Pinkie and Friends

by ShrekLover98

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Romance, Comedy, Crossover
Length: 638

A series of short stories containing Pinkie in sexual situations, sounds like fun, right?

Pinkie always finds a way to get who she wants, when she wants. Always…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-02 06:12:34 UTC

Shrek and Pinkie

Shrek was open to any ideas now, even if it was Pinkie. He wanted her so much. He needed do this. He needed to be inside Pinkie... even if just for the night.

"Shrek? Are you alright?" Pinkie Pie asked reluctantly. "You've been acting silly all day."

"Aye, I'm just fine Pinkie," replied the huge but majestic ogre, Shrek.

Pinkie shifted on the couch. She'd been feeling as though maybe Shrek hadn't told her the truth about how much he loved her. She didn't care, she had her own reasons to want him in her home.

The ogre began sweating.

Pinkie started to tremble. She had been planning to "do it" for weeks now. But she feared Shrek may figure it out before she could execute her plan.

The pony began to leave the couch and started trotting to the other side of the room, at the same time purposely exposing herself to Shrek. The ogre caught a glimpse of the pony's "plot". Shrek's pants suddenly felt smaller...

"Um, Pinkie, lass, do you think I could use your powder room?" The ogre could hardly sit still.

"Of course, silly," the mare replied quickly. "I'll show you!"

"Aye?" the ogre asked seductively.

"To the bathroom... I meant." She snapped.

Pinkie escorted Shrek to the room with a small light cabled to the ceiling. Shrek would have to walk to the center of the room to turn it on.

"Right here, this one! You'll have to go in and turn it on." she pushed Shrek into the room. "Go on, be quick, I need your help with something in my room when you're done."

Shrek stepped into the room as Pinkie closed the door behind him. Pinkie knew exactly how she wanted this to play out...

Shrek stumbled towards the center of the room in the dark. Pinkie walked to the kitchen and chose a comically large knife. She slid it into her hair as she strode to her bedroom, which was right beside the room that she had sent Shrek into. She waited in the doorway of her room...

Shrek had gasped as soon as his ogre eyes had adjusted to the light. The room was filled with skulls and entrails of Shrek's friends and family. It even had the still rotting flesh of Applejack. There was the mangled hand of Fiona was covered in liquid that smelled suspiciously like fish.

Shrek ran for the exit, but saw that on the door was a wreath made of the faces of Rarity, Prince Charming, and Donkey. It was even topped with shavings of unicorn horns and crumbs from a gingerbread cookie. Pinkie heard him at the door and pulled her blade out...

He yelped and threw the door open, running right into Pinkie's blade, slightly cutting his arm. Pinkie grasped the ogre's waist and began to strip him of his clothing. Shrek was caught off guard and was overtaken by his desire. Pinkie watched as his ogre penis became e-shrekt. She wrapped her mouth around it and lay him down on the floor. She sliced his legs with the edge of her knife but Shrek couldn't tell, he was busy with other feelings. Pinkie slowly raised herself up onto Shrek's chest, putting their regions so close together that the could touch...

Pinkie raised her blade to Shrek's throat as Shrek slid into her. Pinkie called Shrek's name. But she knew she would rather have a relationship with Shrek's dead body than his living one. She shot her blade deep into his neck, causing him to release his onion flavored cum. He was dead. She couldn't deny that she loved the feeling of Shrek inside her. But she knew she loved the feeling of slaughtering him more...

Pinkie moans before collapsing on Shrek's loving dead body.

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