Payday: Undercover

by TechnoRuffels

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Adventure
Length: 6541

The payday crew gets a special job from Bain, to steal a previousli unknown element from a lab...you can pretty much guess the rest.

The payday crew gets a special job from Bain, to steal a previousli unknown element from a lab…you can pretty much guess the rest.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-03 11:14:10 UTC

Serious shit

    It was a friday afternoon, the crew had gotten together to celebrate their last succesful job wich was pulled off two weeks ago but they just now got a chance to meet up becous of the strict no contacting rule post heist.They started discussing over what happend and what they could have done better however discussion quickly turned to remeniscing their old heists.

"Hey you guys remember when we blew up the fucking bridge to get that asian guy"? Chains said

"Ah yeah, that was some crazy shit man".

"Yeah some stupid shit". Dallas retorted to Wolf

"I dont remember doing that".

"That's because you weren't there fake Hoxton".Wolf said before sipping his beer

He licked his lips a couple of times before saying

"What the hell did you even get fake Hoxton"?

"Rolling Rock"

"More like rolling shit, try getting the good stuff next time fake Hoxton". Said wolf as he spilled the beer bottle

Hoxton wanted to yell at Wolf but he diden't want to seem like a whiny bitch so he just sat quietly.All of a sudden the phone rang and Dallas went and picked it up.

"Hello?...it's Dallas...oh yeah?...how special?...hehehehehe...what about the tickets?...ok...ok i'll tell them now".

"Bain"?

"Yeah, pack up crew we're going to nevada".

"For what"? Hoxton asked

"We are gonna rob a lab"

Wolf and Chains smiled and gave each other a highfive but Hoxton crossed his arms.

    Three hours later they got to the airport.The tickets were already purchased, first class. There was no need to smuggle anything they would get their equipment in Vegas.They went through the check in and boarded the plane without a hitch.The trip was bearly felt.When they went out of the Vegas airport each took a separate taxi to the 'Sad Clown Casino", how subtle, and met up at the entrance.Dallas walked up to the cashier and said

"We're here for Bain".

The cashier looked at Dallas with uncertainty and said

"Who"?

Dallas handed her 1.000 dollars.

She took the money and gave Dallas 4 tokens but these tokens were different they had the crew's masks on them.

"Go to the cowboy slot machines put the tokens in the 7th one from the bar side and make sure no one sees you".

Dallas noded and went back to the crew and told them to follow him.They did without questioning him.They found the slot machine and when they were sure the coast was clear they put the tokens in and the slotmachine moved back to reveal a ladder going down.All of them climbed down and the slotmachine moved back in place automatically.They walked through a short corridor and through a door.They entered a medium sized room on the left of it was a laptop on the opposite side of the laptop was a doorway leading to a weapons room and a shooting range, opposite to the entry door was a small voult inside it were 3 giant blue safes.

"Glad you all made it"

The voice came from the laptop so they all went to it.

"I trust Dallas told you the general intel so i'm just gonna fill in the details"

The crew  noded.

"The lab in particular were hitting is a secret goverment funded one, took us a few months but we managed to find it deep in the nevada desert"

"What we're trying to steal is a newly discoverd element the origin is unknown, this isn't confirmed but it looks like a large orange crystal"

"Where gonna get you there with a helicopter some distance from the lab.From there your gonna go in a truck wich will get you inside the laudry rooms.Now we dont know the exact location of the loot so you guys are gonna have to get me in the mainframe through the security room ideally.Once i find out the location i'm gonna map out the fastest route to it, once you got it your gonna go back to the laundry room where the another truck will be waiting for you, it will take you far from the lab were three helicopters  will pick you up, two will be carrying you while one is just a decoy.You're gonna be leaving in 13 hours.If you're succesful you will be paid 15.000.000 dollars each.Any question"?

"Yeah who's hiring us"?

"All they sayd was that they were competitors and would love for their competition to be inconvenienced"

    This hit was big and they knew it would be very difficult so they started practicing lockpicking, shooting, drill wacking and before they knew it, they were called to the roof were the helicopter was waiting.They went on the helicopter and it took off for the lab.On the helicopter the crew started double checking and triple checking their equipment, for some time all that could be heard was the guns clicking noises until the pilot said

"30 minutes till we get to the landing zone"

Dallas looked at his watch, it was about 6 am, he started caluclating how long everything was gonna take when he noticed Hoxton was quite agitated and said

"Its a little late to worry now".

"I know but still, i think we bit off more then we could chew i mean come on guys its a secret lab in the middle of the desert, this is some serious shit we're dealing with here not an easy four stores robbery"

"Are you kidding"? Wolf raised his eyebrow

"A little trip scares you? Every heist we do is serious, the chance of us getting arrested or killed are allways the same, its location changes nothing"

"Wolfs right you know, if anything the location gives us more time to work undisturbed"

"I guess you're right Chains"

    The rest of the trip was silent.When they landed the truck was about 80 meters from the helicoper.They walked to it and got on, inside it was a thermal drill, 2 saws and 2 regular drills.Chains took the thermal drill, Hoxton took 1 saw and 1 drill so did Dallas, Wolf was heavily packed as it was so he dident carry any of them.After some time the driver knocked 4 times, that meant they reached the laudry rooms.Dallas with his Bronco out carefully partially opened the back of the truck and looked to see if there was anyone nearby when he diden't see anyone he opened the back completely and signaled the team to follow him.When out Chains noticed a duffle bag with a sticky note on it, he went to the bag and whispered for the other guys to come.The sticky note read "This should make your job easier".Chains opened it and inside it he saw 4 lab suits and 4 tags.Everyone wore a lab suit,everyone except Wolf

"Sorry man you cant be going around with a 70 kilo bomb suit on you".

"Whatever".

The crew made sure the guns were well hidden in there lab coats and headed out of the laundry room.They walked for a long time, the only thing guiding them were colored lines on the walls, logically they followed the blue one.The walked and walked until chains got stoped by a scientist

"A there you are, i've been looking everywhere for you"

"Excuse me"?

"You're Kendrew right, it says it on your name tag"

"Er, yeah"

"You're on the list for high speed explosives research, come on we've lost enough time as it is"

Chains looked back at Dallas, he signaled for him to just go with it and so he did.

    More time past walking this lab until they got contacted by Chains through their ear piece.

"Guys, guys i think i saw the security room"

"Where"?

"When i was walking with that guy there was a left turn that lead to a big metal door it wrote 'security'  on it"

"How do we get there"?

"Just follow the orange line i need to go now"

The guys looked at each other and noded.They followed the orange line and reached the security room pretty quickly they must have been walking in circles for some time.

"Keep a lookout Hoxton im gonna try picking the doors lock"

A minute past when Dallas got back

"Well did you get it open"?

"Nothing we're gonna have to drill it" at that moment Bain contacted them

"Whats your status"?

"We found the security room and were about to drill it"

"Did you try lockpicking it"

"Yes and it didn't work"

"Ok  once you get in connect the modem to the main computer and i'll be able to hack it"

Hoxton put the drill on the door.

"How long"?

"90 seconds"

20 seconds in, the drill tip broke

"Ah fuck"!

"What"?

"The drill tip broke"

"Hold on i'll give you mine"

Dallas took out the drill tip from his drill and went over to give to Hoxton at that moment a scientist walked by and noticed the drill

"What are you guys doing"?

Dallas turned around pulled out his bronco and yelled at the scientist to get down, he just ran Dallas turned the corner to follow him and noticed a camera, instinctively he shot the camera  mometarily forgeting his gun wasen't silenced

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

A few second later  the alarm started

"AAAAAHHHH SHIT MASKS ON"

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In the meanwhile Wolf was smoking a cigar when he heard the alarm go off

"Thats my cue"

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   "I fixed the drill"

"Forget the drill just blow the door open"

Hoxton took the drill off and reshaped his trip mines into breaching explosives all he needed was 3 tripmines.Hoxton moved back from the placed explosives, at that moment Chains came in Dallas stopping him from turning the corner and the door was blew open

"Guys were are you"

"Just follow the orange line Wolf it will take you to the security room"

The 3 of them went in the security room to find 3 big monitors and a dead guard, he must have been near the door.Hoxton took out a modem, he connected it to the Computer connected to the monitors

"Bain we linked you in"

"Alright time to get to work"

A guard had reached the secuirty room and pointed his 12 gauge at the robbers and yelled at them

"Frezee or i'll sho--"

He's head got blown off and Wolf poped around the corner

"Guys im lisening in the police station chatter i'm not hearing anything about you"

"Thats good...right"? Hoxton said in worry

"Only time will tell"

The next few minutes were quite boring for a secret lab heist, every once in a while a guard would come up but would be easily stoped by a PKM round or 30.

"Alright guys im in"

"FINALLY"!

"Ok the info i got from this was half assed i couldn't find were the loot was but i did find out there was a deeper level to this lab, you're gonna have to take a tram to it then you need to find that levels security room"

"Got it"

Bain guided them through the corridors only stoping to shoot guards.They got on the tram pushed a button.A couple of uneventful minutes past

  "Holy shit...THE MILITARY IS HERE" Bain yelled

"What"?

"The military is coming for you guys, it's the full package too, tanks, jets, choppers...fuck i'm gonna have to rethink the escape plan"

"30 second until the assault wa-*tsss* rada*tssss*"

The ground was shaking alot and explosions could be heard

"Holy shit are they bombing us"

"Seems like it" Wolf responded to Chains very nonchalantly

"I fucking told you guys we bit off more then we could chew"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAKE HOXTON" Wolf yelled

"You want to leave and face the military by yourself,well be my fucking guest"

Hoxton shook his head

"Sorry"

"You better fucking be"

One last explosion was heard and the tram stopped

"Fuck, now this"

"Bain,Bain the tram stopped" Dallas tried contacting him

"BAIN"?

"Great, fucking great"

"What now"? Chains asked

"We go through with the heist thats what"

Everyone noded at Dallas, Hoxton a little more reluctently

"Hey guys look theres a door and platform over there, we could probably jump to it" Chains pointed at it

Wolf forced the tram door open and jumped first, he just bearly made it.Then jumped Dallas, then Chains, then Hoxton ,they made it across very easily.

"Hmmm i might just be able to pick the lock "

And he did.The crew went through the door and entered what seemed like a staff room, on the wall was a map.Chains walked up to the map.

"Lets see here....security room"

"It's pointless without Bain, were is the managers office"? Dallas asked

"hmmm...odd...its not on the map"

"We'll just ask one of the science guys" Dallas said

"From here we can get to the  cafeteria there's bound to be someone there"

"Good thinking"

The crew headed to the cafeteria and there was infact a few scientist there.Wolf grabbed on of them by the hair pointing his PKM  at the scientists face.

"Where's the manager"

"He's not here he left for vacation"

"WHAT"?

"Please its the truth dont hurt me"

Pistons were heard moving quickly followed by a scientist voice

"THE MILITARY, WE'RE SAVED"!

and then gun shots were heard

"WTF"! the crew said simultaneously

Afew soldier came in the cafeteria and shot without warning.Wolf quickly aimed his PKM at them and unloaded, aided  by Chains they were quickly killed then Wolf  turned his gun back to the scietists face

"We're looking for a big orange chrystal, were is it"

"Chrystal?What?...erm...erm....argh...ah ofcourse anomalous materials, i can take you there if you protect me that is"

"You have some fucking balls...you got a deal"

"Follow me"

    More soldiers came in and like the ones before them they dropped in a puddle of their own blood.The sirens were off now all that could be heard was yelles, radio chatter and gunshots, the stench of gun powder could be felt wherever they went.The only hastle along the way were the soldiers the scientist seemed to have acces to all the door.More doors more soldiers an elevator and doors again.

"We're here"

The scientist stopped at what seemed like a chemical lab there was a glass wall with a heavy metal door

"Through that door are all the anomalous materials including the one you are looking for"

"Great"

Wolf started walking for the door but was stopped by the scientist

"Hold on, some of the materials in that room are highly radioactive and are to be handeld by certified specialist's only"

"I'll go in there pack up the material for you and then you can escort me out of the lab"

"Yeah sure just get it done"

Dallas,Hoxton and Chains were near the door shooting any soldiers coming through while wolf kept an eye for the scietist making sure he dident pull anything sneaky.The scientist walked up to a cabinet and opend it, inside was a hazard suit, he quickly put it on and with a keycard he had on himself he opend the large metal door and went through it the door closing automatically behind him.

"Now you said you were looking for a large orange chrystal"?

"Yes" Wolf responded

"We have a few orange chrystal like elments here...hmm...i need more information about the chrystal you're looking for"

"Its very valuable and it was just found"

"Recently found...do you have a general idea of when we found it"?

"Erm...errrr...i dont know a few months...maybe"?!

"A few months... and we're might we have found it"?

"I...we dont know"

"...I think i know what you are looking for"

The scientist went to a white and black cilinder it had smoke around it

"It's probably this one"

"Great get it over here"Wolf said as he threw an ammo bag at his team

"Alright"

The scientist got out of the room when he heard a yell

"FIRE IN THE HOLE"

"Oh shit"

Everyone hit the deck and the granade exploded.The crew quickly got up and started fighting again but the scientist, who was blown back by the explosion started looking for the cilinder wich the chrystal was in and when he found it the cilinder was broke fluids from various vials were getting in it and reacting with the chrystal.

"Arrhhhhh, element 243-s seal has been compromised"

"SO"? Wolf yelled

"You dont understand the element is highly instable it coul----"

All that was seen was a bright greenish light followed by darkness, sound was non-existent were they dead, were they stunned what happend to them? You know what happened to them but dont ruin the surprise...

Dallas and Chains

    Dallas and Chains woke up more or less at the same time just a meter or two away from each other.They started quickly taking in their surroundings.The sun was shining brishtly and birds could be heard chirping.They were stading on a dirt trail and around it was grass of the brightest green they had ever seen but what confused them the most were the cartoonish, medieval looking buildings that seemed to define the laws of physics.Their confusion grew when they turned around and saw a very wide, pink building that seemed to be made out of gingerbread, cake fondant and icecream, a wooden structure supporting the building was visible.On the side of the building a wooden sign was hanging with a picture of a cupcake on it.Chains got closer to the sign and under the picture of the cupcake in very small blue letters was written "Sugar Cube Corner" then he spoke up

"Ar-Are you seeing this"?

Dallas said nothing but noded and Chains asked

"Where the hell are we"?

"Do i look like i would fucking know"?

"Well what do we do then"?

"Your the one with the military training you tell me".

"Oh shit, yeah...erm...think...think" Chains started darting his eyes around as if looking for something

"We need to find a high vantage point and locate civilization"

After that sentece Dallas preceeded to slap Chains on the back of the head.

"Come on i have an idea, and take of your mask we dont want to raise too much suspicion"

Both of them took of the masks and hid them along with the equipment under their labcoats

    Dallas tried going in sugar cube corner but the door was locked so he signaled Chains to keep a look out and started picking the doors lock.Chains turned around for a second to see what Dalla s was doing and asked him

"What are you doing"?

"It's a store, if it's a store that means it has money and from the money we can tell where we ended up and plus have some pocket change"

Chains just noded in response.In this world even the locks were off so it took him longer then it would usualy take him but he got it opened eventually and enterd while Chains kept a look out.Dallas had to lower his head when he entered and closed the door behind him. Like he suspected, it was a bakery.The sealing was short but that was to be expected, on his right were a few tables and chairs and on his left was the counter with the cash register on it.Dallas jumped over the counter and opend the cash register, it was empty.

"Ofcourse it's empty...safe maybe"?

Dallas started looking around some more before shaking his head.He then looked to his left and saw stairs leading up.

"Upstairs it is"

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Chains saw Dallas as he went in and closed the door.He started looking around not just for people but for hints to where they ended up.There was not a soul in sight and the architecture and landscape was all fucked up, perhaps he was tripping balls but why did Dallas see the same thing two people never hallucinate the same thing.The oncoming thoughts were stopped by a light reflection.He started walking in that direction...

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    Dallas climbed the stairs which led him to a short hallway with 4 doors, 2 on the right and 2 on the left.He opend the first door to the right, behind it was a bathroom, then the second door to the left behind that was a baby's bedroom and then the third one wich was the door to a normal bedroom, he entered. The room seemed empty on one of the walls was was just a generic landscape painting, a bed wich was oddly regular sized a window and next to the bed a nightstand with two drawers. He went to the night stand and kneeled. He opend the bottom drawer first, inside it there were a scarf, a wool hat and 4 stocking of the same type, Dallas raised and eyebrown and closed the drawer.He opened the top drower inside it was an weird double sachel bag and a pouch.He took the pouch, from the sound he could tell there were coins in it.He took one of the coins and started inspecting it.It was goldplated coin on one side was the number one and on the other was the ugliest horses he had ever seen, on further inspection he noticed it was a unicorn wearing a crown.He then read the legend wich said "Official Currency of the Equestrian Empire"

"Where the fuck did i end up"?

Dallas had a paranoia attack he pulled out his bronco and started running downstairs and kicked the door open.Almost shooting Chains

"Wow man calm down its ok"

"This is fucked up man we need to get the fuck out of here" Dallas yelled

"Its ok we got someone that can help us..."

Wolf and Kleiner

    Wolf woke up face down on a cold floor, he could feel something patting him on the shoulder then he heard the voice, but it wasn't the usuall voice he would hear inside his head, no this voice was different

"Mister Wolf..Mister Wolf..."

Wolf stood on one knee and without even looking who it was he grabbed them by the neck and turned his head to see who it was, he diden't recognise him at first glance.The man spoke

"Mister...Wolf...you're...chocking..."

Wolf stood up on his feet and started looking around and then he turned back to the man and asked him

"How do you know my name"?

The man tapped Wolf's hand, he loosed the grip but dident let go

"Arrhhhh" The man took a deep breath

"Your associates refered to you as Wolf".

Wolf started looking around a second time and realised none of his team mates were there

"My associates...WHERE ARE THEY"?

"I-i  dont know, when i woke up you were the only one nearby".

Wolf tried contacting them through his ear pieace but no one responded.

"....it's broken..."

"What"? The man asked

"My ear pieace, its broken"!

"The explosion must have damaged it"

"The...explosion...Is that how we got here"?

"Unlikely, but its the only fissable possibility".

Wolf started looking at his watch.

"Can you please let go of my neck"?

Wolf turned to him then checked to see if he had taken any of his equipment but everything was where it needed to be so he let go.

"Thank you"!

"My name is Isaac, Dr.Isaac Kleiner to be precise, i was the scientist who aided you".

"Huh, should have guessed by the hazard suit...you got any idea where we are"?

"Hmm...We appear to be in a ruined 16th century castle, lightly restored...probably ran out of funding".

"Should that mean anything"?

"Well it means we are not in america anymore, perhaps central europe".

Kleiner turned to Wolf who was walking away.

"Hey, where are you going"?

"I'm going to look for my crew".

"Wait i'm coming with you".

Wolf turned and pointed his PKM at Kleiner.

"I...i can help you...i can find out where we our and i can help you track your friends..."

Kleiner tried looking confident and strong while saying that but only came out as scared.

Normaly Wolf wouldn't accept such an offer but he was in a foreign land and Kleiner was his best shot at finding his crew.

"Fine but know that if you hassle me in ANYWAY i will CRUSH YOUR SKULL, got that"!

Kleiner noded.

    They walked around the castle for a long time, getting lost in the seemingly endless corridors and trapdoors that only served to get you confused and lost. Kleiner was tryng to identity the castle but the more he looked for something familiar the stranger the castle got, all the angle's were off, there was a distinct lack in texture to everything and all the paintings seemed to be of ugly cartoon horses, Wolf on the other hand didn't seem to be bothered by this. Eventually they found a hole in the wall leading to forest.

"Are you fucking kidding me"? Wolf said

"This might be a good thing Mr.Wolf, i might be able to identify the tree like erm..."

There was nothing to identify, all the tree's were textureless and generic.

"Oh look a river"!

"Ok...so"?

"If we walk along it we will most likely find civilization".

"It's settled then".

    Wolf and Kleiner walked for awhile,other then the fact they were in a strange alien forest everything seemed normal, no strange noises or animals, eventually they hear the river and ran for it.They took a short break.Wolf took off his mask and tried taking a sip of water from the river but Kleiner stopped him.

"STOP"!

"what did i tell you about bothering me"?

"Wait, no, dont drink".

"Why"?

"Where in a strange alien world, the water might have a different conposition, it might not even be water, it might be acid or a toxin".

Wolf put his hand in the river and fliked his hand and Kleiner and he started breathing heavy but nothing happened so he calmed down.

"See".

Wolf took a sip and it was indeed water nothing strange about it other then its oddly bright blue color.

    After that, Wolf and Kleiner decided to keep going down the river and not ten minutes later they came to a bridge, on the other time a strange medivel looking town.The town was mostly filled with houses the only objects of note being a large tower of sorts and a huge tree, they decided to go for the tower since it was closer.While walking towards it they looked around for any signs of life but it seemed to be a ghost town, completly empty.They got to the tower and headed for the door, Wolf went for the handle but the door was locked thats when he realised there was a piece of paper stuck to the door.

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"NOTICE: Due to the Equestria Games the Town Hall shall be closed and so all state run facilities in the town. Anypony with buisness requiring the attention of the Town Hall and/or mayor must wait till after the Equestria Games to be provided assitance"

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Both of their eyes shot open.

"English"?! said Kleiner

"anyPONY"?! said Wolf

Before they could ask themselfs anymore questions Wolf heard voices coming right of them and told Kleiner to follow him.

While walking towards the noises Wolf heard buzzing noises in his ear piece and responded.

"Hello its Wolf who is it"?

But he could only hear more buzzing noises.

"Look i cant hear you clearly but maybe you can hear me, i'm in somekind of medival cartoon town, i'm not sure where in it but i can see a large tree, a tower of sorts..."

Wolf eyes wondered to a nearby hill were he noticed a farm with a big birght red barn.

...and somekind of farm in a distance, ill be hanging around"

   With that Wolf shut off his ear piece and kept walking towards the noises and the closer he got he realised it was voice, familiar voices.

Wolf pace quickend forcing Kleiner to quicken his pace aswell but then the voices stopped and so did Wolf just as he was about to turn the corner.He looked around the corner gun held high and took a quick glince of what looked to be the figure of a man with a gun facing him.Wolf went back to cover,took a long, deep breath, then turned back around only to find Chains pointing a gun at him.Wolf raised his hands

Realising it was Wolf, Chains put the gun down and yelled at him

"WOLF"!

"CHAINS"! wolf yelled back

then they proceded to chest bump each other.

First thing wolf asked was were the others where.

"Well Dallas is in that building and fake Hoxton, i dont know, but who is your friend over there"?

"Ouh, thats Kleiner, you know, the scientist we took hostage".

Chains looked at the scientist and said

"Hey Doc, you know were we are"?

"i've got about as much of an idea as you do i'm afraid" Kleiner answeared

"Shit, well lets go see if Dallas found anything".

At that moment Dallas kicked the door open and pointed a gun at Dallas.

"WOW RELAX MAN ITS ME"! Chains yelled

Wolf and Chains looked at Dallases face, shocked, were they seeing fear in his eyes but before he got asked anything Dallas said

"Wolf, oh thank god, Hoxton with you"?

"Nope".

"FUCK,OK, calm down, ok... who's the other guy"?

"Kleiner" Wolf said

"Who again"? Dallas asked

"The hostage" Chains responded

"Ok well...erm...just...we need to find Hoxton and get the hell out of here"!

"We know man but why in such a rush what did you find"? Chains asked

"OK, ok look at this".

And so Dallas showed the rest of them the coin he had found but no one seemed to know what to make of it...

Hoxton

   Hoxton woke up tangled in an apple tree.The branches and leafes blocked his vision but just by the fact that there were branches and leafes there he knew he was out of the lab and out of the desert.He couldn't feel anything for the time being but he could move.He got himself in a vertical position ready to jumped down, he was only a few meters from the ground no problem for someone who has taken shotgun blasts at pointblank in the chest but when he did something cought his leg and fell face first and he blacked out.

   When Hoxton woke back up he heard a strange banging noise.He got up on his feet taking in his surroundings.No matter where he saw there were apple trees and in a distance he could even see a red barn.He had never seen an  orchard before but it probably looked something like this. He then turned back to the banging noise and started going to its origin and what was making the noise scared the shit out of him.It was a horse but it was smaller then usuall and its face was all fucked up along with its colors.It was red with the exception of the tail and mane wich were orange and on its flank was a green apple cut in half showing the inside.He got closer to it hidding behind bushes

"Are you real"? Hoxton whispered

"Eehyup"! the horse responded

Hoxton screamed and before it could turn around hit it on the back of its head with the mac10.It fell unconscious on the ground

"What are you"? No response

"What the fuck are you"? Hoxon kicked it in the stomach this time but still no answear

"WELL!!!FUCKING SPEAK YOU FUCK"!!! Hoxton put his foot on its neck but he wasn't answearing

"Those fucking asshole, i told them but...where are they"?

Hoxton checked in with his ear piece.

"Hello anyone there?Its me Hoxton"!

A few moments of silence pased then he heard Wolfs voice.

"Hello its Wolf who is it"?

"Wolf its Hoxton i..."

"Look i cant hear you clearly but maybe you can hear me, i'm in somekind of medival cartoon town, i'm not sure where in it but i can see a large tree a tower of sorts and somekind of farm in a distance, ill be hanging around".

"A cartoon town"?

"Great, fucking great i'm in a god damn saturday morning cartoon"!

The only point of reference was the red barn so thats where he went.

   The barn was closer then it looked and near the barn was also a strange house and near that house was a goat a dirt path leading to it, Hoxton could also see a small town in a distance with a giant tree and a tower in it.He was certain it was the same town wolf was talking about, with no further doubt Hoxton took of running for the village as fast as he could, hoping to encounter Wolf, he ran as fast as he could not paying much attention to the surroundings,when he got close to the town he could see 4 figures, he started to slow down and started hearing what they were saying.

"Come on man this couldn't be just a kids fake coin for like monopoly or something".

"I'm telling you Chains were are in some deep, deep shit, so deep we cant even see the sunlight"!

"what are you saying Hoxton was right"?

"No...well...maybe...i dont know".

   Hoxton decided to interupt them.

"Hey guys, its Hoxton what are you guys talking about"?

Everyone turned to him

"Great, thought we had to waste our time looking for you". Wolf said

"Yeah, yeah, what are you guys arguing about"?

"Look at this, Dallas found this" Chains said

Hoxton took the coin and had a good look at it.

"You know, this thing looks a tad like that horse i saw back at that farm".

"You saw a horse that looked like this" Kleiner asked

"Well it didn't look exactly like this, but the most fucked up thing is that it spoke, a fucking speaking horse"!

At that moment Wolf had a realisation.

"Not horses, ponies"!

"What do you  mean"? Dallas said

"We found a note on it it said anyPONY"/

"Ofcourse"! Kleiner said

"We have somehow ended up in a dimension filled with sentient equines,i must speak with it, analise it, can you bring me to it Hoxton"?

"No need"-said wolf-"theres a mob coming from the bridge right over there"...

"Ready your weapons"! Dallas said but before he could give the order to fire he was interrupted from Kleiner

"Wait, no, we dont know what these things are capable off, we should hide and observe them"/

Dallas turned to Kleiner, then the mob, then Kleiner again uncertain what to do...

Till nightfall

   Fear playd a huge role in Dallas's decision when he ordered his crew to hide.They ran for the closest building,that being the bakery but Dallas stoped at the doorway remebering he busted the doors lock and ordered his crew to run to the closest building next to the bakery, that being a a purple,pink, and baby blue bulding, wich kind of looked like an extremly short light house, ontop the door a large sign, saying "Carosel Boutique".They went inside and Dallas quickly picked the lock, got everyone in then slamed the door shut before ordering his crew to go upstrairs.They all ran upstrairs, closed the door and started stacking anything they could find to the door, sofas, horse maniquins, drawers, then they closed all the curtains leaving only a small opening in one of the windows to let light come in.

   The crew started observing the ponies from the window, most of them just walked right by but 6 of them stopped infront of the building.They all had the same body frame except the fact that two of them had wings, a cyan one with rainbow colored mane and a butter colored one with a pink mane, one of them, white with a purple mane, had a horn, another one light purple one, blue mane with pink and purple striped on it, had both wings and a horn, the other too, a completly pink one and a orange and blonde one wich was also wearing a stetsen hat for some reason, seemed normal, well as normal as they get here.The cyan one, who was flying slightly above the other six seemed to be speaking to them so Chains opened the window slightly to hear what they were saying

"Damn, you guys see what i did there, last seconds, everyone thought i was gonna fail but i was like no way and passed the course like an ace getting the whole team quialified".

"Yes rainbow dash, we saw, we were there".  the orange pony said slightly annoyd

"Aww, you're just jelous i am better then you at something".  the cyan pony responded

"what i don..."

"settled down everypony".  the light purple one spoke, and they seemed to listen to her

"She must be their leader of the group, maybe the whole town"  Kleiner concluded

"what makes you say that"? Dallas asked

"well when she speaks everyone is quiet, they seemed to listen to hear, and also out of all the cretures passing she was the only one with both a horn and wings".

"So if we kill her..." Wolf hypothesised

"Well, i dont know yet, we dont know enough to come to that conclusion".

"ssshht, shhht guys, listen"! Hoxton said

"well guys, if you dont mind i need to go check on my farm". The orange one said

"And i have to take care of all the animals in my cottage". the butter colored one said

"I've got some research to do, now that i think about it" . the leader said

"After that awesome, epic and totally historical qualification, i have to go rest, im beat".  the cyan one said

"I have to go finish some orderes i l'm behind schedule on". said the white one

The pink one didn't say anything though , she got really sad and her mane seemed to...deflate?!...anyways, she just walked away slowly.

Then the crew heard the door open, they all turned to the barracaded door and aimed their guns at it, a voice could be heard from bellow

"Sweetie Bell dear, did you open the door? I thought you were still with applebloom at the farm".

Wolf, took Hoxtons mac 10 and put it infront of Kleiner who took it, his only instructions from Wolf being , dont fuck up.

They kept hearing steps then they stopped, a blue glow coverered the door then it moved slightly.

"what the..."?! was heard from behind the door

The door moved again,but i still didn't open, at that moment  Dallas put up 3 fingers and then made the execute sign.

Out of nowhere another voice came from down stairs.

"Hey Rarity"!

"What is it Pinkie"?

"Deus ex mac...i-i mean we're having a Equestria games after party"!

"Ouh darling i would love to but...ouh dont make that face...*sigh*...ok i'll come".

A common sigh of relief was heard.

"What the hell are we gonna do now Dallas"? Chains asked

"Well we can't stay here, that for sure".

"and we can't even leave now with all those ponies outside". Wolf added

"Sure, but where do we go then"? Hoxton asked

"How about the castle"?

"What castle are you talking about Doc"?

"Me and Wolf, we woke up in a ruined castle, from the looks of it no one has lived there in ages".

"it is settled then"!-Dallas said-"we move at night, towards the castle".

"But what do we do till then"? Hoxton asked....