Chapters My name is Sketti Go. I am a rare being, half zebra, 1/4 pegasus and 1/4 unicorn. I was created so now I am a zebra alicorn. My mom was a unicorn/zebr hybrid and my dad is a normal pegsus. I also have a brothr named Dinky Song who is really stupid and he'l never go any ware in life. We make him do all the chore and stuff when we don't want to do them.
When I was born I was the star of the family and I was like an apple lodged in the eye. When I was 6, Dinky Song was born, but I never liked him. He was always really stupid but he liked to sing though he woudl never be as good as me and mom, Royal Hearts.
When I was 17 and he was 11 since he's 6 years younger I was just learning how to sing. When I was little, I use to play with my toys that were plastic pony toys and some other stuff. I sang a song called "Love on the Water" with my mom since it was a duet. It went like this and the lyrics went like this:
When I see your smiling face
It burns like the sun
All everywhere
Everywhere, everywhere, oooh.
There is love in the air
Love, everywhere
Oooh yeeah
Love in the trees
And in teh sea
And love onthe water
Lovvve
It's like a journey
It never ending
And it's loove
Love on the water.
Dinky tried to sing with us but he just made a screech sound and I slapped him. My mom laughed gently and she was so pretty.
But before I learned to sing, when I was around 14-16 age, I had to learn to fly and use my magics. My dad, since he had wings, he taught me how to fly and dance and soar through the sky like a fleeting dream. Once I learned how to, I soared and flapped and I whorled and made loopety loops and I was so magestic with my father by my side. His name is Sparkle Shades by the way since he always wears shutter shades. They don't really protect your eyes or have a purpose but they're cool.
Some people say my family is a hipster family, but, they're wrong. My family and my parents are super cool, especially me, but not Dinky since he is an exception and he had stupid large glasses like harry potter.
My dad always wore that tie that was green and we swooped through the sky so beautiful like magestick birds. He said he was proud of me and he was proud of me. My heart soared in the sky like my beauty alicorn wings of talent and grace.
My mom, on the other hoof, was the one who teached me my magic use and how to use magic powers properly. First I used a normal magic spell that is the kind of levitating stuff. I levitated a peanut butter and i opened it with magic. I saw that my magic was a bright shimmer green and I said "Wow! It is cool!"
My mom smiled at me so bright and cool. My mom was really pretty, and I always hoped to be just like her when I was a grown adult. But, that was back when I didn't even know my story and I wasn't my own person. I was just copying off my mom until I learned to grow and develop myself.
When I was , during the stage of learning to fly and magic, I skipped several grades in school and magic school because I had lots of intelligence and high levels of smartness. So, I found myself in high school when I was 12. I was scare but it turns out, everyone thought I was cool because I was a zebralicorn! So I made friends and I laughed with them and I got into the best hottest fashion trends.
I never did my homework but I got bad grades and my teaches hated me because I never did my work. But, I still had my friends by my side even though I invite them to stuff and none show up. I Think they were just playing a prank though, hahahaa. My parents didn't really care about my grades because "You're a good kid Sketti" is what they said to me. Dinky always got good grades like A+ but he was just being a suck up and spent his free time doing math like a boring guy. I didn't want to do that so I didn't and I never did my homework, but it works out in the end.
By the time I got to highschool it was good, but that's a whole another chapter of the story of my brillient life.
Author's Note
Hey guys check out Sketti Go's hischool friends in this picture!:
High School Years
So yeah I remember excatly what I was wore on the first day of my high school years. It was my best dress that was tangerine color and it had cyan stripes and it was cool. Most peopl don't where clothes normaly but I liket to so I wore my dress and I wanted to make a very good and excellent first impression
I had 3 frends in hiscool and there names were Death Darkblood and also Sunshiney Beaches and one other freind named Mintlily. Death always wanted me to be emo like her, or maybe she was goth I don't really know. She was probably both actually. Her cutie mark was a black broken heart because her talent was being depressed. Mintlily and me were the only 2 who didnt have their cutie marks when we started highschool. Sunshiney Beaches was really happy always and she had a lot of friends. Her cutie mark was a smiley face/sun combo.
After that first day of school though, I went home and then I went to a pasta place. I ate the pasketty and it was so good I earned my cutie mrk that was a meat ball! I screeched in joy and I was happy.
The next day Sunshiney was off with her other friends so I showed my cool cutie mark off to Mint and Death. Mint was happy for me and Death didn't frown so much so I think she was happy too. I was glad I had great friends like them and I said "Hey guys wanna come after school to play Mystical Moon fantasy???" That was my favorit game on my Carot Station 3. But Death said "No Sketti I have to think about death and stuff later" and I said "oh ok"
Also Mintlily said "Yeah Sketti I want to but I have to do my homework sorry." And I said "haha Mint you don't need to do your homework silly!!! I don't do it and I'm fine aren't I???" Mintlily agreed and she said "OK, well, I'll come after school then."
So we said bye to Death Darkblood and Sunshiney even though she ignored us kind of but we went home.
Mintlily liked my house because my walk in closet was bigger then her hole house since she lived alone with her dad an that's all. Her mom Minty died a lot of years ago. Mint gasp and she looked at all my cool outfits and stuff.
I walked over to my Carot statien and I plugged in Mystical moon Fantasy. I plug it in and i hooked up the 2 controllers and We sat there and we played it for a while and we got up to level 76 and it was real fun.
When it was getting late Mint said she gotta go and she left. I waved goodbye and I played vido games by myself some more. I made it to level 77 and I made it to the bonus level. I was always depressed alot when I was bad at vidyo games and my demon side came out and it emerged. My demon side looks the same essept it has horns. It screams at me when I do a bad job at video games like Mystical Moon Fantasy. Sometimes even when I'm not doing a bad job at vid games, my demon side takes me over and I go a little craycray. But it's all good in the end even tho I kill people when I'm like that every once in a while.
ANYWAY the nex day I got up and it was a tuesday. I got up and I saw my bed with its beautiful silk blankets and my greasy pillow. I shuld wash it later. anyway, the time came to get ready for school. I walked up to the clock when I was done with my makeup and saw that It was 9:00 Am. I was a hour late!!!! I ran downstairs and yelled, "I'm late!!!!!!! !!"
Peter Sparkler, my true love
I remember the day I first met my true love Peter sparkler. It was first day at Kindergartin. I saw him with my eyes and I was wearing my green tanktop and denim shortshorts. I always wear a outfit on the firs day of a school year. Anyway I saw him and he was wearing his fez like usual. It was purple.... Purple like his dreamy eyes. He looked sad because he was the only zebralicorn beside me. I felt bad for him as it started raining in the fog and he taked off his fez leviatating it with magix. A pool formaed in it and his tears flowing from his eyes. The tears and the raindraps made a puddle in the fez hat and he looked at it sadly and saw his reflaction.
I was sad for him and I flew up and pushed the clouds away so it wasnt a rainy day. Then I seen him smile at me but I Ieft.
he wasn't in same class as me so I didn't see him that much, only fleeting glimpses of him that I saw through the day. I snapped photo's and constructed a shrine that was finely done in 2nd grade, 2 yrs. later.
It had flowars and a waterfall powered by magic and all the photo's and poetry I writ about him and I sat there practicng my kissing on the photos.
Finally one day in highschool, I had my vchance. I was sitting at teh tabel with Death and Mintlily and Death was scraping her arm with a plastic fork and Mintlily was reading. It was a book called "Lindsey Lightly and Petalbloom Talk About Boys". Yeah anyway Sunshiney was sitting ina corner with a big group of her other friends and I sat there plotting. Peter was sitting on a diffrent table doing his homewerk or something I don't really know don't care.
I whispered urgently to Mintily "OMG it's my chance"
"Yeah okay" said Mintlily and I walked over to him.
"Hey Peter hi" I said. Peter looked at me. "Do i know you?"
"Yeah we were friends in kindergarden remember???" I ask. "Oh yeah. Hi Sketti." he said with a smile showing his sharp fang teeth.
I said "Yeah so want to go out with me"
"Ummm sorry I can't Sketti." He frowned sad. I was sad on the inside. "Oh.......................... ok." I said sadly.
A few day later I went back to school and I saw Peter aggain!!! But omgomg he was sitting with Sunshiney!!! Now was my big chance!!!! I run up to him and I braged between them. I said "Hi peter@!!"
"Oh, hi Sketti Go I'm sorry but i'm dating sunshiney now." he said with a smile. My heart dropped off the shatterdash cliff of despaire.
"Wwwwww??? Whaaatttyt?"
I ran over to my other friends crying all the way. Tears screamed down my cheeks and they flew off my flesch. I sat next to them "Omg guys my true love Peter is dating Sunshiney Beaches!!!!" I screamed with sad.
But i saw Death and Mint and they were kissing omg.
"Yeah we're dating now" said Death.
I cryed and i left and I flew away. I was so super sad and I left myy heart was forever broken.
Author's Note
Warning this chapter has violence just so you know what your getting in 2!
Peter Sparkler, part 2
I ran home and I slam the door to my room./ I smacked on the satin sheets and I jumped on the bed crying. My makeup got smear everywhere but I Don't Care!!! I was in love but my true love Peter didn't love me and he just dumped me like that!!!!! I love him my whole life sense kindergarden and he didn't even love me anymore.
I cryed in sorrow and despair and derpressed and I was sad. My tears bad a big fat chunk puddlle on my bed and I cryed and rolld around.
Finaly I remebered the shrine I made in my basement of Peter Sparkler with the photos and the poetrie and the waterfal. I ran down to the attic and I went there. I saw the watterfal shrine and I went to it.
"Uuugh this is what you get Sparkler!" I screeched and I smashed the waterfall. I cryed more and I went back to my room. My dad stood there and he said "Sketti What is wrong??"
I said "Shut up! My true love just decided to date somepony else and I love him forever!!! Also my 2 other friends Mintlily and Death are dating now so now I'm a 3rd wheel!!!"
Sparjkle Shades hugged me tightily and said "Its okay Sketti He'll brake up with her and soon he will see how cool you are eventually. Then he will go out with you instead."
He left and I started plotting a plan. My mom came and she said "Sketti Go why are you home already?? Dinky didn't get home yet." I said "Yeah my true love broke up w/ me and now he's dating my friend Sunshiney Beaches and my other 2 friends are dating and I don't know what to do." Royal Hearts (who was my mom) said "Oh it's okay Sketti Go. He will break up eventually... Eventually... eventually."
I saw she was gone and I hear the words echo in my head. "Eventually"
I had a evil plot plan. I thought about it and then I turned to my demon form. "Yes, I know what to do. I know how to not make him love me eventually... He'll love me soon when she's out of the picture."
A few days latter all the peices of my plan were in place. I laughed evilly and I was still in my demon mode. I fleew to Sunshiney's house with a malicious glint in my eye and demon eye. I sat down and I ringed the dorbell. Sunshiney's mom Ocean Shores came to teh door. She looked just like Sunshiney essept she was tan instead of yello and she had 2 shades of blue in her hair not blue/white combo. She said "Oh hai, are you a frand from Sunshiney's schooool?"
I said "Yes but I'm here to kill her lol."
Ocean looked at me for a while and then she smiled real big. "Oh, so you twos are playin' one o' them live ackshun rollplays huh? Oh alrighteh then."
I said "yeeeah can you get her" and Ocean Shores said "O righteh. shore I'll get her raight now." She ran away and came back a few secongs later with her daughter.
"Oh hi Sketti" said Sunshiney Beaches. I glared at her for a while while her mommy left and said "You guys have lotseh fun o right?"
We went into the yard and we played tag for a little while and then I ran up and stabbed her with my horn until she died. With her dying words she said "Why'd you do it Sketti?"
I replyed "You stole my true love."
It started raining and thunder crashed over head. Sunshiney frowned sadly because she was dying and she said "But i didn't Sketti He was lying to make you jealus so you'd go out w/ him."
Then she died and I gasped and I flyed back to my house.
Peter Sparkler, part 3: the Aftermath
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. Yeah I went to Bon Pastea and i worked there and now I worked there real good. I was the chef so I foarmed the pastas out of the dough and I cooked it. I was the guy who did that. My worker partner was my husbind Peter and I loves him soooooooooooooooooooooooo much yeah. I alway;s cooked the pasta and he always ate it and we were the perfect pear like 2 pea's in a pod. <333 L
Annyway we worked there but mostly me. We work their and we worked there. I made delicious pasta such as the kind thats shaped like a bowtie and the kind that's curly and spaketty. My favorite is the pasketti and I love that stuff with tomatto sauce and meatbawls. I ate it every day and that's all I ate mostly except chips and ice cream sometimes. Yeeeah, it was the good life.
But, somehow, I didn't feel happy with my life even tho I had my true love Peter by my side for ever and always and I could eat what ever and I lived w/ my pairents. In that big mansion with the pool with the whale in it and the dogs and other pets like the tiger named Oogoo and he went roooaoawr!!!!! And I hugged him and whn he tried to grawl at me and claw me with his meaty paws I just smacked him with magic. My brothur Dinky Song wanted to go to college but we didn't let him so we just took the money he earned at his job bein an ice cream man at mcDonalds and he got to be our servent except he was indentured or something since we didn't pay him anything to do it.
Yeah so anyways, I went up to my hometowne Mcdonald and I went in the side so I was inside. The walls were the color of a periwinkle if you spit on it and it gets some grease stains every once in a while. The couches that were realy booths to eat at were red and grungy. They looked tattered like shoes if you weared them for like a decade. The sealing had some tiles that were white at some point in their life's but now they're grey with dirt and decay. A mysterius liquid dripped from a tyle that no one sat under ever, dripping into a seat chair that made a hole in the faux leathery fabric that was really vinyl or something but not like vinyl Scratch lol. XD.
It was my favorit place in the hole widest world that is round and fat with land and clouds. I loved it.
I wakled up to my brothr who was makin the ice cream since he's a ice cream man at Mc Donald'. I wallk up to him and I said "Can I buy it." And he said "Sketti Go, my sister, I don't have the option to reject your request" and I said "Oh your so stupid Dinky. And I made a face like X'D and I cryed with laughters. Then he sighed at me and he looked kind of depressed and he said "So what do you want sketti?" And some-pony beghind me honked there horn since they were in a truck. Did i mention I was going through the drive-thru? Yeah cuase I was. Anyway I screamed at the horn-honk guy and I told Dinky "I'll have One of Everything" and he looked depressed more and he sighed amd he got me my food. I ate the burger since it was artficial beef and I laughed and I threw the rest of the food at the truck behind me and the guy yelled and I think he said bad words but that's not nice so I runned away and I flyed away.
I got home and I said "Hi Honey" to Peter and we kisseded and we sat on the couch kissing. I turned on the Tv while we were still kissing and I turned on a show. We watched it and kissed and then it was time to go to bed so yeah we went there.
In the morning I went on Facebook imedietely and I signed in and I made a post that was a photo of me kissin Peter and I put a caption that said "Lovin life <333333333333332233321" and I sub-mitted it. The ppl commented saying "omg you guys are so hot <333" and I said "thanx" and yeah I was lovin' life.
Author's Note
sorry i taked a long time 4 this chaper guys!!! hope u enjoy and thx for all my supporteng fans as alwayys
Soon, an amazing event happened. It was after I was spending my days wasting away with my tru love/husband Peter Sparxcler and I spent my time on myspace and Facebok and twitter and Tumbler and google Plus+ and reddit and. We sat on teh cowch and we had a great time. Yeah. We watched tV. and I had my ipad adn my iphone and my ipod and my icomputer and my itouch++ and my iphone 5c and we played games on them all at 1ce called Multi Taksing.
I was awching a new show called "Honney booboo strikes Bcak" when the iphone ringed but I didn't know which one it was. So I romped around and I was so confused????. I then saw it was the custom pink iphone that I bought and it was the trademark Barbie color I guess. I picked it up and it's plastic was so shiney and new and beautiful. I loved it and I licked it. "MMMMMmmMMmMMMMmmMMmmmmMmM" I said about the tasty phone color. It was strawberry-candy-marsh-mellow swirl. I loved it. Anyway. I answered it finally and I said Hello and there was a guy talking to me so I screamed. Then he said "I always asked you what you wanted to be but now I know you want to be..... famous." And I said "yeah haaha." Then he said "lalalala lalalala lalalalalala" and I said "Um yeeeeeh." So he said "Yeah ok I'll call you back in a few ours ok??" and I said "Yeah."
So a few hour past and I said "Hhhhhhhhhm" and he called back! He said "All rite preparations are all good so yeah.... Your famous now so have a nice day!" He hung up and I screamed in joy because now I was famous!!!!! I couldn't beliv it took me that long and it was just that easy. I told Peter and he said "mmm yeah ccool" and I hugged and we kissed. Then we ate some lunch that was recycled dandelion juice samwiches and we ate it. It tasted bad but it was healthy and cool. It made me want to throw up. But we ate it and I brushed my teeth and I left. I had to go to Manehattim to see Ratity and buy cool stuff.
"See ya later" I said to peter and I flew away.
Author's Note
I dont own the web-sights i named here ;) XD
When i was famous it was good because I was famous. It was nice to be famous though I already had enough money and riches. But it was good and I had Oogoo my pet tiger though he ate some plants that was poison in my garden and he died and it was so sad and I cryed. But my mom was there for me always and she hugged me so tight and real tight. Then she buyed me a dinosaur imported from Japan and it was cool. I named her Georgina and I loved her but not as much as Peter Sparkler since I married him and he was my #1 true love/. I still had the whale that lived in our climat-controlled swimming pool that's indoors. I liked it and I swaam with it and swimmed with it. It was fun to swim and I had lots fun.1
I was famous so the poparazi came and they snapped pictures of me and I smiled at them. I grinned and they saw my perfect teeth. They were straight n' shiny and they looked photoshopped but they weren't. They were like #ffffff that's how white n' shiny they were. So beautiful. Alot of ponies came and bringed diamond rings and threw them at me and said "Marry me Sketti!!!" But I said No, Sorry I'm taken." And I kept the diamonds since it was nice of them to give it to me. I had a collectin of diamond now. I used it to scrape gum off my horse-shoes since I'm a pony so I wear horseshoes y'know.
One time I went dumpter-diving with my friends Deth Darkblood who was in the Peter Sparckler chapters and also Mintlily. They ended up getting marry'ed but I didn't go to there wedding sense I was busy that day. But yeah I went w/ them and we found an old fax machine and we took it apart and it was so fun. I bringed my husband Peter and we had a great romantic time in the junk yard with the old food and cockroaches and gross seagulls. I saw a fridgerator with a moldy food in it and a old boot with a plant growing out of it. I looked at it then I slammed the door on the plant and it died. The boot was still in there though. "Why woudl some-one put a plant in a boot????" I laughed. Peter hugged me and we kissed. It was so romantic under the moon in the big pile of garbage and the gross smells and Deth and Mintlily who were also kissing. Yeeeah/.
When we got home it was a nice time with the paprazi banging on the doors and I was sleeping but they screamed at me all night and I had insomnia I Couldn't Sleep. So i screamed back at the people and they cryed and they snapped photo's and I got blinded by the camra flashes. I screamed and I fell to the floor and I heard a crash but I was parilyzed and I couldn't move. I was immobilized by love in the night. Peter defended me and he screamed and he yelled at the paprazi but they got him too!!!!!!! Oh no my love Peter!!!! I cryed and I still couldnt move but he fell down besides me. There was a stray tear falling from his taer-eye. I touched his face with my nub hoof and he cryed and I cryed. The paprazi people ran away and they runned into teh house but I was parlyzed. I cryed and I just didn't know what to do My life was ruined and i coudln't move... But i had my love by my side and It'll Be Okay so I cryed my self to sleep.
Author's Note
o em gosh this chaptr was so saddd and i cryed when writtig it ;U;
The Beginning... of the End
` When I finally woked up I wasn't parlyzed anymore and I got up and I saw Peter was gone!!! I screamed because I loved him and he was gone. I started crying again and the tears started streaming down my cheeks because I loved him and I missed him again.
But then I saw him and he was kidnapped and I screamed "no not my true love."
I saw on a screen that he had been kidnapped by the Walking Foot, a local evil group. of evil.
I sat and cried and it was drafty since the window was smashed.
Author's Note
omg this shapter was so intense and emo
I flyed to the Walking Foot's headquarters ina secret mission. I killed the guard and I stole my true love Peter.
We were happy, so happy together and forever. We would live in the manshion and we kissed and I saved him. He said You saved me" and I said Yes and we kissed The end.
Author's Note
Just a shprt chapter to whrap up teh story ynow??? i was goin to make it longer but it tooked a long time to think about how it shuld end and ive been goin g thru emotional trauma rite now and moving out and wat-not... i also strated a new story youv probbby seen it but go read it ok??? thx, love sketti g
After higschool I didn't go to collage or university because I didnt feel like it and I had enough money anyhow because my parents didn't have to even work because they inherited a lots of money. That's how we got so much and also we won the lottery too.
When I was 18 I used this some of money to marry Peter Sparkler. We had a big extravagent wediing and it had cake and beverages. We ate the cake and drank the drink and ate the food and danced and laughed and everypony who was somepony was there. I had a beauty ring that was shimmer pink and made of gold with pink diamonds also. It adorned my horn and Peter had a chunky gold one that was still cool-looking I guess. Celestia himself was there and she was with her sister Luna and her cousin or whatever named Cadance and Twilig was there too since she's a princess I guess. Cadence is pink and cool. Her hair reminds me of the cotten candy we served at our wedding.
At the party you have after a wedding it was great and we ate all that food and did that stuff I mentioned earlier. It was cool and it was fun and it was pink. Pink is my favrite color but I'm not a girly girl I'm still a tomboy. Everyone thinks I'm good at sports like Rainbow Dash. We were best friends for a while when I join the Wonderbolts but then Rainbow quit after she dated Soarin for a while and it wasn't any fun w/o her so I quit too. I wondered how she was doin but she's probbly okay.
After we marryed we got a house and it was a manshin but it was just my house and I just lived there and Peter moved in and we didn't change our last name since we wanted to be unique and individal. We sat on our couch a lot with my parents since they still lived there and we played Mystical Moon Fantasy and Mystical Moon Fantasy 2 and Mystical Moon fantasy 3 and the video games for all the good movies. and Mystical Moon fnatasy 5 and Carnage Fist. We did carry-oke to gether and we singed miley cyrus songs mostly but yeah.
After a while I found my one true calling and it was pasta. I loved pasta and Peter was good at eating it so I cooked it and he ate it and my parents ate it too. It was good. I opened up a great pasta store restrant called Bon Pasta. We served only the best noodle with the finest gredients. Everyone came and it was a 6 star restraunt and it was world famus. I was living the dream.
But, this is only the beginning of my tale, for I wanted more out of life then a pasta cook could provide...
Author's Note
hey gize tune in nexx chapter ok???? ;)
