Celestia Dimwitby GrimWolfChaptersChapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 1After Twilight Sparkle’s coronation, Equestria rejoiced to celebrate its newest princess. In Canterlot, an elegant parade and a banquet was organized to honor Twilight. A celebration of that magnitude hadn’t been seen in decades. When the celebration ended, everypony returned to their duties. It seemed Princes Celestia had put aside urgent matters in order to get everything ready for the new Alicorn. So after the festivities ended, she went back to work. It was very late at the palace. Princess Celestia was still at the throne room working. Except for the light of a candle and her magic, the room was dominated by darkness. A quill and papers floated above Celestia’s head. The moving objects glowing with magic moved fast as Celestia’s expression reflected not only concentration, but tiredness. “So much to do, I must finish all this by morning.” The white alicorn murmured. Celestia continued with her work. For another hour she reviewed her documents and when the pile of papers had reduced a bit in size, somepony entered the room. It was a white unicorn wearing glasses with an ink and quill cutie mark. Her name was Raven, Celestia’s personal aide. The tip of her horn barely surface from her dark mane as it glowed. Raven approached the princess while carrying another pile of papers. Celestia paused and observer the new documents. She reviews then for a moment as Raven patiently waited in silence. “Great Galloping Gala preparations, guest appearance on Sweet Acres, Supervising Wonder bolts candidate tryouts, agenda with Ponyville mayor…” Princess Celestia read frustrated. “I still have to write up other dozen urgent documents, majesty.” Raven stated tired. “Oh my!” Equestria’s princess exclaimed. “Finish them and I’ll see you in the morning, Raven. I’ll handle it from here.” After raising the sun from the balcony, Celestia returned to her duties. She was near to complete the last document, when her tiredness made her spill ink on the already finished papers. “Oh no! No please.” Celestia exclaimed. As the princess tired to salvage the papers a familiar figure appeared before the Alicorn. “Salutations, your majesty; I can see what are you doing and I can only say that is very rude from you not inviting me to enjoy this marvelous example of Chaos you are creating here.” The creature exclaims in a refined tone. “Tsk Tsk Tsk.” “Now is not the time, Discord.” Celestia said as she inspected the ruined documents. “Even though this is entertaining, I must put it aside and offer my help. After all I’m in debt with you for sharing the magic of friendship with me.” Discord said it as he bowed respectfully. “I could add the fact about not being turned to stone again, but we better not talk about that.” “There’s not much you can do, Discord.” Celestia responded. “I have to do these again, personally, and I only have a couple of hours to do so.” “Oh my, what a tragedy, my princess; but look at yourself.” Discord replies while transforming his head into a mirror. “You are tired, stressed out and angry. I can offer you a way to give you a fresh start, a clear mind, taking away all your frustration to be at your best, huh?” “I appreciate it, Discord, but no thank you. I admit I’m not at my best right now and I need rest, but magic can’t fix everything.” Celestia told Discord as she started re-writing the documents. “Oh no, no, no; your Majesty. I must insist.” Discord placed himself behind Celestia and whispered at her ear as he moves her arms around the sides of the princess head. “Relax and concentrate. Think about your little ponies. Now review their persona.” Discord’s head started changing into random pony heads. Celestia with her eyes closed murmured the names of the ponies and Discord’s head changed into that particular creature. The documents softly landed over the carpet as the magic of her horn ceased. “Now pick one of your subjects. Pick the one less stressed, the one you know worries the less…” Discord instructed Celestia as his head changed into Pinky Pie. “No, no, no, pick the one who would withstand calmed the level of stress you are experiencing now. The less occupied, happier, most simpleminded pony You will share her mind.… Excellent choice, heh, heh!” Hours later, Raven entered the throne room aand stopped, mouth gaping at the incredible scene. Princess Celestia is alone at the room and she is scribbling all over the papers with a silly smile at her face. “Your highness, what is going on here?” Raven exclaimed as she approached slowly and peeked at the annotations on one of the official documents and was written with a green crayon. “Foreign tongues ... I heard it’s impossible to touch your elbow with your tongue, but that can't be right, I wonder...” Nervous, Raven asked the princess, “Is it OK that the commerce treaty has a drawing of you yelling, I’m best princess? Princess, why do you have the crown in your mouth? Princess is that lipstick on your mouth? What's with this letter? Who is this Bulk Biceps you are writing about?” As Raven asked the Princess for a reasonable motive for her behavior, a bucket levitated over the aide. Celestia contained her laughing as she peeked over Raven’s head. Then the inevitable happened as the princess rolled over the floor laughing. “What is this?!” Raven exclaimed, frustrated. The bucket had fallen over Celestias aide’s head. The bucket enclosed Raven’s head and slowly dripped a thick yellow liquid. The princess laughed like a four year old as the white unicorn tried to take off the bucket. “You’re so funny! Celestia exclaimed. “It’ll be cool to see how you get out of that glue.” “You said Glue? My hair, somepony get this thing off my head!” Raven exclaimed as she turned her encased head. Raven turned around and walked toward the entrance. Celestia walked aside of Raven and moved a vase in its pedestal to blocked Raven’s way making her trip. Celestia contained her laugh as Raven stood up. She repeated the same prank until Raven bumped into the gates and finally exited the throne room. Celestia couldn’t contain anymore and bust out in laughter. She walked back to her papers while imitating Raven’s clumsy walking. She them looked at the papers and twisted her mouth to the side. “Hmm… all this looks boring. I’ll fix all this dumb rules and make them awesome!” Celestia proclaimed. Chapter 2Celestia spent an hour rewriting rules in the throne room before her stomach rumbled. The princess then stopped writing and imagined a big white cake with strawberries on top. She licked her lips and exited the room. “I love cake, like everyone.” The mare princess stated as she went to the kitchen. The place was empty as she had ordered Raven to dismiss everyone earlier that night. Since she didn’t found any cake, the princess decided to make one. The pots, spoons and other kitchen utensils started to fly all over the place making a huge mess. After removing the bucket, Raven headed to the throne room, but heard the commotion in the kitchen. As she tried to enter the kitchen a magic paper appeared before her and she read it. “Rule # 123: all ponies in the castle must wear a spaghetti wig when entering the kitchen. Signs, Celestia.” The unicorn aide read. “But where would I find a Spaghetti wig?” Then without warning, a pound of cooked spaghetti materialized over Raven. The unicorn looked up and it fell over the head. After this, the magic paper vanished and she was able to enter the kitchen and found the princess using her magic while she giggled. “Princess! Please you are drooling!!” Raven stated immediately. Celestia continued gathering ingredients for the cake as she acted extremely silly. “This cake needs apples and oranges and bananas and ... trains. Trains? I like trains!! Choo Choo.” Raven tried to get Celestia’s attention. She ran toward the princess calling her name, but all the sudden, another magic paper appeared before her. She read the paper while peaking at the alicorn. “Rule # 39: Princess Celestia can’t be disturbed while playing, singing, eating or being busy; or else! Signed, Celestia.” Raven, tired of being stopped by Celestia’s decrees, goes around it. She approached the princess and observed her cooking. It looked more than a loony mixture of ingredients. Worried for the princess, she tried to make her react. “Princess don’t you think a daisy and rose salad in a lettuce bed would be more appropriate and healthy?” Raven interrupts Celestia. Without interrupting her ingredient mixing, the horn of Celestia started to glow. About 4 ounces of pink bubblegum appeared inside Raven’s mouth. Raven’s mouth could barely handle that amount of bubblegum so she paused as she tried to expel all the chewing gum from her mouth. “No, besides if daisy and rose are in bed where would lettuce sleep?” Celestia answered to the busy pony. Raven chewed desperate and soon noticed something wrong. The gum was sticky. She had gum between her teeth, the roof of her mouth, tongue and even lips and she couldn’t get rid of it. Her mouth was glued shut. Raven muffled desperate, but Celestia continued singing Pinkie Pie’s song, Cupcakes as she ignored her. “Hay bacon strips, hay bacon…” Then Celestia stopped and turned to the window. “Look raven I'm going to make magic.... puff now it's winter in the middle of the summer.” As the Alicorn princess said, it started snowing. Raven gulped worried even more. Then she noticed her coat changed to light pink color as another magic paper appeared informing: ‘Rule # 292: Everyone at the palace must wear pink in winter. Signed, Me!’ Raven noticed Celestia turned her own white fur into light pink, and then looked at the princess’ face showing a Dim-witted expression in all the extension of the term. The unicorn aide, smiled with her jaws fused in magic gum and slowly walked away from Celestia. She realized the princess was out of control and she couldn’t help Celestia by her own. Celestia turned to Raven and she stopped walking away. The princess galloped joyful toward Raven as the royal assistant hid her fear. Then Celestia gave raven a warm hug and exclaimed. “You are my best friend.” The oven dinged and Celestia ran back to open the door. A mix of half baked dough and fruits popped out the oven. The princess admired her creation and then turned to Raven. “Wanna bite?” The princess asked proudly. But there was no answer. Raven had already left the kitchen taking advantage of the princess distraction. Celestia didn’t care and simply shrugged, turned around and gave a big bite to her creation exclaiming “Yummy!” Raven rushed through the corridors of the palace around the bedrooms. She finally stopped at the end of the aisle before a huge dark door and opened it. She peeked inside and found a dark mare looking at herself through a mirror. “What is the meaning of this?!” The Mare exclaimed. It was Luna, she was disconcerted of the reason her attire had changed to pink. Aside she was floating a magic paper with the Rule # 292 written on it. Celestia’s sister noticed Raven and turned to her. “Raven! Are you responsible for this atrocity?” Luna asked with an intimidating tone. Raven muttered for a moment. Her mouth was still sealed with the magic gum. She then picked up a dark color lipstick with her magic horn and wrote on Luna’s Mirror: ‘CELESTIA’ The two Mares ran back through the castle corridors to the kitchen and found just a huge mess and foot splashed everywhere including the roof. Then another magic paper appeared before Luna and a bucket of spaghetti fell over her head. The paper had the Rule # 123 on it. “I command to end this insanity!” Luna exclaimed furious and then turned to Raven. “Where is my sister?” “Mphhh! Mph Mmmmhh!” Raven mumbled pointing toward the throne room. Both entered the throne room and found Celestia making a snow horse. The windows where opened and the floor near the windows was covered with snow. Celestia used her magic to create the head of the snow horse it resembled Derpy Hooves. Luna took a step forward and proclaimed while her horn glowed. “This has Discord written all over. I will stop the madness. I command you to change back to normal!” The room darkened and black clouds formed over Luna. A magic ray hit Celestia and engulfed her for a few seconds. The pink princess remained static for a moment. “Want to come out and play with me?” Celestia said in the same naïve tone. “My Magic didn’t work!” Luna proclaimed as soon as she saw Celestia dumb smile. Using her magic, Celestia casted a spell on her sister. Luna’s legs changed to rounded table legs and a crystal coat covered Luna’s horn. Immediately, the younger princess lost balance and fell down. Luna tried to stand up but she couldn’t even bend her legs. Every time she tried to stand up, a wooden sound clacked was emitted as soon as she touched the floor. She tried also to break the spell, but the crystal coat on her magic horn had nullified her magic. Unable to stand up, Luna turned to Raven and ordered her. “Run Raven and bring Twilight.” Raven escaped as fastest as she could. Celestia noticed this and turned to the escapee as she reached the door out. Fearing, Celestia could use her magic again, Luna used one of her pegged legs and hit Celestia below the knee. Celestia shouted in pain and turned to her trapped sister. “You broke Rule # 39 twice. You need time out.” Celestia stated as her horn glowed again. To be continued… Author's Note Chapter 3Outside the castle, Twilight Sparkle walked around. She was talking to Pinkie Pie near the gardens. The pink earth pony jumped joyful as she looked at the new appearance of her friend. “I just can't believe it, Twilight. You are a pegasus and a unicorn, hmm… I can’t think of any song for that. Hey, is it fun to fly?” Pinkie asked inspecting Twilight Sparkle. “Well, Pinkie. I honestly am a bit worried about that part. I’m not used to deal with high places, like everypony, That is, every ground pony.” Twilight responded. At that moment Raven interrupted the conversation. She started jumping up front of Twilight mumbling with her glued mouth. Pinkie in the other hand started imitating Raven’s jumps. “What is it, Raven? I can’t understand you.” The new princess asked. “Oh, me first; Is it a movie, Raven? Is it an historical figure...? A little help here, guys!” Pinkie Pie asks you, the reader. Back at the castle, Celestia walked around Luna. Her sister had been turned into a wooden rocking horse. The expression of Luna painted on the wood resembled surprise. “Bad Luna, Bad.” Celestia said like she was reprehending her sister and then she paused and turned happy. “Let’s have a party! I’ll make the snacks!” Twilignt, Pinkie Pie and Raven rushed into the castle while the first two talked. “Are you sure Raven said Princess Celestia went insane and she captured Luna?” “I’m positive, Twilight!” Pinkie Pie replied thoughtful. “Or did she say, I want you to dance the Polka is Magic with me…” Twiling then stopped, making Raven stopped too and Pinkie Pie crashed against both of them. When the dust clears, they see somepony standing before them. It was a dark green stallion with grey mane and irradiant lime eyes. “Good morning, madams. I’m here to see the princess.” The Stallion asked using a proper tone. Raven peeked and started mumbling, but Twilight got on her hooves and blocked her out of the sight of the visitor. “Oh yes, I am…About the princess, sure she’s…” Pinkie Pie then interrupted. “She is taking a shower!” “Yes, that. She is taking a shower… WHAT? I mean… yes, that’s what she’s doing. Err… May I ask who’s looking for her?” Twilight replied. “Oh, how rude from me, let me introduce myself. I’m Heliodor, grand vizier of the Cristal Empire.” The pony said bowing. “I’m here attending an urgent matter with princess Celestia.” “Well, I’m Twilight Sparkle, favorite student of Princess Celestia and newest Princess of Equestria. I can help you with your problem.” Twilight quickly added. “I’m afraid you can’t. The last treaty our kingdoms signed has some redaction mistakes. The treaty redacted by Princess Celestia includes suspicious mistakes which benefits greatly Caterlot and leaves the Crystal Empire in a perilous situation. The future of the diplomatic relations of our kingdoms and even the sake of peace is at danger if I don’t return with optimistic news by noon.” The Cristal Empire vizier stated. “Well, Mr. Heliodor, Princess Celestia has a very meticulous bathing routine and it takes her a considerable amount of time to… you know, finish bathing.” Twilight Sparkle replied. “Yes, like days; sometimes even weeks.” Pinkie Pie added. “If I were you, I’ll be back in a week or two. Bye-bye.” “Certainly NOT!” The vizier proclaimed. “Either you take me with Celestia this instant or I’ll return to the Cristal Empire and inform Princess Candance your insistent denial to interview with Celestia dismissing me with ridicule excuses.” Heliodor was conducted into the castle’s lobby. The first thing they noticed was puddles of water all over the floor. The snow Celestia had casted began melting. “I’ll go upstairs and talk to Celestia. Raven, please make sure Heliodor is comfortable.” Twilight Sparkle told them. Raven mumbled to the foreign vizier, but he interrupted her. “Oh for Candance sake! Please don’t talk with your mouth full. Twilight and Pinkie entered the throne room and found anypony there. Twilight explored around noticing the mess created by Celestia. Twilight was surprised finding half melted snow and papers spread all over the floor. “Why these are official documents written with crayons!” The alicorn exclaimed surprised. “Weeeee, I want one of these!” Pinkie exclaimed over the dark rocking horse. “Do they make Dashie too?” Twilight examined the wooden horse for a second and then exclaimed. “By Celestia! It’s Luna!” “Hmmm, she looks kindda Luna, but with a dummy face.” Pinkie Pie added. “No, I mean this is Luna. She is under a transformation spell.” Twilight stated as her horn started to shine. “I hope I can fix it.” Twilight concentrated and her horn emitted magic. The purple glow engulfed the rocking horse and it made it float a foot over the floor. A few seconds later the purple alicorn fell to the floor exhausted. “I think it didn’t work.” Pinkie Pie said looking to the rocking horse. “How you dare saying my face looks dumb!” The image on the wooden horse exclaimed echoing in the room. “Wait! I’m still a toy!” Luna was still turned into a rocking horse, but she was able to speak. The image of Luna’s face on the wooden horse looked alive and even could talk. However, the rest of her body was still lifeless wood. The dark princess tried to move, but only managed to slightly rock. At that moment, Celestia returned. She was carrying magically over a hundred muffins on a magic cloud over her head. Twilight Sparkle bowed respectful as the princess approached her. “Look out, Twilight. She did this to me!” Luna warned the newest alicorn. Celestia approached purple alicorn while staring at her. Slowly she approached until Twilight started feeling uncomfortable. Then Celestia stopped and remained looking at Twilight for a few seconds. “Princess Celestia, are you alright? I…” Twilight asked worried. Twilight was interrupted when Celestia, using her magic, picked one of the muffins and stuffed it inside Twilight’s mouth. Twilight started eating with widen eyes. Moments later, she spitted out the wrapping. “Subject, push us near Celestia!” Luna ordered Pinkie Pie. Pinikie Pie helped the rocking horse pony to get aside Twilight. Without showing a change of silly attitude, Celestia looked at Luna. Luna then took a deep breath and stared at her sister with menacing eyes. “SISTER, YOU HAVE PROVOKED OUR WRATH!” Luna exclaimed using the traditional Canterlot voice while Celestia gasped. “WE ORDER YOU TO STOP THIS RIDUCULE BEHAVIOUR OR YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE… PINKIE, STOP ROCKING US THIS INSTANT!” “Heeh, uppsy!” Pinkie pie exclaimed and she got down from the rocking toy. “NOW, WE WILL COMMAND YOU TO REALEASE OUR BODY FROM THIS DENIGRATING SPELL!” Luna continued her speech while Celestia’s legs shook. OR YOU WILL SUFFER AN INDESCRIPTABLE PUNISHMENT SO TERRIBLE, SO HORRIBLE AND SO ATROCIOUS YOU WILL SCREAM IN TERROR FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!” A lighting flashed as Luna finished her ultimatum. Celestia was in panic; she lowered her head and crouched in fear as the muffins fell to the ground. Confident, Luna waited for a positive reaction from her sister after seeing the childish behavior of the princess had turned into fear, but then Celestia stood up with a blank expression on her face. “Derp!” Celestia exclaimed emotionless. Chapter 4Celestia Dimwitt PART IV Twilight Sparkle and the others were still at the throne room with Celestia. The princess’ behavior had changed after Luna had frightened her. She was flapping her wings while running around the room with a paper bag over her head and holding some papers as she made silly sounds. “Hey! I ordered you to change us back to normal!” Luna commanded her sister. “You got mail, you got mail.” Celestia said to Twilight while ignoring her sister. Pinkie Pine observed the scene in silence. She looked at the crossed eye expression of Celestia then she noticed the papers Celestia was offering Twilight and looked at the tray of muffins the princess had baked and now where on the floor. “Oh, my hair looks beautiful.” Celestia stated. “That’s it!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. “I know what’s happening to princess Celestia!” Twilight and Luna looked at Pinkie as she cleared her throat. “Cranky Doodle Donkey and Sir Lintsalot are plotting against the princes with help of Applejohn from Fillydelphia with a plan called the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness Machination; with the purpose of kidnapping Princess Celestia and replacing her with a mindless drone using Zecora’s third aunt’s zombie spell with the motive of taking over the production of blue carrots of equestrian and use them as guided missiles to defeat the army of Kingdom Horse.” The room went completely silent as they looked at Pinkie Pie. Only the sound of Celestia munching over the muffins broke the silence. Luna raised an eyebrow as Twilight Sparkle facehooved. “What? It was either that or the princess exchanged minds with some one dumb.” Pinkie replied upset. “I’m a princess! Are you a princess too?” Celestia asked Twilight as she spited pieces of muffins over Twilight's face. “Foolish sister; we all are princess!” Luna added. The door of the throne room opened and Heliodor entered while dragging Raven. “I demand seeing Princess Celestia!” “I am Princess Celestia.” Celestia said while devouring the muffins. Heliodor got free from Raven’s grasp and ran toward Celestia. “Thank Cadence I can finally meet you. Your subjects and this self proclaimed princess have been stopping me from meeting with you, your majesty.” “Spectacular!” Celestia utters. “Err… what I mean is that I have an important matter to discuss with you. It’s about the treaty…” Heliodor continued while whispering to Celestia. “Can we discuss this privately?” “I will light the way.” Princess Celestia replies and she took Heliodor to the kitchen. “MHHPPHH!” Raven exclaimed to Twilight as the strings of magic bubble gum stretched between her teeth. “I don’t know what else to do…” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed worried. At that moment a Pegasus entered by the window flapping her wings and bouncing all over the place. The grey flying pony landed over the big rug at the center of the room, but trips down face first. Moments later she stood up, showing her cross-eyed expression. “Look, its Ditzy Doo!” Pinkie exclaimed. “Oh my, how on earth this poor creature can see with these eyes?” Ditzy Doo exclaimed as her eyes rolled in opposite directions. “Twilight, are you there?” “Yes I’m here, Ditzy.” The alicorn responded surprised. “I finally found you! I need your help, Princess Twilight.” The grey Pegasus exclaimed. “I’m princess Celestia, my mind and Ditzy’s had been body swapped by Discord!” “What?!” Twiligth, and Luna exclaimed while Raven eyes go wider. “HA! I was right!” Pinkie Pie said triumphant. “Wow, I really did it?” “Princess Twilight, we need to bring my body here so you could cast a spell to turn us back to normal!” Ditzy Doo told the purple alicorn. “I can’t… I don’t know which spell to use, I need to read my spell books.” Twilight hesitate. “Dear Twilight, true magic can’t be found only in books. It takes more than just knowledge and that magic resides here, in your heart.” The princess trapped in Ditzy’s body tells her. “You already proved that to me, when you were able to create new magic. Something special that only a true princess can achieve, let the true magic in your heart flow out and save the day. I have all my trust in you, Princess Twilight.” “You can do it, Twilight!” Pinkie cheered up her friend. The door of the kitchen slammed open and Heliodor came out screaming in panic as a burst of muffins were fired from the inside of the kitchen. The Crystal Empire vizier docked and took cover behind a chair as the muffins continued to fly all over the room. After the running out of muffins, Celestia exited the kitchen and exclaimed “Oh, my hair looks beautiful.” Then Pinkie Pie called the attention of the enchanted princess. “Hey, Celestia! Did I heard right? Do you like muffins?” Pinkie Pie started singing the Muffins Musical. Princess Celestia started jumping all excited. Ditzy Doo found a muffin near her front leg and after making sure no pony was looking at her, she munched it. Pinkie Pie while singing signaled Twilight winking and she prepared. “I hope this works.” Twilight sighed and levitated as her horn shined. Celestia and Ditzy Doo got engulfed by the purple glow of Twilight’s magic. The expression of the purple princess reflected her effort to maintain the spell on. After anguish moments, the spell is completed. Twilight fought to remain standing. Celestia’s smile made Twilight felt relieved. Quickly, Princess Celestia turned back Luna to normal and made the bubblegum disappear from Raven’s mouth. As the princess fixed everything, Heliodor peeked from behind the chair as Princess Celestia walked toward him. “What is going on in here?” Heliodor said scared. “Good morning, Vizier Heliodor. I found some mistakes on the treaty and I wanted to discuss them with you as soon as possible. You probably will have a lot of questions and I can explain to you everything while having tea?” Celestia told the Cristal Empire visitor. “No muffins?” Heliodor asked worried. “Of course not, please follow me.” Celestia smiled. Celestia explained the cause of her erratic behavior to the Cristal Empire Vizier. In minutes, the throne room was impeccable. Raven and Ditzy Doo were attending the guest while the three princesses worked on the documents. Heliodor enjoyed a cup of tea and a pie Pinkie had baked for him. “I had already found the error on the treaty. That’s what I was working on all night, but I couldn't find a solution. The problem was both kingdoms claim sovereignty over the Horseshoe Springs, this part of the territory which is beneficial to both kingdoms and I couldn't divide it for legal reasons.” Celestia told the others. “We can’t cede this part of the land. It would bring misery to the farmers of the area.” Luna complied. “In the other hand, if we don’t give it. The settlers of the Crystal Empire will suffer penurious. A difficult situation indeed it is!” Twilight added. “You both are correct. It was when I was trapped in Ditzy Doo’s body. I came up with the solution. We will make it a mutual zone for both kingdoms that way all the locals will be able to benefit from the water needed for their lands.” Princess Celestia proclaimed. Minutes later, Heliodor was reading the corrected documents. “It is a brilliant solution, your highness! In the name of the Princess Cadence and the Crystal Empire, we accept the terms of the new agreement!” “It seems this big mess is now solved.” Princess Twilight stated as they bid farewell to the Vizier. “Not everything yet…” Princess Celestia replied as she forced a smile. Many miles away, Discord was at a beach in an island of the Mare-muda Triangle. The islanders ran in panic as a hurricane was about to hit the island. Discord was relaxed, sitting in his beach chair with a Pina colada on his hand. “Marvelous, just marvelous chaos and I didn't had to do anything.” Discord exclaimed as he fixed his sunglasses and took a sip of his drink. Then Discord just disappeared from his chair. Moments later he reappears in a big white empty room. Discord took off his sunglasses and saw hundreds of copies of Fluttershy looking at him angry. “Oh, dear…” Discord exclaimed as he placed back on his glasses and shrugged. The end.
Chapter 1After Twilight Sparkle’s coronation, Equestria rejoiced to celebrate its newest princess. In Canterlot, an elegant parade and a banquet was organized to honor Twilight. A celebration of that magnitude hadn’t been seen in decades. When the celebration ended, everypony returned to their duties. It seemed Princes Celestia had put aside urgent matters in order to get everything ready for the new Alicorn. So after the festivities ended, she went back to work. It was very late at the palace. Princess Celestia was still at the throne room working. Except for the light of a candle and her magic, the room was dominated by darkness. A quill and papers floated above Celestia’s head. The moving objects glowing with magic moved fast as Celestia’s expression reflected not only concentration, but tiredness. “So much to do, I must finish all this by morning.” The white alicorn murmured. Celestia continued with her work. For another hour she reviewed her documents and when the pile of papers had reduced a bit in size, somepony entered the room. It was a white unicorn wearing glasses with an ink and quill cutie mark. Her name was Raven, Celestia’s personal aide. The tip of her horn barely surface from her dark mane as it glowed. Raven approached the princess while carrying another pile of papers. Celestia paused and observer the new documents. She reviews then for a moment as Raven patiently waited in silence. “Great Galloping Gala preparations, guest appearance on Sweet Acres, Supervising Wonder bolts candidate tryouts, agenda with Ponyville mayor…” Princess Celestia read frustrated. “I still have to write up other dozen urgent documents, majesty.” Raven stated tired. “Oh my!” Equestria’s princess exclaimed. “Finish them and I’ll see you in the morning, Raven. I’ll handle it from here.” After raising the sun from the balcony, Celestia returned to her duties. She was near to complete the last document, when her tiredness made her spill ink on the already finished papers. “Oh no! No please.” Celestia exclaimed. As the princess tired to salvage the papers a familiar figure appeared before the Alicorn. “Salutations, your majesty; I can see what are you doing and I can only say that is very rude from you not inviting me to enjoy this marvelous example of Chaos you are creating here.” The creature exclaims in a refined tone. “Tsk Tsk Tsk.” “Now is not the time, Discord.” Celestia said as she inspected the ruined documents. “Even though this is entertaining, I must put it aside and offer my help. After all I’m in debt with you for sharing the magic of friendship with me.” Discord said it as he bowed respectfully. “I could add the fact about not being turned to stone again, but we better not talk about that.” “There’s not much you can do, Discord.” Celestia responded. “I have to do these again, personally, and I only have a couple of hours to do so.” “Oh my, what a tragedy, my princess; but look at yourself.” Discord replies while transforming his head into a mirror. “You are tired, stressed out and angry. I can offer you a way to give you a fresh start, a clear mind, taking away all your frustration to be at your best, huh?” “I appreciate it, Discord, but no thank you. I admit I’m not at my best right now and I need rest, but magic can’t fix everything.” Celestia told Discord as she started re-writing the documents. “Oh no, no, no; your Majesty. I must insist.” Discord placed himself behind Celestia and whispered at her ear as he moves her arms around the sides of the princess head. “Relax and concentrate. Think about your little ponies. Now review their persona.” Discord’s head started changing into random pony heads. Celestia with her eyes closed murmured the names of the ponies and Discord’s head changed into that particular creature. The documents softly landed over the carpet as the magic of her horn ceased. “Now pick one of your subjects. Pick the one less stressed, the one you know worries the less…” Discord instructed Celestia as his head changed into Pinky Pie. “No, no, no, pick the one who would withstand calmed the level of stress you are experiencing now. The less occupied, happier, most simpleminded pony You will share her mind.… Excellent choice, heh, heh!” Hours later, Raven entered the throne room aand stopped, mouth gaping at the incredible scene. Princess Celestia is alone at the room and she is scribbling all over the papers with a silly smile at her face. “Your highness, what is going on here?” Raven exclaimed as she approached slowly and peeked at the annotations on one of the official documents and was written with a green crayon. “Foreign tongues ... I heard it’s impossible to touch your elbow with your tongue, but that can't be right, I wonder...” Nervous, Raven asked the princess, “Is it OK that the commerce treaty has a drawing of you yelling, I’m best princess? Princess, why do you have the crown in your mouth? Princess is that lipstick on your mouth? What's with this letter? Who is this Bulk Biceps you are writing about?” As Raven asked the Princess for a reasonable motive for her behavior, a bucket levitated over the aide. Celestia contained her laughing as she peeked over Raven’s head. Then the inevitable happened as the princess rolled over the floor laughing. “What is this?!” Raven exclaimed, frustrated. The bucket had fallen over Celestias aide’s head. The bucket enclosed Raven’s head and slowly dripped a thick yellow liquid. The princess laughed like a four year old as the white unicorn tried to take off the bucket. “You’re so funny! Celestia exclaimed. “It’ll be cool to see how you get out of that glue.” “You said Glue? My hair, somepony get this thing off my head!” Raven exclaimed as she turned her encased head. Raven turned around and walked toward the entrance. Celestia walked aside of Raven and moved a vase in its pedestal to blocked Raven’s way making her trip. Celestia contained her laugh as Raven stood up. She repeated the same prank until Raven bumped into the gates and finally exited the throne room. Celestia couldn’t contain anymore and bust out in laughter. She walked back to her papers while imitating Raven’s clumsy walking. She them looked at the papers and twisted her mouth to the side. “Hmm… all this looks boring. I’ll fix all this dumb rules and make them awesome!” Celestia proclaimed.
Chapter 2Celestia spent an hour rewriting rules in the throne room before her stomach rumbled. The princess then stopped writing and imagined a big white cake with strawberries on top. She licked her lips and exited the room. “I love cake, like everyone.” The mare princess stated as she went to the kitchen. The place was empty as she had ordered Raven to dismiss everyone earlier that night. Since she didn’t found any cake, the princess decided to make one. The pots, spoons and other kitchen utensils started to fly all over the place making a huge mess. After removing the bucket, Raven headed to the throne room, but heard the commotion in the kitchen. As she tried to enter the kitchen a magic paper appeared before her and she read it. “Rule # 123: all ponies in the castle must wear a spaghetti wig when entering the kitchen. Signs, Celestia.” The unicorn aide read. “But where would I find a Spaghetti wig?” Then without warning, a pound of cooked spaghetti materialized over Raven. The unicorn looked up and it fell over the head. After this, the magic paper vanished and she was able to enter the kitchen and found the princess using her magic while she giggled. “Princess! Please you are drooling!!” Raven stated immediately. Celestia continued gathering ingredients for the cake as she acted extremely silly. “This cake needs apples and oranges and bananas and ... trains. Trains? I like trains!! Choo Choo.” Raven tried to get Celestia’s attention. She ran toward the princess calling her name, but all the sudden, another magic paper appeared before her. She read the paper while peaking at the alicorn. “Rule # 39: Princess Celestia can’t be disturbed while playing, singing, eating or being busy; or else! Signed, Celestia.” Raven, tired of being stopped by Celestia’s decrees, goes around it. She approached the princess and observed her cooking. It looked more than a loony mixture of ingredients. Worried for the princess, she tried to make her react. “Princess don’t you think a daisy and rose salad in a lettuce bed would be more appropriate and healthy?” Raven interrupts Celestia. Without interrupting her ingredient mixing, the horn of Celestia started to glow. About 4 ounces of pink bubblegum appeared inside Raven’s mouth. Raven’s mouth could barely handle that amount of bubblegum so she paused as she tried to expel all the chewing gum from her mouth. “No, besides if daisy and rose are in bed where would lettuce sleep?” Celestia answered to the busy pony. Raven chewed desperate and soon noticed something wrong. The gum was sticky. She had gum between her teeth, the roof of her mouth, tongue and even lips and she couldn’t get rid of it. Her mouth was glued shut. Raven muffled desperate, but Celestia continued singing Pinkie Pie’s song, Cupcakes as she ignored her. “Hay bacon strips, hay bacon…” Then Celestia stopped and turned to the window. “Look raven I'm going to make magic.... puff now it's winter in the middle of the summer.” As the Alicorn princess said, it started snowing. Raven gulped worried even more. Then she noticed her coat changed to light pink color as another magic paper appeared informing: ‘Rule # 292: Everyone at the palace must wear pink in winter. Signed, Me!’ Raven noticed Celestia turned her own white fur into light pink, and then looked at the princess’ face showing a Dim-witted expression in all the extension of the term. The unicorn aide, smiled with her jaws fused in magic gum and slowly walked away from Celestia. She realized the princess was out of control and she couldn’t help Celestia by her own. Celestia turned to Raven and she stopped walking away. The princess galloped joyful toward Raven as the royal assistant hid her fear. Then Celestia gave raven a warm hug and exclaimed. “You are my best friend.” The oven dinged and Celestia ran back to open the door. A mix of half baked dough and fruits popped out the oven. The princess admired her creation and then turned to Raven. “Wanna bite?” The princess asked proudly. But there was no answer. Raven had already left the kitchen taking advantage of the princess distraction. Celestia didn’t care and simply shrugged, turned around and gave a big bite to her creation exclaiming “Yummy!” Raven rushed through the corridors of the palace around the bedrooms. She finally stopped at the end of the aisle before a huge dark door and opened it. She peeked inside and found a dark mare looking at herself through a mirror. “What is the meaning of this?!” The Mare exclaimed. It was Luna, she was disconcerted of the reason her attire had changed to pink. Aside she was floating a magic paper with the Rule # 292 written on it. Celestia’s sister noticed Raven and turned to her. “Raven! Are you responsible for this atrocity?” Luna asked with an intimidating tone. Raven muttered for a moment. Her mouth was still sealed with the magic gum. She then picked up a dark color lipstick with her magic horn and wrote on Luna’s Mirror: ‘CELESTIA’ The two Mares ran back through the castle corridors to the kitchen and found just a huge mess and foot splashed everywhere including the roof. Then another magic paper appeared before Luna and a bucket of spaghetti fell over her head. The paper had the Rule # 123 on it. “I command to end this insanity!” Luna exclaimed furious and then turned to Raven. “Where is my sister?” “Mphhh! Mph Mmmmhh!” Raven mumbled pointing toward the throne room. Both entered the throne room and found Celestia making a snow horse. The windows where opened and the floor near the windows was covered with snow. Celestia used her magic to create the head of the snow horse it resembled Derpy Hooves. Luna took a step forward and proclaimed while her horn glowed. “This has Discord written all over. I will stop the madness. I command you to change back to normal!” The room darkened and black clouds formed over Luna. A magic ray hit Celestia and engulfed her for a few seconds. The pink princess remained static for a moment. “Want to come out and play with me?” Celestia said in the same naïve tone. “My Magic didn’t work!” Luna proclaimed as soon as she saw Celestia dumb smile. Using her magic, Celestia casted a spell on her sister. Luna’s legs changed to rounded table legs and a crystal coat covered Luna’s horn. Immediately, the younger princess lost balance and fell down. Luna tried to stand up but she couldn’t even bend her legs. Every time she tried to stand up, a wooden sound clacked was emitted as soon as she touched the floor. She tried also to break the spell, but the crystal coat on her magic horn had nullified her magic. Unable to stand up, Luna turned to Raven and ordered her. “Run Raven and bring Twilight.” Raven escaped as fastest as she could. Celestia noticed this and turned to the escapee as she reached the door out. Fearing, Celestia could use her magic again, Luna used one of her pegged legs and hit Celestia below the knee. Celestia shouted in pain and turned to her trapped sister. “You broke Rule # 39 twice. You need time out.” Celestia stated as her horn glowed again. To be continued… Author's Note
Chapter 3Outside the castle, Twilight Sparkle walked around. She was talking to Pinkie Pie near the gardens. The pink earth pony jumped joyful as she looked at the new appearance of her friend. “I just can't believe it, Twilight. You are a pegasus and a unicorn, hmm… I can’t think of any song for that. Hey, is it fun to fly?” Pinkie asked inspecting Twilight Sparkle. “Well, Pinkie. I honestly am a bit worried about that part. I’m not used to deal with high places, like everypony, That is, every ground pony.” Twilight responded. At that moment Raven interrupted the conversation. She started jumping up front of Twilight mumbling with her glued mouth. Pinkie in the other hand started imitating Raven’s jumps. “What is it, Raven? I can’t understand you.” The new princess asked. “Oh, me first; Is it a movie, Raven? Is it an historical figure...? A little help here, guys!” Pinkie Pie asks you, the reader. Back at the castle, Celestia walked around Luna. Her sister had been turned into a wooden rocking horse. The expression of Luna painted on the wood resembled surprise. “Bad Luna, Bad.” Celestia said like she was reprehending her sister and then she paused and turned happy. “Let’s have a party! I’ll make the snacks!” Twilignt, Pinkie Pie and Raven rushed into the castle while the first two talked. “Are you sure Raven said Princess Celestia went insane and she captured Luna?” “I’m positive, Twilight!” Pinkie Pie replied thoughtful. “Or did she say, I want you to dance the Polka is Magic with me…” Twiling then stopped, making Raven stopped too and Pinkie Pie crashed against both of them. When the dust clears, they see somepony standing before them. It was a dark green stallion with grey mane and irradiant lime eyes. “Good morning, madams. I’m here to see the princess.” The Stallion asked using a proper tone. Raven peeked and started mumbling, but Twilight got on her hooves and blocked her out of the sight of the visitor. “Oh yes, I am…About the princess, sure she’s…” Pinkie Pie then interrupted. “She is taking a shower!” “Yes, that. She is taking a shower… WHAT? I mean… yes, that’s what she’s doing. Err… May I ask who’s looking for her?” Twilight replied. “Oh, how rude from me, let me introduce myself. I’m Heliodor, grand vizier of the Cristal Empire.” The pony said bowing. “I’m here attending an urgent matter with princess Celestia.” “Well, I’m Twilight Sparkle, favorite student of Princess Celestia and newest Princess of Equestria. I can help you with your problem.” Twilight quickly added. “I’m afraid you can’t. The last treaty our kingdoms signed has some redaction mistakes. The treaty redacted by Princess Celestia includes suspicious mistakes which benefits greatly Caterlot and leaves the Crystal Empire in a perilous situation. The future of the diplomatic relations of our kingdoms and even the sake of peace is at danger if I don’t return with optimistic news by noon.” The Cristal Empire vizier stated. “Well, Mr. Heliodor, Princess Celestia has a very meticulous bathing routine and it takes her a considerable amount of time to… you know, finish bathing.” Twilight Sparkle replied. “Yes, like days; sometimes even weeks.” Pinkie Pie added. “If I were you, I’ll be back in a week or two. Bye-bye.” “Certainly NOT!” The vizier proclaimed. “Either you take me with Celestia this instant or I’ll return to the Cristal Empire and inform Princess Candance your insistent denial to interview with Celestia dismissing me with ridicule excuses.” Heliodor was conducted into the castle’s lobby. The first thing they noticed was puddles of water all over the floor. The snow Celestia had casted began melting. “I’ll go upstairs and talk to Celestia. Raven, please make sure Heliodor is comfortable.” Twilight Sparkle told them. Raven mumbled to the foreign vizier, but he interrupted her. “Oh for Candance sake! Please don’t talk with your mouth full. Twilight and Pinkie entered the throne room and found anypony there. Twilight explored around noticing the mess created by Celestia. Twilight was surprised finding half melted snow and papers spread all over the floor. “Why these are official documents written with crayons!” The alicorn exclaimed surprised. “Weeeee, I want one of these!” Pinkie exclaimed over the dark rocking horse. “Do they make Dashie too?” Twilight examined the wooden horse for a second and then exclaimed. “By Celestia! It’s Luna!” “Hmmm, she looks kindda Luna, but with a dummy face.” Pinkie Pie added. “No, I mean this is Luna. She is under a transformation spell.” Twilight stated as her horn started to shine. “I hope I can fix it.” Twilight concentrated and her horn emitted magic. The purple glow engulfed the rocking horse and it made it float a foot over the floor. A few seconds later the purple alicorn fell to the floor exhausted. “I think it didn’t work.” Pinkie Pie said looking to the rocking horse. “How you dare saying my face looks dumb!” The image on the wooden horse exclaimed echoing in the room. “Wait! I’m still a toy!” Luna was still turned into a rocking horse, but she was able to speak. The image of Luna’s face on the wooden horse looked alive and even could talk. However, the rest of her body was still lifeless wood. The dark princess tried to move, but only managed to slightly rock. At that moment, Celestia returned. She was carrying magically over a hundred muffins on a magic cloud over her head. Twilight Sparkle bowed respectful as the princess approached her. “Look out, Twilight. She did this to me!” Luna warned the newest alicorn. Celestia approached purple alicorn while staring at her. Slowly she approached until Twilight started feeling uncomfortable. Then Celestia stopped and remained looking at Twilight for a few seconds. “Princess Celestia, are you alright? I…” Twilight asked worried. Twilight was interrupted when Celestia, using her magic, picked one of the muffins and stuffed it inside Twilight’s mouth. Twilight started eating with widen eyes. Moments later, she spitted out the wrapping. “Subject, push us near Celestia!” Luna ordered Pinkie Pie. Pinikie Pie helped the rocking horse pony to get aside Twilight. Without showing a change of silly attitude, Celestia looked at Luna. Luna then took a deep breath and stared at her sister with menacing eyes. “SISTER, YOU HAVE PROVOKED OUR WRATH!” Luna exclaimed using the traditional Canterlot voice while Celestia gasped. “WE ORDER YOU TO STOP THIS RIDUCULE BEHAVIOUR OR YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE… PINKIE, STOP ROCKING US THIS INSTANT!” “Heeh, uppsy!” Pinkie pie exclaimed and she got down from the rocking toy. “NOW, WE WILL COMMAND YOU TO REALEASE OUR BODY FROM THIS DENIGRATING SPELL!” Luna continued her speech while Celestia’s legs shook. OR YOU WILL SUFFER AN INDESCRIPTABLE PUNISHMENT SO TERRIBLE, SO HORRIBLE AND SO ATROCIOUS YOU WILL SCREAM IN TERROR FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!” A lighting flashed as Luna finished her ultimatum. Celestia was in panic; she lowered her head and crouched in fear as the muffins fell to the ground. Confident, Luna waited for a positive reaction from her sister after seeing the childish behavior of the princess had turned into fear, but then Celestia stood up with a blank expression on her face. “Derp!” Celestia exclaimed emotionless.
Chapter 4Celestia Dimwitt PART IV Twilight Sparkle and the others were still at the throne room with Celestia. The princess’ behavior had changed after Luna had frightened her. She was flapping her wings while running around the room with a paper bag over her head and holding some papers as she made silly sounds. “Hey! I ordered you to change us back to normal!” Luna commanded her sister. “You got mail, you got mail.” Celestia said to Twilight while ignoring her sister. Pinkie Pine observed the scene in silence. She looked at the crossed eye expression of Celestia then she noticed the papers Celestia was offering Twilight and looked at the tray of muffins the princess had baked and now where on the floor. “Oh, my hair looks beautiful.” Celestia stated. “That’s it!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. “I know what’s happening to princess Celestia!” Twilight and Luna looked at Pinkie as she cleared her throat. “Cranky Doodle Donkey and Sir Lintsalot are plotting against the princes with help of Applejohn from Fillydelphia with a plan called the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness Machination; with the purpose of kidnapping Princess Celestia and replacing her with a mindless drone using Zecora’s third aunt’s zombie spell with the motive of taking over the production of blue carrots of equestrian and use them as guided missiles to defeat the army of Kingdom Horse.” The room went completely silent as they looked at Pinkie Pie. Only the sound of Celestia munching over the muffins broke the silence. Luna raised an eyebrow as Twilight Sparkle facehooved. “What? It was either that or the princess exchanged minds with some one dumb.” Pinkie replied upset. “I’m a princess! Are you a princess too?” Celestia asked Twilight as she spited pieces of muffins over Twilight's face. “Foolish sister; we all are princess!” Luna added. The door of the throne room opened and Heliodor entered while dragging Raven. “I demand seeing Princess Celestia!” “I am Princess Celestia.” Celestia said while devouring the muffins. Heliodor got free from Raven’s grasp and ran toward Celestia. “Thank Cadence I can finally meet you. Your subjects and this self proclaimed princess have been stopping me from meeting with you, your majesty.” “Spectacular!” Celestia utters. “Err… what I mean is that I have an important matter to discuss with you. It’s about the treaty…” Heliodor continued while whispering to Celestia. “Can we discuss this privately?” “I will light the way.” Princess Celestia replies and she took Heliodor to the kitchen. “MHHPPHH!” Raven exclaimed to Twilight as the strings of magic bubble gum stretched between her teeth. “I don’t know what else to do…” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed worried. At that moment a Pegasus entered by the window flapping her wings and bouncing all over the place. The grey flying pony landed over the big rug at the center of the room, but trips down face first. Moments later she stood up, showing her cross-eyed expression. “Look, its Ditzy Doo!” Pinkie exclaimed. “Oh my, how on earth this poor creature can see with these eyes?” Ditzy Doo exclaimed as her eyes rolled in opposite directions. “Twilight, are you there?” “Yes I’m here, Ditzy.” The alicorn responded surprised. “I finally found you! I need your help, Princess Twilight.” The grey Pegasus exclaimed. “I’m princess Celestia, my mind and Ditzy’s had been body swapped by Discord!” “What?!” Twiligth, and Luna exclaimed while Raven eyes go wider. “HA! I was right!” Pinkie Pie said triumphant. “Wow, I really did it?” “Princess Twilight, we need to bring my body here so you could cast a spell to turn us back to normal!” Ditzy Doo told the purple alicorn. “I can’t… I don’t know which spell to use, I need to read my spell books.” Twilight hesitate. “Dear Twilight, true magic can’t be found only in books. It takes more than just knowledge and that magic resides here, in your heart.” The princess trapped in Ditzy’s body tells her. “You already proved that to me, when you were able to create new magic. Something special that only a true princess can achieve, let the true magic in your heart flow out and save the day. I have all my trust in you, Princess Twilight.” “You can do it, Twilight!” Pinkie cheered up her friend. The door of the kitchen slammed open and Heliodor came out screaming in panic as a burst of muffins were fired from the inside of the kitchen. The Crystal Empire vizier docked and took cover behind a chair as the muffins continued to fly all over the room. After the running out of muffins, Celestia exited the kitchen and exclaimed “Oh, my hair looks beautiful.” Then Pinkie Pie called the attention of the enchanted princess. “Hey, Celestia! Did I heard right? Do you like muffins?” Pinkie Pie started singing the Muffins Musical. Princess Celestia started jumping all excited. Ditzy Doo found a muffin near her front leg and after making sure no pony was looking at her, she munched it. Pinkie Pie while singing signaled Twilight winking and she prepared. “I hope this works.” Twilight sighed and levitated as her horn shined. Celestia and Ditzy Doo got engulfed by the purple glow of Twilight’s magic. The expression of the purple princess reflected her effort to maintain the spell on. After anguish moments, the spell is completed. Twilight fought to remain standing. Celestia’s smile made Twilight felt relieved. Quickly, Princess Celestia turned back Luna to normal and made the bubblegum disappear from Raven’s mouth. As the princess fixed everything, Heliodor peeked from behind the chair as Princess Celestia walked toward him. “What is going on in here?” Heliodor said scared. “Good morning, Vizier Heliodor. I found some mistakes on the treaty and I wanted to discuss them with you as soon as possible. You probably will have a lot of questions and I can explain to you everything while having tea?” Celestia told the Cristal Empire visitor. “No muffins?” Heliodor asked worried. “Of course not, please follow me.” Celestia smiled. Celestia explained the cause of her erratic behavior to the Cristal Empire Vizier. In minutes, the throne room was impeccable. Raven and Ditzy Doo were attending the guest while the three princesses worked on the documents. Heliodor enjoyed a cup of tea and a pie Pinkie had baked for him. “I had already found the error on the treaty. That’s what I was working on all night, but I couldn't find a solution. The problem was both kingdoms claim sovereignty over the Horseshoe Springs, this part of the territory which is beneficial to both kingdoms and I couldn't divide it for legal reasons.” Celestia told the others. “We can’t cede this part of the land. It would bring misery to the farmers of the area.” Luna complied. “In the other hand, if we don’t give it. The settlers of the Crystal Empire will suffer penurious. A difficult situation indeed it is!” Twilight added. “You both are correct. It was when I was trapped in Ditzy Doo’s body. I came up with the solution. We will make it a mutual zone for both kingdoms that way all the locals will be able to benefit from the water needed for their lands.” Princess Celestia proclaimed. Minutes later, Heliodor was reading the corrected documents. “It is a brilliant solution, your highness! In the name of the Princess Cadence and the Crystal Empire, we accept the terms of the new agreement!” “It seems this big mess is now solved.” Princess Twilight stated as they bid farewell to the Vizier. “Not everything yet…” Princess Celestia replied as she forced a smile. Many miles away, Discord was at a beach in an island of the Mare-muda Triangle. The islanders ran in panic as a hurricane was about to hit the island. Discord was relaxed, sitting in his beach chair with a Pina colada on his hand. “Marvelous, just marvelous chaos and I didn't had to do anything.” Discord exclaimed as he fixed his sunglasses and took a sip of his drink. Then Discord just disappeared from his chair. Moments later he reappears in a big white empty room. Discord took off his sunglasses and saw hundreds of copies of Fluttershy looking at him angry. “Oh, dear…” Discord exclaimed as he placed back on his glasses and shrugged. The end.
