"You want some? Come and get it you bitches!" screamed the earth pony stallion manning the turret of a crashed jeep. The two other stallions were unconscious in the front, and there were no more stallions for miles around. Worse yet, some 5,000 mares had found the scout and were surrounding it.

"Hah, just give up now and I'll make sure not to break every bone in your lower body, boy."

"Oh yeah? If you want a piece of me come get some, it's 50% of with a free ass-kicking!" the stallion yelled in response, shaking his hoof and spinning up the SMG Gun (Spin-up Mounted Gatling Gun).

"Oh that is it, mares, CHAR-" 'crack' thud' The Pegasus mare fell from the sky as a sniper dart embedded in her neck. 'crackcrack' Two more fell.

"What the?" Jenkins looked down to see his comrades missing.

"~Jenkins, open fire~" Sam said over his mic.

"Roger, OKAY CHUMS LET'S DO THIS. LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS."

Back at central

"So the Elements and Princess are coming here to crush the main base of the resistance?" asked Konner.

"Unfortunately."

"With us in it."

"Yes."

"What about the mares at the Northwest?"

"Taken Southwest and are working on the Northeast."

"Well then, shall we?"

"It's been to long since our last dance with death." Caliga said as they donned their gear.

Aura's Perspective

I rubbed my eyes as I awoke from my fitful slumber, back laid against the steel bars of my hanging cage.

"So, when do we get to play with them?" asked a mare I identified as Blossom.

"After the inspector checks them." said another, this one's name is Bright.

"Ugh, she's taking forever!"

"Oh shut your trap."

"Ladies, calm down."

"Oh hello inspector."

"Good evening, I understand you have 2 stallions that you need to have checked?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Good, oh, it seems like one is already awake, how many darts did you say he took?"

"Over 400 light 300 medium 15 sniper and 300 heavy."

"Amazing."

"It was pretty damn scary as well."

"Yeah, I bet it was you bitch." Aura said as he spat in their direction.

"Oh, such a dirty mouth. Don't worry we'll find a better use for that later."

"He's gonna be so much fun to break." all of them giggled as tools were taken from the inspectors bag. "Now then, let's do medicine."

Konner's perspective

I peek around the corner of the crate serving as my cover at the now mare crowded northwest sector. The commotion in the middle of the formation signified that there was something important there. Celestia or the males, I don't know. I hide my head back behind the crate after a split second. "We got commotion in the middle, don't know what. Got a pretty good guess though." whispered to my alicorn companion.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah." I say as I chance another glance. "Shit there's a lot of them. Don't know how we're gonna do this."

"Fuck it?"

"Fuck it." I say as I nod my head in conformation. "Let's wait for more intel first."

"Agreed. So, what are we gonna do if we pull it off?"

"Fuck it?" I asked, mirroring him.

"Fuck it." he said. I peeked around the crate again and finally got a clear view of the target.

"It's them, let's do this. On my mark. 3, 2 , 1 MARK.
(Here is some battle music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEDmNW91EBg )

I pulled my gun up around the corner and fired it at the mass. Missing my intended target but hitting more the mares scattered to find cover and return fire. "Shit!" I say as a dart embeds itself in the wall next to me. The crate flew over my head as a magic blast got it. I rolled to the side and behind a concrete barrier and tossed a grenade. I could here thumps as the pegasi passed out. I pulled back my charging handle and resumed fire. I ducked down as a dart flew past my face. "CALIGA, YOU GOOD?"

"Sorry, but he's a little 'tied up at the moment." I rolled to the side as a blur raced by me.

"Fuck" I said as I ran and jumped over another barrier and returned fire. A dart embedded itself in the wall behind me, courtesy of the rainbow bitch who almost wrecked me not long before. "Hey bitch, you missed!" I screamed as I took a shot at her. Needless to say, whenever someone says that, the enemy hit exactly where they wanted. Same case here. The supposed wall? A barrel. The result was me landing smack dab in the middle of them.

"Did I now." the mare with the over-saturated mane asked, nose to nose with me.

"Fuck you." I said through gritted teeth.

"Oh, better idea, fuck you." the obnoxiously pink one said, before the group descended upon me.

Author's Note

This was written long ago, so I spruced it up a little, lengthened it a bit, and decided to see if you guys want this or not. It's not very good, but I've been sitting on it for awhile.