Something?

       Rumble looked to Shady. He was awfully attractive in this lighting. Maybe he could give the whole gay thing a try. “Hey Shady?”

Rumble said, hesitation in his voice, “maybe could I have a kiss?”

Shady just stared. Never had Rumble said anything like this. What had come over his usually straight friend? He decided he would

humour his friend, and leaned in. Rumble surprised him by forcing their snouts together. He was even more surprised when Rumble

started to groan. It was, however, no surprise they both ended up on the ground quickly afterwards. They were facing each other,

pressing their young, male bodies together. Shady’s pulse quickened when Rumble reached down and started stroking his stallion

hood. Rumble wasn’t the best, as a matter of fact, he wasn’t even good. But this was Rumble. This was probably a once in a lifetime

opportunity. He decided to seize it. “Hey Rumble,” He said, oddly determined, “ I want to do something for you. It’ll feel really good. I

promise.” Rumble looked at him, confusion in his eyes.

   “Sure?” he replied, not understanding what Shady meant. However, Shady smirk, be-lying his headbirth (bastard child of discord

and celestia) he suddenly turned black and red.

“What happen?” Ask rumble, all confuse. “ I don’t know reply sahdy. But me no like”

All of a sudden the editor appeared, his radiant face sparkling in the sunlight. He pulled out his Edit-hammer and slammed it onto

the floor.

   “Finally, I make sense,” Squealed Shadpy. Ramble suddenly realized the force was unbalanced. “we must save the day, Shadpy!”

And so they did.

After that they had celebratory sex.

Rumble moaned in pleasure as Shadpy(rolling with it) serviced him with his mouth. He swirled his tongue around his large, erect rod.

Rumble ejaculated immediately, because he had the bedroom stamina of a dog. However, Shady had a rare condition where it took

him about 700 words to get off. Rumble sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked.

And sucked. And sucked. He sucked until he couldn’t suck no more. Than Shadpy said: “rumble, I wish to be inside you.” And so

rumble bent over, wiggling his hips in the air.Shadpy lined himself up but then rumble yelled, “My asshole is so tight, we need to go on a quest for magic lube for your dick to fit in.” And so they explored the land, searching for the magic lube. They searched the

depths of tartarus, the heights of valhalla, and steve the poutine guys magic wagon. No where could it be found. However, the

poutine was amazing. They order 3 each. they had sex again. Rumble moaned in pleasure as Shadpy serviced him with his mouth.

He swirled his tongue around his large, erect rod. Rumble ejaculated immediately, because he had the bedroom stamina of a horse.

However, Shady had a rare condition where it took him about 700 words to get off. Rumble sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And

sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. He sucked until he couldn’t suck no more. Than Shadpy

said: “rumble, I wish to be inside you.” And so rumble bent over, wiggling his hips in the air.Shadpy lined himself up but then rumble

yelled, “My asshole is so tight, we need to go on a quest for magic lube for your dick to fit in.” And so they started anew. This time,

they found it. They went on an awesome adventure and had lots of sex. After a while they ran out of lube and the same thing

happened. Rumble moaned in pleasure as Shadpy serviced him with his mouth. He swirled his tongue around his large, erect rod.

Rumble ejaculated immediately, because he had the bedroom stamina of a horse. However, Shady had a rare condition where it

took him about 700 words to get off. Rumble sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And sucked. And

sucked. And sucked. And sucked. He sucked until he couldn’t suck no more. Than Shadpy said: “rumble, I wish to be inside you.”

And so rumble bent over, wiggling his hips in the air.Shadpy lined himself up but then rumble yelled, “My asshole is so tight, we

need to go on a quest for magic lube for your dick to fit in.”

  “Who needs sex,” replied Shadpy, “When we have romance.”

All of a sudden a white flash blinded them. When they could see again they made to astute statement that solves all problems:

“I don’t think we’re in kansas anymore.”

Indeed they weren't. As a matter of fact, they were as far from Kansas as possible. They were in North Korea. Instead of worrying

they had sex. Rumble started out by licking Shady’s length, followed by suckling it and finally deepthroating him. When he finally

orgasmed 1 hour later, a magical door appeared. Inside they heard the moans of princess luna. When they opened the door, they

found princess luna up against the wall, being pounded by princess Celestia's.... Giant cock?! When did she get that? It didn't

matter, because it was clear she knew how to use it. It really turned them one. They continued to watch until Luna noticed they

were watching. "S-sister, w-we have s-s-spectator's," She stuttered.

  "Well, are you going to keep watching, or join in?" They looked at each other and ran through the door.

   Luna was on the bottom, being pounded by Rumble. Beside them on the bed, Celestia and Shady were sucking each other off at

the same time. Luna squealed, "Oh Rumble, you are VERY good at this."

   Rumble replied, "Lots of practice." He looked at Shady lovingly. He decided after this he would be a one pony stallion.

And thus is the story of Shady and Rumble, as told my some disgruntled editor.

The Fucking End.