Mr.Streamer's Fun Land

by Brony Memes

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy
Length: 926

Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Rarity go to the new theme park that just opened up called Super Fun Land.

Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Rarity go to the new theme park that just opened up called Super Fun Land. Little do they know the park contains horrors of unimaginable proportions!

(P.S. My first fanfic please be gentle)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-05 14:10:03 UTC

Chapter 1 "Ticket Please"

The birds chirped softly as Twilight opened her eyes.The smell of hay cakes filled her nostrils as she inhaled deeply. She smiled as she climbed out of bed and trotted over to her mirror. She levitated a brush off her dresser and proceeded to brush her mane. She then headed down stairs and into the kitchen. She looked at her number one assistant flipping a hay cake on to a stack of other hay cakes while wearing a chef's hat and an apron that read kiss the cook on it. He than turned off the stove and stepped off the stool he was standing on.

"Good morning Twilight," The dragon said, "I made you breakfast."

"I can see that, thank you." Twilight said looking at the delicious breakfast he had prepared. Hay cakes, orange juice, milk, muffins and a bowl of fruit slices. But before she could grab a plate a pink blur burst through the door and tackled the mare to the ground. The pink blur turned out to be Pinkie Pie as she bounced all around the room.

"OhmygoshTwilightyou'llneverguesswhathappened!" The pink pony said. Which in fact was too fast for the other pony to comprehend. Twilight stood up and caught Pinkie with her magic.

"Pinkie slow down, what's got you so hyped up?" The lavender mare said, regretting asking her question. Just then two other ponies walked in through what was once a doorway. 'Rainbow Dash, Rarity, what are you two doing here?" The mare said now very confused.

"Twilight you'll never guess what I got in the mail!" Pinky exclaimed.

"Was it so important that you had to bust through my door?" Twilight angrily said looking at that chunks of wood everywhere.

"YES!" Pinkie yelled ecstatically."Look!" She pulls a piece of paper out of her mane and read it aloud. "Groupon for Super Fun Land theme park, grand opening. buy four or more tickets, get them all at half price." Pinkie said bouncing up and down with a big goofy grin on her face. "I got it in the mail." Twilight took the groupon and and read it completely.

"Pinkie this expires tomorrow" She checked it again. "In fact, it only lasts one day."

"I know. I invited Apple Jack and Fluttershy but they're both busy." Pinkie said with a pout. She instantly perked back up and asked "So you wanna' go with us?" Twilight looked at RD and Rarity, and back to Pinkie.

"Sure, I'll go." Said Twilight

"Hey Twilight can I come?" Asked Spike

"No, I need you to clean up this mess."

"What?" Spike whined. Twilight sighed."I'll win a stuffed animal for you."

"OK." Said Spike. Then Twilight and her friends left the library so the could go to Super Fun Land.

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They arrived at about 1:00 PM

Twilight payed the taxi stallions and they took off in search of more customers. They walked up the road and gazed at the beautiful sight. There were tents of all shapes and sizes, stands were selling mouth watering cotton candy, caramel apples, caramel corn, peanuts, and sodas. Huge metal rails made curvy shapes and bumps and even loop-de-loops while cart fulls of screaming ponies zoomed across on those rails. Smiling fillies and colts held balloons, candy or toys as they walked with their parents pointing to the next ride they wanted to go on. All secured by a wall and an entrance area.

"Well it does look rather impressive" Said Rarity as she opened her parasol.

"Are you kidding?" Asked Rainbow dash. "This, looks, awesome!"

"So what should we do first?" Asked Twilight while she grabbed a park map from the ticket booth.

"Duh, get our tickets first silly." Pinkie said laughing. There was a row of pod shaped booths with little windows. Behind that was a row of turnstiles, each guarded by a security stallion. They walked up to one of the booths. Inside the booth was a pegasus mare with a yellow coat and a white mane.

"Hello." She said.

"Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie. I got a groupon in the mail." Pinkie said as she hoofed her the paper. The mare scanned the paper with a small wand. It beeped and a green light flicked on.

"So that'll be four tickets then?" She asked peering at the other mares.

"Absla-dootla-roony." Pinkie said smiling a great big smile. The mare gave her a strange look and said "OK, that'll be 8 bits then. I'm Yellow Snow by the way." Pinkie hoofed over 8 bits and Yellow Snow gave her four entry tickets. "Thank you for choosing Super Fun Land. We hope you have a super fun time."

"We will, thank you Yellow Snow." Said Twilight. the four walked towards the turnstile row. Pinkie gave the four tickets to one of the blight brown stallions in a blue coat and cap and he hit the turn stile button four times.

"We hope you enjoy your stay at Super Fun Land." He said with a sincere smile.

"Thank you, we will" Said Twilight again as she followed pinkie in. Once they were all in Twilight pulled out her map once more and said "Alright, so now what are we doing first?" Twilight looked at the map. There was mystery tent lane, roller coaster avenue, game booth central, Kiddy Land, rushing waters mountain and food court castle.

Pinkie laughed "Silly, we're going to get all day hoof bands so we won't have to pay for more tickets." Twilight facehoofed and they went to get there bands.