Hearts and Hooves Day a family tale!

by Sir lightning blade

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 1196

Spike and rarity out on a date and Princess twilight sparkle find out that she has things to worry about actually!

twilight is spying on her baby Dragon,who is going out with her very dear friend rarity an older and more refined woman,her friends trying to sell her worries by telling stories of how their parents met or their dates, each story makes twilight more more panic and feared, especially when she finds out that her friends are descendents from criminals, a mad scientist and necromancer, a former of equestrian spy and a former spy for (that cannot be pronounced because it's British and also includes a pony reference) and even one that she thought might actually have an family that actually normal like applejack makes her panic even worse because, of the circumstances over the conception of apparently big Macintosh! all while having her keep eye because she decided to pick the crusaders to go on a spy mission,which Pinky even points out that was a bad idea!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-10 22:29:50 UTC

chaos and giant robot

Our story begins in the honey buzzbar! Where sweet spike as manage to get rarity to go out on a romantic date on this very day, symbolizing his special somepony! Meanwhile unknown to the two slightly lovers, life three investigators wearing a coat, The CMC were hired by one Princess twilight sparkle by Royal Comanches, to spy on said couple, to earn their royal Cutie marks!

Twilight realizing that she just hired the wrong parties for the job, well actually to be fair pinky pointed out this was a bad, without using her spider sense.

Twilight”we look completely ridiculous and where did you get these costumes?”

Pinky wearing a harlequin outfit”were in my closet these are actually my parents they wore these when they first met, well actually they wore this on their first date, they met under completely different circumstances.”

Twilight curiosity sparkle, to being the purple hat that she was wearing to a slight angle, too better-her horn”intriguing begin!”

As Pinky pie said”okay this all began in a far far far far far away time, where the land was not over ran by discord's chaos! Also giant killer robots roaming around the countryside with giant robots transformed into giant cities that even more giant robots used to live in.” Twilight instantly stop Pinky and said”true story please not wild exaggerations.” As Pinky pulled down the curtain, and began to show home movies!

As Pinky's mother wearing the same outfit replied”Mr. C, we didn't bring any C4, we only have some rubber chickens?”

Cackling earth pony wearing a purple striped tuxedo, a Fedora purple hat, with a pale white face and all wild green mane, brandishing a pick and slanted down onto the solid steel door, and placed in an exploding cigar!

As Clyde clown Pie reply to his darling criminal cohort”don't worry, this is all for the baby!”

As the vault door exploded, revealing tons of bit! And also revealed tons and tons and tons of the Royal guard, by one commander Pinkamena Fox Flank!

the Princess began to interrupt”are you telling me that your family were criminals!”

Pinky interjected”my dad just happen to be at the time a member of Las Pegasus Clown family. But they did leave until after I was born, ranted mom was pregnant with me on that first date, and Granny Pinky showed up on that first date.”

Twilight look very accusatory, thanks to Pinky's information here does give her more reasons to be worried about Spike's relationship with rarity, if Pinky pie's family were capable of having her mother go upon a dangerous crime spree, while being pregnant with her, which explains so much about Pinky pie, because who knows what exploding cigar fumes due to a baby, and overhearing later parts of the story featuring exploding pies, killer spray flowers, and deadly bubbles! This was absolutely terrifying.

After the story twilight”Pinky I can now see why your family never smiled, they were branded as criminals and apparently rock farming was a criminal punishment, and were breaking those rocks for FUN!”

Pinky Scratching her head”what gives you that idea, I really did love my striped pajamas.”

As the waitress came over and it turned out to be the one and only fluttershy?

To be continued:

Dr. Frankenshy horror picture show

"fluttershy!what are you doing serving tables!"she said looking incredibly surprised, fluttershy was wearing a revealing barmaid outfit as well,and she could see her very shy friend blushing at the seams.

"well the tickets aren't exactly cheap, and it wouldn't feel right to ask money for my friends."before twilight could ask what ticket, Pinky quickly changed the subject by saying"why don't you tell us how your parents met, beyond the whole fact that they met in a graveyard" as twilight was about to ask Pinky to stop telling her tall tales, but was apprised with her friend was telling the truth!

"oh my, my dad was scrounging for parts, when my mom was looking for the proper bodies and they came on the same grave, it was love at first sight. As they were arrested for grave robbing"twilight mouth was hanging wide open, and two of her closest friends were children of criminals, and not ordinary criminals like purse snatchers but up bank robber and grave robbers!

"as they spent the night in sales across from each other, trading off their secrets my dad building off mobsters, my mom known for resurrecting the dead."

"your mom was necromancer,but you didn't know no cloud walking spell, you could mention that earlier!"having her thoughts of priority and long research pushed out of her head, and completely ignoring the fact that necroman is definitely branded is illegal and not just because the whole resurrect the dead thing!

"well that's because my mom died before we move to cloudale,we used to live in Trottylvania,until I was five! now let me get back to my story,after they were spending their night across the prison sales they were brought towards the judge, normally they would be sentenced to death, but due to the recent acts of constant invasions, from untold number of creatures they were given community service because of their special talents! as such my brothers and sisters were created!" by this point twilight had been completely broken, it was well-known that Trottylvania was constantly threatened by the plague of supernatural creatures which now made sense why her dear friend fluttershy was not afraid of anything other than dragons! and now she was picturing her friend with a big brother that was a giant mechanical Golem, and a big sister that probably looked very similar to her vampire form that she took on earlier this year by twilight slight failure with magic.

"Gespenst With her dark gray mane,in gorgeous pale white coat, married to my lovely father Dr. Frankenshy during October, on the most terrifying night nightmare night!"

twilight was completely lost in a trance of complete and absolute shock, she had read books on both of these famous people, it was understandable that she didn't know Pinky's family history, despite doing geology but her best friend the sweetness and kindness pony in all the land was the daughter of the most well-known necromancer criminal of all time,and the only real reason that she was technically allowed to look at the books that, to be honest he was just curious how magic worked, and sit while tempted to do the magic personnel who wasn't for the whole digging up dead bodies, and she would never try to murder some pony for some type of experiment, but now the most well-known and fiercely documented Dr. history, such a pioneer of mad science, inventor of many inventions, some that she herself is been trying to rebuild! as her friend quickly gathered their orders Pinkie pie doing the ordering for her, and ran off to quickly go get drinks!

During twilight's trance spike & rarity got up after paying for their meal,to go see a show! twilight still broken from the mind-boggling revelation, did notice the ones that she was tailing had gotten up, and the CMC were on the trail!