Jaiden's Sexventures

by Jaidens_Stories

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 517

Backstory: Jaiden used to date vinyl scratch for four years. Well she dumped him and put him in a box of shit. As jaiden searches ponyvilleliveglobal for a job , a marefriend , and a place to live. He encounters some pretty strange Sexventures.

Backstory: Jaiden used to date vinyl scratch for four years. Well she dumped him and put him in a box of shit. As jaiden searches equestria for a job , a marefriend , and a place to live. He encounters some pretty strange Sexventures.(WARNING!!!!!! Kids, do not read this , unless your really perverted, Just COVER YOUR EARS AND EYES).

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-19 21:03:12 UTC

Prologue: Bass Drop

As Jaiden stuck his nose in Vinyl's vagina, Vinyl yelled out "wait!" Jaiden looked up at Vinyls face as she exclaimed " I-I just don't feel right Jaiden, w-we should stop.." Jaiden looks at Vinyl with a "are you fucking serious face and Jaiden says" " Vinyl , y-you mean it?" Vinyl nods and replies " I'm just not feeling the spark anymore Jaiden.." As Jaiden lay's back down on the bed Vinyl Scratch says " Jaiden .. I found someone else , goodbye..." Jaiden pick's up his sorrow head just as Vinyl had shot him with a sleeping dart.

Jaiden  wakes up in a box filled with sweat, piss, and shit. The only thing jaiden thought about is how Vinyl took all of his bits.Jaiden picks himself up and pick up surrounding's , he sees the Everfree forest, Fluttershy's house, and the bridge to enter Ponyville. Jaiden brushes himself off and find's a paper note in his mane. He open's the note and it reads : Jaiden, I'm sorry but were through , please , never come near me ever again , Vinyl . "That fucking bitch " Jaiden thought to himself as he ripped the note into pieces. "well here we go again..."

Chapter 1 : Making Creme Cupakes

As I walk down the pony bridge , I smell something funny... I check my mane and find a stick of shit  caught in the middle of my mane "I fucking hate Vinyl." I say in my head. I pull out the shit that was caught in my mane and head down to rarity's boutique. "maybe she could let me sleep over for a few days until I get back on my hooves." I enter the boutique , no one was there, "maybe she's working upstairs" I say to myself as walking slowly up the stairs.Entering the long corridor, I see Sweetiebelle and the other cmc's . I peek through the door and see them using rarity's dildo's as swords . "kids these days..." I say in my head. I enter rarity's fashion room and saw rarity working on one of her latest dresses. Rarity looks up for her desk and has a relief look on her face, she gets up from her desk and hands me a bag full of clothes. She speaks out " Oh Jaiden darling can you help me with this small task ?" I reply " yeah rarity bu-'We can talk later Jaiden just please give this dress to Applejack." I think in my head" what am I doing anymore ?" I walk back past Sweetiebelles room an see the three coved in sweat and jizz. I walk out of the door and head to Sweet Apple Acres.

Heading toward Sweet Apple Acers , I saw a man named Carlos sucking of a box shaped dick , "Carlos... What did I tell you about sucking boxes?" Carlos responded to me with him saying " oooh oooh AHH " I fly off as fast as I can , if I didn't , I'd probably sucking off the box too.