Red Ink, Long Jump, and Calpain are on a secret mission for Princess Luna. For the unicorn, it is a mystery. For the pegasus, it is a job, and for the earth pony, it is an exciting adventure. However, one question lingers in the air: what problem could even a Princess not solve?

I'm not happy that I had to cancel this story, but the loss of the co-author makes it inappropriate to continue. But I'm leaving it up because there are words, just no payoff at the end. If you need closure just pretend the last sentence is "Then everypony died"