So I wrote a clopfic

by StrawberrySwirl

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1010

18:53:34 <Chezik[UE]> I want a clopfic between crackles and his "cousin"

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Nah, just a short fic I wrote for the hell of it. Friends seemed to like it so I might as well upload it here.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-21 08:37:33 UTC

So be it.

"Arr! Auurh!" Crackles exclaimed as he scratched his backside. He was a dragon with many problems, one being his flaky scales. Usually a dragon's scales overlap each other protecting the delicate skin underneath, but for Crackles, his scales pointed all over the place. This allowed all manner of dust and dirt to get underneath his scales and rub against his flesh, driving him nuts.

After a good five minutes of scratching, Crackles was still not satisfied. He decided to walk to a local lava pool to take a nice bath and that's when her saw her. She was the most beautiful dragon he had ever seen. A lush green dragon with a wonderful lighter green patch on her neck, with a pretty bow attached to it. She had gems stuck to her so Crackles thought she had similar scale problems to himself.

"Finally! I'm not the only one anymore!" he thought to himself as he slowly waddled over to her. As he got closer her horns caught the sun and reflected orange and purple back to him, Crackles flapped his wings a little in excitement.

"Hey there," said Crackles in his crackly voice trying to be smooth as possible. "You new to the mountain tops?". The female

dragon looked around in confusion before spotting Crackles. A small "eep" came from her backside, but Crackles was too lost in her eyes. "Err.. yeah," the new dragon replied in a husky voice. "She's perfect!!!" Crackles thought with glee as he raised his lips in a crooked smile, revealing rows of razor sharp teeth.

"How about you and me go get some privacy?" said Crackles, still giving that awkward smile. "Dear Celestia," Twilight thought to herself, "is he trying to court me?". "What's going on?" whispered Rainbow Dash, trying to see through the holes, "what does he want?". Twilight replied "I think he fancies us girls..." hearing Rarity gasp at the words. "Whatever do you mean Twi?" Rarity responded. "What do you think?" Twilight replied in an annoyed tone as she watched Rarity panic. "Calm down Rarity," said Rainbow Dash in a hushed voice. "Maybe he just wants to... you know, hang out..." replied Rainbow in an unconvinced tone, smiling nervously. "Look girls, let's just follow him then leave him when he's not looking." said Twilight.

"Uhh, sure." the female dragon responded in her husky voice, beginning to shamble towards Crackles. "I know this perfect spot," said Crackles, "just follow me." He began waddling towards his favourite spot with the biggest grin a dragon could ever have. "I can't believe my luck!" he thought to himself happily. What started off as another normal day turned into a heavenly dream. "We're here" Crackles exclaimed as he stopped at the edge of small cliff which overlooked the sunset.

Unable to control his excitement any longer Crackles turned around and began advancing towards the female dragon, his scaly penis growing longer and swinging from side to side with each step. "Don't be frightened" Crackles said when he saw the female dragon backing down a bit. He lapped his tongue in and out, covering her face in dragon kisses. "Oooh..." said the female dragon, planting her backside on the ground. Crackles took this opportunity to move behind her and mount her.

"Rarity! Rarity! Wake up!!" said Rainbow Dash in her hushed voice, trying to wake up the recently fainted pony. "Twilight, what can we do?" said Dash in a hurried voice, now starting to loose her cool. "I.. I don't know!" said Twilight, as she racked her brain looking for a solution. Meanwhile Crackles had finally gotten into position and was trying to find the juicy entrance.

"Oh no, what's that?!" said Rainbow Dash in horror as a green snake with a green tipped head came from under the sheets and moved its way towards Rarity's backside. "Oh no ohno ohnoohnoohnoohno oh no" Rainbow was muttering to herself, paralysed with horror as the snake reached Rarity and began to attack her vagina. Twilight was too much lost in thought and didn't notice the events that were happening around her.

Crackles was having the time of his life, due to his mannerisms and appearance he never got many chances for action. "Arrruuuuu! Ahhhhuuuuuuuuu!!!" Crackles grunted with each thrust, forcing himself deeper and deeper into that female dragon's tight pussy. Rainbow Dash was tugging on Twilight, trying to make her do something to stop this from happening. Rainbow Dash saw the snake pull away one final time, before blinding her with semen. "Arhhhh!" said Rainbow Dash trying to wipe her eyes.

Crackles pulled away from the female dragon, satisfied that he had please both himself and his new accomplice. Crackles got off and started walking away, "It's time for my bath, I'll see you around sometime." said Crackles as he left the scene. Twilight had finally snapped out of deep thought state and analysed the scene.

Rarity was passed out, her vagina having being ravaged was pink and raw with dragon pre-cum mixed with blood seeping out of it slowly. Rainbow Dash was curled up into a soggy ball and shaking, having being traumatised at the events, powerless to save her friend. "Well, shit." said Twilight.

The end.

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bloody hell apparently I can't upload my short story because I'm like a paragraph or too short so like, all I'm going to do is like write this out so I can like actually like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like pass the word filter.

oh god I still need more words words wrods wards boards smores rarity's marshmellow butt weld joint mig welding because I can  etc words words words words words words words words words words words

... still more words are needed. well I thought I only needed one or two paragraphs but it looks like I might just end up with flying through space on my vehicle cause that green metal orbs flying through space was like dun dun dun.