She Is A Wild One

by Zanem-Ji

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Main 6, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia
Length: 3660

Twilight Sparkle has been sent out on a mission by Princess Celestia to find out about a new citizen in Ponyville. Little did she know, this new pony was going to show her things, she was not prepared for.

Instead of accepting the powers of an Alicorn, Twilight Sparkle turned it down and decided to become one of Princess Celestia's top Intelligence Gathering Officers. After hearing so many things about a new pony in Ponyville, Celestia has sent Twilight to investigate just who this pony is. What all will Twilight discover?

WARNING: Contains sex, futanari, and adult language.

Published 2014-02-02 15:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-02 15:10:03 UTC

Going On A Wild Ride

There was a mare who was the talk of our town. When her name was mentioned, it drove ponies to saying things they would never say in their right mind.

“I’d give her a dollar to make ME holler!!”

“She’s got to be the sexiest mare in Equestria.”

“I’d tap her like she was nail, and I was the hammer. By the way, name’s Thundering Thor. You interested in me layin’ the ‘Thunder’ down on you?”

I rolled my eyes as I listened to idiocy slip from yet another pony's mouth. I was in no mood for stupidity, and even less enthusiastic to sit here and listen to this futile attempt to slide in an advancement. I was thirsty for knowledge, and the only thing that would quench said thirst, would be all the information I could obtain about this mare, Wild Ride. I decided to see if I could get some intel from my friends. Their responses weren’t surprising. Our minds had become warped and perverted with age.

“Darling, her body is simply exquisite!!” Rarity squealed. “Those beautiful long legs, her voluptuous curves…why, I would simply kill to get her measurements! I’d make a dress for her…then tear it right off!!”

Leave it to Rarity to be a sophisticated slut.

“I’d fuck the hell outta her.” Rainbow Dash pulled her shades down, “But I definitely wouldn't stop in ten seconds flat.”

Her gay pride babble wasn’t of any use to me.

“Well shoot, Ah’d do some downright unholy things tah get a taste of her cider…”

My eye twitched as I watched the drool began to form in Applejack’s mouth. I really hoped she was talking about her cum. Our farm pony is known to do some things during sex that would make most ponies cringe...

Pinkie giggled, “If I was wearing pants, there’d be a party in them!!”

I can do nothing but face-hoof myself for even taking the time to stop by her place and asking her.

Fluttershy spaced out for a second, “Th-that ass…” she squeaked and slapped her hooves over her mouth. “I’m sorry!!!”

‘Dammit, not ‘Shy too!’ I think to myself in disappointment. I turn and make my way out. However…just before the door closes, I barely, just barely hear her talking to her beloved pet rabbit.

“Oh Angel…if only she knew…Wild Ride is a fierce animal…and she almost turned me into one too…”

My ears flicker and a smile plasters itself to my face. Fluttershy, though the last one I would’ve expected, had more information than she cared to let on. But I am no longer the young unicorn that would make herself go insane for a bit of info. With ease, I would get her to tell me. Applejack knew where I could find Wild Ride at, so I asked my friends to join me in a ladies’ night out. They were all eager to come. Well...all but one;

Fluttershy.

At first, she stammered profusely over the phone. I then her heard Dash screaming at her in the background (something about the Rainbow Factory), and she was suddenly all for my idea. With the plans now set in motion, I would finally be able to complete my task. However, in all my things I have experienced, nothing would prepare me for the shit I was going to see tonight.

-MLP-

Later that night…

We were all seated in a VIP booth (that Pinkie SOMEHOW managed to get) in the infamous gentlestallion’s club: Hot 2 Trot. While my occupation would sometimes bring me to these types of establishments, I always did my best to avoid this one in particular. Oh well. I downed my sixth glass of Grey Moose and Applejack Daniels Whiskey combo.

Who said I couldn’t have some fun while on the job??

Pinkie raved on about some edible stockings she made out of licorice, with Rarity challenging her with her accomplishment of making edible panties out of jellybeans and frosting.

Damn…they both sounded good.

Dash, our lovable little attention whore, decided to chug a bottle of Henneighsy and then demanded us to tell her how much cooler she was then all of us.

“You’re so cool. 20% COOLER!!” Applejack shouted in a sarcastic, ‘Shut-the-fuck-up-Rainbow-Dash’ kind of tone.

It worked.

I was in and out of their conversations after that. My focus, though slightly debilitated, was set on Fluttershy. I studied her every movement, my years as an Intelligence Gathering Officer helped me paint a picture of her.

Continuous shifting of the eyes. Glancing. She was looking for something…or more than likely, somepony.

Elevated heart rate. Judging by the way her heart was beating (my skills managed to help me pick up the sound over the music, thank Celestia…), she wasn’t just nervous, she was excited.

Slight, unrthymic pulsating in her wings. Pegasian knowledge stated that this was a sign of arousal. This helped me confirm and even pinpoint her excitement.

Before I could continue my visual assessment, loud roaring and whooping sounded off from the back of the club. We all turned our attention to it. The crowd parted to make way for something. And then it finally happened.

Wild Ride appeared.

Her fur was a soft shade of grey, but a thin layer of sweat made her body glisten like sparkling silver. Her mane was onyx colored, cut to form a mohawk, save for a thick strand of hair that had been dyed hot pink and red. Her forelegs were adorned with golden bracelets, one in particular had a rose colored butterfly shaped crystal pressed into it. Her thick, long hind legs were wrapped in fish net stockings, stopping right below her cutie mark; a black silhouette of a posing show pony with a red lipstick kiss stain behind it. Her tail, matching Fluttershy’s in length, was hot pink and red at the tip, with diamonds occasionally dotting through it. Her tail was also wrapped up and raised at the base, drawing a great deal of attention to her plump flank. Her eyes fell onto our table (or at least I’m assuming she was looking at us, as I could hear Fluttershy beginning to reach the stages of hyperventilation). She smiled sweetly and sauntered her way over to us.

“Well now, if it isn’t my favorite little ponies.” Her voice laced with a soft Hispanic accent.

Four of my friends happily responded to her. Fluttershy and I however, remained silent. Her gaze settled onto me. She had a genetic trait that was rare in ponies; Heterochromia. I studied the intricate swirls of sapphire blue in her left iris, and the clusters of emerald green in her right one.

Sweet Celestia, she was a magnificent specimen of a pony. She was doing my race complete and utter justice, when it came to looks. Before I knew it, she had broken my Stranger Boundary (not that I minded at this point) and was leaning against me. She smelled of lavender and salt.

“Oh my, aren’t you Twilight Sparkle? You turned down the opportunity to be an Alicorn and stayed true to your race. You are famous amongst the Unicornians. It was…very sexy…”

As her breath landed on my neck and shoulders, I could feel my horn start to grow hot and sensitive, and my loins beginning to match in heat.

This was no normal mare.

She was a motherfucking panty wetter.

She left my side (much to my dismay) and got in front of Fluttershy. Her ears drooped a little, making her golden hoop earrings jingle. Her smile went from sexual to soft.

“Buenas noches, my dear. You don’t seem very excited to see me.” She cupped the canary yellow Pegasus’ face and leaned towards her ear. She whispered something that made her “EEP!!” loudly and make her wings snap wide open, completely at attention. We all couldn’t help but laugh at the display. She batted her eyelashes, and Fluttershy’s wings pulsed again. Our friend nodded and rose from her seat. Wild Ride turned back to us,

“You girls already know you are my most favored friends, and welcomed guest. Please…” she slightly turned her flank to us, giving us the most wonderful sight I may have, or ever will see, in my damn life. “Feel free to enter the VIP Quarters, and have the other show ponies make you feel welcomed.”

With that, she wrapped her tail around Fluttershy’s neck and led her to the back of the club. We got up and followed her to the back as well. Once we entered the VIP Quarters, we were surrounded by dozens of show ponies, dying to give us a good time. As much as I wanted to explore one of these show ponies’ bodies, I needed the intel on Wild Ride. And out of curiosity on a personal level, I wanted to know why Fluttershy and Wild Ride seemed close. I shadowed the two mares as they entered a red tinted room. With luck clearly on my side, they left the door ajar. I slid up to in and peeped inside. The two ponies were sitting in a fancy fluffed up queen sized bed.

“Why is my beautiful Pegasus so upset with me?” Wild Ride questioned with a small pout. “You know that you are my favorite lover…”

“Yeah, FAVORITE. Not ONLY.” Fluttershy said in a tone that was completely out of character. “I don’t want to keep doing this.

This sounded like some serious-

“DRAMA!!!” Rarity whispered in a sing song voice.

Out of reflex, I spun around and upper hoofed her. Realizing my horrible mistake, I use my magic catch her before she hits the carpet and makes too much noise.

“Who the hell punches somepony in the face for no reason?!” she hissed, as she rubbed her reddening snout.

“Who the hell goes around sneaking up on somepony?!” I retaliate.

“Ya do it all the damn time!”

I flinched at Applejack’s sudden appearance, and her scolding. “It’s yer damn job, ya should know better!!”

I apologized and put Rarity down. I leaned in and began my studying again. Rarity and Applejack peeped in with me. Wild Ride had her forelegs wrapped around Fluttershy, but neither were saying anything. Wild Ride glanced around the room, fishing for certain words.

“Baby, please do not be like this. You and I are here. Now. Your amigas are enjoying themselves, and we have time to...how you say...reconnect.”

She slowly rubbed her hooves up and down Fluttershy’s chest. Our friend grabbed them.

“You’re just a show pony, and I’m an Element of Harmony, Wild Ride. It’s just not going to work.”

Wild Ride got off of her and slid off the bed, “I do not need this from you right now. We were lovers and friends before we got our titles. But…If you don’t want me, then I will not stay here. I have bits that I need to make.” She started to turn to the door.

“GET OVER HERE!!” Fluttershy roared in a fierce tone. “You never made me pay for anything before, and I still managed to get my time with you. Now, this is my time, and you’re going to be here for all of it, pony.”

“My my, she’s got a nasty side to her. I’m loving it!” the white unicorn lightly clacks her hooves together in delight.

I roll my eyes, “Rarity, shut up.”

“She’s right though! Flutters is being a motherfucking gangsta right now!” a rasped voice whispers.

I nearly jump again and turn my neck. Rainbow was sitting behind me, sharing a bucket of popcorn with Pinkie.

“Where were you guys? And…where’d you get the popcorn?”

Pinkie smiled, “We met two show ponies named Buttery Goodness and Pop Mami, and they-”

I hold a hoof up, “Stop. Just…stop.”

Pinkie shrugs, and the two ponies join us in our spying-I MEAN- intel gathering. When we turned back, Wild Ride was standing back in front of Fluttershy.

“Very well then, Senorita Fluttershy. This is your time, and I am here to serve you.” She turned around and bowed, her glistening pussy now a few inches from Fluttershy’s face. “Do what you wish with me.”

Fluttershy lightly shook her head, “Turn back around, Wild Ride.”

The show pony turned and the flying pony leaned in. She whispered something into the unicorn’s ear. Wild Ride nodded and smiled. Her horn glowed, and she lowered it until she was at Fluttershy’s pussy. She looked up and smiled,

“Are you ready to go for a ‘wild ride’?”

Fluttershy chuckled, “Still using your name as a pun I see.” She stroked the unicorn’s spiky mane, “Yes, I am.”

With that, her horn shined magnificently for a moment, before sending the room back into its reddened glow. We all gasped at Fluttershy’s new…well-

“Holy shit, Ah know that’s not a dick.” Applejack whispered in disbelief.

I continued studying, “It looks like she used a partial Rule 63 spell.”

Rainbow looked at me, “A what?”

“Darling, it’s not something a Pegasus needs to know.” Rarity shuddered, “NOPONY should know about it honestly…”

“Would look at the size of that party cannon? I mean, that thing would destroy my cherry pie!”

We turn around, ready to slap Pinkie for her stupid innuendoes, only to see she was looking at a huge cannon, and holding a cherry pie in her hooves. We shook our heads.

Pinkie Pie Logic and Physics. These are things you simply just do not fuck with.

We turn back to see Fluttershy on her back. Wild Ride straddled her, letting the thick member slowly enter her hot tunnel. The both let out moans of pleasure, and she involuntarily thrust herself deeper into her Unicorn lover. We stared in awe as they fucked to the beat that was managing to make its way through the walls. Wild Ride ran a hoof through her mane, while placing her other hoof on the Pegasus’ chest. Fluttershy latched her hooves onto Wild Ride’s hips, thrusting harder than before into the show pony. I felt a bit of drool from Applejack’s mouth drip onto my shoulders. As disgusted as I was, and wanted to turn to uppercut the farmer, I couldn’t look away from the sight before me. Fluttershy drove harder and faster into her. Wild Ride’s moans became short outbursts of pleasure, and it took everything for us not to cheer her as our once shy Pegasus claimed her prize, and sent the Unicorn over the edge. Wild Ride’s horn shot out a burst of energy from the orgasm that flowed through her. Small fizzling balls of light slowly floated to the floor, as the two mares embraced each other and shared a deep and passionate kiss.

I stand corrected. THIS may be the most wonderful thing I may have, or ever will see, in my whole damn life.

Wild Ride cupped Fluttershy’s face into her hooves, “That always feels amazing, baby. I love it.”

Fluttershy smiled, “I love it too.”

Wild Ride separated herself from her, the fake cock faded away as she did so. She quickly flipped the pony over, surprising her and us. This pony definitely had a strong stamina and high endurance. Fluttershy looked back as Wild Ride’s horn glowed, and large sized cock appeared between her thighs, and erected itself.

“I’m going to return the favor to you, mi amor.” She smiled in a way that was so dark and sexy, that we didn’t know if it was supposed to turn Fluttershy on, or scare her. Wild Ride slowly slid herself deep into Fluttershy, eliciting a moan from her that, well...shit, made all of us hot between the hind legs.

“Sweet Celestia, Ah might have tah try an’ get me a taste of ‘Shy at some point.” Applejack whispered.

I felt Pinkie nod in agreement, “I’d throw a party for it.”

“Shut up, it’s getting good.” Rainbow demanded.

We watched on as Wild Ride slowly fucked Fluttershy from behind. Her yellow hooves clawed and crumpled the sheets. She started to bury her face into one of the pillows, but Wild Ride grabbed a hoof-ful of her pink mane.

“No no, senorita, I want to hear your sounds of enjoyment. Since you do not pay in bits, you will pay this way.”

Slow and deep turned to fast and rough. The sound of Wild Rides pelvic region slamming into Fluttershy’s flanks almost overpowered the music. Her moans turned into screams. Fluttershy’s in trouble! I need to jump in-

“Slow your roll, Twilight.” Rainbow commanded as she placed a reassuring hoof on my shoulder. “She’s fine, alright? She’s a screamer.”

We all look back at Rainbow, who had a strange smile on her face. We would discuss how she knew this later, but for now, we would keep an eye on our friend. Wild Ride yanked her pink mane while she fucked her raw. With one final thrust, they came in unison. Wild Ride collapsed on top of Fluttershy, causing the yellow pegasus to fall underneath her. Fluttershy turned around,

“Oh my…that was wonderful.” She reverted back to her shy voice. “Thank you for that.”

Wild Ride smiled, “I don’t just love this…I love you as well.”

Fluttershy started to get a little teary eyed, “I love you, Wild Ride.”

“OHMIGAWD, THAT’S SO SWEET!! SWEETER THAN FROSTING!!” Pinkie screamed out.

The two lovers' heads swiveled to the door. We all glared at Pinkie.

“Pinkie Pie, you dumb fuck! What’d you do that for?!” Rainbow snarled.

“I’m sorry, I got caught up in the moment!!”

The door opened up all the way. Wild Ride stared down at us, and we looked back up like foals caught with our hooves in the cookie jar. She arched a perfectly plucked brow at us,

“What are you girls doing?”

“I-we-well-you see-“ I stammer profusely. Before I could find the right words, Wild Ride cut me off.

“If you wanted to join us, you should’ve just asked.”

I gawk at her, but my friends only cheer as they all dive into the bed with a surprised Fluttershy. I felt hooves grab onto my shoulders, and pull me into the VIP Room…

-MLP-

“Your Highness, I have a message from Twilight Sparkle.” A pegasus guard declared as he trotted into Princess Celestia’s throne room.

“Excellent!” Celestia smiled in content. “She got the job done faster than expected.” She took the scroll into her magic grip and brought it closer. “Let’s see what she’s found out about this very interesting character that I have heard so much of.” She opened the scroll and began to read it.

‘Good Afternoon Princess of the Sun,

You sent me out to find out about this recent addition to our town, Wild Ride. She is an extremely famous Unicornian show pony that works at the adult club that is called 'Hot 2 Trot'. And while you may be thinking that she’s just another show pony, let me tell you now, that she has a great power within her;

The power of seduction and persuasion.

Not only that, she is also Fluttershy’s lover, though I don’t know if that title was in the past, or is current. It is possible that it is though, as I stumbled upon the two in a fit of passion. I have also learned a few other things during my gathering process, to which I have numbered below if you need me to conduct further investigations on them.

1. Pinkie Pie and Rarity make edible sex undergarments.

2. It’s possible that there is a prior history between Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy (this one I feel strongly needs to be investigated)

3. Applejack is into BDSM.

4. Rarity has WAY too many uses for her horn. (However, if you find yourself in need for any of her strange horn talents, she would be delighted to show them to you).

5. Wild Ride speaks much about you, and is quite interested in a night of courtship. She would also like us to participate in said courtship, and that if you wish for that to happen, please let her know.

We are very close, Celestia, and I know that you value my opinion when it comes to the culture and lifestyles outside of the Canterlot Castle. And I feel that I must give an input on this unicorn. I recommend that you pay her a visit, and participate in the activities that she has planned out for you.

Sincerely, your faithful student and top Gatherer, Twilight Sparkle.’

Celestia looked up and closed the scroll. The guards turned to look at her as she quickly rose from her throne.

“Is something wrong, your Highness?” a white furred guard asked.

“I must go to Ponyville immediately.” Celestia replied in a serious tone. “Urgent business has arisen.”

“Would you like us to get your chariot ready for you, your Highness?” a grey furred guard spoke up. “It will take but a moment.”

“No.” the princess took a determined stance and splayed her wings. “It will be faster if I just teleport there myself. Twilight Sparkle has spoken of a powerful new unicorn, and I simply must find out if she really is as strong as my most powerful student says she is.”

With that, her horn glowed brightly and she vanished. Both of the guards caught the smile on her face just as she disappeared. They both looked at each other with an all knowing grin on their faces.

"You think she knows about her now?" the white guard asked the other.

The grey one nodded, "She's about to go and try out Wild Ride for herself. What...a...nympho...."

They both laughed, excited for the return of the princess, who they knew would be all too eager to tell her sister. They definitely were going to try to stand the night shift to hear THAT conversation...

Author's Note

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