So it was a normal day as it was any other in ponyville (if not for all the world interfering issues that alwayed happened on saturday for some reason but I digress).
Big mac had a long, hard, and sweaty day on the farm, the sky was a golden amber as the sun slowly set behind the horizon thanks to Celestia as Luna raised the moon.
"Ay yo gurl gimmie some fuk"
Big Mac's ears perked up as he heard the strange phrase.
He mosied on over to the strange disturbance to see a new pony talking to his sister.
"Ah beg your pardon?" Said the orange inbred as she clocked him on the side of the head.
"hey gurl y u gotta be like dat, all I want is to get dis dick wet" he blankly stated, obviously getting annoyed with Appleappleapples...
Big mac was more confused by his wording than angered by it, he mosied on over to hear more of the conversation...
As he did he saw the most amazing thing...
He looked down
As he did
He saw a hole duge in the ground, it looked at least a hole with a 12" girth and a giant horsecock danginling inside it. It must've been dug from the strange new pony rocking back an forth apparently trying to "flirt" with his herd sister.
"Git outta here Cheese Sandwich 'fore I call my brother over here!"
"I like where this is going" he said slyly as his penis began to expand inside the hole.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT" he explaimed as it became stuck.
Right as this was happening big mac came closer to them curious as to what was happening and was strangely aroused at the display in front of him.
Just then applejack started saying something along the lines of "apple apples apples" and then Cheese Sandwich said "Ay yo mayne u want some fuk?" So then big mac had an erection, then they put it inside cheese sandwiche's vagina and then he orgasm'd and they had babies and lived happily ever after except Apples because she wanted big mac's penis.
