Rainbow Dash Network In Equestria

RAINBOW DASH NETWORK IN EQUESTRIA

BY DOATES

CHAPTER ONE

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It was an average day for the Internet. Particularly the site known as, Rainbow Dash Network. If you haven’t heard of RDN, then you are dumb. Nah, just kidding! :D It’s a site devoted to the popular show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. If you know anything about the Internet, then you have heard of the odd fan base that spawned from it; commonly known as the bronies. Naturally, some websites were created to act like a base of this fandom. Equestria Daily is the world-renowned king of the websites.

But some decided to create a social networking site based on bronies. Many were made, but there is a clash between only two. Pony Square and the subject of this story, Rainbow Dash Network. You see there are many users on the site. Some on that site would say that it it is the best site they ever been on because they can actually talk to people and socialize. Though, today, something different happened to some of them.

APPLEOOSA

‘...Whoa....What happened?’ Thought the pony, ‘Where am I? What is this place?’ The pony looked around at his surroundings to figure out where he was. From what he saw, he was in an alley of sorts between two wooden building-like structures. He slowly walked out, wincing at the sun, and noticed that he was in the middle of a town reminiscent of the wild west. The pony looked around to see if there were anyone in the town. But he didn't see any people; oh no, he saw ponies.

‘Ohhhhhhh, crap,’ he thought. ‘This is going to be a loooooooong day.’

Ohhhhhhh, crap,’ he thought. ‘This is going to be a loooooooong day.’

CANTERLOT

It was an average day in Equestria’s capital. Princess Celestia was awaiting the arrival of her star pupil to a seminar that she would be hosting. Twilight had asked her friends to come with her, but they sadly had to turn down the invitation. It was understandable, and in any case, she would be arriving any minute now.

‘Hopefully, she will arrive sooner so she can help me out with this pesky fly!’ SMACK! ‘Darn it!’

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‘What the...? How the heck did I get here?’ The newcomer was dizzy from his sudden travel. He began to look around to see if he knew where he was.

He first noticed that he was in some kind of library and that there was a window nearby. He decided to look out of it to see where he was and discovered that he was in a castle which looked familiar to him, but couldn’t quite figure out how. He tried to see if there was anyone outside that could tell him where he was, but there was no one. Nothing but a group of horses.

‘Well, I guess I need to go out and try to find someone,’ he thought. He was about to leave until he saw the door open...

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“Princess Celestia!” Twilight yelled as she ran up to her mentor.

“Welcome, Twilight, How was the train ride?” Asked her mentor.

“It was great, thank you,” Twilight answered.

“It has been a long time since the Gala, and since the seminar does not start until tomorrow, let us talk about your time in Ponyville in detail,” Celestia said.

Twilight gave a quick squeal in excitement, and began to think of all the things she had experienced while in Ponyville since the Grand Galloping Gala and tried to decide on what to start with. Twilight looked up to her teacher, noticing that the princess seemed annoyed or frustrated about something. Her eyes were staring wildly and angry at something along the corridors of the palace. That was when she heard a low buzzing sound.

SMACK!

Twilight yelped from the sudden sound.

“Sorry, Twilight.” Celestia said apologetically. “There has been a pesky fly going around and it has gotten on my last nerve.” Twilight watched as a small black dot floated past her face and towards the entrance to the private library.

“Let’s follow it into the library. In there we could trap it and get rid of it,” Twilight suggested. The two walked up to the door, seeing that the fly was trying to get in. Twilight’s horn glowed as she levitated an empty flower bowl that was nearby. Celestia raised the swatter with hers, and nudged the door open, letting the fly in.

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The newcomer freaked out the moment the door opened. He started frantically looking around to see if there were any hiding spots within the room, but there were none. There were only shelves on top of shelves of books around the room and a few cushions on the ground. The only way to hide would be to either hope that the cushions didn’t give him away, or hope that there would be something for him to hang on to outside the windows. If he chose the latter, he could risk being seen by the crowd below.

Sweat began to run down his back. The only option other than hiding is to brace for the confusion that was about to start when he is seen by whoever is coming through the door. He would have expected some guards or security, but what he saw were two horses coming through the door. One was a tall white horse with a horn and a pair of wings and a glowing, multi-coloured mane and tail. The other was a shorter lavender unicorn with a purple mane and tail with pink stripes going down them.

‘You have got to be kidding me!’ The stranger and the two horses stared at each other.

CLOUDSDALE

It was a calm and peaceful day in Cloudsdale, everything was going according to schedule in terms of weather. The pegasi were able to spend the rest of the week to relax or practice, mainly practice. Though the main reason they are is that the Wonderbolts were in town and the younger pegasi wanted to show off their stuff. What surprised the young ones was that the Wonderbolts weren’t out and about as they usually are, but instead taking some R&R after a dragon attack in Ponyville a couple days ago.

Where they were staying, they kept to themselves and the employees of the spa they were staying in. Though some say that the spa isn’t fit for ponies of their popularity, but it is the place they prefer to go to. Soarin’, Blaze and Fleetfoot were by the pool area, going through the best massages, while Spitfire was just floating in the pool. They were trying to heal their wings and backs since the purple dragon threw a large bell at them, causing them to slam into the mountain nearby.

“We should do this more often.” Soarin’ said to his compatriots. He was an inch from sleep from the massage he is receiving.

“You wish. We barely find the time to take R&R due to our tough schedule.”replied Blaze, “Most ponies think that we spend most of our time practicing, but instead we just go to public events. Speaking of which, we need to get ready for the next Best Flyers Competition.”

“Nothing could beat last year's competition. After what Rainbow Dash pulled off, nothing could beat that.” Fleetfoot said. “But my question is that who is going to judge this year’s competition?”

“Wave Chill, Soarin’, Spitfire, Misty, Fire Streak, and myself judged last years.” answered Blaze. “That leaves You, High Winds, Lightning Streak, and Surprise.”

“Say, didn’t we see Dash at the Gala last year? Didn’t she and her friends make it into a frenzy?” asked Fleetfoot.

Blaze shrugged. “I wasn’t there, but I did hear that Blueblood got caked in the face. I wish I’d seen that!”

“Well Soarin’ was there. Hey, Soarin’, care to tell us your tale of the Gala last year, again?”

There was no response.

“Soarin’?”

Soarin’ had fallen asleep from the massage. His companions snickered at the sleep-face he was making. They then turned their heads to talk to Spitfire about her time at the Gala when they noticed a pegasus falling and flailing its limbs straight down into the pool.

Spitfire, shocked by the large splash dived under the water. The pegasus that had fallen immediately came up, still scared out of their mind, trying to stay afloat. The other Wonderbolts just stared in shock towards what was happening in front of them.

Spitfire came up for air, giving daggers at the pegasus that interrupted her nirvanna in the water. The pegasus had a peach-colored coat, with a green-bushy tail and mane. They also had a green glasses and a now wet vest.

“What the hay?” Spitfire yelled as she got out of the pool. The pegasus was on the deck coughing out water.

“Hey!” Spitfire slightly shoved the pegasi. “What the hay was that for?”

The pegasus finally looked up at looked at Spitfire. Their eyes became saucers and they looked over their shoulder and looked at their wings and began to flap them. They eventually looked back at the Wonderbolts.

And right then and there the peach-colored pegasus fainted.

FILLYDELPHIA

It was a calm and quiet day in the city of Fillyedelphia. The city was finally economically stable after an infestation of parasprites invaded the city. Though its population isn’t in the upper class, the city is on par with Manehattan. The farmers were able to open a market so that they could get money during the season and keep their jobs.

The newcomer landed in a farm. Disoriented, he walked in a zig-zag pattern through the field until he could finally get his head clear. He began to study his surroundings, and noticed that he was in the middle of a lush green field, and that looking west from this location revealed a view of a city nearby. Realising he had few other options other than to walk there, he began to attempt to walk. Now that his mind was clear, he noticed he wasn't moving normally. He stopped and looked over himself, finding that he had a tail, mane, and no hands.

‘Great. I’m in a bad fanfic,’ thought the pony.

As he was walking down hill, he was tackled by someone, or somepony, behind him. The pony immediately jumped up to face his attacker. It was a red muscular pony, with a blond mane and tail and freckles.

‘The first pony I meetis Big Mac. This is going to be perfect,’ He thought.

“Who are you?” asked Big Mac.

‘Can’t believe I am going to do this.’ “commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese” the pony deadpanned.

Big mac just stared at the pony, confused. “What?”

“Just call me Commodore Crazy,” he replied.

“Okay then, Commodore Crazy, why are you on my family's field?”

“To be perfectly honest, I have no idea.”

“Well since you were trespassing, you are going to have to come with-”

Before the red stallion could finish his sentence, Commodore made a run for it down the hill towards the city. Big Mac soon gave chase. ‘No wonder his name is Crazy,’he thought.

‘Running, Running, Running, Running!’ Commodore Crazy yelled in his head. He turned his head around and saw the red stallion was gaining on him. ‘Come on legs, get a move on!’

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Fillydelphia was unaware of the chase that was about to enter their city, because they were having a chase of their own. A couple minutes ago, a grey-coated pony was caught inside a jewelry store. When it was closed. Needless to say, there was no room for discussion. The pony is now hidden behind a dumpster in a dark alley.

‘Why the hell am I being chased? I didn’t steal anything! Wait... The question I should be asking is why am I in Equestria? All I remember was me logging into RDN and then poof! I am in a jewelry store and now I am running from the local police.’

One of the bystanders must have noticed the pony in the alley and informed the police because officers from both sides of the alley surrounded him. The pony noticed a ladder nearby and jumped to reach it, but one of the officers tackled him mid-air and slammed him to the ground. The rest of the squad fell upon them, completely pinning him.

‘Ugh... This could not get any worse.’

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Commodore Crazy was finally able to get to the border of the city. He tried to ignore the fact that there were more ponies than he could count. Big Mac was slowing down, but not by much. Crazy decided to run as fast he could and hide in one of the shops. Until he ran into the local police.

“Wait, there's another one!” yelled one officer.

“Another? Let’s get him!” said another. The officers began to give chase.

‘First Big Mac now the police. I haven’t been here for 30 minutes and I am already being chased by the police. Wait did they say “another one”?’

Before he could finish his thought a third officer tackled him from the side, hard.

‘Ow....’ His last thought before everything faded to black.

EVERFREE FOREST

Even though the Everfree Forest isn’t controlled by magic, it is still lovely place to be in. Yes, at night, it isn’t very warm and welcoming to be in, but during the day, it was nice enough, you could lay down and just soak up the sun. Except one pony in particular just wanted to get out.

The white unicorn walked the semi-paved path of the forest. ‘Ugh, why did I get transported to here, of all places?’ they asked to themselves. The pony was disoriented after falling into the forest, ‘I mean, come on! Everfree! Please tell me I am near Ponyville.’  The pony continued down the path and noticed the village nearby. ‘Well, that was convenient.’

PONYVILLE

It was indeed a calm day in Ponyville. The town was prepping for a visit from Princess Luna again, but this time with a better reception than the one from Nightmare Night. This will be the second visit the princess will have made to the town.

Fluttershy was in her cottage, along with Spike. She was rehearsing with the birds for the song that will be singing when the princess arrives. Spike, on the other hand was cleaning up the cottage since it was to be where the princess would spend the night.

Spike was in the middle of setting up the room that Luna would be spending the night in when he met his unexpected visitor. Spike was fixing the bed until he turned his head and faced the unfamiliar pegasus. His eyes went wide the moment he saw it.

“Fluttershy, what happened to your hair? And your mane and tail? Where did you get that bow?”, he asked the pegasus.

“Fluttershy” gave a low squeak as an answer. Then “she” fainted.

“Fluttershy? FLUTTERSHY?!” yelled Spike.

“What is it Spike?”, asked Fluttershy, who paused her rehearsal and came to Spike’s aid. She looked at him with a concerned look until she saw the pegasus on the ground in front of her.

“Who is that, Spike?” she asked.

“I don’t know. Do you have any long-lost twin sisters running around?”

EARTH

‘Ohhhhhhhh, crap. This is going to be the biggest screw up I ever done’ thought the man. A new post came up on the computer screen.

“Hey, where did everypony go?” the post said.

‘I wish I could tell you.’