A Slab of Meat with Extra Cheese and a Succulent Soda
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Stage Magicians, Cheeseburgers and Cherry Popping
A Slab of Meat with Extra Cheese and a Succulent Soda
Stage Magicians, Cheeseburgers and Cherry Popping
By Naughty_Ranko
Snips and Snails usually didn't pay much attention to their clothing. This day though they had gone to great lengths to put their best side forward. Their jeans and sneakers, which were usually rather messy, were spotless.
Snips was wearing his favorite black Metallica T-shirt. The portly ginger almost always wore black, having been told at some point that the color had a slimming effect. Lanky Snails on the other hand was wearing a green sweater that matched his hair.
There was only one reason for the two childhood friends to dress up. It was that time of the year again. For three days only the Great and Powerful Trixie graced Ponyville with her divine presence.
Even though the two were now eighteen years old and had watched Trixie's show at least twice for every time she had been to Ponyville in the past, they still came back every year.
Today was different, however. There was a certain rumor the two boys had heard at school that simply had to be checked out and disproven.
“Have you got it?” Snips asked his friend as they made their way across town towards the festival grounds where Trixie had set up her stage.
“Yup, right here,” the other boy confirmed, holding up a large styrofoam cup filled with soda. “Have you got yours?”
He showed the brown paper bag containing a cheeseburger. “Just like Featherweight said.” Snips balled a fist in rage. “I can't believe he'd slander her good name like this. We just gotta prove him wrong. Our Trixie would never do that!”
Snails was quiet for a moment. Many thought of him as a bit slow, because he tended to take a lot of time to say something. But he wasn't an idiot. It was probably more accurate to say that he always took his time to process his thoughts thoroughly before saying anything. Snips on the other hand hardly ever shut up, so they tended to complement each other as a duo.
“What if it is true, though?” Snails finally asked.
Snips stopped dead in his tracks. He hadn't even considered that. Then he shook his head angrily. “No, it can't be! It's just a dumb rumor. Do you honestly think the Great and Powerful Trixie would demean herself to just fuck anyone for a 5 bit lunch?”
Snails grimaced. “Not really, no. If there was anything to it, I'd expect her price to be higher.”
The smaller of the two boys glared angrily at his friend. Since their last growth spurt Snails towered even farther above him while Snips only ever seemed to grow horizontally to his chagrin.
“I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Our mentor isn't some cheap carnival whore! She'd never stoop so low, even when her show didn't have any fans,” he said, starting to walk again. “I don't believe for a minute that she did it with Featherweight during her stay here last year. Also it was cider season and his father let him try a mug. He probably just got drunk and dreamed the whole thing up.”
“But wouldn't it be awesome, if it was true?” Snails was staring into the distance. “Have you never wondered what it would be like? Why else would you keep her glamor shots hidden under your bed?”
“Eww, don't be gross. I'd never do that! I have too much respect for Trixie to dishonor her like this.” It was a blatant lie of course. Snips cursed his friend for knowing him so well. Yes, he had masturbated to her photos, dreamed of what it would be like. What growing boy wouldn't at his age? But he knew that Trixie was too pure for that and even if she wasn't, he would never be able to land a woman like that.
Snips was short, overweight and thoroughly unpopular with the girls. Snails had risen in popularity with the other sex at school recently, though. But Snips was reasonably sure that nothing more than kisses had been exchanged with the two different girlfriends he'd had for a short time.
Before long they reached the backstage area of the fair grounds, where Trixie had set up for her three performances. They spotted her surrounded by three men. “And make sure you check the fireworks for safety. Trixie does not want a repeat of what happened in Manehattan last month.”
She had really come a long way since her humble beginnings with just a cart and a road show. Nowadays she traveled with a portable stage that required some work to assemble and disassemble plus she was being booked for major venues across all Equestria.
They were all listening attentively and taking notes as she went over PR and scheduling stuff. Snips really admired seeing her like this. On top of being a performer she also had to deal with issues like these, control her staff and she never showed any sign of fatigue during any of her shows.
Noticing the pair, she dismissed her subordinates with the words “That'll be all for now.” and waved them over with a smile.
She grinned at the two of them. “If it isn't my two biggest fans. How have you been? I heard you won another talent night with your own magic show.” Trixie never spoke of herself in the third person around them anymore, a sign that she had come to trust them and was comfortable enough around them to drop the act.
“Aww, shucks, it was nothing, Ms. Trixie,” Snails said with a blush. “It's nothing compared to your show.”
“Oh, don't be so modest, you two.” She gave them a wink that sent both the boys' hearts fluttering. “Who knows? If you continue practicing, maybe the three of us can do a show together one day.”
“That would be a dream come true,” Snips said enthusiastically.
Trixie giggled, something she would have never done a few years ago. Though she loathed to admit it, her encounters with Twilight Sparkle and her friends had changed her and for the better. It had given her the confidence to be more honest with herself and accept the fact that her magic was different from Twilight's. Where Twilight was a scholar, she had been born for show business and there was nothing wrong or inferior about it. Once she had accepted that fact, her show improved by leaps and bounds. The Great and Powerful Trixie was still the persona she put on for the show, but her new outlook on life had opened up a plethora of new possibilities away from the stage.
“So what brings you by?” she asked. “The first show isn't until tonight. Did you get more of my fan articles you want signed? Or were you hoping to catch a sneak peek at one of my new tricks perhaps?”
Snips looked over at his friend nervously, giving him a nod. Then he offered the paper bag to Trixie. “We thought we could bring you some lunch.” He blushed. “Uhm, … here's a slab of meat with extra cheese.”
Trixie looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Oh?”
Now Snails also offered her his drink. “And a sweet, succulent soda to wash it down with,” he said, using the exact words Featherweight had told them to repeat.
The innuendo wasn't lost even on the pair of eighteen-year-olds, considering the nature of the rumor. It seemed pretty blunt. But that was the rumor going around. Apparently this was all you had to do to lose your virginity.
“Well, in that case thank you very much,” Trixie said with a smile and took the food while lifting the cup with her magic, not giving any indication that they had said anything indecent just now. “I'm starving.”
Snips calmed down as his idol sat down on the edge of the stage and began drinking from the straw. So it was just a rumor after all. Though he had to admit, seeing her like this, that fact made him a little sad.
He watched her pink lips as they closed around the straw and drank. He had always been fascinated by her unearthly beauty, but being so close to her now he noticed the little things. Like the way her perfectly styled hair refracted the sunlight or the way her short skirt hugged her gorgeous hips. Her breasts always seemed like they would pop out of the skimpy top of her costume, but only now did he realize what effect the thigh-high boots with heels had on him.
Obviously the old rule of 'sex sells' was true for any part of the show business. But that didn't make Trixie an easy girl. It just meant that she was willing to go the extra mile to please her audience. But there was no way in Snips' mind that she would take it that far.
He heard Snails gulp and glanced over at him. He was also watching Trixie as she began to eat the burger as if enthralled. Then he noticed the bulge in his pants. Snips was about to admonish his friend for having such dirty thoughts in a situation like this, but then his eyes drifted back to Trixie's gorgeous body and he could feel a tightness in his own pants as he watched her take a bite, chew slowly while making a pleased moan about the taste and then swallow. How in Equestria could watching somebody eat be that erotic?
“Hmm, that was good,” Trixie exclaimed, having finished eating and floating the garbage over to a trash can with her magic. “I'll say one thing for Ponyville. You do make good food here.”
“I guess so,” Snips said with a self-deprecating laugh, slapping his belly. “I'm the living proof.”
Trixie grinned at him with a suggestive glance. “That only means there's that much more of you to love.” Then she did something that sent the two boys into open-mouthed shock. She stood up and popped open the single button that held her top together in front of her breasts. Even more shockingly she wasn't wearing a bra, so the full glory of her bare mounds was plainly visible to them. She put one hand on her hip and asked: “So, which one of you wants to go first? Or would you rather both do it at the same time?”
Snails obviously needed some time to process this development while Snips was simply stunned. He hadn't believed it. But here was the undeniable proof. Featherweight had been right all along.
The magician looked at them with a questioning glance. “What's wrong? This is what you wanted, right? You were pretty specific about using the code words.” After they still hadn't answered her, understanding began to dawn on her. “Ah, I see. You didn't think it was true, but you decided to go ahead and give it a try anyway. Is that it?”
They could only nod dumbly.
“Hm, I get that sometimes.” She took a few steps closer and since she was a head taller, her breasts were now right in front of Snips' face. “But now that we're here, do you want to take advantage of this situation or not?”
There was an internal battle raging within Snips. He didn't really want to believe that his beloved Trixie was that kind of woman. He had come here to prove otherwise, but the tightness in his pants was getting uncomfortable by this point. Unable to resist nature, he nodded.
“Good,” Trixie said with a warm smile that almost gave him a heart attack and took his hand, placing it on her mound. “You've never touched a woman's body before, have you? Get a good feel for it.”
Gently she guided his hand by the wrist, making him rub her in a circular motion. The sensation he felt was indescribable. The flesh was so soft and bouncy, conforming to his palm.
“Can I do it as well?” Snails asked timidly, drawing closer.
“Of course,” Trixie agreed readily.
Unlike Snips he didn't need any guidance, grabbing a tit and rubbing it, trying to get as much of a feel of it as possible, even though he wasn't able to fit it all into his palm. Then he pinched her nipple.
Trixie moaned softly and both boys stopped, not sure whether that action had hurt her. “Go on,” she urged, setting their minds at ease. “That was very good.”
Taking some confidence from that, Snips moved his head forward and began sucking on her nipple. He still didn't want to believe that this was really happening. But even if this was all just a dream or an illusion, he didn't want to miss out on any of it.
“Alright then,” Trixie giggled, her hands moving down their bodies. “Let's see what little boys are made of. Snips and Snails.” She cupped their groins each in one hand, causing them both to groan. “And dog's tails.”
Kneeling down in front of them, she unzipped their flies ever so slowly, taking the time to rub them over their underwear.
“Wait, don't,” Snips protested weakly, when she reached in to take hold of his member and pulled it out. “Please don't laugh.”
He stood there blushing and closing his eyes. He hadn't seen any other beside his own, so he had no basis for comparison, but he was fairly sure that it wasn't anything special and to top it all off he had phimosis. He was prepared to endure a sarcastic remark. What he wasn't prepared for was the feeling of Trixie's soft lips making contact with his penis.
Snips looked down, staring deeply into the purple eyes of the magician who was smiling at him. “Don't be embarrassed. It's perfectly lovely.”
“Really?” Snips was dumbfounded. He'd always been afraid that the first girl to see him naked would simply laugh at him. To think that it would be his idol and that she would actually compliment him. He glanced over at Snails who was already getting a hand-job and groaning in pleasure. It just wasn't fair. He was hung compared to him.
“Hey,” Trixie told him, getting his attention back. “Have confidence in yourself. There's nothing wrong with you. Your dick is fine just the way it is and there's no reason to compare yourself to anyone.”
“Hah,” he groaned. Her breath was tickling his member while she spoke. Seeing her like this, kneeling before him and handling his dick, he could no longer help but see her in a different light. “Why are you doing this, Ms. Trixie?”
Her face became sad for a moment. “Because boys your age are often self-conscious and it can have a negative effect on you, if you don't come to accept yourself and your shortcomings.” She sighed. “I know. I had to learn that lesson the hard way and it took a certain someone to show me the way. I've become a happier person since then and I want to share that with others.”
There it was. This was the Trixie he knew and idolized. She did this because she cared, an angel in a magician's costume.
Putting thoughts of the past out of her mind, she smiled up at him wickedly. “Also I love getting fucked by virgin cocks.”
Well, a slutty angel, Snips admitted to himself. But was this really so bad? She had dispelled his fears so easily with only a few words and she made no secret of her true feelings. That's what he admired about her, that confidence to be herself.
Snips soon found himself panting as she moved her delicate hand up and down along his hard shaft. Sticking out her tongue, she expertly wiggled it past his foreskin, teasing his tip with practiced movements.
She looked up at them again with a serious expression. “I was hoping you two would come to me one of these days. I've treated you so badly while I was under the influence of the alicorn amulet and even after that you still came to my performances. I've been trying to think of a way to repay you ever since. So, as my apology, I'll let you do anything you want with my body today. What's it gonna be?”
The two friends looked at each other and then back at Trixie. “Then can you take it into your mouth?” Snips was the first to make up his mind.
“Sure.” She smiled back at him and then turned to Snails. “What about you?”
He grimaced. It was obvious that he was thinking about asking the same thing, but was too slow to say it. “Can I … you know … put it in?”
Trixie smiled and stood up. She rolled up her skirt. “Of course. That's what sex is all about, isn't it?” Slowly she removed her panties and the two boys gasped at their first sight of a real pussy.
Snips was kicking himself mentally for not thinking about asking for this himself as she sat down on the the edge of the stage again, spread her legs wide and spread her labia with two fingers.
Snails gulped and positioned himself between her legs, taking his member into one hand and rubbing the tip against her womanhood. “It's so wet.”
She beckoned Snips closer and he moaned as her soft lips closed around his member. The feeling was unlike anything he'd ever felt before.
Seeing this display before him, the taller of the two guys pushed himself into Trixie's waiting sex with a groan.
Her moaning in response to the penetration sent a shiver up Snips' spine as he felt her mouth and tongue press down everywhere along his member.
“Ohhh, this is amazing,” he groaned, putting one hand on Trixie's head as she began to bob her head up and down with wet slurping noises.
It was an incredible thing for him to behold. For years he'd secretly dreamed about it. But seeing his goddess actually take their two virgin cocks at the same time and moaning in lust was far more than his inexperienced libido could handle.
Snails was also groaning in between ragged breaths, the new sensation sending him rapidly towards the edge as his hips developed a mind of their own, thrusting deeply into Trixie with slapping noises.
“Pull out before you cum,” Trixie told him, momentarily letting Snips' member go. “It's not polite to do it inside without permission.”
“Yes, Ms. Trixie,” he confirmed, his features contorting in the face of the impending climax.
Trixie went to work on Snips with renewed vigor, sucking him off even stronger than before. “Oh, I'm cumming,” he said, but Trixie didn't pull back. Obviously she wanted him to fill her mouth.
That realization hit him so hard that he began to thrust his hips forward as well, wanting nothing more than to make her drink it.
Snails pulled out and took his member into his hand, stroking it rapidly and aiming for Trxie's belly. With a groan his hot seed began to spew out in spurts, arching through the air and staining her flawless skin.
Snips felt his body tighten and grabbed Trixie's head harder. Unable to hold back any longer, he shot his load into her mouth. Far from being disgusted, she drank it down happily, before letting his dick fall out of her mouth. With a smile on her lustful face, she licked it clean, hungrily lapping up the last few drops. It was the sexiest thing he had ever seen.
“We're sorry,” Snails said between ragged breaths. “We didn't mean to do it so quickly.”
Guilt began to gnaw on Snips. She had given them so much, but they had gone ahead and climaxed without her. It seemed unfair to her.
“Don't worry,” Trixie forgave them easily. “It was your first time. It's only natural for you to get carried away. Besides ...” She grinned and raised one finger, casting a spell that enveloped their now once more flaccid cocks with her purple aura. “You're young. You can go a second round.”
The two boys found themselves totally unprepared. Normally it would have taken a few minutes for them to get ready again, but Trixie's spell returned their sensitive cocks back to full glory immediately while sending a fresh new wave of excitement through their entire bodies.
She gave Snips a wink. “Ready for the real thing?”
Not trusting himself to answer without his voice getting squeaky, he nodded and switched positions with his friend.
“Snails? Want me to do it with my mouth now?”
He didn't answer immediately, obviously debating something with himself. His eyes were glued to her generous mounds. “I've heard that … you can do it with … well … with your tits as well.”
Trixie giggled. “It's called a paizuri, or tit-job if you wanna be blunt,” she educated him. “Wanna try it?”
Snails nodded vigorously and Trixie leaned back to lie on her back. She beckoned him to straddle her belly and he placed his erect cock between her boobs.
Pressing them together firmly to envelop it made him moan in anticipation. “Snips. You can go ahead whenever you're ready.”
He had been given permission and although he wanted nothing more than to thrust himself inside her, he took a moment to admire her pussy, since he had never seen one up close. He brought his face close and spread her lips. She was so wet! He could feel her tremble as he breathed against it.
“Hey, what's this?” he asked, spotting a protrusion and poking it curiously.
Trixie trembled again and this time it was accompanied by a moan. “That's the clitoris. It's very sensitive.”
Snips couldn't see her face, since Snails was blocking his view. But he still had her lewd face from before fresh in his mind and he had actually made her moan. He was able to give her pleasure with this.
Having gotten an immense boost to his confidence from that realization, he lifted up both her legs and lined himself up with her entrance. He pushed in slowly, enjoying every moment of her tight pussy enveloping and clinging to his shaft. It was so good that it almost made him cum again immediately, but he resisted the urge to shoot his baby batter into her and remained still for a moment when he had fully entered her.
He could see Snails move his hips while groaning. There was also the unmistakable sound of slurping in the air as Trixie slightly sucked on his tip every time he thrust his cock upward.
Snips began to move back and forth inside of her. Wrapping his arm around her leg, he pinched Trixie's clit with every thrust, getting rewarded with increasing moans as he did so.
He never imagined the real thing would feel like this, even as he spent the nights pleasuring himself, thinking about Trixie's gorgeous body. Her internal muscles clenched regularly, giving her hole that sweet tightness that drove him absolutely wild while fitting itself perfectly around his shaft to pleasure every spot along it.
“Oh, Ms. Trixie. It feels so good when you suck on my tip,” Snails groaned and started to pinch her nipples again as he enjoyed the soft sensation of her breasts squeezing down on his manhood.
“Yes, that's it,” Trixie screamed. “Pinch them harder. And Snips, pound my naughty pussy with your meat slab.”
It seemed so strange, hearing the person he'd always put on a pedestal talk dirty like that. His image of Trixie was forever destroyed, replaced by her lustful moans as he pushed himself deeply into her and that was fine. All he wanted to do was show his gratitude to her for this chance by making her cum as well. Leaning his upper body forward, he put more of his weight into his strokes, penetrating even deeper.
“Ahhhn! Snips, don't stop! You're hitting my G-Spot! Keep giving me that delicious virgin cock of yours!”
Invigorated even further by her words, he kept increasing his pace. Her love juices were overflowing from the spot where they were connected. His balls slapped against her rear with wet noises.
“Oh, sweet Celestia! I'm cumming! I'm CUMMMIIINNNGGG!”
Feeling her insides squeeze around him, he remembered her words from earlier and pulled out. Still wanting to stimulate her, though, he pinched Trixie's clit between his thumb and index finger, rubbing it vigorously.
He watched in amazement as her hips came up sharply and a crystal liquid gushed from her slit, drenching his cock in even more sweet love juices.
“Where do you want us?” Snails asked. Clearly he was ready to cum again as well. Snips himself could feel the pressure building inside his throbbing cock, having watched this incredibly sexy display.
“I want you to shoot it all over my face and chest!”
That was all the encouragement the two friends needed, taking a position next to her face on either side and rubbing their shafts.
“Yes,” Trixie moaned, sticking her tongue out hungrily and pushing up her breasts with her hands to catch the sperm. “Give Trixie that glorious cum-shot! Drown her body in your youthful semen.”
They both gritted their teeth and came at the same time, shooting thick strands of white jizz all over her face and boobs.
Trixie swallowed the cum that hit her tongue and smacked her lips afterward, rubbing the smelly substance over her tits and into her skin.
Exhausted, the two boys dropped to the floor next to her, panting heavily and amazed at what they had just experienced.
“That was amazing,” Trixie sighed happily. “You two are naturals at this.”
Snips and Snails were unable to say anything, grinning like two idiots.
Trixie stood up and stretched. With a wave of her finger, she cast a spell and was immediately clean again. She rearranged her wardrobe and bent down to give each of them a kiss on the forehead. “I gotta go now. See you both during the show.”
With a wink she conjured up an envelope, leaving it on Snips' chest, and left, presumably for her final run-through of the show.
Still somewhat drained, but curious nonetheless, Snips opened the letter.
“What does it say?” Snails asked.
Within the envelope were two tickets to the show, a key to a room of the hotel Trixie was staying at during her visit and a scented note:
Here's two V.I.P. tickets for tonight's show for my two most loyal fans. If you can, I'd be happy if you joined me for the aftershow party later. No need to dress up. It's just gonna be the three of us.
XOXOXO,
Trixie
P. S.: Drink plenty of fluids before you come over. It's gonna be a long night.
Author's Note
Just a short little clopfic I threw together over the last two days, since I haven't done one in a while. Let me know what you thought of it in the comments, since I'm not really sure how well it turned out.
