Mlp Zombie Assault 3

    "I'm telling you she'll have to leave someday!" I said to Ditzy.

"Well I don't want my little muffin just running off to some school in Trottingham just because it's the only one that would except her!" said Ditzy. We were arguing if our daughter Sparkler should go to a university in Trottingham. It's the only one to except her application. Ditzy wasn't ready for her little muffin should go off to a school so far away. I assured her that it was in her best interests, but she begged to differ. Mad I stormed out of the house not two seconds after I stepped outside I saw a strange stone frame with a red gem in the upper center.

"Ditzy you should see this." I said voice full of concern.

"Oh what now?" she said annoyed. Well she was until she saw the frame. It was about two pm the kids would be home soon.

"Think I should get rid of it?" I asked.

"Just move it away from the doorway." she said. I lit my horn, and targeted the gems upper section for a firmer grip, and it happend. The frame flashed to life filling the frame with a purple light.

"That's not good is it?" said Ditzy I moved my head side to side before a torrent of some kind ripped me, and Ditzy off our hooves, and threw us into the portal. This all happened because of an argument of a lifetime.

The Other Side

"They come to yet?" said a gruff voice.

"I think the mans coming to, hello there." said a not so gruff voice.

"Ugh who's there?" I asked.

"My names Tom, the grumpy ones Jeff." said Tom the one with the not so gruff voice Jeff just muttered about politics. "And you two are?" he asked.

"Im Celestial Sabre most just call me Sabre though. Why can't I see you?" I asked.

"Because when you're friend there woke up she got one look at us freaked, and punched Jeff over there in the gut. It was funny to." said Tom.

"Friend? Oh you mean Ditzy. Were is she!" I said getting up then falling right down. I felt strange not like a pony anymore. I went to raise my hoof, and instead found a strange fleshy appendage I've only seen on minotaurs before. I had already had my blindfold taken off when I saw my new hand. "What the hay where's my hoof!" I yelled before Tom held his gloved hand over my mouth. He made a gesture indicating I had to be quiet.

"You are human not horsey no hooves." said Jeff mockingly.

"Ow my head." said Ditzy waking up I looked at her she was wearing some sort of cloth covering over her chest, and legs I looked at myself and I was wearing the same thing. I looked around the room we were in a farm house of some kind. I looked over at Tom, and saw he was wearing some sort of armor that covered his entire body same as Jeff. It was green, and looked to be made of some kind of fabric didn't think it would stop much. If I was to find out anything I was going to need to learn how to use this new body!

Five Hours Later

"Okay looks like your good to go." said Tom showing us the basics of walking with two legs. It was still weird, but it was easier.

"Thank you Tom." said Ditzy.

"No problem. Now you learn how to shoot a gun!" he said. I looked at him quizzically, and asked what a gun is he told me, and I was a little put off I was never good with ranged weapons even as a pony now a human it was going to be a lot harder.

Main Room

"Okay now that's how a gun works, and here you to go." said Tom handing us two hand guns. "These are glocks they are low power, light pistols. 10 shots a mag, and quick reload." we nodded. Ditzy and I were out fitted in a full set of the armor they had except no helmets, mine was blue, and Ditzy's was a tannish color.

"Neat." she said accidentally firing the gun "Oppsies."

"Oh (censor) were dead now!" said Tom, and sure enough pairs of rotten arms started reaching trough the windows I aimed my gun, and sent two bullets their way.