short story saga: Crusading for trouble
Deep away, in Sweet Apple Acres a secret organization was formed! They call themselves the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! They may seem as harmless as a flower but inside they are PONIES.....Who are spies. Their job is to protect the world from the clutches of of the many sinister forces. Such as, Dragons, Manicures, Mud Puddles, Changlings, Discord, Nightmare Moon, Trixie, Diamond Dogs, That one frog Flutter shy killed and TWO PRE SCHOOL BULLIES!!!!! All of those rivals to defeat while still handing in their homework on time!
!!!!!!!THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!!!!
SCOOTALOO:
Scootaloo is a brave and athletic filly who can do any thing between breathing and eating a sandwich, A TOMATO ONE! Even though she has a ear piercing bad singing voice she still is one of the best and loyalists spies the agency has ever had. On most missions she is used as the get away.
SWEETIE BELLE:
Sweetie Belle is a prissy unicorn who will do anything for the team except getting dirty. You might say she takes after her sister. Such a shame she had to kill her. Most conversations with her end with you falling asleep, this is when she literally stabs you in the back. On most missions she is used as the information gatherer.
APPLE BLOOM:
Apple Bloom is a sneaky trouble maker who specializes in traps. She is very good squeezing every little detail out of ponies. On most missions she is used as the trap setter or the eye in the sky
BAB SEED:
Babs is a skilled hacker and a robotics exspert. She also enjoys long walks on the beach and is compatable with earth ponies. On most missions she is the stay behind.
Without this small group of fillies Equestria would crumble beneath Queen Luna's hooves (Queen Luna was not a joke. Luna is best pony!). This club is so secret that you need to kill a family member to get in. This club is so secret that only 7 fillies and 14 ponies know about it! This club is so secret that there is a build board about it in town square!! THIS CLUB IS SO SECRET THAT THERE IS A STORY ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some say putting the fate of Equestria in some five year old's hooves is foolish when they themselves approve of putting it in a sixteen year olds hooves. They are the foolish ones! I laugh at them! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!
But today's mission is the most important one yet! MISSION MATH TEST!
"Now crusaders this mission is highly dangerouse, are you sure your up to the task?" Asks babs.
"We eat danger for snack time!" Says Scootaloo flatly stomping her hoof
"Here are your walkie talkies now with better sound! Bought at all good toy stores!"
"COME ON GIRLS! C.M.C UNITE!!!!!" Shouts Apple Bloom as they all frees frame in the air. Babs simply walks away, she never really understood how they did that.
They all hopped into the C.M.C ship (Scootaloo's wagon and scooter) and made their way to the school. They all got in their positions. Scootaloo by the jungle gym with the the ride, Apple Bloom on the roof and Sweetie Belle out side the door
Quickly the young unicorn snuck in the school house looking around for any other fillies or Colts. She trotted carefully over to Cheeriles desk to find the test papers. Suddenly her walkie talkie went off. "SWEETIE BELLE! GET OUT OF THERE QUICK! CODE RED, I REPEAT CODE RED! THE TEACHER IS COMING!" Shouts Apple Bloom threw the machine.
"Sorry I'm too deep in to go back I'll be fine. Don't worrie-" She says dropping her walkie talkie. There standing in the doorway was her pony teacher! Panicked she pulled out a toy gun and pointed it at her.
"Cheerily, I'll let you go if you get me the math test anwsers!" Said Sweetie Belle
"SWE-" She had already shot her teacher in the head and grabbed the papers.
She signaled to her fellow spies and the jumped into the ride. As they rolled away they said to themselves "Mission Accomplished!"
!!!!!!!!THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!!!!!!!
Many adventures have been had by these fillies. Like that time when they saved discord from a well. Or that time when they looked after all of the pets or that time when they all became alicorn princesses and saved Eqestria from evil tail eating zombies. Oh and their best adventure. When they baked that cake. Blessed by Queen Luna herself they are our saviors ,better than the bearers of the elements of harmony, they even know Cheese Sandwich! They are the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile far far far away there lived a goat who liked cheese and tamatos. Little did that sheep know he was about to be flicked away by a huge dragon. And then out of nowhere a huge dragon came along and flicked the cow away. He flew and flew and flew a very long way until he landed in Equestria. The elephant liked Equestria. All of its buzzy bees and it's huge houses. He wondered into the club house of the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS were he became president of the organization and turned it into a dog food business.
"Hey! We're spies not dog food makers" said Scootaloo
"And can you stick to one animal please? Gout, Sheep, Cow, Elephant? It's confusing" complained Sweetie Belle
Well okay. The C.M.C discovered their special talents were scraping up trash so they became bin ponies
"HEY!"
What you dont like bin ponies? Or maybe you don't want your CUTIE MARKS!!!!! You don't deserve to be in this fan fiction!
"No we want our CUTIE- hey what did you just say about a fan fiction?"
Who me?
"Yes you who else could it be?"
Maybe Sweetie Belle said it
"NO, I did no suck thing!"
Well it wasn't me. How are you even hearing me? Are you a gypsy?!
"No were just reading of this site called... fimfiction.. HEY!!!!"
THE END