The Power Fillies vs. Little Discord

by SpitFlame

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Alternate Universe
Length: 904

An alternate take on the power ponies. The main six fight little Discord.

Set in the 'Youngverse'.

An alternate take on the power ponies. The main six fight little Discord.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-10 19:40:02 UTC

The Power Fillies vs. Little Discord

Floating buildings, chocolate rain, dancing pigs and flying hippos, everything was in chaos round Ponyville. Of course, you'd expect the regular Discord to be causing all the catastrophe, but alas, this was different. While Celestia and Luna were on vacation, little Discord was terrorizing the peaceful town of Ponyville. Using his powers of course. Somepony has to stop him right; or at least some ponies.

--

"Haha, can anypony stop me?" said little Discord. He sat on an enormous throne made of gold. Considering he was two feet tall, his head didn't even reach the top. He just sat there, drinking glass from the chocolate milk. In another squeaky voice, he said: "Gosh, it's too boring here in Ponyville. Tia and Lulu are out, probably enjoying some vacation, and here I am causing chaos. I hope nopony interrupts my monolo-"

"Hold it right there criminal scum!" A raspy voice spoke out.

Discord's eyebrows drooped. "Oh darn it! I really need to stop foreshadowing things."

Shaking those thoughts aside, he narrowed his eyes towards the voice. They went round as he saw a group of six ponies in ridiculous uniforms.

"Hahahahaha! Oh no! What in Equestria are you ponies supposed to be?"

The purple one stepped up. "I am the Masked Matter-Horn, and these are my team members: Fili-Second, Zapp, Radiance, Mistress Mare-velous and Saddle Rager. Together, we are the Power Fillies!"

There was another awkward pause, right before Discord gave another shot of laughter. "Haha, if you want me to take you seriously, you're gonna have to give me examples." His tone became slightly darker.

"I'll show you!' Zapp blurted out as she grabbed the metal lightning bolt that hung around her neck in her mouth. She then shot a straight lightning bolt directly at the draconequus.

With a sly smirk, Discord snapped his claw. Instantly, a rubber wall appeared between him and the lightning. The electricity was absorbed by the rubber wall, and transported back to Zapp. She fell to the ground as smoke shot out from her suit. Discord snapped his claw again, making the wall disappear.

"Who's next?" he asked while yawning.

"I guess it's my turn!" said Fili-Second as she zoomed round the draconequus, all while leaving a zig-zag of pink behind her.

Discord leaned on his elbow. Not even looking, he snapped his paw, and great weights were chained to Fili-Second. She immediately stopped; trying to run but couldn't.

"Who's next?" Discord taunted. He held a finger to the fillies. "Enie, menie, miny-"

"That's it, I'll take care of him!" Radiance interrupted as she spawned a baseball with her jewel, tossing it at the seated draconequus.

"-moe," Discord finished, snapping his claws. A bucket of mud was dumped on the little Radiance, drenching her in filth.

Her eyes went wide as the speeding baseball vanished. "NO! My uniform! It is ruined!" she fell on her rump and began to mindlessly cry.

"That's three down, three to go," said Discord, crossing his arms.

"I can't take no more of this. I reckon he'll be down before he can say apple cider." Mistress Mare-velous spoke, taking out her golden lasso.

"Actually, make that four down, and two to go." said Discord as he snapped his paw. The lasso instantly turned to a snake.

The farmer filly jumped as the snake wrapped around her body, bringing her down to the ground.

I would talk about Saddle Rager, but she decided to hide behind a tree for the rest of the story.

"Well, well, well." Discord started. "It looks like it's only you and me Masked Matter-Horn."

Matter-Horn gritted her teeth as her horn began to glow. "Yes, let's end this Discord."

She blasted all the magic she had at the draconequus. Only to be disappointed when it was a snow ball that fell to the grass six feet after being launched.

Discord simply laughed. "Wow, you really are such a powerful filly, haha." he wiped a tear from his eye, causing the Masked Matter-Horn to growl.

"Oh yeah, well, you're too small to even be a spirit of chaos!" said Matter-Horn.

Discord shot up. "You take that back!" he shouted in anger.

"Nope!" she said again, smiling.

"So, clever huh? Well, I’m polymerized tree sap, and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory, and adheres to you."

They both stood there in silence. matter-Horn's eye twitched. "Um what?" she asked.

"Nevermind!" said Discord. He lifted both of his arms up as his hands started to glow yellow. A dark and swirly storm began to form in the sky. "Chaos is way better than friendship, and you will-"

"Er, sorry guys, but I have to end this story."

"What!" Discord yelled at the author's voice in the sky. "What do you mean you have to end this? I'm just about to win!"

"Yes, well, the audience is very impatient and I have other work that must be done."

"Haha," exclaimed Matter-Horn as she stuck her tongue out. "You don't get to win."

This only angered Discord even more. "Oh come on!" yelled Discord. "Just give me five more minutes and I'll be done."

"Sorry, but I really should end this. Ahem, thanks for reading folks, and that's a-"

"I swear, you better not stop this-"

"AND THAT"S A WRAP!"