Royal Pets

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“What do you think it is?”
“I dunno,” Shining Armor shrugged as his wife tipped the oddly heavy box with one hoof. “Who’s it from?”

Cadence rubbed her chin with the bottom of her vibrantly colored pink hoof, humming in thought.
“No idea,” she said slowly, inspecting the package that it had come in and showing it to the curious Shining. “There’s no return address.”
“… Hon, it’s addressed to ‘Princess Candy Ass’.”
“That’s why I’m cautious to open it,” Cadence deadpanned.

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