A Derpy Apocalypse: Dead Mare Walking

"And that's how Equestria was made!" Pinkie Pie shouted.

"Pinkie, you didn't finish my story!" I said back to Pinkie.

"I was tired." She replied happily, with a smile on her face.

I looked at you. "Well, I guess I hope you enjoyed this story, and the fourth wall breaking here..."

"To bad this whole thing hasn't happened." Pinkie said.

"Yeah, there was no apocalypse at all, everypony is still alive!" I exclaim.

"Yep!" Pinkie agreed. "No apocalypse at all..."

"...Not yet..."