Taste for Chaos

by Cheeseycazoo

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Random
Length: 3125

Discord chooses the wrong night to ask Celestia to dinner.

Discord finally gets his courage up to ask Celestia to dinner… But she wants to stay in her bedroom to eat.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-09 17:53:16 UTC

Chapter 1- Pleasing the Princess

Discord entered the large castle. He walked down the Hallway, the glass stained windows shining bright and watching him, despite the darkness. Luna had made the moon unusually bright tonight. Discord thought back to all the advice that was given to him by the very well known heroes across Equestria. Pinkie had suggested he smiled, as if he didn't do that all the time already... Well... Usually.

Tonight however, he just held a nervous face. He found it hard to raise the corners of his mouth. Applejack suggested good food. Discord was planning on just a simple bowl of candy, but rolled his eyes as he recalled her telling him it wasn't good enough. Spaghetti should do the trick. Rainbow Dash said to be cool. He was already awesome, so he let that piece of advice go. He would've thought of the rest of advice that was given to him, but soon he realized he was already in front of the door. Shakily, he rose his paw to knock.

It opened almost instantly, and Celestia was at the door. Discord fell to all fours, making himself seem smaller to Celestia then he actually was when he stood on his two legs. She looked like she did everyday: Beautiful.

"Hello, Discord." She bowed her head. Discord did the same in return.

"Come right in. I'm quite hungry." Discord nodded. He found it hard to speak, and it seemed his long snake tongue had swelled up. He shook his head, and tried his best to just be himself. Celestia sat down on a velvet pillow. Discord seated himself next to her, sitting on his own pillow as he made it appear below him. Discord smiled as he stretched his paw and claw out. "Hmm...." He looked at the fireplace that was in front of him, and he closed his eyes for a moment to enjoy the warmth. He didn't feel so scared anymore.

Celestia smiled as she watched her date enjoy himself next to the fire. "So what would you like to eat? My cooks can make anything."

Discord's eyes opened, his red eyes bigger then usual, and shined bright as he looked at her. "I can make anything much quicker, if you'd like."

Celestia shook her head. "I don't want you to use your magic tonight. Will you promise me that, Dissy?"

Discord gave a faint smile and nodded. "May I ask why?"

Celestia bowed her head, moving herself closer to him. "I want you to be completely relaxed". She rested her head on his paw, rubbing her ear on his brown chest. He smelled like chocolate milk, and Celestia loved it. Discord's face turned bright red, unsure on how to respond. She didn't seem like herself, for she seemed awfully clingy, but after all this was their first dinner together, so maybe this was just her loving side showing. "Dissy... lay on your belly..." She commanded. Discord looked at her questionably as she sat up, taking off her golden shoes.

"Why...?"

Celestia interrupted him by tapping her hoof to the floor, and she brought more silk pillows off her bed and on to the floor. Discord slowly lowered his belly to the soft pillows. Celestia trotted up, touching his back with her hoof. She put pressure on it, and heard Discord let out a slow breath of air.

"Mmmmm...." He let out, turning his neck to look at the princess. She put both her hooves on his shoulders, pushing them around, making small circles in his skin. "I...ah.... Thank you, Celestia." Discord mumbled. He forgot about his hunger immediately, and his legs sprawled off the big silk pillow, and he sunk deeper into its comfort.

Celestia made her way up from his shoulders to his neck, and Discord groaned. "I'm starting to get hungry." She whispered in his ear, soon followed by a small nibble. Discord's eyes opened slightly, and he looked up, his tongue still sticking out. "Hmmm..?" His vision cleared, and he saw Celestia's begging face uncomfortably close to his. She was biting her bottom lip, and the yellowish fire had outlined her white coat and magnificent mane. Discord's eyes widened, and his tongue quickly went back in his mouth as he realized what was going on.

Quickly, he sat up, tumbling around as Celestia walked towards him, the same seductive look on her face. She was in heat.

"Look Celestia, as much as I'd like too.. Not Saying I do want to..  Not because I don't like you, I mean your beautiful but I don't... I mean, I forgot to water my..."

Celestia giggled, and Discord scrambled back as far and fast as he could until he bumped into the wall. He was about to snap his fingers, Celestia noticed, but she quickly pinned his claw and paw down, leaning in close with a pouting face. "You promised no magic Dissy..."

Discord fell forward as he lost his footing on the floor. "Don't you wanna have a little fun?" She said in a voice as smooth as honey and more flirtatious then he thought possible. "Celestia, I know you're in heat right now, so lets not do anything we'll regret later on... Okay? I can use my magic to get you out of this state..." He tried to reason with her, but was interrupted once again.

"Now Discord, Alicorns only reach this mood... This wonderful mood... Every fifty moons. It would be a shame to waste tonight, for its as rare as a blue moon." She licked his lips, and Discord gently shoved her off.

"I... I know this isn't really..." Discord felt a smell hit his nose, and he blushed terribly and bit his lip. Celestia had juices leaking from between her legs, filling the room with her scent. Slowly, his wings unfurled despite his best efforts to keep them down. "You're saying no, but I think both of his know your wings are showing how much you need me." She smiled.

"I really, really can't..." Discord blushed even more as he tried to bring his wings down. Celestia had a mischievous look on her face, and Discord found it oddly attractive.

"Oh... would you rather me find somepony else? A guard? Perhaps they might care for me enough to do as I ask."

Discord felt a mix of emotions and was shocked to hear her suggest such a thing. He knew very well Alicorns barely ever had to go through heat, making them less willing to have sex. This was their first date though, and he didn't want to rush things... Then again, if in the future they did get closer he might regret not using this day. The fact that she even thought of having another pony do what should be his job made him feel even more nervous. She needed to be taken care of, for when an alicorn did get in heat it became clear that they had to do it, for it was stronger then any other pony could bare. Discord let out a breath and looked at the beautiful mare in front of him.

Discord just looked down, sitting on the silk pillows scattered over the floor next to the fireplace. Celestia smiled, and her horn glowed. Discord looked at her with a look of confusion when he felt a gust of cold wind. He shivered, lowering himself to the pillows. The fire blew out, and he heard her laugh. "C-Celestia?" He called out. Normally he would've just snapped a light on, but his promise to not use his magic just kept ringing in his ears. Candles started to light up around the castle walls, and Discord gave a startled jump backward when he saw Celestia in front of him. "I...I.." Discord stumbled for words. Celestia interrupted him.

"I want you to enjoy this too, and I don't want you to be scared the whole time.. I need to get you ready." The candles hovered around them, creating only enough light to see each other and a few pillows. "Are you sure? I don't want you too..." Discord thought for a moment for what he was trying to say.

"Just remember, no magic for you." Celestia said as she slowly used her hoof on Discord's chest, lowering him against the pillows. Discord could barely fight. His wings were starting to ache from being stretched out. Discord felt Celestia lay on his tail and wrap her two front hooves around his hind legs. Discord's member was sticking up, and Discord felt his face grow warm when he felt her breath on the tip. Her tongue fell out, and she touched his shaft lightly and then gave it a kiss. "Do you want me to?"

Discord started squirming, and the surprise lick caught him by surprise and sent a shiver down his spine. "I..." Discord trailed off for words. His face was a bright shade of red when he looked down at Celestia. She was smirking, looking at his cock. Celestia didn't wait for an answer, and gave his penis another lick. She danced her tongue along the tip, teasing his hole slightly. Discord groaned, and he clenched a pillow tightly. Celestia was surprised on how he reacted. Surely this wasn't his first time.

The princess sucked hard, engulfing his penis into her mouth. It was growing longer with every juicy slurp. Discord groaned loudly, pumping his hips to shove it further down Celestia's throat. The princess immediately drew away, and Discord's eyes twitched

"Celestia..." Discord searched for words. His body was hard to control as he thrust his hips. He tried to go faster, while the princess only went slower. "Please... Let's get this... Over with.." He mumbled.

Celestia was hurt, but suddenly smiled as she realized that was his way of saying: "Go faster!"

That was probably the closest she was going to get to having him beg, so she followed his demand. Discord started to bounce his hips up, and he soon became painfully aware on how heavy his cock and balls felt. He felt it coming, and he tried to move his claw and paw to push down Celestia's head, but they were clenching the pillow so tight he heard a rip. Celestia heard it too, and lifted her head off of his aching member, so close to climax.

Discord looked at her pleadingly as she smiled at him. "Its interesting seeing you in so much pain." She observed. Discord's paw and claw finally let go of the pillow, bringing them up to the back of Celestia's head, shoving her down without warning. She mumbled words into his cock, sending vibrations through his aching organ. He pressed her head down lower, ignoring her calls which could be for air.

Celestia was taken by surprise, and wished she could've had a breath of air. "Well, he's only going to let me breathe until he finishes." Celestia realizes. In response to Discord's desperate kicking, Celestia hummed, licked, and sucked faster then before, and heard Discord panting faster and faster...

"Hngaah!" He groaned, giving his hips a final thrust before lowering back down. Celestia swallowed the salty fluid that burst from his tip. Celestia swallowed as much as she could, but was unable to take the whole load as it splashed her face. Celestia smiled when she looked at Discord, whose eyes were closed and he had a smile across his face. His tongue was sticking out of his mouth, and he lay in the pillows. Celestia felt the heat between her legs beg for attention, so Celestia obeyed her body.

"Dissy..." Celestia whispered. Discord's eyes opened. He was now smiling, and he reached his paw up to stroke her mane. "Yes, my dear?" He answered.

"You need to help me, now." She nibbled his ear again. Discord nodded, breathing in deeply. "Of course." He moaned out. He sat up, instantly greeted by Celestia's flank. Discord didn't hesitate, and instantly kissed her wet pussy. He held he flank, squeezing her cheeks together with his fingers. His long snake tongue slithered out, flickering over her lips. Celestia groaned, loosing all her  strength in her front legs. Discord flicked around, lapping up the leaking juices from her vagina. He stopped licking and sucked hard at her lips, making a squishing noise as he did so. "Discord! Oh, go faster!" She yelled loudly.

Discord obeyed, and stuck his tongue inside of her, feeling her warm inner walls. He rolled it around, lapping and licking at the wetness that leaked out. He stretched his tongue out, massaging her insides.

His paw and claw made circular movements along her inner thigh, and he soon felt a wave of juices splash his face. "Ahhhhg!" She screamed, collapsing to the floor. Discord smiled at how quick he was able to break her, and quickly wiped the juice from her face. Celestia, despite her orgasm, didn't seem tired, and instead leapt at Discord.

This surprised him, for he felt ready to sleep after reaching his. Celestia pushed her lips against him, and poked her tongue out. Discord stuck his tongue into hers, tickling her by flicking it around the roof of her mouth. Celestia ignored his one fang that came out, and followed along his other teeth. Celestia was slowly pinning Discord back down, positioning him for their last act of the night. She broke the kiss, chuckling as a string of spit held between the two, but it soon broke. Discord opened his eyes, staring up at his lover with pure lust.

"There's one more thing." Celestia whispered in his ear, repeating the movement in which she nibbled and licked his ear. It tickled, and Discord hugged her. "I'll do anything you ask..." He kissed her. "Princess."

Celestia smiled, pinning him down. Celestia lowered herself until she felt the tip of his cock touch her lips. Discord stared into her violet eyes, waiting for her to allow him entrance into her warm wet castle.

Celestia, however, wanted to see him in pain again. Something about it made her smile. He looked so adorable when he was in pain... and scared, for that matter. The princess ignored her body's demands to lower herself, and instead rocked up and down, forcing Discord's dick to feel the moving wet pussy tease his tip. Discord was now trying to bounce up.

"Hold still, Discord." The princess demanded.

The king of chaos bit his bottom lip, and he closed his eyes. "Y-yes Princess..."

Celestia continued teasing him, smiling, sweating, and panting as she teased him. Discord's member was aching terribly. He kept moaning, his heart beat quickening with each teasing movement. "I...I..."

Discord snapped.

He wanted to go inside her, and he was going to.

His body did a serpent-like movement around her, making Celestia fall on the pillows. He was in command now. Celestia gasped as Discord leapt right into her. "D-Discord!" She shouted. He started slow, making rhythmic pumps with his hips. The princess gasped as he went deeper inside her walls. Suddenly, she felt herself be stretched out more. "D-D-d...." Celestia's attempt to yell at him failed to leave her mouth. Discord held her head up to his neck with his paw, and made circular movements on her back with his claw. He held her tight as he felt her wet pussy get tighter around his cock.

Celestia was starting to hurt, and managed to yell. "N-NO MAGIC!" she yelped. Discord grinned. His dick was now at a good size, and he stopped it from growing. Discord now whispered in her ear. "Now, now. I'm in charge this round." Celestia realized he was right, and found that she could barely move her tightly gripped body. She tried to cast a spell of any, but found that he had used his magic to seal her from using her horn. Her sensitive pussy was being stretched to its breaking point, but Celestia screamed loudly with pleasure. Discord grumbled deeply. "S-so tight... so wet... I don't know how much longer I can last." he mumbled. Celestia felt her climax coming, and excitedly tried to press closer to her partner, but his tight grip didn't allow her to move.

Discord gave a large thrust, and Celestia's eye lids flittered as she felt warm milky liquid flow through her loins, followed by a deep "Hnngh!" come from her overpowered partner. Discord however kept pumping into her, slower now, tired. Celestia felt her climax coming, but needed him to go faster in order to reach... that... one... spot... "Discord, please! We're almost done!" She desperately called.

Discord knew he had to finish his partner, and started pumping faster and faster, going in deeper and deeper. He gave a growl, giving one more furious thrust.

"AAAuuuuggghhh!!!" Celestia's wings burst open, despite Discord's tight grip. Celestia fell to the ground once Discord released her, and he fell beside her on the silk pillows that were now slightly wet due to sweat and a mixture of their own fluids. They lay on the pillows, panting heavily while remembering the blissful moments that had happened several moments ago. The candles that were floating around them dropped, and Discord snapped to make the fireplace come back on. Celestia's head rested on his chest, now ignoring the no magic rule of their date.

Celestia gave him a slow kiss, and then closed her eyes while cuddling his soft chest fur. "Hmmm..." Celestia enjoyed the heat from the fireplace, but the even warmer heat coming off of her lover caused her to shiver in delight. She watched his chest rise and fall as he cuddled closer to her. "Discord?"

He looked at her, his red pupils now wide and shiny, much like they had been before all this happened. "Can you get me something to drink?" She asked. Discord smiled, making a glass of chocolate milk appear out of thin air. He held her chin up, holding the cup to her lips. He watched her drink, and admired her. He stroked her mane with his claw, pulling hard when he felt a knot. It was softer then the smoothest silk.

Celestia finished the glass, and it vanished before her eyes. "Thank you for coming over." She smiled. Discord nodded, continuing to feel her mane. Celestia started to close her eyes, still laying on his chest. She let out a yawn. Discord felt happiness like never before, and wrapped around his love like a dragon might around his most important and valuable treasure. They cuddled next to the warmth of the fire, and closed their eyes to sleep.

He loved this night, and saw it to be the best he had ever had in his long life.

Discord loved Celestia, and would never leave her.