By some bizarre chance of fate, I found myself in the land of Equestria. Having no clue how I got here, I'm trying to decide whether to find a way back, or stay here for the rest of my life.

I don't know if anyone is receiving these journal entries, but please find a way to send help.

I'm sure some would consider this a dream, and others a nightmare, but honestly, this would be a lot easier to deal with...if I wasn't a mare.