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How to Make Enemies and Be Generally Unsociable

by Okhlahoma Beat-Down
Equestria has withstood problems of all kinds. However, they cannot be prepared for the arrival of a lonely Sniper who was fired for not doing his job properly. And all he wants is a friend.

Equestria.
The shining pinnacle of everything good about the world of Equis.

The Badlands.
The run-down hole of everything terrible about the world of Earth.

When a massive corporation fires one of its Snipers for failing to perform well enough in the field, he ends up transported from Earth to Equis. Hoping to make some new friends, he sets about socializing. However, this is harder than it seems, especially when he's not the only one to be taken there. After all, how is a murdering gunman with low self-esteem going to fit in when placed in a country full of peaceful equines with friendly attitudes and whilst under fire from everything that isn't himself?

Horribly, I assume.


Self-Insert; Simply using my Sniper as a placeholder for myself.

Teen
Incomplete
Human
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
Sex
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
MONOO

24796 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

8 Chapters:

  1. Falling Into the Ring of Fired 2014-04-11 01:23:13 UTC
    5782
  2. It Kind of is A Cold Day in Hell 2014-04-16 02:27:29 UTC
    3033
  3. I Should Have Worn a Mac 2014-04-16 19:39:07 UTC
    3159
  4. I Don't Want a War 2014-06-09 20:32:12 UTC
    2586
  5. iDidn'tEvenTryToOffendYou 2014-07-31 22:51:37 UTC
    2732
  6. End of the Fine 2014-09-10 00:05:44 UTC
    2360
  7. Madwater Basin 2014-09-10 23:13:57 UTC
    2576
  8. The War on Parties 2014-09-15 01:13:40 UTC
    2568