Cupcakes 2: the awakening
Name: Shadow Bloodblade
Race: Alicorn
Colors: Dark grey, black and red parted mane
Accessories: Fedora, combat vest
Ocupation: Assassin
Talents: Has the ability to use any weapon in any condition in any circumstance with deadly precision
Significant Others: Pinkaemina Diane Pie--girlfreind
Sexaulity: Straight, duh
Addendums: Has a thing against cult leaders
Cupcakes 2: the awakening
Begginings.
It was an ordinary day in ordinary ponyville where pinkie pie and her boyfriend Shadow livesd. Shadow, her boyfriend, was an assassin employed by the R.E.A.P. (royal equestria asassin protocall) and often was given jobs of killing unwanted ponies. This along with pinkie's ""cupcake"" business had given them both lots of money to spend on making their business good.
Our story starts out in sugarcube corner where Pinkie pie and Shadow live, making plans for the next "encounter" with their ingredients.
"We've got another contract pinkaemina." shadow throws a yellow folder onto the table of Pinkies shop.
"Okie dokie loikie who is it this time?" His girlfriend asks.
"Two cult leaders: Problem Cape and Stiffie Shader."
Pinkie looks at the pictures inside the folder on the table in the shop. They are of a light yellow unicorn and a purple pegasus. Their names, adresess and and other personal bio were in the documents behind them.
"When should i start prepping the room?" Pinkie Pie bounced in place.
"Right now." the Alicorn Shadow produces a baseball bat from nowhere and flies out of the shop, trying to find the two cult leaders.
Shadow sits on top of a tree in the Ponyvile park and takes off his Snapback Fedora, showing off his cool red and black parted mane, and takes out his baseball bat. Beneath the tree are two ponies in black robes. both ponies, the pegisus an the unicorn match the description on the job given to him by the Assassin foundation. Suddenly, Shadow hops down from the tree and beats the living shit out of both ponies, who under Shadow's amazing strength, get knocked out immedietely. Shadow grabs both ponies by the tail and flies them back to Sugarcube corner, being appladed by ponies along the way for his great work in the field of shit extermination.
Author's Note
I worked really hard on this so remember to like, favorite, and subscribe!! :D
Cupcakes 2: the awakening
Both ponies wake up strapped to wood crosses and then find them selves inside of Pinkie Pie's base ment. Problem Cape started to struggle agtainst his straps only to be bashed across the face by a baseball bat. A steal rebar came crashing down on Stiffie Shader's right fore-leg, who screams in pain and struggles. Pinkie pie and Shadow stand in front of them welding the baseball abt and rebar.
"Now before you die and becom cupcakes, i just need you to know that I hate cultists and ill be happy for you to go!!" Shadow screams as loud s he can before throwing his piece of steel rebar into Problems face, killing him instantly with a crack of bone. Blood is everywhere. On the walls. On the cieling. On the floor. And on the Stiffie, whos crying with a wing boner on her back.
"No please dont hurt me! I just believe in Luna as my goddess!" Stiffie sobs as tears stroll downwards from her purple face.
"Too bad!" pinkie shouts as she grabs the wing from the wing boner.
Pinkie pie pulls the wing rihgt off as blood streams out of the wound like a gardn hose covering Problems rotting corpse. Stiffie screams and shakes violintely, spraying more blood everywhere. Problems' corpse putrefys rapidly and begins to bloat and swell. Flies fly around it as blood and pus and gore leak from broken flesh oozing onto the floor as his eyes cave in and turn black. Stiffie cries and flaps her other wing try ing to escape. Pinkaemina Diane Pie will have none of that. She takes her other wing in her mouh and pulls hard. The wing comes off and Stiffie stops crying, conserving her energy for keeping her sorry excuse of an ass alive. The same ass that was probably being fucked daily by Problem Cape's greasy rotten 2 inch cock.
"Now for some more fun, son!" Pinkie said.
The fedora'd assassin pulls out a pair of electric nodes and digs them into Stiffie's wing less holes.
She screams as electrcity shoots throguh her back and body as she pisses herself, pissing piss all over the bloody floor. Stiffie shits herself while pissing as blood shit and piss leak onto the floor and mix into a shitty bloody pissy stew. Pinkie dian pie scrapes some of the shitty pissy bloody stew from the floor and stuffs it in Stiffie's mouth.
"make sure to eat all of your vegetables!!!!!" Pinkie shouts.
Stiffie coughs up the shit piss blood stew and vomits, making the floor vomity along with shitty pissy, and bloody. Pinkie and Shadow laugh and make out on the puddle of excretions of Stiffie, who grows wet from the scene, her juices adding to the puddle of absolute horror.
"Lets save the fun for last!!!" Shadow said as he pulls out a 9mm from his pocket.
He shoots Stiffies legs at their knee caps and she screams as her legs fall off at the knees. She screams and cries with tears and blood shooting from her disembodied knees cap. Pinkie Diane Pie and Shadow both place their mouths on the oozing stumps and suck the blood from her body like straws as Stiffy's screams slowly get quieter and quieter until she passes out and dies. Her coat now more light purple than dark purple because of her drained body of blood. Shadow and Pinkie laugh and brohoff as a another job well done. They both shoot heroin and have sex on the putrefieing rotting bloated corpses of the two cult leaders that are both dead.
Author's Note
meat...LOL!! :D
