Fight For A Magical Unicorn's Love

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random
Length: 1003

A few people from across the multiverse fight over Twilight Sparkle, who is their Waifu.

A few people from across the multiverse fight over Twilight Sparkle, who is their waifu.

Warning: sex, violence and general stupidness.

Published 2014-02-08 20:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-08 20:50:03 UTC

Fighting For A Magical Unicorn's Love

On one beautiful lavender night, Twilight Sparkle, the sexy, purple, magical unicorn was fast asleep in bed.

Until suddenly, she was woke up by a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a red lobster man, that wore Doctor clothes and sandals.

"What the?!" she shouted.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Twilight Sparkle is Zoidberg's waifu!"

There was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of a tall Human, with short black hair, a light stubble, whom wore black power armor.

"I'm Commander Shepard and Twilight Sparkle is my waifu!" he shouted as he pointed a pistol at Zoidberg, whom surrendered with his claws in the air.

"OK! But my penis is bigger than yours Human!"

"Nu-uh! I had mine genetically enhanced!"

"Aww!" he said sadly. "He has a more stronger, sexy and a bigger penis than me!"

"What is goi--- began Twilight just before the wall behind Zoidberg and Shepard was smashed down, by a huge Human in red power armor with a horned helmet.

"No! She is my waifu!" shouted the other Human in a deep voice.

"Like hell she is!" shouted Commander Shepard as he jumped into the air to drive his Omni-blade fight through his helmet, killing him instantly. As a result Twilight Sparkle ran out of the room screaming. "Twilight! Wait!"

Both Commander Shepard and Zoidberg chased after their fleeing waifu down the stairs.

Twilight Sparkle jumped towards the door, only to be grabbed in mid air by a blue lobster man.

"Hurray! My waifu has come to me, Zoidberg!"

The other red Zoidberg dived on the blue Zoidberg, causing Twilight to break free and fall on her sexy rump. While the two Zoidbergs were wrestling and snipping at one another with their claws, in a traditional battle to the death, known as Claw Plach.

Just as Twilight was about to open the door, the ceiling gave way, causing a bookshelf to fall on top of her.

"Ow!" she shouted.

When Twilight looked up it revealed that a giant mechanical cuttlefish had torn off the roof.

"I am the apex of evolution and Twilight Sparkle is my waifu!" shouted the giant machine cuttlefish in a deep voice as it blasted it's horn, that gave off an extremely loud and bone chilling sound.

"Fuck you Harbinger! Twilight is my waifu!" shouted Commander Shepard glaring daggers at the Reaper.

"SHEPARD!" he shouted angrily, followed by firing a thick red laser blowing up half of Twilight's house. "Oh my, sorry Twilight! I have slight anger management issues. Anyway, I've come TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OVER YOUR PUSSY!"

Commander Shepard jumped out from the rubble onto Harbinger's face and stabbed him in the eye with his Omni-blade, causing the Reaper to fall over and crush several houses in Ponyville. Luckily, nopony was hurt, because they managed to flee their houses just before the Reaper had destroyed them.

Twilight Sparkle and the two Zoidbergs pulled themselves out from the rubble.

"Luckily Spike and Owlowiscious were away with my husband in Canterlot." she thought. "Please, explain what in Zoidberg Jesus is going on here?!" she shouted.

"We all love you Twilight Sparkle, for you are our waifu!" said the blue Zoidberg.

"I love her more!" shouted the red Zoidberg.

"No! I love her more!" shouted Commander Shepard pointing his gun at the two.

"Stop it! If you really loved me! Why would you come here and destroy my home?!"

"We want your love!" shouted Commander Shepard.

"Well, I'm sorry! But I love Nicolas Cage, and nothing is ever going to change that!" Commander Shepard and the two Zoidbergs had tears in their eyes. "Oh please, don't be sad!" she said softly. "I'm sure you'll find other Twilight Sparkles across the multiverse! You may even find one that will agree to have an orgy with you three fine gentlemen."

And so, Nicolas Cage returned home and used the power of his mighty magical penis to destroy the Reaper and undo the damage it caused. Commander Shepard and the two Zoidbergs each got their own Twilight Sparkle waifu from across the multiverse.

But before they met their waifu, the two the Zoidbergs and Commander Shepard did manage to find a horny Twilight Sparkle and horny Rarity.

Upstairs in Rarity's bedroom, Rarity, the sexy white unicorn was lying on her bed, moaning aloud from being fucked up the butthole by the red Zoidberg's massive mighty penis as she gave a blowjob to the blue Zoidberg's mighty penis in front of her.

Both of the Zoidbergs clicked their claws in excitement as they fucked the unicorn.

Rarity was in pure bliss as the two sexy lobster men brutally fucked her with their giant mighty monster cocks. One was fucking her up the butthole with his mighty penis, while she sucked on a giant cock in front of her, that fired garbage and tartar sauce flavored semen into her mouth. His penis never went soft and never seemed to run out of delicious semen.

Rarity's alien crab fetish dream had been fulfilled.

Meanwhile, Commander Shepard had Twilight Sparkle the sexy unicorn bouncing up and down his giant cock on the floor in front of the bed. Shepard's penis was far bigger than a lobster man's penis.

And to make things even better, another red Zoidberg walked in with a massive mighty penis at the ready.

"Whoop whoop whoop! Zoidberg is here to get a blowjob from a sexy unicorn!" he shouted.

With that the newly arrived Zoidberg stuffed his terrifying penis down Twilight Sparkle's throat, whom was able to create hyperspace in her throat, in order to swallow such a mighty penis.

Back in the first universe Twilight Sparkle was on her bed, lying on top of Nicolas Cage in a sixty nine position. Just like her other alternate selves she had to create hyperspace in her throat to suck on Nicolas Cage's gigantic penis, that was far bigger than both Zoidberg's or Commander Shepard's inferior penises combined.

The End