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Mexicoltan Crunch Nuggets

by Count Weirdly
Braeburn and his business partner Quinlinn learn that owning a multi-million bit corporation isn't as easy as it looks.

Braeburn, a simple farmpony, and Quinlinn, a normal pony with an average past, become millionaires after creating what historians will call "the greatest snackfood of all time", a crazy and daring combo of Nutella and taco salad!

Follow the dynamic duo as they make loads of bits, fight corporate giants, and look good doing it in this odd tale that will bring absolutely no tears to your eyes!

Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the Nutella corporation, aside from the container of it in my cabinet.
Taco Salad is not a trademark of Taco Bell.
The reader is solely responsible for any mental anguish due to fanon smashing, headcanon busting, or lack of actual Quinburn shipping.

Rated Teen for:
Drug Use
Sexual Themes
Language

Everyone
Incomplete
Comedy
Random
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OPBO

3099 words: Estimated 15 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. I - Ad Revenue 2014-02-05 23:36:41 UTC
    1321
  2. II - Hungry as a Horse 2014-03-01 18:13:33 UTC
    1778