//-------------------------------------------------------// Out of line -by Decaying-Noise- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 I sat there sipping my orange juice and playing on the computer. Mom was cooking breakfast, I felt sorry for my mom Inkie. She could not really talk and she always gets ink everywhere. My other mom Rarity came downstairs and said, "Prim, your little friends are here, so get off the computer and go with them because Wisteria is getting dirt everywhere." I rolled my eyes and turned off the computer and went upstairs. "Hay guys, why are you here?" "Well we wanted to hang out we had not seen you in a few weeks." Said Ezekiel. "Well that's because I have been blogging non stop." Zade laughed. "No I'm serious, Hooflr is a horrible disease." "Hooflr? Isn't that where all the porn is and the fandom fights?" Said Melancholy. "Yeah, it gets pretty intense." We walked to Sugarcube corner and I was mad because I was in the middle of a fight with someone on why Tom Neighdleston is best pony. Oh well I have not been out of that basement in like a week. Mom put a fridge and microwave down there and ever since I have not left. "So why don't you stop living off of pizza rolls and have some cupcakes?" "I do not want your silly pony-cupcakes Zade." "No mom had me make some 'regular' cupcakes to sell to the public. So I thought since most of you aren't cannibals I thought Hey why don't I share these with my friends?!" "That is not even an ethical statement...your whole family should be arrested..." Said Barnabas. "Oh and yours shouldn't?" "Excuse me?! My family is royals! We run this shit!" "Oh yeah your mom sure is royal she was turned into an Alicorn!" "Okay boys that is enough!" Said Ezekiel. I rolled my eyes and ate a cupcake. My friends were so lame, and we're only friends because our parents are. I sighed as Luna came into the kitchen, she looked unwell. "Mrs. Pie? Are you okay?' She looked at me her pupils were tiny. Then i thought Oh shit we're gonna get killed by her nightmare side. "Kids, what are you doing?" "We are eating food and talking about how unethical everything Zade says is." Said Ezekiel. "Well that is just lovely, but those cupcakes we're me and Pinkamena's, and you know how she gets when you eat her food." "ZADE!" "Oopsies~" "DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?!" "No I just want to weed out the ones I don't like c: " PInkamena walked in and screamed when she saw what we were eating. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN?! GET OUT!" We all ran out of the house and went to the castle. --Ezekiel's POV-- When we made it to Barnabas' place we went up to his room but his mom stopped us. "Barnabas?" "Y-Yeah mom?" "Did I say you could bring your mangy little friends in my house?" "N-No, We'll be quite I promise mom." "Well you better, your father is working on an important assignment." We went up to his room and sat on the floor and talked the rest of the night. Link to what the characters look like: Barnabas: http://decaying-noise.deviantart.com/art/Hey-There-Baby-Are-You-A-Nurse-425239246 Prim: http://decaying-noise.deviantart.com/art/pRim-425481650 Zade & Ezekiel: http://decaying-noise.deviantart.com/art/Little-Spawns-Of-Demons-425174763 Wisteria & Melancholy: http://decaying-noise.deviantart.com/art/That-is-not-a-healthy-obsession-at-all-425841486