After making a friend in the human world, the misplaced Princess discovers that is indeed possible to be more bored than back home. So, she decides to do what any sane person in her position would do by getting a few toys.

Based off of Celestia's New World.

First person pov, lots of anal, lots of cum, and lots of one-liners. Trying to cut down on the last one.

The Celestia pov chapters are what I think are the best of the lot.

This story has now become the storage location for any and all dirty stories I write involving Celestia's New World. I will make no attempt to edit chapters for the public, i.e. removing the names used. The first chapter is the original chapter to this story and has little to do with the flood of pornography coming. These chapters should not be read in any particular order and will only be posted when I am satisfied with their quality.