Chapter 1: The hero who screams like a bitch
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Chapter 1: The hero who screams like a bitch
The sun shone brightly, it was unbearably hot, and there was a line of students whose level of miserable boredom has peaked to its breaking point. Today was a class field trip to the museum of technology, though what this particular museum special was it had a whole wing dedicated to inter dimensional travel where scientist worked in the museum nonstop to make the first portal to another dimension. While many concerns were raised from outright mocking them, from worrying if they were actually successful. Alas, this is not what this story is about. Look in the end of the line you should see our hero noooo... Not that hunk with the wavy locks look further.
No not guy stuck on his own problems "MY LIFE SUCKS AND I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!" Yeah definitely not that dreamboat. Look between them see that short guy in the middle yeah... The only thing going through the fool's head
"I hope they have brownies in here."
Yeah I know brownies. Usually protagonist are shit deep in problems ,but no as far as we know this guy's only affliction is his unnatural affection for the chocolate baked goods. The boy's name is Jonathan Smith standing at 5'6 with light brown hair and light brown eyes ,and right now he and the rest of his classmates are finally heading into the museum. After an hour the irate students made their way to the science wing where a group of four guys each of which had a vastly interesting back story than the protagonist ,but will be ignored the first being the leader is a tough guy who acts like a jerk, but unbeknownst to everyone does alot of time in the community animal shelter. Due to his red shirt we will call him RJ( Red Jerk) the second guy who athletic ability is second to none harbors a inferiority complex due to his intelligence being a little below average we will call him B...... No let's call him JB (Jerk in Blue). The third was in green more outgoing than most but won't admit his feelings for his friend JB so he acts really awkward and readily agrees with everything he says his name is GG(Green Guy). The fourth was the dreamboat earlier he has more problems than anyone even you. His varying traumatic experiences has gotten to a point where he has unexpected outburst that actually get him a lot of female attention to a point where he has a fan club with most of the female student body as members as you can guess he dresses in all black we'll call him EG (Emo Guy). RJ being the quite rabble rouser most misunderstood delinquents are saw an opportunity for mischief thought of a dastardly prank that will cause a particular hero to be in a rather curious predicament. He saw Jonathan standing in front of the inactive portal and anyone who bothered to speak with Jonathan knows while not shy was easily frighten. Looking back at his friends he told him of his scheme to alleviate his deadly boredom
"Hey guys I have an idea you see Smith over there I'm gonna sneak behind him and scare that spaz I need you to distract the teachers." RJ then started to slink in to the crowd and when he was out of sight the guys started to formulate a plan.
"Okay... so what is a good way to distract the teachers?" GG asked
"Maybe something annoy-" BJ started
"OKAY YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!" GG stated rather to quickly.
Some what shaken by the quick acceptance of response JB just went with it. "Well then what is the most annoying thing in the world?" he then asked.
While the two were thinking EG's left eye started to twitch he wasn't able make a outburst for one whole hour! He was ready to explode unfortunately for the young pretty brunette nervously walked towards EG who was building the courage to talk to him a blush decorated her face with great trepidation she started talk "U-u-um h-h-hey w-"
"I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE BURNED LIKE MY SOUL IS!" EG shouted and like every other girl who hears EG's outburst they fell into fangirl ecstasy.
"EEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!" the cute brunette doing the accursed fangirl shriek
"That!" JB sighed "That is the most annoying thing ever. EG seriously can you stop hitting on girls for a second? I mean I know as young guys we think about girls all the time right GG?"
"Y...yeah." GG said despondently
"Wait a second I got it"GG said gleefully
"What?" JB asked
"We'll have EG make every girl shriek! That'll be a big enough distraction for the teachers." GG explained feeling rather smart making a plan in no way will backfire "What do you say EG?"
"No one understands me." EG muttered
"Great! Even EG thinks it a awesome plan!" GG said
"Well if EG said it's a good plan I can't see what can go wrong!" JB said excitedly they sneaked to the opposite side of the room and texted RJ their brilliant plan, and as soon as they reached the other side of the room opposite of Jonathan.
JB shouted "HEY GUYS EG HAS SOMETHING TO SHOUT!" without a second the entire female student body along with some of the female teachers turned to attention almost instantly.
Every eye that belong to a female was in rapt attention towards EG who use every iota of inner negativity shouted "I HATE EVERYONE AND WISH THEY WOULD DROWN IN MY MISERY!" the next five minutes was filled with cries of euphoria filled the room.
RJ taking cue he walked behind Jonathan ,who was bracing against the onslaught of yells, and said "Hey wanna watch this Madonna music video?"
Thus Jonathan like any rational human being screamed in terror "KKKYYYYYAAAAAA!"
Then bumped into a scientist who was at the control panel got pushed by Jonathan activating the portal which started suck everything in the room ,and Jonathan still not having any semblance of balance started to get sucked in hanging on to the outer rim of the portal. RJ seeing this prank going to far ran up to Jonathan grabbing his hand ,and was starting pull him back.
"Hurry this portal is sucking harder than a vampire hooker with a vacuum cleaner!" Smith joked hoping ease the tension ,but RJ unexpectedly shot him a dirty look ,and let him go sealing his fate. The portal then proceeded to cringe under the massive power it was exuding and finally imploded on itself.
JB who saw the whole thing walked up to him and said "What the hell man why did you let him go?"
"Because" RJ said with a bit of malice "he made fun of vampires."
"So what?"JB questioned
"SO WHAT! MY COUSINS A VAMP!" RJ shouted
Jonathan started to wake to the sound of cars, and sounded like a mass of people murmuring a soft voice started to talk to him "Hey how ya' doin'"
"Bad" Jonathan moaned
"How come?" the soft voice continuing it delicate demeanor
"I dreamt I fell in a portal to another dimension ,and it was all because I made a bad joke I can now say I know what it feels to be that Kramer from Seinfeld." Smith doing another bad joke hoping he'll finally get a laugh
"Da'fuq is Seinfeld?" the soft voice surprisingly asked Jonathan opened his eyes and saw a man standing over him but something was off focusing his vision he can see he was reasonably tall around 6'5 but what caught him off guard was his ears they were lengthy and looking down he saw a tail was swishing back and forth seeing this anything feeling of weariness disappeared. Jonathan shot up and saw people who looked like man before but their skin tones were all different some had wings, some had horns, and they were all staring at him.
Jonathan was a man not much of one ,but a man none the less and did what any rational man would do "KKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" scream like bitch until he passed out.
Jonathan started to awaken and did his usual routine stretching, coupled with some yawns, then the daily ritual of scratching everywhere though unbeknownst to Jonathan though painfully obvious to anyone who was fully awake there was three others in the room looking at him with wide eyes. Then turning around and saw what appeared to be humanoid beings with what appeared to have horns, tails, and seem to have equine ears.
" KYYAA-" Jonathan started one of them shot their hand towards his mouth