Permenant marker

I was on the verge of going to sleep at the counter when Vinyl burst in once again. "Gray, hey man you gotta help me!" Vinyl nearly jumped onto the counter, slamming her front hooves into it and nearly knocking an expensive clay pot to the ground. I leaned off my chair, grabbing it and managing to soften the impact with my spine. "Whoa dude, sorry!"

I set the pot down on the floor and pulled myself back into my seat. "Ow...god damn it, that really hurt you know. Shit...now what do you want?!"

Vinyl pushed off the counter. "Hey don't you get started with me! I'm already dealing with enough stupid shit right now! So can you help me or not!?"

I let out a long huff. "Fine, shop is empty anyways." I locked the back door and met her at the front. "So what's the problem?"

Vinyl pranced in place as I locked the door to the shop. "Ponies, everywhere! I need someone with fingers to help!"

"Fine...fine...I'll see what I can do." I quieted down and waited for her to lead me back to the club. A short walk later and we were at the rather bland building she used for her shows.

As we walked in, the entire club was littered with passed out clubbers. The distinct smell of sex and sweat was heavy in the air as well. "What the hell happened!?"

Vinyl trotted over and sat on a passed out stallion. "Remember how I said I was gonna be busy yesterday? Yeah...I hosted all day and this happened." she poked the stallion, making him groan loudly as he splayed out further. "They just never left, and now the entire place is littered with the little buggers."

I poked a pile of ponies with my shoe. "So why do you need me? Can't you just throw them out yourself?"

"Pfff, throw em out? No." Vinyl trotted off, coming back with a large black box. "We're not gonna throw em out! We're gonna draw on em." she opened the box, revealing a large collection of markers. "I don't know many unicorns in town, so you're the next best thing."

I started laughing and pulled a few markers out. "You are serious?"

Vinyl was already mid pen stroke as she looked back at me. "Hey, they're the one who passed out in here. I close at three, they stay they get drawn on." She turned back to a passed out human's face. "And...there, how's that for a penis?"

I walked over and looked at the black marker dick she'd drawn on the girl's face. "Well...is alright." I took the black marker from her magical grip and knelt down. "Needs...a little more." I drew a few spurt lines from the head and gave it some veins. "There, is proper penis."

"Nice thick black dick." Vinyl chuckled as she moved on. "Oh...hey Gray...I got a question."

I picked a pink pony and joined her in the drawing. "Okay, I can answer."

"Am I a slut?"

My arm shot out, smudging my writing along the pony's neck. "Uh- I mean...you did kinda of blow me after the second date."

Vinyl slowly made her way past the bodies that lined the floor. "Dude, second date's a long time! Ponies either do it first date, or tenth."

I stared at her as she started drawing a spiral around the pink pony's cutiemark. "Is that normal? I mean...sexuality varies country to country back home, so I guess.... I don't know." I finished my botched writing and stood up. "Back in Poland the women were a three date deal, or it was a one night thing."

Vinyl drew a crude skull and moved on. "But you taste good. Should I wait, I mean...I will, I don't want to, but I will."

I shrugged and switched to a blue marker. "I do not care, and if someone says something to you, I will break their fucking nose."

Vinyl's head jumped up. "Dude, seriously?"

"Are we together?"

"Well I kinda claimed you...do you know what that means?"

"No, but I assume we are together, so yes." I finished writing kurwa on a drunk pony's face. "You have trouble, I will deal with it. Just like in Poland."

Vinyl adjusted her glasses and sat on her haunches. "Dude that's awesome. Can you...come here?"

I finished drawing an arrow down the back of some human towards their ass and walked over. "Okay, sure."

Vinyl gestured for me to come down to her. I did, and was immediately tackled by the amorous mare. She clung to my neck as she forced out lips together. It didn't last long, but she definitely got her point across. "That's hot."

I was left laughing amongst the bodies as she wandered off. "What?"

Vinyl went back to drawing. "I'm gonna explain pony relationships for you real quick. There are herds, and there are one on one. That's all pretty normal, but a guy fighting for a girl, that's awesome."

I sat upright and started doodling on the nearest bare flesh. "Is that not normal? Back home you either hit someone who fucked your girl, or fucked with your girl."

Vinyl shivered, letting out a strange groan as she did. "Where did you say you were from?"

"The Ukraine...."

"We're going there one day."

I started laughing nervously. "Heh heh...heh...no." I dragged a marker from pony to human to pony as I walked around. "Russia is causing trouble, and the country is a little...dirty, right now." I capped the marker and pocketed it. "And I spent most of my time on the polish boarder. Maybe we can go to Poland...not terrible idea." I thought back to the beautiful blondes back home. "No...is good idea."

"You serious? I can save up some money if you think you can get us there."

I let out a funny noise. "Pfffff, is Poland. It won't cost too much. And Vincent pays me way too much. Have you been to earth before?"

"Once." Vinyl finished with her markers and put them away. "I toured the town the portals in. It uh...kinda sucked."

I nodded. "Newfoundland, it really does suck."

"Really cold."

"Cold? Bah, black sea is cold." I walked over to the bar as Vinyl followed. "So is that it?"

Vinyl nodded and went behind the bar. "I think so. See how quick that went with two people!? They would have woken up if I had to do it alone." A loud groan rang out as she spoke. "See, just in freaking time!"

The newly sketched patrons started to collect themselves and wake each other up. "Um...Gray can you make them leave?" Vinyl asked as the patrons lingered around.

"Should hire a bouncer." I left the bar and started sorting out the groggy clubbers. "Out you, Go dry out!" I tossed a grown man out the front door and started herding the others out. "Outside, go, is closed, leave!" Little by little the club was drained of the loiterers. "Come back when you have more money!" I yelled as the hungover mob was released into town. "The coffee shop is going to make a killing soon."

Vinyl was laying across the bar as I returned. "Hey...is this sexy?" She rolled onto her back and stretched out her hoof, letting out a soft, ooh, as she did.

I shrugged and sat at the bar. "Am still not used to thinking of ponies as sexy...it takes time."

Vinyl lifted her front end off the bar with an angry gasp. "Well you think I'm sexy right!?"

"I would not fight for an ugly woman." I cooed with a smile, tugging at her ear as I did.

Vinyl wiggled around as I let her ear go, eventually laid her chin across the bar and adopting a dumb smile. "Your voice makes me wet...and I love it."

I shook my head and rubbed my eyes. "Well...not subtle."

She looked at me. "I'm a blue maned DJ with an awesome reputation for being awesome. Subtlety can suck it."

I started laughing as Vinyl climbed off the bar. "An awesome reputation for being awesome? Is that a thing here?"

"It is if you're me." Vinyl spun around on a bar stool. "Hey so...the shop place is already closed...and I don't have to work today...do you wanna...like...watch a movie?"

"What kind of movie?"

Vinyl stared at me, my reflection crystal clear in her glasses. "P-porn...." She looked nervous. "Will you watch porn with me?"

"Eeeeeeeh...porn with girl...or work. On one hand, money, on the other hand pussy." I rubbed my chin hard. "I am conflicted."

"Seriously?"

"No." I stood up and started walking towards the door to her loft. "Vince and Rose are in Canterlot until Tuesday anyways."

Vinyl ran past me and blocked the stairs. "Uh...that's great...can you wait here?"

"No."

Vinyl stopped dead halfway up the stairs. "I kinda need to--"

I waved her off and walked up after her. "I'm not waiting in there, smells like a sex pit."

"But I--"

"Vinyl, it's--"

We were both cut off as the door to her loft swung open. A dozy grey mare wandered out and looked around. "Oh...hey...a human...neat." She walked towards me and Vinyl. "Oh...is this him?"

Vinyl peered at me from behind her glasses. "Uh...Gray...this is Treble...we're...related."

Treble nodded lazily. "I...am Treble, her cousins brother's uncle's wife's daughter...." Her speech was incredibly slow and labored. "So I think...we're...cousins?" She appeared to have confused herself.

"Yes...we're cousins." Vinyl corrected, a little annoyed. "So are you leaving?"

She looked at Vinyl for a long time. "...What?"

"We can use the loft?"

Treble let out a long oooooh, rolling her head as she did. "I was gonna say...they're still spraying my apartment." Treble bobbed her head and started off down the stairs. "Vinyl...I left your lube on the TV."

"Thank you Treble!" Vinyl shouted angrily. "Love you!"

"Heeeeeey cool...."

I watched as Treble walked away, a pair of white panties evident as she walked away. "Wow...were those yours?"

"Don't start...I'll tell you later but I really don't want to right now." She forced the door open and walked inside. "She's great...but she touches my stuff every time she comes over." Vinyl left me alone in her home as she wander off. I found a place on her couch and waited.

"Motherfucker! She fucking took it!" Vinyl screamed as she ran out of her room. "She took my damn butt plug!"

I stared forward and took a deep breath. I closed my eyes as I exhaled and spoke. "What?"

"She took my best butt plug! I was gonna use that thing damn it!"

I massaged my head as she paced about the room. "I don't know why I'm surprised...you said you wanted to watch porn...yet I am still surprised. I think I might be an idiot."

"Dude...just...should we still even do it- wait...." She bolted back into her room and let out a pleased yelp. "Found it!" She walked back in with a black tube. "I almost forgot about this thing. I can't use it in public so I never use it!"

She sat across my lap and levitated the thing behind her. "What the hell?" I asked as she started levitating DVDs over and scanning through them. "What is this?"

"Inflatable...no...buttplug...no...." She continued to flip through the disks. "Do you want all ponies, pony on human, or human on human?"

I stared at the latex monstrosity in my hands. "I do not even know where to start with this." As I stopped talking a bottle of lube flew into my view.

"So I guess I'll pick.... Oh, and just use a little bit of that and stick the pointy part in."

"Not what I mea--" I was cut off as a graphic lesbian sex scene popped onto the TV. "Really, just humans?"

Vinyl shifted around my lap as she stuck her hoof between her legs. "I like boobs...." She let out a long sigh as I watched her hoof drag across her pussy. "I wish I had boobs...."

I gave up and coated the plug in lube. "How did I even meet you?!"

"Is that a jo- okay!" She tensed up as I yanked her tail out of the way. "Hey, don't be- fuu- okay...be rough." She rubbed her sex hard as she stared at the TV. She let out a soft moan as the narrow plug slid inside her. "Mmmm, alright...you know what you're doing."

"Is not actually the first time I've seen one of these...." I grumbled to myself as Vinyl started the porn from the beginning. "The first girl I dated in the U.S. was--"

"Dude...shut up, I can't hear the girls. Just...pump the plug and watch."

I grumbled angrily as I squeezed the pump. Vinyl let out an increasingly loud moan as I pumped more and more air into the plug. "Wait...just a little more...it feels so full but I th-- fu-uck, that's it...right there. Right...one mo-- Fuck!" She clenched hard against the plug, craning her back as she kicked her leg out. "Okay, that's so tight...so damn...fuck...." She stretched out on my lap and stared at the porn on the TV. "Gray...you gonna just sit there, stroke it for me."

I flicked Vinyl's ear, making her clench again and twitch. "Stroke it, what am I to you, some piece of meat!?"

Vinyl glared at me from under her glasses. "Dude...seriously? We're masturbating together, and you get all pissy?"

I watched the TV as the porn stars went to work on each other. "You take care of me, I take care of you. Fair yes?"

"O-oh...well whip it out." Vinyl demanded as she flared up her magic. "Gonna try something new."

I let out a bored groan and pulled myself free. With my member hanging free Vinyl went to work, stroking my length with her magic. "This good?" She asked as she pulsed her magical grip around me. I let out a pleased groan as I rubbed Vinyl's sex with the ridge of my index finger. "Guess- so." She barely flinched as I slid my fingers in and started slowly fingering her.

Her hot insides were already soaking wet as I worked my fingers around in her flesh. She let out a muffled moan and returned my movements with a tingling drag along my length. I felt myself twitch as Vinyl clamped her magic down around the base of my shaft. "You can go harder Gray...you can go deeper too."

"I could...or I could just do this." I kept on slow, letting the pressure build and teasing her clit whenever she would wink it. Vinyl took my head into her mouth and swirled her tongue around it, keeping her magical grip rather tight around my base.

"Yeah well I can do it too." Vinyl jeered before dipping back down and pressing the tip of her tongue against the very tip of my head.

I kept a level head as I felt the pressure build around the magical ring she was holding against my base. My fingers slid gently in and out of her, never going fast enough to make her moan, but just fast enough to make her start sliding her hips back and forth. I stopped her, holding her ass against my tight and forcing her to move at my pace. "Dude seriously, this hurts my neck, you're either gonna stop that or you're gonna lose my end."

"Is fine...go ahead." I slowed down even further, digging deep to keep her on edge. She let out an annoyed moan and ceased her grip around my cock. She grew more and more flustered.

"Celestia damn, you prick...." Vinyl grumbled as she tried to reach a hoof back. I stopped her and held her in place. She let out an angry grumble as I continued to slid in and out at a snails pace. "Serious-ly?" She fumbled her words as I gave the plug another half squeeze. "You dickhead...." Her expression grew more and more angry as she continued to drip over my fingers. Her face grew slowly more red as I dragged my fingers along her inner walls, letting her juices soak my pantleg. She tried to sneak in subtle thrusts but each and every time I stopped her and kept my movements agonizingly slow. "You're a fuck." she grumbled as she stared at the TV. "You proud of yourself dude?"

"So angry...do I make you mad when I do this?" I jeered, skewering her for a few moments before dragging slowly out and pinching her clit.

She let out an angry huff as I tweaked her love button. "I'm not even mad yet...you wanna see me mad keep it up!"

"Okay then...if you insist." I slowed my movements even further, switching to two fingers and adding just a little more air to the plug. Her ass stretched ever so slightly as I dragged my fingers along her insides.

Vinyl let out a long annoyed moan as she tried to not look back. "Aaaaaaaaaaaugh, you fucking boner!" She was involentarily rocking and trying desperately to get me to move faster. "I fucking hate you...you ass, your dick too small, you gotta use your fingers!?" Vinyl was growing more and more agitated the closer I brought her. She started loosing it after a particularly heavy dig. I stopped moving entirely and pumped more air into the already over inflated plug. "Y-y-you fucker!" She screamed as she tightened her body up. "You're such a tiny dickhead!"

"Yes...sure, I wonder how this must feel. So close, but never reaching it."

"I will kill you in your sleep you bastard...." Vinyl grunted as I returned to her red hot insides. Each twist of my fingers brought a hearty moan from her, each drag made her breath catch in her throat. "Let me cum you prick, I wanna cum! I'm so fucking close...."

"Beg then."

"Fuc-- Aah!" Her backside tensed up as her back leg shot out. "You fuck-fucker-ass!"

"Such a mouth. I'd fill it for you, give you a taste, but I think you'd bite me."

"Damn fucking right, just- let- me- go--" Vinyl buried her head into my leg, she sounded like she was crying as she tried desperately to force her ass back onto my fingers. "Please please please please- pleeeease!" She lost all semblance of control and went buck wild. "I'm loosing my shit here, just fuck me you god damn bastard!"

"I am not sure, you don't sound like you really want it."

Vinyl let out a terrible yell. "I will kill you Gray, I will end your fucking life!"

I nodded and jammed my fingers deep inside her, making her twitch and clench around my fingers. "Really? Do it then, let us see you move from here."

Vinyl mumbled to herself as she wiggled around my fingers. "Can't- move...."

"What was that?"

Vinyl stared me in the eyes, looking horridly pitiful. "Gray please...I wanna cum."

"Hmmm?" I lowered my head down to Vinyl's ear. "Does little party girl want to cum? Does little DJ want to cum?"

"Gray don't...please...I'm so fucking close."

"Is easy, beg me. Beg me like the horny little lady you are."

Vinyl started huffing and breathing heavily. "Please let me cum, for the love of Luna let me cum, little DJ Vinyl Scratch needs to cum like a schoolfilly, please let me fucking cum, I just wanna fucking cum!"

"Eh...good enough." I jammed my fingers in and out of her like mad, jostling her sex and releasing the air from her plug. Her hot insides went nuts, twitching and clenching as I drew my fingers out and let her body take care of itself.

She locked up hard and started squirting over my leg. "Moooooother--" Vinyl barely managed that much before kicking her legs out and biting my other leg to keep from screaming. Her muffled cries slowly turned to a haggard laugh as she released my leg. "Ho-holy shit...."

"Was good?"

Vinyl laughed a little before falling limply across my lap. "I can't feel my tail...or my legs."

I rubbed her back, focusing on her hips as she knocked out. "Worn out?"

Vinyl's only answer was a loud groan followed by a complete loss of tension. She flopped across my body and passed out.

"I guess so."