Happy Hearts and Hooves day Discord!

by Chloe The Great

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Discord, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 8381

Twilight has nothing to do on the up-coming Hearts and Hooves day. She usually stays inside, because the worst thing possible happens that month. every pony just thinks she needs a break from all things friendship and fun. Hopefully that's all i

If you favorite this, it has to mean you like it rightttttt??? :twilightsheepish:

Twilight has nothing to do on the up-coming Hearts and Hooves day. She usually stays inside, because the worst thing possible happens that month. She doesn't come out of her library in February and never really intends too. Discord wants to try and see if Twilight really trusts him enough. This time, luckily, Princess Cadence won't be there. Little does he know what happens, every pony just thinks she needs a break from all things friendship and fun. Hopefully that's all it is....

Published 2014-02-02 04:40:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-08 21:12:06 UTC

Twilight Stocks Up

Twilight Sparkle

    Twilight was covered head to hoof in a cloak with a hood. She grabbed a big bag of apple chips and frantically searched the aisles of the store for her "Major-Stock-Up-List". She was stocking up on food for Hearts and Hooves day, only 1 week ahead. It wasn't a party, as many others were stocking up for. Twilight had never told her friends what she did all month long in her library. She didn't even have Spike assist her during that time.

    She asked very kindly from Rarity to take Spike for the month. Spike never even noticed she stayed in her library that long, too caught up with staying in the presence of Rarity.

    The purple mare sighed as she crossed the last item off her list.

    "Finally, now to get home to-" Twilight began to say, but ran into Fluttershy.

    "Oh my, I'm so sorry Twilight! Are you okay?" Fluttershy apologized sincerely. Twilight Sparkle smiled and nodded her head. As she began to get up, she glanced beside her friend. Discord was besides her looking at his claws.

    "What brings you guys here?" Twilight said between clenched teeth and looked quickly away from Discord.

    "Oh, we're just here for some vegetables and such for the animals," Fluttershy said with a warm smile. She then noticed Twilight's uncomfortable mood. "Uh, are you okay Twilight?"

    "What? Yes!" Twilight smiled nervously. "Can you leave me and Fluttershy real quick, Discord?” Twilight turned to Discord. Discord's eyes popped open at the call of his name.

    "Oh, sure," Discord mumbled and walked off.

    Discord walked 4 aisles away from Twilight and Fluttershy. He leaned against a rack of chocolate bars.

    "Don't you wonder what they're talking about Discord?" Pinkie asked from beside him.

    "Where'd you come from you silly pony," Discord chuckled.

    "Well, when a colt and mare love each other--" Pinkie began to say, but gasped as she saw what Discord was leaning against. She grabbed a chocolate bar and swallowed it whole, wrapper and everything.

    "What do you think they're talking about?" Discord asked Pinkie, paying no attention to her.

    "Oh, I don't know, but maybe Twilight will finally tell Fluttershy why she stays inside her house by herself all month," Pinkie said throwing another bar into her mouth. Discord's eyebrow cocked up in curiosity.

    "Alone, all month, Why?" he asked Pinkie all three questions.

    "Yep, yep, and nobody knows," Pinkie Pie answered Discord all his questions in one sentence.

    "Well, maybe Fluttershy will spill," Discord said with a shrug.

    "I doubt it, maybe you should find out yourself. It always makes stuff interesting for me," Pinkie said, and hopped off shortly after.

    Discord thought about what Pinkie had said. Alone all month locked up in the library--and not even her friends had known what she was up to. He could visit her during that month, just for the heck of it. Maybe even get to pull a move on her.

    The last time he had his chance; Cadence was in the way of his intention on Twilight. He had always wanted to see what she really was like. She always seemed closed up and nervous around him, like Discord was going to do something that would stress out her out or cause chaos. Of course he didn't blame her though, but he still didn't get that reassuring feeling that Twilight completely trusted him.

    "Let's go Discord," Fluttershy called him and interrupted his thoughts. He shook his head and ran beside Fluttershy. He tried then to read her reaction to see if he could catch what she thought of what Twilight told her.

    "So, what were you and Twilight talking about?" Discord asked trying to sound like he didn't care.

    "Oh, nothing much, the usual," Fluttershy said with a smile. Discord looked away and frowned. Damn! Looks like I won't get anything from her...

Twilight

    Twilight's library door opened with Spike's happy greeting.

    "Hey Twilight, Am I going to Rarity's next week?" Spike asked Twilight with the brightest smile she had seen this month. Twilight stumbled with the amount of groceries she held on her back and groaned every step she took. Spike hurried to her side and helped her.

    "Thanks Spike and yes. You should probably pack," Twilight answered Spike while plopping all the groceries on the kitchen floor.  Spike pointed to an over-stuffed bag on the living room couch. Twilight Sparkle couldn't help but smile and hug Spike.

    "I'm so excited! Maybe this time I will be able to confess my love for her!" Spike swooned and sighed. Twilight giggled and ruffled Spike's scales with her hoof.

    "Well good luck little stallion," Twilight said with a warm smile. She took off her hood and folded it neatly into a square.

    "Hey, Twi, how come you stay in the library by yourself all month?" Spike asked Twilight. She looked at him nervously and thought to herself what she should say.

    "It's a secret, I'll tell you one day. Promise," Twilight mumbled the last part and pressed her lips together. Spike nodded in understanding. He was always the most understanding.

    Spike poured hot water into two cups and put tea-bags in each. Twilight sat at the table as Spike set the cups on the table carefully. Twilight sighed and let the hot water slip down her throat. She sighed and leaned into the chair.

    "You like it? Zecora said it was a good mix for relaxation," Spike said while beginning to take his first sip. Twilight nodded.

    "So Spike, I got you that new comic-book. This time, from a regular comic store," Twilight said while looking through her saddle-bag. Spike squealed and hopped up and down in his chair.

    "Thanks, Twilight!" Spike thanked her. She smiled.

    "No problem," Twilight chuckled. Then she heard Spike make a 'oh yeah!' sound and looked at him confused. "What is it?"

    "I'm not trying to sound mean, Twilight, but you should get out for Hearts and Hooves and maybe go out with somepony; anypony really," Spike told her. Twilight pouted and put a hoof on her cheek.

    "I wish I could..." Twilight sighed. "But there is a reason why I spend February in the library..."

Twilight's Past

Twilight's Past

Twilight

    "Thanks again Rarity, this really means a lot," Twilight thanked Rarity with a warm smile.

    "No problem darling, really," Rarity insisted.

    "I'll come pick him up march first," Twilight said with appreciation still in her voice.

    "Till then sweetheart!" Rarity called after her as Twilight began to walk away from the boutique.

    Twilight Sparkle waved back and looked forward again. She resisted the urge to go to Sugar Cube Corner, not wanting to stuff her face. After one cupcake...she'd want another, and another. She continued to walk and soon found her way to her library.

    "Thank Celestia I'm home...only 12 hours more," Twilight grumbled. She took off her hood, neatly folded it into a square, and collapsed on her bed. She watched out her window as clouds and a bright sun turned into stars and a beautiful moon. Tears dripped down her eyes.

Why have you cursed me in such a way Luna? Must this go on, I will never find my true love. Twilight hid herself under her covers and let her sorrow be slept on.

Luna

    "Sister! Sister!" Luna hollered as she ran into the dining hall. Griffons and Alicorns of many looked at her oddly.

    "What is it my dear sibling?" Celestia cooed.

    "I am afraid I have done something dreadful," Luna said with a raspy tone. Celestia got up from her chair and walked slowly to her troubled sister.

    "Luna?" Celestia whispered.

    "Let's walk in the halls, I do not want the others to overhear," Luna whispered back. Guards pushed the heavy doors open for the both of them. Once they were away far enough, Luna shakily cleared her throat.

    "What it is that has troubled you so Luna?" Celestia asked while putting a hoof on her sister's shoulder.

    "Remember when I was Nightmare moon?" Luna asked still with a shaky voice.

    "Yes," Celestia hoarsely answered.

    "Well...," Luna began.

Nightmare moon, 5 years ago

    "You have passed all tests Elements, but there is one who has yet been given a test," Nightmare Moon said with a evil cackle. "Element of laughter, generosity, kindness, honesty, and loyalty have all proven themselves worthy of holding an element. But, you Twilight Sparkle, have not."

    "What nonsense are you talking of Nightmare Moon!" Twilight yelled.

    "Nonsense? I am talking of your test, Twilight Sparkle!" Nightmare howled.

    "Then give me my test!" Twilight Sparkle said with a daring voice. "I am prepared to do anything now that I have friends!"

    "Well...your friends can't help you this time!" Nightmare said with another cackle. Her horn began to glow the darkest of blue and form around Twilight's body.

    "What are you doing!?" Twilight asked her in panic.

    "Aren't you ready for anything? Because, this is your test, and if you pass it--" Nightmare Moon began to say, but felt her body tremble. "Well...perhaps I will not see to when you pass this test, but I have faith in you Twilight," Nightmare moon laughed. She held the elements in the air.

Luna, 5 years later

    "And then, Nightmare moon had known she was to be defeated, and lye a curse on Twilight Sparkle," Luna said as a tear rolled down her cheek. Celestia brought her sister closer to her in concern.

    "What curse did she lye upon Twilight?" Celestia asked her sister.

    "She gave her a curse that, in the month of Hearts and Hooves day, would make Twilight fall head over hooves in love with the first male seen," Luna hoarsely whispered. Celestia thought back to the letters her student had sent her. One's that would once a month say...

Dear Princess Celestia,

I will be in my library this whole month. I will be studying and working on spells. If possible, it would be best if I was left undisturbed.

       Your always faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

Twilight

    The sun shone through Twilight's window and awoke her. She sat up and yawned, then felt the spell's usual hormones kick in.

    "Even this early, are you kidding me?" Twilight grumbled. She hated doing the nasty stuff that all usual mares do when they have their heat cycle. But, this wasn't a heat cycle, plus--it was gross. Twilight stumbled out of bed and stumbled down the stairs.

    She finally got to the kitchen, and poured herself the biggest bowl of sugar-coated hay flakes. She poured the milk in her bowl, and very quickly ate the cereal. After the bowl of cereal she washed her dish and plopped on the couch in the living room. Her eyes lingered around the library. Any book would help her get her mind off of things.

    Twilight browsed the shelves, looking for anything of romance. Although she read a lot of non-fiction, the truth was fiction was her most favorite to read. She grabbed a book off her shelf called, "Forbidden Love". The cover consisted of a dragon and pony holding each other.

    "Sheesh, the writer must really like dragons," Twilight mumbled. "Well, can't judge a book by it's cover."

Discord

    Discord awoke with a smile. His dreams had taken him to the most farthest place in his mind. Twilight Sparkle had openly admitted that she loved him, and they had made sweet love on a grass field. Although Discord could not really feel a thing in his dreams, it was the best he had in years. Fluttershy popped her in head through the door.

    "Good morning ray of sunshine. What has you so happy?" Fluttershy giggled.

    "Just a dream I had, but your too young to understand," Discord said in his matter-of-fact voice.

    "That so? Well, I made breakfast, I suggest you get up quickly before the others get the same idea," Fluttershy chimed as she trotted away. Discord shook his head and hopped out of bed.

    "What shall I do today..." Discord asked himself while looking at his reflection. He stood in front of his bathroom mirror, messing with his messy black mane. He thought of Hearts and Hooves day, then he thought back to the visit to the grocery store. Twilight in her library, alone, all month long...

Twilight Loves

Twilight

    Twilight closed the book, and it revealed her shining smile.

    "Best. Book. Ever!" Twilight squealed out-loud. She had never blushed and squealed so much in her life over a book. It was about a young mare that fell head over hooves in love with a dragon. He was very handsome for a dragon, as it described in the book. In the end, the young mare opened her eyes and fell for the dragon. As in all the books, they spent the rest of their lives together. But the sad twist was that the dragon had committed suicide after the mare had died.

    Twilight stretched her wings out and sighed. It truly was a good book, and it reminded her. It reminded her of Discord. She remembered how the fool had pretended to be sick just to see how far Twilight would go. Twilight hadn't thought too much about it after one day, but as other days past, she began to think about it more.

    'Why?' was all she could truly ask herself when thinking about what Discord did what he did. Twilight shook her head, and her face was cleared of the thoughts. She breathed in through her mouth, and let air out through her nose. Her hooves led her to the kitchen, or you could say her appetite. Five minutes later she found herself eating half a tray of brownies. After her sixth, she groaned as she heard a soft knock at the door.

    She dragged herself and tied a cloth around her eyes. Then, she assumed to what was her robe and quickly put it on.

    "Hello? Who is it?" Twilight Sparkle said whilst answering the door. She felt a very tall presence tower over her.

    "Hi Twilight, mind if I come in?" Twilight heard Discord ask from in front of her. She blushed and used her hood to cover it. Hoping it worked, she pretended to sound irritated.

    "Yes! I do mind, thank you. I'm very busy, and I--" Twilight began to say but was interrupted as she felt Discord brush against her. Damn you Discord! She heard him sniff lightly Crap!.

    "Very sorry to intrude, have you baked brownies?" Discord asked her.

    "Yes, but as you can see," Twilight pointed to her large book stacks, "I am very busy!" Phew, that was a close one...

Discord

    "I have something to say," Discord told Twilight as he with his thumbs. His heart began to float. He looked at Twilight and he noticed now the cloth that held back her beautiful eyes. Discord touched put his finger on her chin and took the fold off swiftly.

    "Discord! No!" Twilight screeched and looked away quickly. Not like this...

    "Twilight, please..do you really hate me that much?" Discord choked back his tears. He saw Twilight cover her eyes with her hooves. He felt his heart now get heavy.

    "I would like to explain really, but I don't know if I can trust you not to take advantage," Twilight sighed.

    "You don't trust me?" Discord asked, tears on the horizon.

    "I do, but--Okay...fine. But promise me one thing Discord," Twilight stuttered.

    "Anything," Discord said with hope.

    "You won't--try anything," Twilight said the last part quietly. She heard the slight movement of Discord nodding his head.

Twilight

    Twilight let out the last sigh of the day. She had finally told someone, well semi. She told her Fluttershy that it was a simple heat cycle. It was definitely not that though. Discord laughed.

    "What's so funny!? You think this is a joke?" Twilight yelled angrily at him.

    "Of course not! But, haven't you even tried getting Tia or Luna to break the spell? Hell, I could even do it," Discord scoffed. Twilight had now felt betrayed. Moments ago she was thinking he was a trust-worthy being and that he might be attractive.

    "This is a test! I study day and night to figure the damned spell out! I don't need help for tests. Never have, never will," Twilight muttered. "Now get out! I don't need any more stress with you here."

    Discord bit his lip. What an asshole he had been to the one he loved. Doing this wouldn't help in the least.

    "I'm sorry Twili," Discord apologized in most sincere. Twilight blushed softly and bit her lip too. What did he call me? I haven't been called that since I was little...

    "It's fine, but I really don't want any visitors at this time," Twilight said regretfully.

    "Okay, but at least take off that robe. It's simply last season darling," Discord said perfectly mimicking Rarity's voice. Twilight laughed with a snort at the end. She covered her mouth and made a sheepish smile.

    "Can't," Twilight said while still looking away from Discord.

    "Well, there's nothing to hide, I already know about the spell. What are you hiding?" Discord asked her while secretly stepping closely toward Twilight.

    "I don't want to--," Twilight began to say but was interrupted when she felt the cold air around her body again. Discord had ripped it off her. "Discord! Are you kidding me? Oh no!" Twilight groaned.

Discord

    Discord was hit in the nose with the most brilliant smell he had ever sensed. It washed through him like a love potion. He covered his nose quickly to stop it from bleeding.

    "Twi-Twilight, I'm so-sorry," Discord chattered through clenched teeth.

    "You idiot," Twilight grumbled. Discord looked at her back and held back laughter. He was happy, but not entertained. It was the first time he laughed because he was happy. His emotions from Twilight's natural smell overwhelmed him with happiness.

    "Hey Twilight, I came here for a reason," Discord mumbled over his claw that covered his nose.

    "Oh ya, and why's that?" Twilight scoffed.

    "I-I Love you!" Discord told her. Twilight turned around to look at him. Does he mean it? Can this really be happening for the first time in my life...

    "Uh oh."

Twilight Makes Love

Twilight

    Her heart raced as she looked deeply into Discord's red ruby eyes. She blushed a dark red and walked slowly towards him. What happened? What am I doing? WHY!? Her thoughts were swept away as Twilight looked lovingly into Discord's eyes.

    "Twilight? Are you okay?" Discord asked cautiously. Twilight's horn glowed and appeared to take affect on Discord's body. He began to shift into another form. He finally stopped glowing and felt something different about himself.

    "Much better," Twilight purred. What!? How did...whoa...**

    "Wha-what did you do to me?" Discord panicked. He looked at his claws--that were now hooves.

    Discord had short and a scruffy mane with mixed colors consisting of beige and dark brown. His tail was also short and was very soft. He wore a brown shirt that had white cuffs that stopped at his upper arm, along with his collar. He had a beard too made of the same too colors of his mane and tail. His eyes glowed red and glasses rested on his nuzzle.

    Twilight Sparkle leaned into Discord and their lips met. Her tongue penetrated deeply into Discord's mouth. He moaned and kissed her back in deep passion. They climbed up to Twilight's room, their lips not separating.

    "Twilight...I promised...I wouldn't...take advantage of you," Discord said in short breaths as he tried to separate from Twilight. His body began to feel as if he stood before a fire. He finally separated from Twilight for more than five seconds.

    "Why'd you do that my love?" Twilight cooed softly and caressed Discord's face.

    "This is taking advantage of you," Discord said strictly.

    "You have my permission," Twilight mumbled as she began to lean into Discord again. Discord...your such a gentlecolt. But do I dare say 'I love him?' Twilight Sparkle leaned into him, this time it was truly her that kissed him.

Discord

    Twilight's mouth tasted of sweet fruit, like a pomegranate or star fruit. Her exotic and flavorful lips pressed harder against Discord. He connected with her and pressed her against the wall in her room. Twilight moaned and embraced Discord. He released her and rested himself against her. They both breathed heavily and panted.

    "Discord...the spell...it's-it's broken," Twilight said with a warm smile.

    "You passed the test," Discord mumbled in a deep sexy voice before kissing Twilight again. She once more broke the kiss and plopped onto her bed.

    "Discord...," Twilight called him lustfully. He blinked a few times before blushing. Discord lye down next to her and smiled at her. Twilight's soft and glistening mane shone. Her wings only slightly open. A feather slowly fell off her wing, and Discord took it. He admired it most lovingly and tickled Twilight's nose with it. He heard her giggled, and it felt like music to his ears.

    "I love you," He cooed as he leaned in for another kiss. They rolled and tumbled on the bed, soft moans escaping their mouths occasionally.

    "Will you...um...make love to me?" Twilight asked Discord nervously.

    "Only if you truly want me too..." Discord replied softly.

    "I do," Twilight said as if it were a wedding vow. He pulled Twilight into another kiss before feeling himself unsheathe. He gasped in surprise, never had he felt such a thing. He was not a virgin, but this had never actually happened. Twilight made a small eep! noise as she felt his member softly brush her nether regions.

    "I-I'm sorry," Discord stuttered. Twilight shook her head, insisting. Discord felt his face redden as he looked at her underneath him. He lowered himself onto her and kissed her gently on the neck. A satisfying moan came from her. He soon felt goosebumps rise onto his soon-to-be lover's fur. He trailed her neck with endless kisses and each time felt Twilight shudder under his touch.

    "Discord...do-don't stop," Twilight called out his name quietly. He then decided to put his tip inside her, and he heard a small shriek from Twilight. He looked at her with concern and waited for her approval. She shook her head softly.

Twilight

Oh my Celestia...he's....so large... Twilight felt Discord put his full length in and she cried out in pain.

    "Are you sure you're okay?" Discord asked her, unsure.

    "Positive," Twilight moaned. She now felt the better part of her virginity's non-existence. He went in and out slowly and first. Twilight moaned and moaned louder as he got faster. She put her hooves around his neck and they kissed once more. The buzzing of Discord's moans vibrated against Twilight's lips and felt all the better. She playfully bit his lip and licked the insides of Discord's mouth.

    Twilight then felt something build up inside her. She felt Discord get faster and faster and...

    "Ahhh!" Twilight moaned and panted heavily after. Discord's sticky liquids evaded Twilight in all the right places, her juices also mixed in. Discord collapsed beside her and sighed with pleasure. "Your...amazing."

    "I could say the same for you, my love," Discord laughed. "Turn over."

    "I trust that you won't," Twilight mumbled as she turned over so that she lay on her belly.

    "Of course not," Discord chuckled. He began to put pressure on her lower back. Twilight moans were covered by the pillows, but Discord made sure he was quiet enough to hear them. He then delicately massaged her wings. Twilight made her head pop out of the pillow and looked at Discord's handsome face.

    "Will you stay with me for the rest of the month?" Twilight asked Discord.

    "Of course," Discord told her. "But I will have to check with Fluttershy. What should I tell her?"

    "I'm sure your chaotic mind can come up with something," Twilight said with a smile.

Twilight & Discord is Secret?

Discord

    "Hey Fluttershy, I'm home," Discord yelled out. He sighed and knocked on her door. "Fluttershy?"

    "Oh, sorry! Hi. Where have you been?" Fluttershy asked him.

    "I went to see a friend. Do you mind if I, oh I don't know, stayed a month?" Discord asked hoping for the best.

    "That is quite a long time...Who is this friend of yours?" Fluttershy said, a little concerned.

    "Just a old friend, I think we might be hitting off," Discord mumbled the last part with a wink. Fluttershy nodded slowly and smiled nervously.

    "I guess that's okay," Fluttershy mumbled. In a flash, Discord had packed everything, and left as quickly as possible.

    "I can't wait until I get back to her," Discord said with smile and ran faster.

Twilight

    Twilight sat on the comfy couch and stretched her limbs out. She was very beat from staying up all night with Discord. He had read her the story she read earlier about the dragon and pony. After that they fell asleep in a fluffy blanket, nestled together. She then felt the ache in her heart, it came whenever Discord was not near. It might have been a part of the spell, but he had broken the spell the other night.

    She sat up, her tears now beginning to fill with tears. Twilight Sparkle sighed at her own emotions. Why am I so sad? He has to be coming home soon... With that thought, a light knock came on the door. She scurried to the door, but cautiously put her blind fold on--just in case.

    "Hello?" Twilight chimed after opening the door.

    "Hi, my beauty," Discord said in his deep and sexy voice. Twilight Sparkle ripped off her blindfold and jumped onto him.

    "Disi!" Twilight giggled like a playful foal. He was in his pony form, Twilight had preferred his tall and towering draconequus form, but it made it easier. Discord entered the house, and Twilight shut the door behind him.

    She hurried to his side and they exchanged the same looks of lust.

    "Shall we?" Twilight asked.

    "We shall," Discord replied. They began to giggled and climb up the stairs. I have pass the test, and have found my one true love. It will always truly represent my element as *magic***...

Cutie Mark Crusaders

    "Oh my Celestia! Did you guys just see what I saw?" Sweetie Belle squealed.

    "I didn't know he could do that!" Scootalo awed as she watched Discord form into a pony.

    "There has ta' be an explain!" Apple Bloom exclaimed in her country twang. The three of them watched quietly behind an apple stand as Discord, turned into a pony, knocked on Twilight's door. A moment later, the door opened and Twilight jumped onto him. All three of the crusaders gasped.

    "No way!" Scootalo gawked.

    "Awe, that's so cute!!!" Sweetie Belle said with admiration.

    "Cute?! That's disgustin'!" Apple bloom shrieked. The two ponies covered their friend's mouth and gave her a big 'SHUSH!'

    "What do you think they're doing in there?" Scootalo giggled.

    "Ewe! Don't be disgusting!" Sweetie Belle laughed and punched Scootalo on the arm playfully.

    "Well, who knows what type of weird stuff they might be doin'? We gotta tell somepony!" Apple Bloom shrieked again. The two crusaders looked at Apple Bloom with a scowl. "I'm kiddin' you guys! We should make a club!" Apple Bloom laughed. They all laughed together.

    "Well, in order for it to maintain a secret we got to keep hidden!" Scootalo said strictly. They all put their hooves in the center of each other. "Crusader swear!" Scootalo shouted.

    "Crusader swear!" The two shouted back.

    "Alright I gotta go guys, I have to get a guardian signature," Sweetie Belle told them while searching her saddle bag.

    "For what?" Apple Bloom asked her. Sweetie held out a small piece of paper.

Dear parents/guardians,

this week, we will be learning about sexual awareness. It is most important that our foals are informed with information such as STD, and, AIDS. If you choose to say they are not to learn such things yet, please put a check mark in the 'I do NOT wish for my foal to attend in the sexual awareness program' box. If you think they are fully mature and ready, please check the 'I DO wish for my foal to attend in the sexual awareness program' box. Thank you for your time.

      Signed, Mrs. Cheerlie.

    "Hm...what's STD and AIDS?" Scootalo asked innocently.

    "It's a sexually transferred disease," Sweetie Belle told her.

    "Are you goin'?" Apple Bloom asked Sweetie.

    "Of course, it's very important to me, and I think we should all go! For all you know, we could get our cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle said with hope. Apple Bloom and Scootalo nodded their heads.

    "Did you guys get one?" Scootalo asked Apple Bloom.

    "Of course! You?" She replied with another question.

    "Yep!" Scoots said brightly. They all parted ways with good-byes and hugs. Hope was in their hearts that a chance to get their cutie marks was in reach...Maybe

Twilight

    "Turn into your natural form," Twilight whispered as she lay under the covers.

    "As you wish, my dear," Discord granted. He turned into his usual self and caressed Twilight's cheek.

    "Your seductive and chaotic form brings out the best in you," Twilight cooed. She had never been one to admit it, but the first time they met in the maze, he was very evil. It had been one of her secret fetish she only had revealed to Discord. He looked at her lovingly and kissed her deeply with burning passion.

    Twilight's soft tongue rubbed against Discord's and she heard him moan. She put her hoof on his chest and pushed herself towards him. He giggled through her lips and let her ruffle his hair. Every touch from her was absorbed and made him love her more and more. Twilight separated herself from Discord and a string of saliva connected them yet. She panted and her face had red on each side of her cheek.

    As Discord touched her cheek, he felt her face was hot. He tisked quietly.

   "My dear, you seem to have a slight fever," Discord chuckled and kissed her on the forehead.

   "Does this mean you'll get sick?" Twilight asked with a little too much hope in her voice.

   "I think so," Discord said unsure.

   "Yay!" Twilight giggled. "Now you can't leave me for quite awhile."

   "Twilight, I wouldn't leave, even if Celestia herself crowned me leader of Equestria," Discord laughed. She laughed too and snuggled closely to her lover.

   "Well I hope she does, because you certainly do know how to rule my kingdom," Twilight said with a smile and soon fell asleep in Discord's arms.

Twilight Fears

Cutie Mark Crusaders

    Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootalo watched carefully and curiously at the board. Cheerlie stood in front of it, giving most information as she could. Today was the day of the sexual awareness lessons they had their guardians sign for. Giggles from the back never remained silent for a second, and Cheerlie sighed each time she heard an outburst.

    "It is very important that you have them wear protection at all time," Cheerlie spoke over the giggling mess in the back. Apple Bloom raised her hoof. The teacher smiled in relief that somepony was finally taking her seriously.

    "What do ya' mean by protection?" Apple Bloom asked curiously. The teachers answered her with pleasure and the crusaders scribbled down notes as Cheerlie spoke.

    "Yes, because you'd like to use protection!" Tiara tormented Apple Bloom. Cheerlie, and the rest of the crusaders, scowled at the back that was now bursting with chuckles.

    "I try," Apple Bloom mumbled.

    The rest of the class was filled with more trash talk from Diamond TIara and Silver Spoon, which was ignored by the most part. Sweetie Belle had sticked up for her and had said the most unforgettable thing to protect her friend.

"In order to keep your period hidden, it is most suggested that you wear what is called a tampon," Cheerlie said--knowing she'd regret it in a minute.

    "Does it have to be real? Mrs. Cheerlie? Because, I don't think Tiara's is," Sweetie Belle asked with most innocence.

    Burst of laughter had came from the back of the room. The only pony not laughing was Tiara, because even Silver Spoon howled with laughter. The crusaders hooked their hooves and walked in the same pace all together.

    "So, what should we do now? Mom said I could stay out with you guys until sundown," Scootalo said with a smile.

    "We should go spy on Twilight and Discord!" Sweetie Belle gushed. They all nodded their heads in agreement and skipped to the library. When they were finally there, they sneaked behind a window in the back of Twilight's home.

    "What are they doin'?" Apple Bloom asked with a whisper.

    "They're...they're...KISSING!" Scootalo whisper-yelled.

    "They're doing more than just kissing!" Sweetie Belle squealed.

Discord (Pony form)

    Discord tenderly rubbed Twilight's hips. He slid his tongue into her mouth and massaged Twilight's lips. She moaned in response and accidentally lye a hoof gently on his, now, full length. Discord gasped and broke their kiss.

    "I'm so sorry!" Twilight cried.

    "No...it's fine. It's just that--no one has ever touched me, the-there," Discord said with a bit of a stutter. Then a familiar voice came from outside. Twilight blushed and jumped off the couch.

    "Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!" Twilight kept repeating herself in panic. Discord looked around and saw three fillies peeking out the window, then they ducked down and he heard several whispers. He opened the window and scowled at the crusaders.

    "What in the name of Celestia do you think your doing?!" Discord shouted at them harshly. Sweetie Belle cringed at his mighty voice.

    "We're real sorry Discord and Twilight! We just got curious, and not to long ago we found out," Apple Bloom sincerely said with her bottom lip hanging out.

    "Yeah! We thought it was a match made in heaven when we saw Twilight jump into your arms," Sweetie Belle gushed. Discord blushed at the not-to-long-ago memory. He sighed and glanced at Scootalo who had yet to say anything.

    "We're really, really, really, really, sorry!" Scootalo said sheepishly. Twilight then joined Discord, looking at the three crusaders.

    "Well...I won't tell your sisters. just as long as you don't tell them about us," Twilight forgave them.

    "Uh, if you don't mind me sayin', all due respect princess--but won't you have to tell them either way?" Apple Bloom asked Twilight. Discord quickly glared at her, but was shut off when he felt Twilight laid a hoof on his shoulder.

    "I'm afraid so Apple Bloom...and I'm glad you said it too. I will have to tell them, but that time to tell them isn't now," Twilight said hoarsely, "Now off you go, let this be a lesson not to spy on ponies in the privacy of their own home."

    With that, the crusaders trotted off, Scootalo tripping on the way. Discord laughed and brought Twilight into a loving hug. He felt tears wet his pony form's fur coat.

    "It's alright, nothing can separate us. Nopony will have the audacity to come near harming our love," Discord recited like he was reading a poem. He felt a smile spread on Twilight's face, and as always, it was contagious.

Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia stood strongly in front of a podium in her study. Several notes where laid out, all being very important. They lost that importance when a note out of thin air, along with purple sparkling dust, fell onto her podium. She cocked an eyebrow and looked confusingly at the random letter.

    "That is odd, could this be from Twilight Sparkle?" Celestia said aloud to herself. She opened it with her magic and it only took her seconds to read it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have written to you because I know you are aware by know of my dreadful curse. One night I had dreamed of the unfaithful night on which the curse was laid on to me. My suspicion was Princess Luna had seen it, and most likely told you. One of the reasons I am writing to you, is to say, this in fact--is true. Now, there is more to why I wrote to you. The curse has been broken, and how it was broken, may be surprising to you. Discord had came to me, unaware of the situation. He had unleashed the curse in me, and I fell instantly in love with him. I have always had the sensed that there was something more than just chaos that ruled his mind. Soon after he had unleashed the spell, it broke, because I truly love Discord. I know you might not approve of it, but if you don't, then I will understand...

    Your always faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

Twilight relaxes

Twilight

    Discord hovered above Twilight, smiling brightly. She sat up and looked around. All around her, there was sand. Then she looked to her right, there was a far ocean that shone brightly with blue and green together. It was the most beautiful thing she had seen in awhile.

    "Oh my Celestia! Where are we Discord?" Twilight laughed. He laughed in response and stood up, dusting off the sand on his legs.

    "It's a beach. We're still in your library though, I made it with magic and mind," Discord said squinting into the sun. Twilight felt the warm sun and the salty air that blew through her mane. It made her relax, and at the time, she needed it.

    "This is amazing, thank you for this," Twilight thanked Discord. He nodded and walked into the ocean, letting the hard but soft waves brush his hooves. He had turned into a pony, his mane was now rustling softly with the air. she smiled and was glad Discord was relaxing too. Then she realized with a giggle of laughter, why he had turned into a pony.

    She walked to him slowly and kissed him softly on the cheek. Twilight was surprised to see a soft, red glow appear on his face seconds later. He looked back at her and leaned in towards her for a kiss. She stood on the edge of her hooves while she tilted herself into Discord's lips. The sky turned to a dark blue and fireworks filled the sky. When he broke the kiss, Twilight pouted and snuggled him, taunting him.

    "You are very compelling," Discord giggled, "Let's go somewhere away from the water." They walked away from the waves and toward a lit spot with a large and soft looking blanket. Twilight gasped and looked back at Discord.

    "What did you do?" Twilight teased him. Discord raised one of his hooves.

    "I swear I didn't do a thing. I am reformed, remember?" Discord chuckled.

    "We'll have to find out," Twilight purred as she lay herself down on the blanket. Discord licked his lips greedily and made his way towards her. He hovered above her and he leaned into her again for a kiss. This time Discord went past Twilight's lips and invaded every inch of her mouth.

    "Wanna be on top?" Discord asked her, panting and blushing. She smiled at this sight and shook her head. Twilight sat up a little and her mouth was next to his ear.

    "You deserve it," Twilight whispered into Discord's ear. He shivered and felt weak now that he showed her his vulnerability. His eyes shimmered red, and he kissed her neck and bit it softly. He heard the fulfilling moans that escaped her. Discord felt her put his hooves around his neck. He bit harder and heard her moan louder. Blood trickled and Discord licked it with pleasure.

Discord

    Bursts of flavor popped into Discord's mouth. Exotic fruit and juices exploded on his tongue. He drank her blood that was left and sealed the wound with magic.

    "Discord...I...," Twilight began but was interrupted when Discord kissed her. The vibration her moans were amazing against his lips. He thanked her by tenderly kissing her harder. He dipped his head into her along with his tongue. Twilight escaped his mouth and she moaned aloud.

    He inserted his length into her nether regions and a blast of warm heat covered the two. They kissed and kissed, until finally, they ran out of air. Twilight's heavy breathing was surprisingly cute, along with her pink cheeks that burned so. Discord unleashed Twilight and collapsed by her side.

Princess Celestia

    "What? How is is possible Twilight Sparkle who have fallen for him?" Luna asked Celestia.

    "I do not know, but if Twilight truly loves him, I can not stop that," Princess Celestia told her.

    "Of course we can not stop love, but what are we to do with this?" Luna scoffed.

    "All we can do is hope she is safe, and that Discord truly is reformed. This is good that Discord has finally found something he truly loves," Princess Celestia sighed.

    "Indeed, but--," Luna began but was interrupted.

    "We must speak no more of the matter, let Twilight learn on her own. For now, we must attend to more important matter," Princess Celestia said with a hoof raised. She led her sister as they walked down the halls, towards the throne room. They both took their seats in their thrones. "Guards, bring them in." Guards covered in amour nodded and the gigantic two doors swung open.

Rarity

    "Sweetie Belle! Lies are not tolerable in this house," Rarity chuckled.

    "But, it's true! The other day, me, Apple Bloom, and Scootalo were watching through their window!" Sweetie Belle whined.

    "What?" Rarity gasped. "So, they really are--." Sweetie Belle nodded.

    "Cross my hooves, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," Sweetie recited. Rarity hit her on the head. "OW! What was that for!"

    "Stalking Twilight. Really? I thought you were better than that," Rarity lectured her. Sweetie Belle nodded and look sheepishly at the ground.

    "So, what now?" Sweetie Belle asked in confusion.

    "You tell nopony, I am a little upset you told me. I'm sure Twilight made you promise not to tell," Rarity said while fixing her mane.

    "Okay...but, I have a question," Sweetie Belle mumbled. Rarity turned her head to her small sister and awaited the question. "What do you think about it? Do you think it's wrong?"

    "Of course not! There are many ponies who are love with some creatures there not supposed to be," Rarity said. "But, there is nothing at all wrong with that in anyway, as long as that pony loves you back."

♥Happy Hearts and Hooves day Discord! (Final chapter)♥

5 Months later

    It was a sunny day on Ponyville, the sun shone and ponies swam in lakes and fillies in ponds. Meanwhile, the elements of harmony enjoyed this wonderful day of summer. Twilight Sparkle laid under a umbrella, with a blanket under her. Discord beside her, waving a fan on her face. Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy also were there.

    "What!?" Rainbow Dash shrieked.

    "You two? That's ridiculous!" Applejack scoffed.

    "I think it's cute!" Rarity laughed. Fluttershy and Pinkie nodded in agreement, giggling.

    "But, there is also one more thing I need to tell all of you, even you Discord," Twilight said with a blush. They all got closer as she took in a long breath. "I'm...pregnant!" They all gawked, some with happiness, some with utter shock.

    "Twilight! I know you love him...but are you crazy? Your a princess!" Rarity squealed. She was happy, but crazily shocked at this. Discord was just sitting there with his jaw on the ground.

    "I'm going to be a--dad?" Discord said in a peculiar high voice.

    "That's it! How could you wait to tell us this!?" Rainbow Dash shouted at Twilight.

    "I thought it would be easier if you knew like this," Twilight rolled her eyes. "I love Discord, truly, and I am carrying his baby!" Discord fainted and Fluttershy caught him.

    "I for one, think this is really good for him," Princess Celestia said out of nowhere. They all turned their heads to her, she was standing by the lake, smiling warmly. She walked towards the group, and their eyes followed her.

    "Princess!" Twilight called and went in for a hug. She hugged her student back and chuckled.

    "I am very happy for you, Twilight Sparkle," Celestia said while squinting her eyes. Then she looked at Discord, passed out in Fluttershy's arms, Celestia laughed again. They all joined in the laughter with her.

    "How did this even happen?" Rainbow Dash said with a face-hoof.

That's a good question Rainbow Dash. How the F:yay:ck did this all come to happen? It's a really good story, but not to worry, it's not that long. It all started a month ago. But, anypony can tell you what happened there...Anyway, let's go back to Hearts and Hooves Day...

5 Months earlier

    Twilight smiled as she watched her lover sleep peacefully. She chuckled quietly and kissed him on the cheek.

    "Disi! Wake up, silly," Twilight cooed. Discord's eyes flickered open and he looked at Twilight with a small grin. Even though usually Discord was not a morning pony, he was always happy when Twilight was there.

    "Your up early," Discord mumbled. He extended his limbs and yawned with a great stretch of his mouth. He then smacked his mouth ran his hoof through Twilight's mane.

    "Guess what today is!" Twilight said gleefully.

    "Hm...," Discord stalled. "Is it, Hearts and Hooves Day?" Twilight giggled and nodded. Discord sat up and kissed her on the lips.

    "I got you a present!" Twilight squealed.

    "Mm?" Discord grunted. She brought out a small, blue, box. Twilight gave it to him, and he opened it with a blank face. As he opened it, he blinked his eyes rapidly. There in the black cushion of the box, was a necklace. It was a locket with a picture of a pink cloud with brown drops of chocolate raining down from the cloud carved into the metal. It then shone with a rainbow like glare. His eyes began to water, and a tear rolled down his cheek.

    "Twilight...I--thank you," Discord choked. Twilight held his hoof and snuggled into him.

    "It's also a locket," Twilight said with a smile. He opened it and a picture of Twilight on one side, and Discord on the other. Tears began to leak from his eyes now.

    "This is amazing," Discord said breathlessly. He looked at Twilight, his eyes sparkling with tears. They leaned into each other and they lips locked. They kissed many times before, but Discord made this one count, putting every ounce of emotion into it. They finally broke the kiss and Twilight giggled once again.

    "I'm glad you like it Disi," Twilight said while hopping off the bed. Discord wiped his tears, and with a flare of his horn, any sign of crying was gone. He followed her off the bed and galloped to her side.

    "I got you something as well, my little sparkle," Discord chuckled. Twilight smiled at the new nickname he had given her. She titled her head in curious confusion of what he had gotten her. He took her hoof and he snapped his own. He was now a Draconequus.

    Suddenly they were surrounded by stars of many. With a wave of his claw, a connection of stars connected in the shape of Twilight. The stars showed her, wings spread, her eyes closed with beauty.

    "From this day forward, ponies can look into the sky, and see the moment you got your wings," Discord said with a small smile. Twilight jumped into Discord's arms and hugged him enormously.

    "It's beautiful Discord!" Twilight squealed.

    "Have you looked in the reflection lately?" Discord laughed. Twilight snuggled him and leaned into him for a kiss.

    "Wait!" Discord said awkwardly. Twilight opened her eyes and pouted.

    "What's wrong?" Twilight asked him.

    "Don't you want to me to go into my pony form?" Discord asked with a blush. Twilight's eye brows cocked up.

    "No, I love you just the way you are," Twilight whispered before kissing him with great passion. Discord broke the kiss and smiled happily at her.

    "You love me? Either way?" Discord asked her.

    "Of course I do! I'd much prefer you in your Draconequus form, it's chaotic and handsome," Twilight giggled. Discord went into pony form and smiled sweetly. A fang stuck out his mouth playfully. Discord grabbed her hoof and began to slow dance with her. Twilight saw sparkles in his eyes.

So, yeah. They did it like a billion times anyway, so of course she got preggers. Anyway, back to the present!

5 Months later

    "And that's how we came to love each other," Twilight said, blushing.

    "What? That's gross!" Rainbow Dash groaned.

    "How'd you...?" Rarity began.

    "He had a pony form," Twilight chimed.

    "Hmm, that is quite interesting," Princess Celestia said tapping her chin.

    "What are you going to name the foal?!" Sweetie Belle gushed. They all turned their heads to Sweetie who was right next to Rarity, her hooves on her cheeks. They all laughed and then quieted down when expecting an answer from her.

    "What's another word for Discord?" Rainbow Dash said. "I might as well accept you two, anyway." Twilight thought for a minute and her face made a 'a-ha!' look.

    "Eris!" Twilight yelled. Princess Celestia laughed a little and cleared her throat as they looked at her.

    "Goddess of Discord," Celestia translated.

    "Oh!" All of them said together. Scootalo stepped forward and smiled.

    "Can we enjoy our vacation now?" Scootalo giggled. Twilight laughed and smiled at the small filly.

    "Of course," Twilight told her.

    "WooHoo!" Pinkie Pie hollered and turned on her radio.

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    Scootalo and Rainbow Dash flew up high in the air, flying with Scoots and let herself drop into the water. It made a big splash, which funnily splashed Discord--waking him up. He rubbed his head and laughed at the scene. Twilight folded her wings and kissed him on the forehead.

    "I'll always remember this," Twilight said. She looked into the stars, it had turned night time already. In the constellation, she could herself. Wings spread, her eyes closed with beauty...