Least Noticeable and Little Flappy

by Jordan179

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Drama, Original Character, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 4730

Granny Pie's Least Noticeable Grand-Daughter befriends a lost flappy creature.

When you're an invisible fluffy pony eldritch horror the size of an elephant, living in the hills above Dunnich, life can sometimes be boring because you're too big to play the normal Pony games. One night there crashes an injured something which is not altogether a crow, nor a buzzard, nor an ant, nor a decomposed Pony -- but becomes a friend. But when Little Flappy gets better, will Least Noticeable ever see her friend again?

Crossover with the Cthulhu Mythos, as is the Shadow Wars in general, but this focuses a little more on the Mythos aspects of my fanon than most. Takes place around the same time as S1E5 "Griffon the Brush-Off."

Published 2014-02-18 22:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-24 06:51:11 UTC

Chapter 1: A Lonely Least Noticeable Daughter

Chapter 1: A Lonely Least Noticeable Daughter

Things had gotten boring for the Least Noticeable Daughter of the Pie Family over the last couple of months.

She stood in her favorite place in the world, in the ring of standing stones atop Lookout Hill, where when the stars were just right she could extend her special senses and feel close to Paradise. There was no describing that feeling in the language that she had learned from her Pony family, and could understand but lacked the vocal apparatus to speak. It was like the joy she felt from the sky and the hills and the forest and the little town of Dunnich, nestled in its valley far below, the joy she felt from being alive, but multiplied by some factor not easily expressible in any Earthly mathematics. It was even like the still-greater joy she felt from Ponies, that she got from their happiness and love and and liked to amplify back to them many times over.

But it was greater still than that. In Paradise there was a mind so much greater than her own, a heart still more loving, a great collective of benevolence that loved the world even more than did the Least Noticeable Daughter herself. A benevolence that wanted to fulfill everypony's dreams, make things happy, throw a great party where everyone could shout and revel and have cake and ice cream and be like Paradise itself. Sometimes, at the festivals, she could dimly spy Paradise, and to her senses it looked like a great congeries of multi-colored party balloons. It was the One-in-All and All-in-One. It loved the Ponies, and she knew that she was one of two whom it loved most of all.

Claire Quartz Pie, the Least Noticeable Daughter of Paradise, had enjoyed her childhood. She'd been almost visible to normal Ponies then, a translucence through which any light source was distorted. Her many eyes looked out on the world with wonder, her multiple mouths often giggled with mirth, and her long tongues would scarf up any food, especially sweets, which she hadn't been explicitly told not to consume. When she was a small filly she was only about the size of a cow, and could still fit through doorways and cuddle other ponies without fear of hurting them. They liked her fluffy warm coat and the strange happy sounds she made and the love she projected so strongly that even those not attuned to the flows could sense her benevolence. She was a welcome guest in the homes of many of the Friends of Paradise, especially in winter when her thermal output was considerable.

It had been around that time, many years ago, when she and her twin sister Pinkamena, who looked much more like a normal Pony than did Claire, had gotten their cutie marks, on the day that that Sonic Rainboom had stressed the local fabric of spacetime and temporarily admitted certain influences, including that of their sire. That day Paradise had embraced them and whispered into their minds, vouchsafing to them the secrets of their destiny, though neither of them was yet old enough to understand it. Claire's was to be the Opener of the Way; while Pinkie's was to be the Messenger of Paradise. That, too, was what their cutie marks were telling them.

Claire's was a complex multi-dimensional swirl which she figured was a map of spacetime and was not directly visible to normal Ponies, though Granny had charted its general outline. Claire knew that outline in some way beyond normal understanding, though no mortal mirror would reflect it, and none of her heads were articulated in such a way as to permit her to directly view it. She could of course also feel it directly with all her long prehensile tongues, and Claire was quite good at gaining an image of any object through her tactile sense.

Pinkie's was much simpler; two blue and one yellow party balloons, a representation of a part of Paradise itself. Giggling together, she and Pinkie had also decided it meant that Pinkie was destined to marry somepony Green, but that might have been just the fancies of two fillies on the cusp of marehood. The Daughters of Paradise, contrary to some ideas, were quite capable of feeling ordinary romantic sentiments, though most ignored them in the pursuit of their more diffuse love of all existence. And Claire and Pinkie were the most intelligent of all the Daughters.

Her sister Pinkie was, of course, the Most Noticeable Daughter of Paradise. She was made of colors bright to normal Pony visual apparatus, and -- after she had received her charge of Heraldry -- she became incredibly loud and mobile. She would bounce all over the place, pop in and out of reality unpredictably, talk and laugh and sing constantly. She loved parties, and throwing them was one of her principal duties as the Messenger of Paradise. It would be her task to show ordinary Ponies how wonderful the world could be if everyone was full of love and good cheer, and she took enthusiastically to her new mission. Nopony could possibly ignore Pinkie.

Claire and Pinkie had always been inseparable, working together in the fields rearranging the rocks, Claire moving the heavy ones while Pinkie arranged them into interesting patterns which tapped the ley lines to concentrate their ores and grow their crystals, and in Pinkie's case sometimes did stranger and subtler things to them. Now that Pinkie had become a party pony, she was even more fun. She would pop in and out of Claire's fluffy coat, and sometimes have adventures through the portals that lay within them. They would sing together, with Pinkie providing the melodic line and Claire the accompaniment. They never wanted to part.

But Pinkie had to leave home. Dunnich was a dying town, and one already familiar with the Daughters of Paradise: there was little cheer Pinkie could spread there. A vision from Paradise told her to go east down the road, and so Pinkie bid farewell to her sisters. Claire wanted to come along with Pinkie, but her mortal parents told her that most normal Equestrian towns would not accept an anatomically-unusual invisible fluffy Pony the size of a shed, and in any case they all knew that Claire was still a growing filly, that she would be much larger when she reached marehood. It was with many tears and fond words, and on Claire's side many sad contralto meepings, that Claire parted with her favorite sister.

Since that day, several years ago, not much had happened. Maude had gone off to school, and rarely visited home, so Claire had only two sisters left with which to play. Inkie and Blinkie were really sweet, but they had their own chores, and eventually they got pre-occupied with writing a series of articles for a newspaper about life on a rock farm, which took up an increasing amount of their attentions.

Claire would help them with their chores, which got even easier for her as she grew to her full adult size, which was about that of a small elephant, and sometimes she would give her sisters rides on her tongues or sing songs with them, but they weren't fillies any more, and they didn't want to play as much anymore. She sometimes sang with them, but they rarely sang with the enthusiasm of Pinkie. She knew that they would eventually marry and raise families of their own.

She couldn't even go inside and be with other ponies at their festivals. None of the buildings in Dunnich, not even the Town Hall, was big enough for her now-gigantic form. And she couldn't dance at them, not even outdoors -- a couple of near-tragedies had made her realize that somepony who could crush a house in an act of clumsiness should neither dance around normal-sized Ponies nor even their structures. Sometimes she would stand at a window and watch a party, but never in town -- things were just too crowded there for her ungainly form.

Romance and marriage seemed out of the question for her. By her nature she was able to love anything sentient, of any sex, but there was no suitable creature for her to court. Normal Ponies, even those who knew and liked her, were not attracted to a huge invisible fluffy pony, especially one overendowed with heads and eyes and tongues. The very few Ponies who were attracted to her all seemed unwholesome to her emotion-sense; she feared they wanted her for immoral and perhaps apocalyptic purposes. They mostly slunk into town in long black cloaks and hissed at her in languages she did not want to understand of vile secrets involving creatures far less friendly than Paradise, asking her to perform favors for them which were entirely out of the question.

Claire had been brought up to be a nice mare and a good Pony: she didn't want to get involved with anyponies like those creeps. No Ma'am!

Even friendship was increasingly difficult for her. She could chart the flaws in spacetime, she could see into realms that even the greatest normal Pony mages knew only with difficulty, she knew how to go places not found on any maps -- though she personally never seemed to go anywhere at all. All the other Ponies of her generation had jobs and friends and some were planning their weddings. She just kept working on the rock farm and wandering the hills, wondering when her real life would begin.

There'd been some excitement on the morning of the Summer Sun Celebration, when the Sun didn't rise. Claire had felt the dark power rising far to the east in the old Castle of the Two Royal Pony Sisters, and she could see the flashes of Shadow appearing above the Earth, seeping down from their own realm to invade that of Ponykind. That dark morning, Granny and the Friends of Paradise had led Least Noticeable and her many half-sisters on her Sire's side, and together they had chanted and woven a web of protection that had stretched out for many dozens of miles in all directions.

Had the Shadows fallen on the Everfree, that dark morn might have had a darker end. But the pulses of love the Friends and the Daughters sent up all that sunless morning had repelled, disrupted and destroyed them. That morning Claire had been filled with transcendent joy, for she knew that she was fulfilling the most primary purpose of Paradise: protecting Ponykind. That day -- though none outside her family and the Friends had known it -- she had been a heroine.

But nothing had happened for months now, and Claire was coming to realize that this might be the pattern of her life from now on, or for however many decades or centuries it would take until things were ready for the Way to be Opened and Paradise to once again reign in the world of mortal Ponies. Her very function meant that she had to stay here, at the site of the flaw in spacetime which permitted Paradise to touch Ponies directly here.

Her sister Pinkamena was out in the wider world, having all kinds of fun and even adventures. She was part of Celestia's Champions now, she'd been one of those who helped defeat Nightmare Moon. She had friends and parties. She was even going to get to go to the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!

I'd like to go there, Claire thought, as she had thought many times since reading Pinkie's exultant letter. I bet I could fit into the main ballroom. I wouldn't even have to dance -- dancing might be a bad idea in a crowded room. But I could be there. And look pretty. Even if nopony could see me.

Well, the last part wasn't quite true. Based on her studies, Claire was fairly certain that the Princesses could have seen her. But Paradise had quite firmly told her not to let the Princesses see her until it was ready to reveal itself.

It's not fair, she thought grumpily, pouting most of her lips, scuffing a half-dozen of her feet and leaving a trench in the hill. One of the great menhirs trembled, and she reached out with several tongues, hastily I never get to go anywhere. I never get to have any friends. Let alone lovers. I'll never get married or have foals or be able to do anything fun at all!

Globules of saltwater manifested in midair and dripped to the ground. Claire was a creature beyond normal Pony imagining, but she was not a very emotionally mature mare, and she was more than a little capable of self-pity.

Suddenly a flash of gravity from above her shook her out of her morose mood. She focused her upward facing eyes, on the big head that kind of looked like Granny's, to their full resolving power and examined what she was seeing in numerous spectra.

There was a writhing mass of what looked like the Shadows she had fought before, but incarnate in something vaguely draconian in shape flying on a single twisted wing-like gravitic effector. It was attacking something smaller, also borne aloft on contragravity, something normal-pony-sized, little and flappy. The smaller thing was not tainted by Shadow.

The smaller thing seemed to be losing.

The Shadows were a vileness in her senses. She knew what to do almost without thinking.

"PHHTHHHHTHHHFFFT!" she raspberried at it from a dozen tongues at once, sending a focused pulse of love for the world up at the foul intruder. It was not the immense phased chorus of the morning of the Summer Sun Celebration, but it did its job. The Shadow-wyrm shrieked in anguish and shot up into space, alive but obviously unwilling to try conclusions with one such as Least Noticeable.

The little flappy thing, obviously wounded, tried to remain aloft but staggered in midair. Its contragravity faded to a flicker, and -- now flapping frantically -- it half-glided, half-plummeted downward, just beyond the rise of an adjacent hill deeper in the White Tails.

Well, that was something new, thought Claire with some surprise. There was no trace left of her earlier depression. It's injured. It could have hurt itself trying to land, she realized.

I have to help it!

Author's Note

My concept of the Pie Rock Farm, and its inhabitants, are of course inspired by H. P. Lovecraft's The Dunwich Horror, as most probably have noticed. Paradise, Claire and Pinkie are a lot nicer than Yog-Sothoth, the Twin, and Wilbur Whateley.

The other source, which some of you fans may recognize, is Ask the Pie Sisters, which is about Marble ("Inkie") Pie and Limestone ("Blinkie") Pie, with occasional appearances by Pinkie. I highly recommend this blog to you -- it's not only sweet and funny, but an example of intelligent world-building.

Chapter 2: Saving Little Flappy

Chapter 2: Saving Little Flappy

Least Noticeable could have gotten to the next hill by galumphing on her numerous elephantine legs -- "galloping" was hardly the accurate term for her high-speed gait -- but she was in a hurry. The little flappy thing might be seriously injured, and its attacker might come back if she did not reach it quickly.

So she reached out with her senses, wriggled her long infra-pink hair in a special fashion, summoned up her strength and emitted a tone. A Gate opened before her and she stepped through. She emerged on the top of the adjacent hill.

This was a simple thing to do by her standards. Her twin sister could do the same thing, only with much less finesse. Claire wasn't as good at making ponies smile as was Pinkie, but she was a lot better at Gate-walking. With a little preparation, Least Noticeable could have opened a Gate to the Lunar surface, but she doubted she would have liked the climate or -- based on what she'd seen a couple months ago -- the inhabitants. With a lot of preparation, she could open a Gate to the extradimensional realm that contained Paradise -- which was of course the main purpose of her existence.

Least Noticeable peered down the hillside. There were a lot of trees and underbrush in the way -- it was the height of summer and the vegetation was luxurious. She couldn't directly see the little flappy thing by means of infra-red or ultra-violet, her most normal sensory bands. Through a magnetized lattice that ran through the undercoat of her fluff, however, she could hear radio-frequency distress cries. She focused her gravitic senses down that bearing, and could see the sputtering of contra-gravity from the little flappy thing's effectors. It was very obviously hurt.

Her instinct was to go gallumphing down the hill, shouldering aside any trees or other vegetation that got in her way. Her intelligence told her that if she did that she'd have a good chance of pushing a tree right down on top of the little flappy thing she meant to save, which would not be good for the creature's well being. She could have Gated, but there was no clear area near the flappy thing which could accommodate her. So instead, Claire picked her way carefully down the hill, taking the path least blocked by major boles and being very precise about where she put any trees she did have to break to allow the passage of her immense body.

Doing this was, of course, unavoidably noisy. Least Noticeable was fairly light on her multiple collapsible hooves, in part because she kept some of her mass coiled up in other dimensions, but she still weighed as much as a small elephant, and there was no way she could get through all that vegetation quietly. Thus, as she descended the hill, her passage was accompanied by the rustling of leaves and snapping of wood as she stepped on the forest floor or crushed whole bushes under her hooves, and the creaking of live wood as she pushed past trees.

The little flappy creature stuck its head up and stared at her. That head was vaguely equine, with a large cranium surmounted by two antennae which waved in her direction. The eyes were multifaceted and protruding, with a wider field of view than that of a Pony. The jaws were powerful, and terminated in an array of sharp fang-like teeth. It was slightly larger than most Ponies, and Claire might have found its appearance frightening were it not much smaller than herself.

It stared at Least Noticeable. As its antennae waggled, she felt herself painted by active radio emissions and, though she could not be sure, it seemed as if she was also at least somewhat visible to its eyes as well. At the sight of Least Noticeable it shrank back in obvious alarm, and cried shrilly in the shortwave radio spectrum. It hopped up -- its wings flapped in a manner that showed that one was broken -- and contragravity stuttered as it attempted a vertical launch and toppled back down to the ground.

Claire winced. That looked painful.

Apparently accepting its inability to take flight, its next action was to leap up the side of a nearby tree. Long sharp claws on both its fore and hind legs bit into the wood, and the little flappy thing ascended with considerable alacrity as Least Noticeable approached the base of the tree. It was a rapid climber, but seemed somewhat unsteady, perhaps because of its injuries. It grasped a high branch with one foreclaw -- then the branch snapped under its weight. The creature nearly fell with the branch, then managed to hold on to the main trunk. It seemed a bit dizzy.

Claire smelt something unpleasant and realized that the ground at the base of the tree was soaked in a reddish-black ichor, and more was dripping from the flappy thing. It was hurt badly, and she feared that in her attempt to save it she was causing it to harm itself further.

She made soothing meeps at it, but it did not appear to be listening. She wasn't sure that the noises Ponies liked would even appeal to it. She realized that she needed to know more about this thing.

Claire concentrated and touched the part of Paradise within her. While her anatomy was not configured to make the sounds of Equestrian speech, she could transmit coded electromagnetic and gravitic signals across a wide frequency band, and she hoped that Paradise would know some signal which the flappy thing would understand. Even Claire could not really speak to Paradise most of the time, but what she could do was gain knowledge from It by a means which felt like recalling distant memories.

The understanding of a simple code came to her, one often employed by the Cosmics themselves and hence universal through a wide reach of spacetime. It was not suitable for complex communications, but it might convey her non-hostile intent.

"Friendly," she transmitted at the little flappy thing. "I-help-you. No-harm."

The little flappy thing reacted to her transmission by squirming around on the bole and looking straight down at her.

"Friendly ..." it started to transmit back, and then it slumped in position and plummeted right toward the ground.

Least Noticeable gasped and shot out half a dozen of her long, prehensile tongues to catch the creature before it could fall to the ground. As she did, the little flappy thing burst into a frenzied struggle, one of its razor-sharp talons actually severing one of her tongues, before it slumped into unconsciousness.

"Yow!" cried the head from which that tongue had extruded, and Claire withdrew the stump, feeling twinges of pain as the member started regenerating. That smarts, she thought. I'd best be careful handling the little thing until it calms down, she reflected.

Rearranging her hold on it so as to prevent it from biting or clawing her further, she cushioned it in what she hoped was a comfortable manner on her back-fluff, sucking it into the fluff enough to cover it entirely and provide it with protection from any branches she might brush by or snap off in her own passage.

She climbed the hill again, sighted on Granny's farmhouse, and Gated.

Granny Pie would know what to do. She always knew what to do.

***

"Claire-bear, what you got there is a Byakhee," Granny Pie said.

They were in the barn which had been Claire's own home until last year, when she got a bit too big for it to be comfortable. A big table upon which she still sometimes took the tastier parts of her meals was serving Granny as an examination table. Granny had taken one look at those long sharp talons and the array of teeth in its jaws, and had insisted on tying the creature very firmly down.

Claire hadn't minded, since it meant she could finally relax her tongues, but she wasn't totally sure if restraining it in such a manner was entirely friendly.

Claire made a series of modulated meeps and piffles at Granny. There were exactly three Ponies who could understand Claire's attempts at Equestrian, and Granny was one of them. In this case, what Least Noticeable had said was the eternal plea of kind-hearted souls finding unusual beings in the woods:

"Can I keep it?"

Granny frowned, stroking her chin with one hoof. "Now, Claire, I don't reckon as that's such a good idea."

"But he's little," Least Noticeable pointed out. "I can give him some of my food."

"Now that's one of the problems," Granny said. "Byakhee are carnivores and haemovores. They could probably eat some of your food, but they'd also need meat and blood as vittles."

Claire thought about that. "It's not much bigger than a Pony," she said. "We could feed it chickens. I could pay for the chickens. I'd work harder." The Least Noticeable Daughter of Quartz Pie earned a good allowance from her adoptive father for her valuable contributions of the Pie Farm as a living piece of heavy equipment: she could easily move boulders that the whole rest of her family working together could have barely budged. The price of regular donations of chickens would have strained her current resources, but she could probably offer to do extra chores for extra allowance.

"That'd do for the meat," Granny admitted. "But what about the blood? They need more of that than they need meat. And they have big appetites."

Claire meeped and fluffled herself. "There's me," the noises meant.

"You want to let it drink from you?" Granny at first looked horrified, then mused on it. "Well, actually it probably can't drain enough to hurt you much," she said, "provided that you're well fed. But you don't know where that thing's been -- you could get sick."

Claire raspberried scornfully. "Never been sick a day in my life."

This was true. Claire's ability to regenerate, coupled with her immune system's access to the vast knowledge of Paradise, rendered her pretty much proof against any known disease. Granny had once told Claire that her unusual metabolism made it likely that Claire would never die, short by considerable violence.

"Second problem," continued Granny. "You may be more or less invulnerable to this thing, but we ain't. Byakhee are predators, and this one could be extremely dangerous to our family. Think of what would happen if this critter went for one of your little sisters."

That brought Claire up short. She loved her family.

She thought about this for a while.

"It can't fly now," Claire meeped. "I can nurse it, make friends with it."

"Mebbe," allowed Granny. "You could tend it at the old stone tower the Quartzes used to have at Lightning Hill. Nobody goes out there. And you said you can talk to it a bit ... but you should keep it confined for a while until we can figger out if we can trust it. When it's healed, it probably won't want to stick around and hunt anyhow, if it's been well-fed.

"Remember," Granny continued, "it ain't just about us Pies. The Byakhee cain't be allowed to harm any ponies. It's just common decency, and besides -- how long would folk keep liking us if we acted like evil witches out of one'a the old tales?"

"I won't let it hurt anypony!" Claire promised.

"There's one final thing," Granny said. "That ain't an 'it,' and it ain't no dumb animal you can turn into a pet. That's a 'he' -- I know it because nopony ever sees female Byakhee -- and he's as smart as anypony. Byakhee don't build things -- they're nomads and they live to fly -- but they're smart just like Griffons or Dragons. Meaning they don't think like us, but they think as well as us. You forget either of those two things, and you'll come to grief. You understand that, Claire Quartz Pie?"

Granny only used Least Noticeable's formal full name when she was being very serious. Claire gulped, gasped, and meeped her agreement.

"Okay," said Granny. "I think I can splint this wing so it heals proper. The other hurt ..." she indicated where something had taken a big bite out of the Byakhee's side "... would be beyond aught I could do were it not that it hasn't gone deep into the abdominal cavity and these critters are damned tough. My herbs should keep the rot out and if it don't fuss too much and gets enough vittles it should heal. You need to treat him gentle-like, hear?"

Claire indicated her extreme gentleness as a nursemaid.

"Really need a hospital," Granny muttered, setting to work with sticks, cords and poultices, "Cept I don't think most hospitals would know what to do. Crazy to try this at all. Ah well, Claire, at least we raised you right. What kind of Quartz or Pie would you be if you didn't help a stranger in need, eh?"

Claire made happy assent.

She was going to get to keep the little flappy thing. At least for now.

Author's Note

The sight and sound of Claire coming to the rescue is pretty terrifying if you don't know she's a nice Pony.

Granny's using John W. Campbell Junior's definition of "an alien."