When Ponies Play Xbox

“Darn it! I lost again, thanks to that stupid pony who hacks!” Yelled Twilight Sparkle, throwing her controller on the ground.

“Twilight, you should read a book on how to play video games!” snickered Spike.

“You’re right! Call of Duty: Black Ops II Edition!” said Twilight, using her magic to pick up the book from a high shelf and blowing the dust off.

Spike shook his head and grabbed a controller.

Twilight read aloud, “This is no real book, and if you’re reading this, you must be that bad!”

“Argh! You listen hear, you stupid jerks who troll! I will kill you with my highly customized Kap-11! And I’m level 1, so watch out!” she screamed in the headsets.

“Bwhaha!” laughed a mare voice.

“Huh? Rainbow Dash?!” gasped Twilight.

“Not just me, even Scootaloo killed you!” she guffawed.

“Yeah, who’s a chicken now?” the filly shouted into the mic as Twilight was crouching behind a wall, afraid and hiding from the other teams.

“...”

“Muffinz!” shouted Derpy in the mic as she shot a machine gun in all directions.

“Maybe Zombies is more your style, darling.” said a fancy mare voice, Rarity.

“Rarity? Even you play?” gasped Rainbow Dash and Twilight.

“I have to stay in line with what’s in, girls.” she replied.

“Um, then would you be curious for why I’m playing?” said a timid voice.

“Fluttershy!” yelled a jolly mare voice.

“Um, Pinkie Pie?” the timid yellow mare asked fearfully.

“Yeah! It’s me! Anyone up for Grief Zombies?” asked Pinkie, bouncing up and down.