Twilight is mentally unstable, Fluttershy keeps fainting, Rainbow Dash misses playing with her favorite plush, the Cutie Mark Crusaders do something in the darkness of the locked up barn which upsets Applejack who already has problems keeping calm through her shaken self-esteem, Pinkie accidentally destroys half of the town, Rarity tries to get the imprint off her flank and on top of everything, Spike is acting very weird… everything is certainly fine!

Twilight Sparkle vector by xpesifeindx
Spike ripped from this product image
Rated Teen for cursing, mental breakdown and allusions
(what your mind makes out of that last bit really is your problem, not mine)
Inspired by Hasbro and their awesome merchandising department!
Pre-read by Tombstone with whom I recently began sharing this account; edited by Vertorm

This fiction is /not/ supported by product-placement.
In case it makes you want to buy a Spike doll, you can find them on amazon.
Sorry, but when I saw its picture while browsing through my recommendations I just had to…
Feel free to shoot me for writing this (not literally).
He, he, he!