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Ernest Saves Equestria

by Emerald Harp
Three visitors unknowingly blunder into Equestria. A troll flees the world of man to fulfill his heinous ambition in the land of ponies. The second is a beagle who would follow his master anywhere. And the last visitor is the juggernaut of Earth.

Three visitors unknowingly blunder into Equestria. A troll flees the world of man to fulfill his heinous ambition in the land of ponies. The second is a beagle who would follow his master anywhere. And the last visitor is the seemingly unstoppable juggernaut of Earth. Some call him the Great Red Neck Hope. Others call him a garbage man. He has many titles: fool, idiot, hero, and savior. It is this last title by which the Equestrians will call him; for he alone can stop the scourge of Rotnart, the greatest of Trantor’s spawn.

This story takes place right after the events of the movie, “Ernest Scared Stupid.” No knowledge of Ernest is required to enjoy this story, but it is highly recommended by the authors that you watch this incredible movie.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Crossover
Human
 
OCODM

76127 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
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40 Chapters:

  1. Troll Safari 2014-02-08 17:42:20 UTC
    2261
  2. The Home of Dr. Seuss 2014-02-08 17:52:49 UTC
    2728
  3. Chimera is Latin 2014-02-23 20:09:22 UTC
    2618
  4. Are You a Pedophile? 2014-03-03 23:35:58 UTC
    2749
  5. Guess Who's Nosy 2014-03-13 21:23:22 UTC
    2260
  6. In the Bowels of the Troll Mutant Lab 2014-04-04 22:47:27 UTC
    2946
  7. The Royal Camelot Voice 2014-07-27 23:30:00 UTC
    3637
  8. Princess POOP 2014-08-17 23:38:29 UTC
    2917
  9. Don't Kill Me 2014-09-14 22:41:33 UTC
    3137
  10. Never Leave a Blue Pony Down 2014-11-16 00:15:42 UTC
    3167
  11. Gotcha 2015-01-25 04:04:40 UTC
    3634
  12. Hoo Boy, You're Gonna Get It 2015-02-21 21:59:45 UTC
    2353
  13. Apple Farm Security 2015-05-03 22:19:25 UTC
    3214
  14. Disneyland 2015-06-12 01:16:53 UTC
    2979
  15. Abrakaflurry Take Me to Missouri 2015-10-25 19:59:18 UTC
    2838
  16. Down the Leprechaun's Toilet 2016-03-19 23:55:25 UTC
    2330
  17. Bobbing for Opossums 2016-04-23 22:50:46 UTC
    3025
  18. The Value of a One-Legged Cat 2016-06-13 02:46:54 UTC
    5590
  19. Monster Cart 2016-11-03 00:14:32 UTC
    2975
  20. A Tale of Two Willies 2016-12-16 18:08:20 UTC
    5234
  21. The Eternal Student 2017-04-26 23:06:18 UTC
    4344
  22. Stars Above and Pits Below 2017-07-03 03:08:10 UTC
    5727
  23. Goo Puddles Don't Lie 2019-11-02 02:06:40 UTC
    3464
  24. Moon Rocks 2019-12-31 02:02:58 UTC
  25. Cutie Mark Crusaders Troll Fighting Division 2020-04-10 00:17:30 UTC
  26. Girthy Turds 2020-08-23 01:07:21 UTC
  27. An Irish Lullaby 2020-11-05 03:29:20 UTC
  28. Battle Above the Clouds 2021-01-28 20:16:23 UTC
  29. The Nimbus Sucker 9000 2021-05-17 01:53:31 UTC
  30. Catch Him if He Falls 2021-05-19 23:31:07 UTC
  31. You Can't Kill the Metal 2021-07-07 21:10:21 UTC
  32. Hakuna Matata 2021-09-09 21:22:22 UTC
  33. You're Worse than My Brother 2022-01-27 17:24:42 UTC
  34. Trollmegedon 2022-08-21 23:54:20 UTC
  35. Get Me Out of Here 2023-01-08 18:12:39 UTC
  36. Did That Just Happen? 2023-05-22 03:31:46 UTC
  37. Maybe I Can Save One of Us 2023-08-10 04:11:42 UTC
  38. Scurvy Bilge Rats 2023-12-06 01:10:41 UTC
  39. Quantum Braking 2024-07-07 23:00:13 UTC
  40. Pour me Two Rounds of That 2024-11-27 04:09:56 UTC