Conversion Conscripts

by JawsOnYou67

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Human, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 914

There are some worlds you just don't want to try and convert.

Just a bunch of Conversion Burea ideas that I though might give people some chuckles. More will be added as time goes on, I have free time, I find something funny you all may enjoy reading, or I am just bored out of my skull.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-02 02:14:52 UTC

THIS MAH KIND OF SHIT!

Celestia stood before the remnants of what remained of New Jecento, looking upon the corpses of the COG and Locusts who had formed an uneasy truce with one another to help deal with the invaders. Even the Lambit had aided them in their fight from time to time. But every new foal that fell, would be replaced thanks to the innumerable number of Locusts. She had lost count on how many had fallen to the weapons of the humans and their foul allies. She loathed the locusts, after what their queen did to Luna, her student, Twilight Sparkle could understand why. The others of the mane 6 had been gathered to celebrate the falling of their hated enemy, Marcus Fenix, who along with the others of the Human race, gave their lives defending the very last bastion of human freedom. Even the Locus Queen had been ponyfied, but she swallowed a fragmentation grenade to keep herself from becoming something she considered to be an abomination. As they walked towards the center of the fallen city, human and locusts, ponyfied, walked out of buildings after they had been bombed by potions.

It was then that the speakers through the city sparked to life, all at once hell broke loose. Explosions rippled through the amassed Ponies behind the Princess. Limbs and blood splattered across the ground and herself before she could throw up a shield to keep herself and her little ponies from being drenched in blood and visceral grime as well as any other mortars.She scanned the buildings, watching for any and all movement, perhaps Lambit or even Locusts had survived the attack and were not wanting to hit the leader of the Ponies herself.  Slowly a voice begins to echo out, along with the sounds of screams. Several forward scouts began to report imminent movement before being silenced through fire by an unnamed adversary. Heavy boots smashes down upon the skull of a newfoal before putting a three round burst into the skull of a low flying pegasi. Even magic seemed to miss as the unknown attacker surged through ponies like copy paper.

One ponie was unfortunate enough to be smacked under the jaw by a sticky grenade, the barbs stabbing into his aw before the assailant moved off, a smirk across his face as the pony fought to get the grenade off before it exploded. Chunks of pony rained about the area, the flash alerting Celestia to the enemies movements. Suddenly the speakers light up, and a very old, very annoying, very dangerous voice echos out across the city at once. New foals as well as standard ponies began to shake and tremble as they revised who it was they were fighting now.

"NUMBER EIGHTY THREE!"

"THE COLEEEE TRAIN!"

All eyes turned towards the tallest building in Jecento, standing there atop it, holding in one hand the dog tags of all his squads, in the other a Lancer, and atop his head, The skinned and mounted head of Flash Sentry. Cole slowly walked down and towards them, his last act of defiance before the world fell. With lancer held in front of him he opened up, launching a hail of bullets towards the ponies, causing them to either duck for cover or be turned into large chunks of meat that now litter the ground. Celestia pulls up another barrier to keep her and her main weapon, the Elements of Harmony, from being injured by the man who slowly walked towards them.

With a bright smile Coal tilts the weapon up, firing towards a dive bombing pegasi, turning her into chunky bits of brain matter Ponies began their mad rush towards the last remaining human. Driving head long towards death as the lancer runs dry. With a smirk he drops it, Cole kicks his foot up, bringing up a Toaster, the flame thrower that had been dropped by one of the COG soldiers before he was ponyfied. With a roar he unleashes a swath of flame into the onrushing hoard. He releases the handle of the flame thrower and picks up a second one, as stupid as that would be due to having to reload, he was the Cole train, he could do those sort of things. Steadily twin Toasters roared into the ponies, the first few waves being turned into nothing but crispy husks of burnt flesh.

"This mah Kind of Shit!"

He roars over the sound of screams and cries of the unfortunate ones who managed to get run over by their mindless comrades in pursuit of Cole.Steadily he is swarmed as both flame throwers become dry, horns tear into him and hooves brake bones, yet the smile never leaves his face as his skull was caved in. Steadily a rumbling begins to echo out as they can feel the city beginning to shift, great sections of it vanishes below ground as the structures are swallowed up by the earth itself. Light Mass Bombs across the city explode in grand detail, some how they had been able to mass produce them in the last few years. Celestia could only watch in horror as her little ponies are crushed by buildings, set aflame by exploding ammunition, or trampled by the panicking ponies. Her horn becomes illuminated as she and the others of the mane Six are teleported to safety. She watches from afar as the city itself vanishes into the ground, a fine farewell to the human race.