When Ponies Play Xbox

by ssssssssssssss

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1229

The Mane 6, CMC, Derpy, Discord, and the Princess' discover the Xbox and this is how it would go down.(possibly)

CoD: Black Ops II, White Noise, and much more. The ponies will play them. Just read how.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-22 22:33:38 UTC

White Noise

"White Noise, guys!" Said Rainbow, going on her variety of games and clicked on White Noise Online.

"Ok! There's only 4 at a time, so maybe make like 3 games for each!" stated Rarity, looking at her glossy white hooves.

"Ok, set up the game!" Yelled Twilight in the headsets.

Spike covered his ears and rolled his eyes.

The TV screen lit up as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Applejack and Rarity, who was hosting the game, were invited to a game of White Noise.

Meanwhile, Twilight was invited to a game by the two Princesses and Fluttershy.

Rainbow, Spike, Pinkie, and Scootaloo made their own game.

Derpy was most likely delivering mail and muffins.

Discord was taking a shower while singing "Winter Wrap Up".

They all chose the map Founder's Hall and traveled in two's.

Twilight heard a static noise and flinched. "I found a tape!" she yelled in surprise, doing a victory dance.

Celestia modded the game, making the alien a banana.

Rainbow made her pony sneak behind Spike and yelled, "There he is! Run!"

Panic flooded through Spike's head as he held the A button to run as fast as his pony could.

Scootaloo laughed along with Rainbow in the headsets, making Spike growl with anger. He calmed down, and rolled his eyes.

Twilight heard thumping. She began to hold the A button, her heart tensed, but had lost the princesses and now was alone.

"Hello? Luna? Celestia? Fluttershy?" she called into the headsets.

"We found 3 tapes, 4 more to go!" burst Luna in the mic, yelling in her Canterlot voice.

"Ahh! I see a banana!" shrieked Twilight and Fluttershy, who was cowering in the corner.

Celestia had a troll face as Twilight raged and reported the banana got her and Fluttershy.

Celestia floated through the map and collected the 6th tape.

"2 more to go!" she said, beaming.

Luna heard static and thuding and died.

Celestia finally found the 7th tape, but died when she heard the 8th.

As for the rest, Pinkie was smiling the whole time, due to her finding two tapes, and Rainbow finding one.

"I think I see one!" called Apple Bloom as she saw a red square with static coming from it.

She clicked A, picked it up, and heard thumping.

She trembled and put the controller down, not wanting to play anymore, along with Sweetie Belle.

Rarity and Applejack stood alongside each other, trembling as they searched for the other tapes.

Rarity screamed as a white alien got her, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle.

Applejack was cowering with fear, as she found another tape, then got caught.

Spike and the other 3 had 5 tapes, and now 6. They had 5 encounters so far with the alien, and screamed only once.

2 were caught-Spike and Pinkie.

Scootaloo had found 2 tapes, while Rainbow had found only one in the suspenseful 15 minutes.

Rainbow had gotten split up and had died quickly.

Scootaloo honestly didn't wanna play anymore, and saw the alien, terrified for her life.

The white creature blurred her vision with static.

She died, and that was that.

Minecraft

Today's a new day! thought Twilight as she awoke, and said aloud, "Screw you studies!", and teleported all her books to the moon, and logged on to Xbox.

She selected Minecraft, and Rarity, Pinkie, RD, FS, and Derpy joined.

"Trololo!" yelled RD as she told Twilight that wooden planks were the best to make your house out of, but not when lightning struck the house. It caught fire, and Twilight died, and lost all her stu- wait. She actually had- hm...lets see...aha! Only....64 diamonds?! Twilight was pretty pissed. So pissed she told RD that she was cheating on her and was dating Rarity. Well that esclated quickly. Anyway...Fluttershy was scolding Pinkie for killing pigs.

"Pinkie! Stop!"

"My pony needs food!"

"Can't you wait?"

"No, I'm dying!"

"Fluttershy rage quited and ended up breaking her TV.

Prologue

“Darn it! I lost again, thanks to that stupid pony who hacks!” Yelled Twilight Sparkle, throwing her controller on the ground.

“Twilight, you should read a book on how to play video games!” snickered Spike.

“You’re right! Call of Duty: Black Ops II Edition!” said Twilight, using her magic to pick up the book from a high shelf and blowing the dust off.

Spike shook his head and grabbed a controller.

Twilight read aloud, “This is no real book, and if you’re reading this, you must be that bad!”

“Argh! You listen hear, you stupid jerks who troll! I will kill you with my highly customized Kap-11! And I’m level 1, so watch out!” she screamed in the headsets.

“Bwhaha!” laughed a mare voice.

“Huh? Rainbow Dash?!” gasped Twilight.

“Not just me, even Scootaloo killed you!” she guffawed.

“Yeah, who’s a chicken now?” the filly shouted into the mic as Twilight was crouching behind a wall, afraid and hiding from the other teams.

“...”

“Muffinz!” shouted Derpy in the mic as she shot a machine gun in all directions.

“Maybe Zombies is more your style, darling.” said a fancy mare voice, Rarity.

“Rarity? Even you play?” gasped Rainbow Dash and Twilight.

“I have to stay in line with what’s in, girls.” she replied.

“Um, then would you be curious for why I’m playing?” said a timid voice.

“Fluttershy!” yelled a jolly mare voice.

“Um, Pinkie Pie?” the timid yellow mare asked fearfully.

“Yeah! It’s me! Anyone up for Grief Zombies?” asked Pinkie, bouncing up and down.

CoD: BOII Zombies

“I want the Barn map!” said Twilight.

“I want Farm!” yelled Rainbow and Scootaloo.

“Um, if you don’t mind, Farm.” whispered Fluttershy.

“I want muffinz!” abrupted Derpy.

“Farm!” Yelled Spike.

“Howdy, guys! I wanna play farm with Apple Bloom!” said Applejack as she joined the game and party.

“I also have Sweetie Belle, so maybe farm is fine.” agreed Rarity.

“Ok! Join now! And next we will play White Noise!” Replied Pinkie, setting the game up.

The ponies joined, and the map loaded.

Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Rarity, and Sweetie Belle were on a team while Twilight, Fluttershy, Derpy, Pinkie, and Spike were on the other.

All the ponies fought over which pony got which zombie on Round 1, and since it was on Original, Twilight was NOT happy one little bit. She felt like she was being trolled for the sixth time today. She sounded like a noob, how she screamed in the mic for help while Spike and all the others laughed their butts off.

Princess Luna was online and saw the ponies online and joined a game along with her sister and Celestia and Discord.

They were playing Zombies TranZit, and Discord was trolling them constantly by throwing grenades at the bus driver and eventually was kicked out of it.

Celestia was throwing bananas at the screen while Luna was shouting in the royal Canterlot voice in the mic at Discord saying how the both were down only on round 5.

They lost, and decided to troll the Mane 6 and distract them by yelling in the mic in the party.

“Ahh! Help! My zombie train is failing!” yelled Twilight, running in a circle up and down the rotting barn stairs, not realizing every other pony (and dragon) was down.

Twilight died, due to her not having any Juggernog and her unfixable noobness.