If Ponies Were Trolls

by ssssssssssssss

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 895

The mane 6 discovers the internet. What else do they do but troll haters of ponies and look at memes while all the same breaking the 4th wall.

The mane 6 are bored. They go on the internet, and what else but hilarity and breaking of the 4th wall occurs? Laugh out loud at their sins and hilarity of idiotness of the wonders of the internet.
Find out what might happen if they cause trouble everywhere and troll haters…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-22 05:50:18 UTC

Trolling Haters and Friends(and maybe the readers)

Dear Princess Celestia,

There is some weird ponies on a screen called a computer, and inside it is called an Internet, and there's also a voice inside my head that tells me what to write and say as I am right now- Pinkie told me. Anyway, there's a site called YouTube where ponies and humans post videos and there's some haters of us ponies, and a fanbase called bronies, so what should we do?

Your bucking faithful student, Twiloght Sporkle

"Alright Spike, send it!" said Twilight as she clicked the laptop mouse with her magic, looking on YouTube, commenting back to pony haters.

The purple dragon huffed a whisp of green fire, sending the letter to the banana loving Princess ruler.

"Twilight, what are you typing in reply?" Spike asked, looking over the alicorn's shoulder.

"Well, she said, "This video is fer gay people" and I replied, "Then why did you waste yer time commenting?" chuckled Twilight evilly.

"That's not how ya troll!" said Rainbow Dash as she burst through the door.

"Pfft bwahahahaha!" she laughed, falling on the ground.

"Rainbow, what website are you on- Mother of Celestia....is that...*gulp* me and you...kissing?!" gulped Twilight, falling out of her chair.

"Hahahaha! Classic Deviantart! Ship pics from the fandom!" snorted Spike.

"Ooh! Tell the narrator to write Celestia trolling!" yelled Pinkie.

Celestia was trolling Luna again, making her eat bananas purposely and such. She was also writing all the ship fics.

Luna was watching Markiplier when an ad for FiMFiction popped up. She clicked on it, but her laptop crashed and she was like, "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!"

Celestia was making a video called "I'm a Banana" and yeah, that ended bad.

And the mature content wasn't on FiMfiction and the mane 6 saw some pretty bad fics.

Anyway, they saw Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball video and were scarred, saw memes of them everywhere and how annoyed people get about it, saw PMVs of them, all that stuff. But they should've never watched Twilight's Artic Adventure or looked at Tumblr. Twilight, however loved Twilicane and Rainbow loved the Rainbow Smirk jokes.

But they were still having fun all the same, except for when some played CoD and raged due to hackers and just how bad they were.

Even Spike was a noob.

But can this be made into a ship fic? Just kidding, never listen to the narrator.

They also saw all the cosplayers and some got trolled. Rainbow Dash may personally love Fluttershy, as we heard the fandom say.

That sentence is so off topic, so let's troll some more.

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the glorious ashes falling down from the sky sun shining down and along with the Mane 6, and CMC were just hanging, until Pinkie found a random mustache and was like: Ermahgerd! but then everypony else was like OH HELL NO!

then some shit went down then.

"Twilight used Twilicane on Pinkie! It was super affective!"

Pinkie dropped her mustache and was like come back...

Then, Rainbow drop kicked Twilight who looked so swaggy and Twilightlicous with her mustache, but was angee and so she used hurricane and it was super effective, but then it was down to Princess Luna and Celestia on the moon for no reason and they froze time and fought over the mustache for hours until time unfroze and a nuke went off, but Ponyville was actually on the moon, so it didn't effect them anyway.

The ponies fought and fought, sisters turning on sisters, and such. But then, Applejack held up the mustache in success, but Scootaloo was thrown at her in a KFC bucket and was knocked out.

Then, Princess Luna sent Princess Celestia to Mars, while she fought Twilight and the others, and then they all decided to have a dance off.

It went like this

and this but then Scootaloo was like "I believe I can fly!" but then she hit a wall.

Then Adele was all like, "LET THE CHICKEN FALL!" but then haters were like, "NOOOO!"

The haters were being overrun by Bronies and Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball along with bananas and Brony videos and memes.

Why, even Miley Cyrus hates Justin Bieber but what does that have to do with anything?

Yes, Miley helps the bronies. Go ahead, critics, hate all ya want.

Anyway, the whole world exploded due to Smile HD Pinkie again, and yeah.

Then bananas blew up the world. The end. Wait, no. I'm not done. Nopony survived. Maybe Celestia did, and Miley. Maybe Luna. Idk. I'm just the narrator. Don't be hatin. And they went on Vine while terrible puns ensued.

LOL. No.

I was just kidding about Ponyville on the moon.

So, Celestia sent everypony to the moon. With only bananas to eat.

But then Twilight came back and they had a trolling affair with terrible puns and fighting.

And thus, ponies took selfies because I was only joking about them all being destroyed. What a cliche plot...The ponies shall go on Instagram and Facebuck- Facebook. Nope, I can't even.. just no.

Anyway....everypony died. The end. Wait. No. Hold on...*types* okay..and all peace was returned to Equestria when all technology was burned; all thanks to Celestia.

And that's how I got banned from FiMfiction and stopped dating Nicolas Cage.