reaching his limit.

"W-what's.... s-stopping...you...j-just....do it."

Blitz, who finally reached his limit, released a week's worth of semen in between her breasts.

However, unbeknownst to Blitz, he came so much that he got semen on Pinkie's face. When he got off of her, he noticed that he covered most of her breasts and face.

"Sorry, Pinkie. It's been a long time since I last masturbated."

"Thats ok, your semen feels and taste so thick and warm I'll clean this up real quick." said Pinkie starting to lick it off all of her body.

During when Pinkie was cleaning herself off, Blitz saw how much she enjoy his semen, which in turn made him hard again. After a few minutes, Pinkie had cleaned off all of Blitz's semen. She then saw how hard Blitz was again.

"Well I guess someone liked my bath." said Pinkie before pouncing on top of him.

"Are you ready for round two."said Pinkie kissing Blitz.

Pinkie began to rub her pussy against his penis telling him how much she wanted him right here and now. Blitz, getting the message, started to stick his stallionhood in her. As soon as he got a few inches in, Pinkie let out a small moan, but it sounded more like it was pain not pleasure.

"Pinkie, Are you ok?"

"Uh, yeah. Why wouldn't I be." said Pinkie with a huge blush.

"Ok, if you say so."

When Blitz shoved more of his length in, Pinkie yelped and gasped as he slid all the way.

"Alright, Pinkie. This time I know there is something wrong with you. What is i-" He stopped when he saw that there was blood coming out of her pussy.

"P-pinkie are you a virgin?"

"Y-yeah. I knew that it would hurt the first time, but I didn't expect it to hurt this much," said Pinkie trying to live with the pain, "Ha, not only did you take my virginity you also took my first kiss as well."

‘THAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS BACK THEN?!’ thought Blitz.

"Yeah, so can you be more gentle?" asked Pinkie, whimpering.

"Of course I will Pinkie."

As Blitz slowly started to thrust, Pinkie was thinking about what was happening. Maud wasn't lying when she said that the first time would hurt like tartarus. But it's worth it that Blitzy is my first.

Doing anything slow was torture for Blitz. It was like telling an Apple not to buck apples or Fluttershy not to care for a wounded animal, but if it means causing less pain for his friends he'll go slower than Tank if he needed to. Plus going slow made him feel how tight and warm Pinkie's inner walls was.

After a few slow thrusts, Pinkie started to feel more pleasure than pain. "B-blitzy."said Pinkie not whimpering as she did earlier.

"You ok, Pinkie? I can pull out if you want." said a worried Blitz, but Pinkie responded with one word.

"F-faster."

After hearing that Blitz smiled and picked up the pace. He had a hard time mainly because, she was really tight but, each thrust got looser and looser. "Pinkie, you're really tight you know that right?" grunted Blitz. Pinkie wasn't listening, her mind was on the big rod reaching her womb.

"AAAHHH!~ JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP FUCKING!!" yelled Pinkie in total ecstasy. Blitz did what he was told and kept going.

‘Man Pinkie's is really enjoying this,’ thought Blitz. He was enjoying it as much as she was, mainly because of the sound of their bodies slapping together, the tight wet warm feel of her pussy,and lastly he got a perfect view of Pinkie's huge breasts bouncing around,the main cause of his arousal.

"Pinkie, I'm about to cum," said Blitz starting to pull out of her.

"N-no, stay inside me. I want to be filled up by you," said Pinkie in a sultry tone.

"B-but Pinkie, what if you get pregnant," asked a worried Blitz nearing his climax. "You and I can't raise a kid right now."

"D-don't worry... Blitzie....oh... I-i already...ah... took care of that problem ....oh yeah...so cum whenever you feel like it."

As soon he reached his limit, Blitz grabbed her hips tightly, and gave her one last good thrust.

"I'M CUMMING!" yelled Blitz pumping his great load into her. Blitz had filled Pinkie to the brim with his seed. Causing Pinkie to came as well as he do.

"Looks like we made ourselves a nice cream pie, didn't we?" gasped Pinkie who collapsed on top of him.

"Pinkie, are you sure that it was ok to cum inside of you? I mean, I won't mind having kids but not right now."said Blitz trying to catch his breath.

"Like I said, don't worry. I asked Twilight to use a birth control spell on me that would last the whole weekend. So you could fill me up eight times in a row and I won't have any foals."

"Oh, that makes sense." said a relieved Blitz. "Hey Pinkie I was just wonder something."

"What?"

"Why did you give me your virginity?"

"Well remember when we all found out that you gave us all our cutie marks."

"Yeah what about it?"

"I been thinking; if you didn't do the Sonic Rainboom, I would have never came to Ponyville, found out about parties, or wanting to help ponies smile. I still would have been on the my family rock farm miserable and bored out of my skull,"said Pinkie who then kisses her rainbow lover. "I think that is more than enough good reasons to give you my first time, don't you?"

"Uh ... y-yeah Pinkie," stuttered Blitz, his member starting to rise again.

Pinkie felt his huge organ slap against her ass, and said, "Wow Blitzie! I would love to go for round three but I think it would be a good idea if I go take shower. Cause lets be honest, we both kinda need one. Also you need to rest a little, don't want to overwork you. It will only take me five minutes so stay there~," said Pinkie who got up and left for the bathroom.

"Wait Pinkie, rest a little. I ca-" said Blitz being cut off by the door closing. "Well, guess I'll tell her when she gets back."

After two minutes of waiting Blitz had wanted long enough and decide to help Pinkie. When he entered into bathroom he saw Pinkie was still showering. If Blitz wasn't hard before, after seeing Pinkie's wet mane, his not so little friend was standing at attention now. Pinkie was the type of girl who was really hot when their hair was down, but seeing her mane down was like seeing Rarity doing farm work. Possible but most likely not going to happen.

Pinkie wasn't paying much attention to the world around her. She was daydreaming about what she and Blitz we're going to do next. She was so busy dreaming, she didn't even hear Blitz come in or get right up behind her.

"Wow, Rainbow felt amazing. Makes me wonder what are we going to do ne- Eep." Pinkie was cut off due to someone lathering both of breasts and rubbing their member under her marehood. She was about to strike the molester until she heard a very familiar voice.

"Well I was thinking, maybe we could continue the fun in the shower?" Blitz said, a big grin forming on his face.

"B-blitzie, aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?" asked Pinkie, trying her best not to moan from Blitz's groping.

"Pinkie, before you had cut me off in your room, I was about to say I can still go for six more rounds. And seeing how I came two times already....Well I think you can do the math."

"You always wanted to do it in the shower haven't you?"

"Oh, yeah!"

Blitz lets go of her breasts and grabbed her hips and begins to ram his member into her.

"Aaahhhhh. J-just as good as ... the first time." said Pinkie who almost came.

"I know. Your tight pussy almost made me cum as soon as I stuck it in."

"Heh, flattery will get you everywhere stud."

Blitz begins to fuck her mercilessly, causing her to scream in pleasure.

"Rainbow if you keep going like this I might not be able to walk for a while."

"Do you want me to slow down?"

"FUCK NO...AH...THIS FEELS...AH... AMAZING"

They continued doing this for a good while until they both came. But unbeknownst to the both of them, a couple of familiar customers had arrived at the bakery.

"Are you sure, he's here?" Fluttershy asked Bic Mac.

"Eeyup. He said he was helping Pinkie this weekend. So it makes sense that he'd be here," said Big Mac, "But are you sure that theres something wrong with him, Fluttershy?"

"Well, Tank told me that he is really depressed and it has something to do with me and you."

"But, Fluttershy he's with Pinkie. I'm pretty sure he's not depressed now."

"I know but it wouldn't hurt to look Big Mac," said Fluttershy giving him a hug.

"Oh alright let's go find Rainbow. I don’t see anyone here, so maybe he’s upstairs."

-Back to Rainbow and Pinkie-

"Thats three down, three more to go," whispered Rainbow in Pinkie's ear, "So you want to finish this in your room or in here?"

"It started in my room, so it ends in my room," said Pinkie kissing Blitz. "But, could you carry me? I wasn't kidding, when I said I might not able to walk for a while."

Blitz then picked up Pinkie, carried her in his arms, and said, "Sure, just as long you don't mind me groping your ass on the way there."

"There nothing stopping you perv," Pinkie giggled as she enjoyed being carried.

And so Blitz carried Pinkie out of the bathroom and headed towards her room, but he stopped in his tracks and almost dropped Pinkie when they both saw their best friends staring at them in the middle of the hallway. Both couples were staring at each other. Their pupils had shrunken, and their faces, were redder than any apple. Both Rainbow and Fluttershy both gained wing boners while Big Mac grew a huge bulge in his pants.There was nothing but silence until Fluttershy said, "Oh My".

"Uh... Is there a reason why you guys are here?" Blitz asked embarrassed.

"Well uh... Tank told me you weren't feeling like yourself and It was mostly because of me and Big Mac,” said Fluttershy trying her best not to look at Blitz's exposed body. We don't know you two were ... busy.”

"E-eyup," said a very nervous Big Mac, who also tried to not stare at Pinkie, though was failing miserably.

"Oh, there was no need for that. I already took care of that problem," said Pinkie who gotten over the entire awkward moment.

“We can see that,” said Fluttershy still blushing.

"If you two don't mind could you come back around maybe Monday. Cause me and Blitzie will be very busy this weekend," said Pinkie, giving Blitz a peck on the cheek. "Right Blitzie?" purred Pinkie, making him feel more hotter than he already was.

"Y-yeah, uh yeah very busy. So-uh, better get started on that," stuttered Blitz as he ran pass both Fluttershy and Big Mac heading to Pinkie's room.

After a few minutes of silent Fluttershy finally said. "I guess you were right about Pinkie cheering him up."

"Eeyup but I didn’t think she cheer him up that way. But hey, at least Blitz isn't sad anymore."

"Speaking of which,” said Fluttershy, turning to Big Mac. "Seeing how I wasted your some of your day off worrying over nothing." she then press her body against Mac's "Is there any possible way I can make up to you?" she asked in a lustful manner. Big Mac, who already knew what she was implying before she even spoke, picked her up and held her bridal style, and gave her a long passionate kiss and then said.

"I may have few ideas, but I have a question."

"What is it Macky?"

"My places, or yours?"

"Oh Macky, it don't matter to me. Just as long as we're very busy for a good while.~"

"My place it is," Mac said, carrying Fluttershy out of Sugar Cube Corner.

As they made their exit out of Sugar Cube Corner, they heard a high shriek-like scream.

"OOOOHHHHH CELESTIA!! YES!!!," screamed Pinkie.

"Goodness. It’s a good thing that the Cakes soundproofed the exterior of the building. Because if anyone heard that they think someone was being murdered," said Fluttershy.

"Eeyup.~"

Author's Note

Sorry it took me a while to finish this chapter. I blame Punch Out!!! Wii, Bravely Default, and my friend Phantom Fan 21. Also please point out any problems with the sex scenes this is my first time stuff like this.