Gettin' Cheesy

by Pizzema Forte

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cheese Sandwich, Romance, Sex
Length: 4179

Pinkie Pie forgot to say thank you for the lovely little gift Cheese Sandwich gave her. With all her stregth, she gallops towards the setting sun to give him a nice, big thank you.

As Pinkie's staring off into the sunset as Cheese Sandwich trots away, she remembers one little detail; she forgot to thank the pony for his generous gift. She gallops with all her might to catch up to the stallion and give him a big, unforgettable gift for all his generosity.

(Takes place immediately after the events of Pinkie Pride. Spoil alert to those who have yet to see it!)

Published 2014-02-02 01:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-02 01:30:04 UTC

A Real Party

Dear Diary…

The pink pony stared at the two words before her. That was all she’d written in the purple book. What had she learned that day…?

To start, she most definitely learned not to let pride get the better of her. She really shouldn’t have felt such harsh disdain towards Cheese Sandwich just because they shared the same passion, and were both excellent at it. Even if he were better than her at partying, she should have modestly accepted it, and still knew she was great at it no matter what. She didn’t just earn three blue and yellow balloons on her flank for no reason. She barely believed it when she found out Cheese got his inspiration from him. It made her feel honored that she managed to inspire somepony else to a point of earning their special talent… she really did feel special.

With a full mind, the pink earth pony rotated the wooden pencil inside her mouth. Where to even start… That was her first journal entry, so she wanted to make it special. She could have described how she met the mysterious party pony… Or she could have even gone back further to explain how excited she was when she started planning Rainbow’s birthday. Hmmm… Maybe she could start over when Rainbow first asked her to personally throw the big bash! Ooh! Ooh! That was it! She could start the very moment she-

The party pony’s thoughts were cut off as the sound of a little, brown box sliding in front of her. Her blue eyes migrated away from the journal and up and down at the rectangular prism. It was made of wood and had shiny, gold hinges. Even as she heard a voice speak from above her, her gaze never left the box.

“Just a little memento of my visit.” She heard a familiar voice say.

Not a second later did the beautifully crafted box open. Rays of hot light temporarily blind her eyes and her hoof shot up to shield her face. With one eye half-opened she peaked behind the barrier of her protective hoof and the light faded to reveal something irreplaceably meaningful. The mare’s jaw dropped slightly agape at the sight.

“You’re giving me your special rubber chicken friend?” She asked in shock.

Cheese Sandwich turned his head away with a smile and absolutely no regret in his heart. “Oh, he’s not the only one!”

With that said, the well-dressed stallion placed another rubber chicken on his back. It landed with a squeak on a miniature saddle. Its yellow belly had a large “2” painted on it in red. Without another word to the party mare, Cheese started off down the road with a smile.

“Well, Boneless Two, another job well-done…” He said to the chicken as he walked away from the little town of Ponyville. “But it’s time we mosi along…Another town, another party…”

A small group of ponies watched in silence as their party-loving friend walked off into the bright, vermillion sunset. All wore smiles on their faces, despite the long, exhausting day they’d just faced. The long moment of silence was quickly cut off by the pink pony speaking.

“I never did get that pony’s name…” She stated with a smile. The rest seemed rather shocked at her obliviousness.

“Cheese Sandwich!” They all reminded her in a harsh unison.

The little mare giggled light-heartedly and smiled. “Oh yeah!”

The little, pink mare’s blue eyes looked skyward and her gaze made contact with the memento her new friend had left her with. It was honestly a bit ugly, but still cute in its very own way. It had red “hair” and purple circles around its buggy eyes. Its ruby body wasn’t firm, which allowed the toy to sit in an awkward hunch. She met eyes with it, and suddenly, her smile faded.

“I never thanked him!” She said in sudden realization.

A purple alicorn behind the mare raised an eyebrow. “Pinkie… I’m sure he knows how grateful you are….”

“But what if he doesn’t?” Pinkie asked as she took the present off her head and stared at it with wide eyes. She continued to ramble on. “What if he thinks I’m not grateful for his present, and then he doesn’t like me?”

“Why would he give you the present if he didn’t like you?” Rainbow reminded her, but was rudely ignored.

“What if he thinks I’m just a big mean, pony and he never wants to talk to me again?” She gasped and her nervousness grew larger by the second. “What if comes back to visit and then he doesn’t want to talk to me because I’m a big, fat meanie who didn’t even say ‘thank you’ when he gave me his rubber chicken?”

“Pinkie Pie!” Applejack started as she stamped her hoof down. “There’s no need to go thinkin’ he don’t like ya jus’ ‘cause you didn’t thank him! Ah’m sure he’d still be your frein’ if he ever came back to visit!”

Pinkie’s eyes shot towards the sunset. The stallion was becoming a smaller and smaller speck as he wondered off into the distance. Each second he grew more remote. Pinkie’s heart rate increased.

“I’m not taking any chances!” She loudly announced as she flew towards the sunset as fast as her little legs would carry her. The large group of ponies remained in one place and let out long sighs. Pinkie really needed to learn to control herself at times. Nopony else could.

“Wait! Cheese! Stop!” The mare yelled into the sunset as she galloped. Her legs and flanks ached and sweat dripped from her cheeks, brow, forehead, and muzzle. She absolutely had to stop him at all costs. “Come back!” She shouted as she ran. “I need to tell you something!”

Pinkie’s loud, high-pitched voice flatly traveled through the land. Even though her cries faded into the atmosphere, they were still loud enough to reach the traveling stallion’s ears and cause them to swivel back to get a better sound of the little, pink mare. He stood in one place when he was one hundred percent sure it was Pinkie Pie. He didn’t turn around, but did allow her to catch up.

Pinkie’s pace slowed down when she saw the little silhouette stop in its place to wait for her. Her heart rate slowly began to drop as she came closer to the stallion she desired to thank. The pink pony panted and swallowed in pints of air. Sweat poured off her forehead and onto the dusty road before her. She became beyond relief as she approached the stallion.

“Cheese Sandwich!” She said as she continued panting like a dog. “I’m…so…happy…to see you…”

The party-planner turned around smiled at the exhausted mare.

“What’s my favorite little, party pony doin’ all the way over here? Shouldn’t you be resting back at home?” he asked.

“I would, but…” Pinkie took in another large gasp of air. “I never got to thank you for this amazing gift.” She held out the cute, little chicken and smiled at the curly-maned stallion.

“That’s quite alright, Pinkie! It’s not like I gave you much time to thank me, anyhow.”

“I know, I know! But I just feel so, so bad when somepony gets me a present, and I don’t get them anything back in return! I mean, it’s just such I nice, little chicken, and can’t even imagine how hard it was for you to hand over like that! There’s no way I just can’t give you something in return!”

“It’s okay, Pinkie. I appreciate your concern, but you already gave me inspiration in life. There’s nothing more I want…”

Pinkie shook her head. “No! If I don’t do something I’d feel bad! But I don’t really have anything to give you!” The mare thought for a moment and the stallion shook his head and rolled his eyes. “Ooh! Ooh! I know!” She blurted out when a sudden thought came to her. “How about this?”

With not another word, the pink earth pony leaned in and pressed her lips against the stallion’s. Hers tasted like gumdrops and cake frosting, while the opposing pair tasted like seemingly nothing. Cheese’s green eyes shot opened and a deep, red blush smeared across his face. His heart beat sped up and his body twitched a little from the new, bold experience. Pinkie broke away after a short minute of deeply massaging the earth pony’s lips with her own. The deep crimson bled through Cheese’s natural shade of orange.

“I…” He started, lost for all words.

“No need to thank me!” Pinkie casually interrupted as if she’d done an every-day favor for him. “It’s the least I could do!”

“No…no…” He started. “That was more than a thank you… That was the first time a mare ever kissed me…” He admitted sheepishly.

“Well, I’m proud to have been your first!” She said with a charming smile. “Just think of it as a bit of compensation!”

With that, the pretty mare turned around to head home. She assumed that’d be more than enough of a thank you to remind the stallion that she was in fact his friend. She was going to simply trot away, and all the way back home before she heard a surprisingly quiet voice from behind her.

“W-wait…”

Pinkie turned around and met eyes with the blushing stallion. Her ears perked up as she gave Cheesy all the attention he desired.

“Would you do that again?” He asked quietly.

Pinkie simply shrugged and didn’t hesitate to land another sensual kiss on the stallion’s hungry mouth. She held for a good minute and slowly moved her hooves up to the stallion’s neck and wrapped them around. Cheese Sandwich made an effort to kiss back. His blush grew heavier as Pinkie tried to force her tongue deeper into the stallion’s mouth. Her pink tongue forced its way past his lips and invaded his mouth deeper, where their two tongues had a private, little party together. The stallion moaned slightly as his mouth filled with an amazing, new sensation. He was rather disappointed when the sweet-tasting mare broke away. A trail of saliva hung from both the ponies’ mouths as they separated.

“How was that?” Pinkie asked.

“I-it was amazing…”

“Yeah, sorry if I’m a bit rusty. I haven’t kissed anypony in a long time!”

“Really?” he asked, now a bit more nervous. He must have really sucked if that was her version of rusty.

“Oh yeah! The last pony I kissed was from nearly a year ago!” she stated with much emphasis.

“I must not be that good…”

“Oh, you were… decent. I mean, it was good for somepony’s first kiss! You just need a little practice, is all!”

The stallion blushed heavily. Practice? He would have loved to practice smooching with that mare. He traveled all around Equestria, and barely ever rested in one place more than a few minutes. He’d met all kinds of mares, and even though some were rather sexy, none had ever showed any interest in him as more than a friend.

“Here! Let me help you!” Pinkie suggested with a grin. “Just relax and let me do the work! It should all just come naturally from there!”

The stallion awkwardly complied as Pinkie went in for another kiss. She landed her lips upon her student's once more and he relaxed the best he could. He moaned and worked his lips against hers. He knew he was succeeding when Pinkie moaned slightly. Their lips sensually massaged against one another, and Cheese allowed his wonderful fate to go on. This time, he attempted to break the barrier and penetrate the little mare’s lips. The second Pinkie felt the lustful tongue touch her lips, she backed away. Cheese Sandwich blushed and looked at the ground. Apparently, he had messed up. He seemed rather shocked when Pinkie giggled.

“Oh, wow, slow down, party pony! You were just gettin’ used to the basics!”

“Sorry…” He apologized.

“No need to apologize…Now… How about we try something different, and more relaxed?”

Cheese hadn’t the slightest clue what she was talking about, but nodded his head anyway.

With no word or instruction, Pinkie pushed the stallion down onto the large, paved road. Her hooves gently led him onto his back and made him quite confused. Pinkie’s grin remained wide as she brought her head down and kissed her lover in the new, more comfortable position. The stallion’s blushed as the tender, sweet lips pressed against his and massaged his like a professional. She stuck her tongue into his mouth once again, feeling around her partner’s tongue, teeth, and inner mouth. The insides of his mouth tasted like punch and potato chips from the party he’d recently thrown. She moaned as he kissed back, now putting in more of an effort than he did before. Their eyes closed as they became lost in the endless, sweet moment. The broke away and reconnected a multitude of times. Their DNA mixed and swapped mouths as they made out on the lonely, open path.

After kissing for a few minutes, Cheese Sandwich felt something… unusual. Something he’d felt before, but never for the same reason. The stallionhood between his legs was tingling in lust. The stallion blushed and broke away. The last thing he wanted to do was be caught with an erect member.

“I…I think I should just be going… my cheesy sense told me there was a party in Fillydelphia I should get to. Can’t stall on my duties…”

“Oh, don’t be silly!” Pinkie chimed, keeping his shoulders firmly locked against the ground. “Fillydelphia’s only a forty-five minute trot away from here!”

With that, Pinkie pressed her lips against the stallion’s again and again. He blushed heavily as he felt his hardening cock slipping out of his sheathe. There had to be some way out of that….

Suddenly, Cheese Sandwich turned his head and received a warm, wet kiss on his rosy cheek.

“Hey! What gives?” The mare asked.

“Pinkie!” He started. “I-I really need to go! It’s imperative!”

“Why?” She asked curiously.

Just the face the beautiful mare was over him with that large smile and her area so close to his… that feeling alone encouraged the inevitable growth of his dick. It grew and grew until it lightly brushed Pinkie’s belly. Cheese Sandwich gulped as the mare’s blue eyes went wide in realization.

“Ohhh!” She sang, looking down between their bellies. “That’s why!”

“Y-yeah….” Cheese confirmed as his entire face lit up red. “N-now I think it’d be a good idea to l-let me go…”

Pinkie smiled. It was so cute when he was shy and embarrassed.

“What would be the fun in that?” She asked with a smile. “You expect me to let a perfectly-good opportunity like this go to waste?”

The stallion blushed. He’d never been kissed until that night, but this was completely different! Sex was a level he hadn’t been prepared to venture to!

“I…I…I don’t know, Pinkie…”

“Oh, come on! You love parties! Why not have our own personal party right here?”

Cheese Sandwich looked up at the mare in doubt and confusion. His usual confidence had completely flown out the window. “Why are you doing this?” he asked.

“’Cause I can!”

The stallion was even more confused. Whatever reasoning it may have been, he didn’t see the mare’s logic. Maybe it was because she still felt obligated that she owed him something. Maybe it was simply because at that moment and time, it seemed rather perfect. She only knew that she wanted it. She was attracted to him; his beautiful eyes, adorable smile, and lean, orange body. It all seemed so right to her, and she may have never been blessed with the opportunity again.

Pinkie dismounted from the position she was in, lingering above her partner. She stared at the stallion with a cute smile, and once she was completely off him, he crossed his legs to try and hide his erect member.

“Awe, don’t be shy!” Pinkie encouraged.

“I-I’m not… “ the stallion argued.

“Well… if you’re really not, then undo those legs of yours and show me!”

Cheese Sandwich blushed heavily as he undid his legs. His member was slowly revealed, and was quite hard as it lightly throbbed against his own will. Pinkie licked her lips upon setting eyes on it.

“Wow!” She said in amazement. “You’re pretty big for such a little guy!”

Just like Cheese’s body as a whole, for what he lacked in thickness, he made up for in height. His cock must have been at least sixteen inches tall when it was fully erect.

“Thanks…” He said, looking away at the nearby ground.

Pinkie took the reins of the opportunity ahead of her and lied next to the stallion with her head near his belly. She stared at the marvelous beauty of a cock. With a then lust-filled heart, she smiled and gently stroked his hardened staff. Cheese let out a soft moan from the touch. He’d never had a mare touch him there. The whole experience was far too unbelievable.

“Ooh! You get excited so easily…” Pinkie teased.

The stallion didn’t respond. He only relished in the moment as the pink earth pony rubbed her hoof up his genitalia and caused a sudden rush up his body. She giggled and gave it another stroke to get the feel.

“Yeah…I’m pretty sure this’ll work…”

Cheese blushed as the mare removed her hoof from his shaft. Maybe it wasn’t too late to rebel against the idea.

“Pinkie…” Cheese started.

“Yeah?”

Before the stallion could get another word off his lips, Pinkie gave his rod a quick lick.

“N-nothing!” The stallion said in an unusually shrill voice. His hard cock throbbed and yearned for the mare’s little tongue to again lick him.

Pinkie granted the wishes within the stallion’s mind. She gave his tender cock one nice, long lick from his balls, all the way to his very tip. Cheese Sandwich shuddered in pleasure craved more. Pink gave his firm cock three more long licks. When she placed her tongue at the stallion’s balls and left a long trail of saliva leading up to his head for the last time, she froze momentarily at the peak and engulfed the head in her mouth. Cheese let out a long sigh of joy as an unfamiliar sensation rocketed through his body, starting at the head of his cock. He let out a long moan as the mare suckled his head sensually. Her tongue licked along the top and received an unusual flavor every time it trailed passed the tiny hole in his cock. Little bits of tasty precum were already dripping out of his excited tip.

Pinkie moaned as she went down further and further on the juicy stallionhood. Cheese Sandwich let out long sighs and short, little moans as little jolts of bliss shot up his body. The mare made it down three more inches and her tongue played with the hard cock. It slid up and down his member and made more and more pleasure build within him. Damn, did it feel good.

“Feels…Good!” The stallion managed to choke out.

Pinkie ignored him and went down further and further. She sucked the delicious cock like a cherry lollipop. Her heart raced and her muffled moans become louder. The stallion let out little grunts as the pink mare pleased him effortlessly. He bit his lower lip as he felt an orgasm approaching him within the little time.

“I-I’m gonna…explode…”

That’s the moment Pinkie pulled her head up. Cheese Sandwich let out a long breath. His teased cock twitched and glistened with precum and Pinkie’s saliva. He was left a bit disappointed, but was still grateful, even if that was all he’d receive.

“Sorry!” Pinkie chimed. “I kinda got carried away! I was hoping we could finish together!”

“Alright…” was the only response from the stallion’s mouth. It was also new to him, yet so amazing…

“Alright, so…” The pony’s eyes scanned for something they could use. “Aha! See that rock over there?”

Along the empty road were sides. Most of them were barren and empty of any life. Some carried old rocks and dried up plants, but nothing more. The rock Pinkie had pointed out was gray with a flat back to it.

“Yeah.”

“Go lean up against it.” She asked kindly with a wide grin.

Cheese didn’t hesitate to comply. He made his way over to the deserted area and leaned up against a lonesome rock. He sat up straight with his still-erect stallionhood standing up, harder than the rock supporting his back. Pinkie had followed closely behind him with a heavily-thumping heart. Pinkie positioned her hindquarters inches above Cheese Sandwich’s cock and wrapped her hooves around his neck. She leaned in for a kiss. The moment their lips locked, Pinkie lowered herself slowly. The stallion tensed up as the warm, wet marehood hugged his dick tightly. His tip slipped in with a pop and Pinkie let out a soft moan as the hard cock filled her insides and scrapped against her stiffening clit. She lowered herself further and further until she was sitting on the stallion’s lap with his full, hard length inside her warm, wet pussy. To Cheese, her entrance was tight and generously drowned his cock in the warm, lustful pleasure. He moved his hooves down to the mare’s balloon-tattooed flanks and gave them a gentle squeeze.

“Are you ready for a real party?” Pinkie Pie ask with lustful eyes.

“You betchya!”

Slowly to start, Pinkie started lifting herself up and down in the pony’s lap. Her warm, vaginal lips hugged his member and stroked it in a tight embrace. Cheese Sandwich let out a long moan as Pinkie started riding him. Oral was nothing compared to having his cock engulfed in the pony’s hot pussy. Pinkie moaned as the cock rubbed against her clit and filled her once empty insides. She gripped onto the stallion’s neck as she continued to bob up and down, faster and faster. Pinkie let out little moans and gasps as pleasure filled her steadily.

Unlike Pinkie, Cheese Sandwich was practically racing towards his orgasm. He’d gone from a delicate tongue playing with his cock, to having the tight walls of a well-developed mare squeeze around his member. He’d been on edge when she finished orally pleasing him, but this was far more pleasurable, and the deep, sweet feeling hit him like a ton of bricks. He held back the urge to let all his seed out at the very moment. Pinkie did say she wanted to finish together…

As Pinkie grew deeper and deeper into sweet, delectable pleasure, her speed increased. Sweat dripped off her forehead and she harshly bit her lower lip as she rode the sexy stallion. She let out short moans and smiled as jolts of bliss rippled through her body.

“Ugh…that feels…ngh! Good!”

Cheese Sandwich internally agreed as he tried hard not to let his balls explode under the wonderful pressure. He moaned out and buried his hooves into the pony’s flanks further and further. He’d never felt anything quite like it in his life.

Pinkie gained speed even further. Her flanks and legs burned from the intense workout and her body trembled. She let out grunt after grunt as she bobbed faster and faster. Sweat dripped off her nose and she felt the pleasure rising steadily within her.

“I-I don’t have much longer!” She announced in a shout.

Cheese Sandwich was quite relieved to hear that. He’d do anything to be able to release his built-up orgasm. He swallowed down spit and bit his lip as he tried hard to restrain himself. It felt so, so amazing, yet beautifully burned within his sac.

With several more up and down hops, Pinkie finally closed her eyes and let out a strong release. The moment the poor stallion knew it was okay, his cock erupted like a volcano. Liters and liters of hot, sticky fluids filled Pinkie’s marehood and made her let out a cute, girly scream. The hot sap coated her inner walls thoroughly. She was left panting with sweat glistening off her forehead and tired, half-opened eyes.

After a minute of just sitting there, absorbing the moment, Pinkie rose from the stallion’s lap. Long strands of sticky, yellow seed connected their genitalia as they broke apart. Cheese’s limp dick fell out and returned to its sheathe. The stallion wore a goofy smile on his face and was beyond satisfied with the wonderful round of sex.

“Now that was a party!” Pinkie chimed.

The stallion weakly nodded in agreement. Pinkie sat next to the Cheese Sandwich and smiled at him.

“You know…this was a pretty awesome day; Rainbow’s birthday, making a new friend, and now this…”

Cheese smiled and continued panting. “Yeah… I-It was really nice…”

Pinkie giggled and wrapped her hoof around the stallion. “I now know what I’m going to write in the journal…”