Hearts and Hooves Day a family tale!

Our story begins in the honey buzzbar! Where sweet spike as manage to get rarity to go out on a romantic date on this very day, symbolizing his special somepony! Meanwhile unknown to the two slightly lovers, life three investigators wearing a coat, The CMC were hired by one Princess twilight sparkle by Royal Comanches, to spy on said couple, to earn their royal Cutie marks!

Twilight realizing that she just hired the wrong parties for the job, well actually to be fair pinky pointed out this was a bad, without using her spider sense.

Twilight”we look completely ridiculous and where did you get these costumes?”

Pinky wearing a harlequin outfit”were in my closet these are actually my parents they wore these when they first met, well actually they wore this on their first date, they met under completely different circumstances.”

Twilight curiosity sparkle, to being the purple hat that she was wearing to a slight angle, too better-her horn”intriguing begin!”

As Pinky pie said”okay this all began in a far far far far far away time, where the land was not over ran by discord's chaos! Also giant killer robots roaming around the countryside with giant robots transformed into giant cities that even more giant robots used to live in.” Twilight instantly stop Pinky and said”true story please not wild exaggerations.” As Pinky pulled down the curtain, and began to show home movies!

As Pinky's mother wearing the same outfit replied”Mr. C, we didn't bring any C4, we only have some rubber chickens?”

Cackling earth pony wearing a purple striped tuxedo, a Fedora purple hat, with a pale white face and all wild green mane, brandishing a pick and slanted down onto the solid steel door, and placed in an exploding cigar!

As Clyde clown Pie reply to his darling criminal cohort”don't worry, this is all for the baby!”

As the vault door exploded, revealing tons of bit! And also revealed tons and tons and tons of the Royal guard, by one commander Pinkamena Fox Flank!

the Princess began to interrupt”are you telling me that your family were criminals!”

Pinky interjected”my dad just happen to be at the time a member of Las Pegasus Clown family. But they did leave until after I was born, ranted mom was pregnant with me on that first date, and Granny Pinky showed up on that first date.”

Twilight look very accusatory, thanks to Pinky's information here does give her more reasons to be worried about Spike's relationship with rarity, if Pinky pie's family were capable of having her mother go upon a dangerous crime spree, while being pregnant with her, which explains so much about Pinky pie, because who knows what exploding cigar fumes due to a baby, and overhearing later parts of the story featuring exploding pies, killer spray flowers, and deadly bubbles! This was absolutely terrifying.

After the story twilight”Pinky I can now see why your family never smiled, they were branded as criminals and apparently rock farming was a criminal punishment, and were breaking those rocks for FUN!”

Pinky Scratching her head”what gives you that idea, I really did love my striped pajamas.”

As the waitress came over and it turned out to be the one and only fluttershy?

To be continued: